I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

Haiting City.

Under the Goddess Tower.

Li Changge high-spirited and vigorous.

Stand with your hands.

As if invincible in the whole world.

Wearing bat battle clothes like a "turtle shell", those low-level apostles can hardly help Li Changge.

In addition, as a senior actor, Li Changge has a certain foundation in ancient martial arts. Although not strong, with the addition of Epic Grade equipment, Li Changge’s attributes faintly surpass other apostles. .

Coupled with the messy special effects, it can withstand one or two waves of offensive by the apostles.

Li Changge the more fights the more brave is, his face flushed, his legs closed tightly, punched out, he actually brought out a splendid star effect, like the collapse of the universe, crushing dry weeds and smashing rotten wood .

The special effects are so real that even if the apostle knows it is fake, they can't help being shocked by the extremely realistic special effects.

What the special effects of this dog day are endless, right?

Finally...someone is angry!

Click.

Suddenly.

Just when Li Changge was preparing to brew a new wave of new special effects, once again he punched the demons and monsters in front of him.

There was a crackling sound in his ear.

It's like something... a sound effect that is quietly pierced.

"?"

Li Changge didn't care.

The corners of his mouth crooked.

No one noticed, under the bandage, he raised a wicked and proud smile.

Huh!

Special effects are flying all over the sky!

The peach blossoms are blooming!

The stars are coming!

This is Li Changge!

I’m Li Changge, who is crazy and cool,

wow hahaha!

ka ka ka.

Just as Li Changge's nose was in the sky, and his body was filled with a smell called Dese, the weird voice of ka ka ka came continuously in his ears.

"?"

Suddenly.

Among the apostle who has been busy beating the tortoise shell on Li Changge's body, someone suddenly has sharp eyes and can't help but say something.

"Huh? This dog's equipment seems to be cracked?"

Cracked?

Li Changge hearing this slightly startled.

You dare to fool me?

Are you really stupid?

Can I believe it?

ka ka ka ka ka ka.

This time, as the various kinds of attacks on his body are increasing, Li Changge actually found that the voice of ka ka ka coming from his ears became clearer, and it was clearly not an illusion.

So Li Changge was full of question marks, punching and kicking at the crowd, and then checked the attributes of the Epic Grade equipment.

There seems to be some changes in one of them.

[Durability] 12/3000

"!"

Durability!

"Why does Epic Grade equipment still have durability?"

How could there be such an unscientific setting?

Didn’t it mean Divine Item?

Isn’t that epic?

In an instant, Li Changge looked down and found that the piece of [bat battle clothes ・Change] on his body was covered with fine and dense cracks, like fragile glass. It will break when touched.

"!!!"

"Wait!"

Li Changge suddenly jumped out of the crowd, extended the hand palm, loudly shouted.

That group of low-level apostles were shocked by Li Changge's sudden loud voice and stood there for a few seconds, and the various club and knife offensives really stopped for a while.

Everyone slowly slapped a question mark in unison.

Of course, they are not Li Changge. These question marks are all brain-filled, without special effects.

Li Changge coldly smiled.

It's very cold.

Just like his mood at the moment.

"Emotions...emotions...acting skills...acting skills...you know Li Changge, you are an actor..."

Li Changge is brewing emotions, and his emotions are gradually full .

Suddenly.

Someone broke the silence.

Everyone heard a burst of sad and heroic music. They were immersed in the BGM, as if they had witnessed a martyr, risking ten deaths without life, set foot on the battlefield resolutely, and then Wrapped in a gorgeous shroud of cloth to return home... Ah, what a cool BGM...

"Have you heard?"

"So sad... " " how I feel music sounds as if there will be someone heroic feeling? " " ...... " Li suddenly lifts the Changge head, glanced at the audience with cold eyes, and spoke slowly.

"Say it in advance before you do it. You must...Don't slap your face."

"Fuck!"

When everyone listens, there is no reaction However, Li Changge's tortoise shell had reached the edge of shattering, so they took over, and various weapon fists greeted Li Changge.

crackle.

peng~ peng~ peng~ peng~.

pa pa pa pa.

puff puff puff puff.

Li Changge was submerged in the angry crowd in an instant, unable to extricate himself from it.

"Oh fuck!"

"Didn't you say that you don't want to slap your face?"

"I'm grass? Still slap your face?"

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Li Changge wanted to cry without tears, just now, the [bat battle clothes ・reform] on his body was completely broken.

It directly becomes the appearance equipment without attributes.

Everyone has been fooled by Li Changge all night, and their hearts have already been suffocated. They have no mercy at all, and they will greet them wherever they feel happy.

In a blink of an eye, Li Changge has countless footprints on his body, especially the left and right faces.

"You guys, Chang Xun, you guys!　

Li Changge is also angry.

He saw that in just a few seconds, his HP went down crazily, and then If this continues, he is very likely to be beaten to death by this group of crazy revenge apostle.

Wait.

Li Changge suddenly remembered that besides Yi Lin's kit, The squinted fatty gave him something before he left.

Li Changge can't take care of that much at the moment. After all, he has already exhausted his cards and blocked this group of apostles from the Goddess tower. For so long, it’s almost reached the point where the oil and the lamp are dry. At this moment, even if the thing Li Erpang gave him is a lump of shit, Li Changge will threw away without the slightest hesitation as a life-saving straw.

After all, he has no choice.

Li Changge resisted various attacks, gritted his teeth and took out the card of Li Erpang from the storage space.

Then, without looking at it, just crush it.

In an instant, the power of the card turns into five rays of light and condenses into five mysterious shapes on the top of Li Changge's head. The track is slowly circling.

At the moment when the Wutuo mysterious props appeared on top of Li Changge's head.

In the inner three circles, the outer three circles are in the innermost circle. The apostle who beat Li Changge suddenly smelled a stench of heaven shaking, earth shattering.

This stench is appalling and maddening.

"Fuck! " " Which brother is in fart, trouble please stand up so we can really killed. " " Who the feces accidentally fell on the pants! " Apostle, because that sudden stench, originally neat and tidy beating Li Changge formation, soon slack off, fleeing the" center stench "of.

Li Changge suddenly... dumbfounded.

Wait.

He just thought about it at random, he didn't even think of what Li Erpang finally stuffed into his hand. ...... It turned out to be shit!

And there is more than one lump!

Horrible!

No wonder that fatty after giving him that card , It turned out to be Ahhh with disgust and disgust on his face!

so that's how it is!

At the same time, Li Changge also smelled it. From the top of his forehead, a burst of... Ah no, it was foul-smelling for five periods.

It’s like the legendary stinky tofu, put in socks that haven’t been washed for a few months, and then stored for another ten years, and it emits after reopening the jar. the sense of taste.

...... simply heartless!

......

[block] tracked feces

[grade] rare

[Effect] Click to view details.

[Description] Click to view details.

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Li Changge wants to cry without tears.

At this moment, he actually has the urge to kill the squinted fatty.

Because of the stench, let alone other people, even he can't stand it. . accurate, it should be as long as a normal sense of smell lifeform, this unit can not stand the smell. etc. stand?

Li Changge suddenly startled.

He suddenly reacted.

When Li Changge lifts the head again, he let out a grin again.

The others stared at the Wutuo mysterious object on Li Changge's forehead suspiciously. Suddenly, one of them couldn't help but yelled: "Wait! Don’t forget! This is fake! All are fake! " For ah! makes sense ah! others have echoed. This guy is loaded to force installed a night, He was almost fooled by his realistic special effects again.

So everyone was forced to retreat by the stench, and they were ready to kill again and beat Li Changge again.

Li Changge is slightly smiled.

peaceful.

Of course, no one can tell the profound mystery smile of Li Changge, wrapped in gauze.

But it’s not important.

As long as Li Changge shows this smile, it means... he has a sense of substitution, and having a sense of substitution means that his emotions are about to start surging.

"Shit! disease! "

of Li Changge two projection out of two electrical Jingmang like, instant point just loudest cries. Apostle.

call out -

That mysterious lumps, like lightning, flew out of Li Changge's forehead in an instant, and flew straight towards the target Li Changge had locked.

Even if you know it is a "special effect", but helplessly witnessed the cook disgusting stuff flying straight to his face, no matter who will turned pale in fright, even if it is very likely know effects, but no one would dare bet this one ten thousandth of Probability.

perhaps this attack, than any weapon, but also terrifying.

even if do not kill people ...... but punish heart!

snapped.

Suddenly.

The poor hapless guy just had time to run two steps, but Li Changge's "attack" was faster, and it was all on the hapless guy's face.

The other apostles don’t care whether they are true or not. Seeing this scene, his stomach turned overwhelming, and he stayed away from the hapless apostle.

The hapless apostle was dumbfounded.

He suddenly despaired. I cried bitterly: "I, I, I was poisoned! My HP is dropping crazily! This is really...shit! ! " His words! world are scared! horrible predicament! even if it is dead, who do not want to face I’m here for a while.

But Li Changge lost his eyes directly, and felt a sense of revenge in his heart. Under the bastard's beating, I was disfigured in the end.

Li Changge snarled wildly in his heart.

Since you dare to hit me in the face, I, Li Changge, are destined to let you--

Shit has no land of burial!

Li Changge without the slightest hesitation, he directly selected four unlucky guys, and threw out the shit that was spinning and jumping on his forehead.

xiū xiū xiū 咻――

At the same time, four more people were confused by indescribable things.

Too terrifying!

p>

"The shit on his head is gone! " At this time, some of the more resourceful, has been hiding behind other people, trying not to see Li Changge apostle, see Li Changge head feces block finally completed delivery, as if watching in despair At the dawn of hope, I was overjoyed.

But.

Li Changge is coldly smiled.

Close your eyes.

Emotions, long ago Brewing to the extreme.

At the moment Li Changge opened his eyes again.

Behind him, like a peacock on the screen, there are piles of indescribable things, appear Out of thin air, radiant radiance, like a locust crossing the border.

In an instant, everyone's complexion changed suddenly.

——The look was pale.

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