I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

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wang wang wang~ I kept screaming, suddenly I got excited.

The two shiny dog ​​eyes in the dark night, on the Queen, are like two green light bulbs.

"Beat the navy?"

Among the pirates, someone suddenly whispered.

"Are we going to beat the navy?"

"Don't run away?"

"We are pirates!"

"But the captain is right. Isn't it right for pirates to beat the navy? Huh? Wait, what is right? Oh, damn, can this drink?"

"..."

Ruth stared wide-eyed.

Finally, she realized that Yi Lin was not joking.

That's right!

The logic is clear and there is nothing wrong with it.

As a pirate, you should beat the navy!

Yi Lin is definitely nodded.

"How many magnifications is your telescope?"

Ruth: "???"

Yi Lin has no nonsense, and directly uses himself in the military The telescope of the second class was squeezed into Ruth's hand.

Ruth raised the telescope and saw that Yi Lin's telescope was much cheaper than her own. Without coding, just a glance, Ruth judged all the actions of the distant warship.

The Queen... is being spotted!

The navy ship is chasing here at full speed!

Ruth has a dignified expression. In her head, she quickly calculates the ocean current, wind direction, and visually inspects the tonnage of the opponent’s warship... Various data, through the [Navigation] skills, gradually converge into a terrifying calculation in Ruth’s calculations. s answer.

Even if you turn around now, sooner or later you will be caught up!

Unless...the Queen can be sheltered by the sea!

But is this possible?

On this ship Queen, there are two women.

It is very possible that the warship in the distance is also the "bad luck" brought by the two women.

Thinking of this, Ruth no longer hesitated, like a female man in the wind, putting down the telescope, and decisively giving one after another instruction.

"Listen to the captain's order! The Queen is ready to meet!"

"Yo--"

All the pirates cheered instantly.

In the blood of pirates, there is an element of adventure. Although the pirates are greedy for life and fear of death, at this moment, they are unfathomable mystery and have confidence in this ship and their captain. .

Maybe it's because of what Yi Lin did on Tetuga Island, or the mysterious "black witchcraft" he showed.

If this kind of mysterious, standing opposite the pirates, these pirates will definitely turn around and escape without the slightest hesitation.

However, now, the skeleton gentleman with mysterious power of "black magic" is the captain of this ship!

And the dog that slapped people to death!

All this is the source of confidence for the pirates.

In an instant, all the pirates on the Queen, as if beaten in blood, moved sharply under the command of Ruth.

In the dark.

The other side of the Queen.

It is a heavy warship that has been reinforced by armor.

-"The Brave".

It is said that the origin of the name of this ship, or for commemorating the "fearless" that was sunk by those damned pirates through crafty plots and machinations many years ago.

Known as the "fearless" sister version.

Aboard the Brave, a man with gorgeous clothes and an officer’s wig, with a calm face, as firm as a knife, is holding a telescope and staring at the ship in the night without a word. Sailing ship flying the skull flag.

"Hehe... really turned around? These damn pirates really didn't dare to fight us head-on."

"Report Lieutenant General Pope! The pirate ship turned around! Us! Do you want to continue the pursuit?"

Lieutenant General Pope: "hmph! Go ahead at full speed! As long as it is a pirate, we will never let it go!"

Standing next to Lieutenant General Pope Lieutenant Adjutant, hesitated for a moment: "Lord Admiral, do you think the governor’s fiancee will be on that ship?"

"Hehe, how is it possible?" Lieutenant General Pope shook his head: "half a month Previously, Nolando’s stupid fleet was hit by a shipwreck and the entire army was wiped out. Nolandu drifted to the desert island. If it hadn’t happened to run into a passing merchant ship, Nolandu would have died. Even the rigorously trained Nolandu Lando could barely survive that shipwreck..."

"Do you think that the Governor's fiancee can do better than Nolanto? Don't forget... she is a woman , Hehe, women, have never been favored by the sea."

The adjutant couldn't help asking: "Does Lieutenant General Pop also believe in the illusory'curse'?"

Pope coldly smiled: "How could I believe it? Those are old legends! As the Imperial Family Navy, you must believe in science."

"Of course--" Lieutenant General Pope's tone changed. "If I’m Nolando, to be on the safe side, after picking up the Governor Fiancee on the boat, I will definitely sail along the coastal waters. After arriving at the Imperial Family Port, I will drop the woman and send Ms. Elizabeth back to the Governor’s side by land transportation. ."

The adjutant said with a smile: "As expected, I am a lieutenant general. I acted calmly."

"Wait."

Pope The lieutenant is suddenly frowned.

In telescope.

The stern of the pirate ship with a weird skull and crossbones flag was erected in vain.

Very dazzling in the dark night.

Take a closer look, it turned out to be a pair of dirty white underwear.

Popper was speechless when he saw this scene.

Seeing that Lieutenant General Pope had a strange expression, he also raised the telescope.

A few seconds later, the adjutant’s expression was exactly the same as that of Lieutenant General Pope.

"Ah this? Those damn pirates are raising the white... flag? Are they trying to surrender?"

Lieutenant General Pope was silent for a moment and suddenly laughed.

"My stupid lieutenant, do you remember, what was the first lesson we learned in the Navy Academy?"

Nodded, the lieutenant.

Because every textbook title page of the Naval Academy is neatly printed with three sentences-

[Pirates must die! ]

[Pirates never have a mantra! ]

[carefully every pirate rope! ]

This three naval military training, every qualified Navy back again and again, by heart.

Lieutenant General Pope: "Remember, we are facing despicable, damn pirates. They will rob ships, banks, destroy execution grounds, pretend to be judges, and they commit any imaginable misdeed ... they surrendered? It must be a conspiracy!"

"Subordinates understand!"

"Everyone! Load the shells! Go ahead at full speed! Once the pirates are in range, listen I order, ready to fire at any time!"

A series of instructions were issued.

Pope twisted the telescope in his hand.

Suddenly.

In the widest possible field of vision, he saw an elegant and mysterious black silhouette.

Is that... a tuxedo? ? ?

"?"

Pope couldn't help but hit a big question mark.

Across the sea, on the other side.

Queen number.

Yi Lin put down the telescope.

As the two ships approached one after the other, Yi Lin, at that moment, looked at each other for a while with a man on the enemy ship holding a telescope.

"Is the opponent's commander?"

Yi Lin slightly smiled.

Ruth looked nervous.

Through the telescope, she also roughly guessed the cannon equipment on the enemy warship.

It seems to be just a mid-level warship, and the tonnage of the Queen is almost the same.

But obviously, judging from the opponent's hull, which was obviously reinforced with steel plates, if the two sides fired against each other, the Queen would undoubtedly suffer.

The light must be afraid of wearing shoes. After all, if you step on each other, the light will definitely hurt more, no doubt.

――And the other party seems to be wearing iron boots.

In the cold wind.

A physical examination, shiver coldly, covering his chilly legs.

"Honorable great captain, can loyal Charlie put on these pants?"

Ruth is very speechless for Yi Lin's ingenious act of pretending to surrender : "Do you really think they would believe it?"

"Do not believe it."

Yi Lin came to a conclusion.

"Then you still try?"

"Just try, and you won't get pregnant. But it seems that the impression of the pirates in the Navy's mind is very bad...Oh right , Charlie, you can put on your pants and roll."

Wang Heavenly Emperor crouched on the bow of the boat, waving in the wind.

The two ships are getting closer.

Ruth's expression is getting more and more nervous.

The shells have been loaded.

On the Brave, the bow iron plate actually heard the sound of ka ka chain movement, two rounds of exquisite bow guns protruded from the hull, and the black hole barrels pointed directly at Yi Lin and Ruth The direction.

"It's now!"

Ruth suddenly yelled, but she was nervous, and there was a trace of broken sound in her voice, and she had no time to pay attention.

"Anchor!"

"Let down all the sails!"

"Right full rudder! Sharp turn--"

This For a backward sailing boat, when moving and turning, the boat is different from driving. The car can be said to be racing, turning when turning, and braking when braking. But in order to maneuver a medium-sized sailing ship, the wind direction, ocean currents, and every structure of the ship must be counted.

Thanks to Yi Lin on Tetuga Island, regardless of the cost, he directly recruited nearly 200 people with the Queen’s equipment. So far, the most important thing for this Queen is the manpower.

Hiss--

Enter the Brave!

Before the Queen made a sharp turn, Pope also waved his hand to give instructions.

"The bow gun, fire it! Kill these damn pirates!"

Rumble--

The two first guns of the Brave are in the dark, With a dazzling tongue of flame, the shell burst out of the chamber.

But what no one didn’t expect was that half a minute before the gun was ejected, the Queen, who was within range, suddenly made a 180-degree turn on the sea. He walked around to the side of the Brave!

The two ships are so close that Pope can even smell the rum from the dirty pirate ship in the sea breeze.

The sudden and sharp turn of the Queen only made the experienced Admiral Popper stupefied for a few seconds, and then he sneered disdainfully: "This kind of old-fashioned navigation again? Stupid pirates, don't you? I know, since the Fearless was destroyed by this trick, your sharp turning tactics have long been recorded in the textbooks?"

Thinking of this, Pop continued to order: "Damn pirates." On our right! The right-string gun is ready, all the shells are loaded! Waiting for my order!"

On the Queen.

Ruth bit her lower lip.

Her tactics of confrontation after a sharp turn are indeed old-fashioned tactics. It is passed down by word of mouth among pirates and is said to be the wisdom left by a Legendary pirate.

But the other party seemed to be calm about this change, all the muzzles on the right side of the Brave were opened, dozens of cannons were pushed out, and the Queen was facing coldly across a small piece of ocean.

If this goes on-

Maybe it is the Queen who was sunk!

Right now.

On the Queen, all the pirates, no one noticed, Yi Lin raised the telescope again.

Lock your eyes on the silhouette of the enemy ship that stands tallest and moves the most.

"I guess you are the commander..."

Yi Lin whispered and coughed twice, across the sea, and said loudly to the air.

"From now on, let the world feel pain!"