I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

As Yi Lin said.

It is not easy to find Ruth alone in the scattered wreckage of the Queen, in the turbulent sea.

The hurricane swept across the area for dozens of kilometers, and the wreckage of the Queen was scattered all over the sea after the hurricane. Yi Lin alone rode a small motorcycle on the sea. If you search for it a little bit , I guess I have to find dawn.

So.

Yi Lin decisively used the ability of the compass once.

Ruth's massage buff and sailing skills are self-evident to Yi Lin.

If Ruth is dead, it will be difficult for Yi Lin to recruit such a useful crew.

There is no way, she has given too much!

So, Yi Lin said that Ruth owed him a life, it was not a joke.

Only when using the [compass from the heart], Yi Lin discovered that this Epic Grade prop is not as simple and easy to use as imagined.

In the Compass attribute, there are already hints.

If Yi Lin does not have enough desire in his heart when using the compass, the compass will not be able to point the right direction.

So at that time, Yi Lin desperately recalled Ruth's proficient technique, the power of BUFF...cough cough, almost like self-hypnosis, after accumulating enough "desire" in his heart, Yi Lin finally started again Ruth after the death.

Why Ruth survived the hurricane may be Calypso's kindness.

The real reason cannot be verified. Yi Lin is also impossible to dig out Calypso to confront him again, and there is no need for it.

After receiving Ruth, a paw slapped Yi Lin's motorcycle.

Yi Lin didn't turn his head back, he already knew who the owner of the paw was.

He can only sigh helplessly: "You are a real dog."

"woof~"

"Brother Wang, my car is obvious It’s overloaded."

Wang Heavenly Emperor: "..."

"Have you not seen it crowded like this?"

Wang Heavenly Emperor: "..."

The dog didn't speak, but silently took out a card in his mouth, as if it would be broken at any time, and then looked at Yi Lin with a kind look.

"Go, get in the car."

Yi Lin decisively invited Wang Heavenly Emperor to get on the car.

"Woof~"

Wang Heavenly Emperor said a dog language that no one could understand, and the card that he was making in his mouth just now disappeared, happily rushing to Yi Lin's motorcycle squatted on both legs, occupying the front seat of the car.

The dog is in front, Yi Lin is in the middle, and Ruth is behind.

This pose is very unique.

Yi Lin restarted the motorcycle, ignited it, turned on the high beam, and became more proficient in the operation.

Although Yi Lin is clearly suspected of overloading, illegal modification, driving without a license, dangerous driving, and carrying pets in the front row, fortunately, the navy of this world can only manage ships, regardless of illegal motor vehicles.

The Mount of Apocalypse finally reappears in this world.

Every time Yi Lin observes the attributes of this "mount", he secretly sighs that fifty thousand chaos value is simply too worthwhile.

The psychological process can be summarized in two words-"Blood Earning".

……

[summon mount: night dire]

[consumption] 400spirit energy value

[grade] one star

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[Riding]B

[Attack]C

[Movement]A+

[Armor]A+

【HP 】100%

【Satisfaction】86100

【Friendship】100100

【Regular skills】"Ignore the terrain", "Front gun ", "Saw Blade"

[special ability] "Dark Night Mode"

[Mount Description]*￥#￥@! #￥#%￥##……? ? ?

……

Before the shipwreck occurred, Yi Lin just made up enough filling modules, reactivated the chaos value of the apocalypse mount, and then stuffed the [Bat Motor] in.

Yi Lin did not expect that after [Bat Motors] was inserted into the module, the skill re-lit on the module skill tree turned out to be a "summon type" skill, and the original itself was " The motorcycle of "mounting props" completely disappeared. On the virtual panel, the night dire, who was a summon thing, had a "health bar" strangely.

Of course, the name [Night Dire] was also thought of by Yi Lin.

Yi Lin has always been satisfied with his taste in naming, so there is no need to question it.

Summon skills, although there is nothing wrong with them.

But this summon mount’s brand new mod skill consumes too much spirit energy value.

Fortunately, as long as the mounts out of summon do not cancel their skills or are blown up, [Night Dire] will always exist, and will not disappear, nor will it maintain "Bai Xiaoyi" and "Nie Hongxiu" "So, continue to consume spirit energy value.

In general, the attributes of this mount are almost perfect.

The only thing that Yi Lin can’t figure out is that the sorrowful explanatory terms at the end of all the skills in the past are reflected in the night dire attribute. However, Yi Lin is a little confused about the meaning of it, so he can only ponder it carefully later when he has time.

On the mount, the passive attribute of [ignore the terrain] is enough to give Yi Lin the confidence to cross the sea.

That’s why Yi Lin was so calm when facing the legendary "god", Calypso.

"Poseidon?"

Yi Lin laughed, which means that no one can understand.

Ruth: "?"

Gouzi: "?"

Yi Lin also didn't explain.

Yi Lin twisted the throttle and galloped on the surface of the sea for a while, and suddenly found that he could not find the right direction in the vast sea.

For half an hour, Yi Lin has the same waves in front and behind, the same dark night, without a little change.

Fortunately, there are no disasters such as hurricanes, rain, thunder, and vortex.

I don’t know if it’s because of Calypso’s mercy, or that Night Dire is not in the category of "ships" and cannot trigger the conditions of "curse".

"Ruth, point me in the direction."

At this moment, Ruth is holding Elizabeth Rin’s waistline, curiously tapping the iron bumps under her ass from time to time. , Banged loudly.

When Yi Lin asked this, Ruth couldn't help but roll her eyes: "You...boat, how can I find the direction? And, to tell you the truth, I accidentally lost my nautical chart. , Now, sister, I have no other ability besides being able to massage you."

"What do you desire most now?"

"What?" Ruth For a moment.

"I mean, if, if it can be achieved, what is the thing you desire most now, come close your eyes, do everything from your heart, don’t hesitate, say it out loud."

Yi Lin's tone is full of bewitching.

Ruth closed her eyes obediently, imagining, muttering to herself like a dream.

"I hope I can take a hot bath, change into clean clothes, eat a hot meal, drink high-end wine, have a warm bed, oh, the best bed is There are also white flowers and slippery-"

Seeing that Ruth said more and more things were wrong, Yi Lin did not give Lady Boss a chance to continue her dreams, and directly stuffed the "compass from the heart" to Ruth. Hands.

On the compass.

The pointer spins frantically at first, as if it were out of order.

But a few seconds later.

Crack.

The pointer is fixed abruptly, pointing to a certain direction to the left hand side and staying still.

"Bingo!"

Yi Lin stowed the compass satisfactorily and drove at full speed.

Ruth: "???"

The compass peeked through Yi Lin's inner desire and pointed towards Ruth.

And the compass points to the warm bed, hot water, food... and wine through Ruth's inner desire.

When Yi Lin took a man and a dog back on the land, it was already the night of the next day.

This is a bustling port.

Completely different from the style of the port of Tetuga.

Squads of well-equipped troops are patrolling back and forth. Even at night, the port is lit with dim lights, and the whole port is brightly lit.

In an instant, Yi Lin had the illusion of coming to another world.

The identities of the two women and a dog did not arouse anyone's suspicion.

In a unique way, Yi Lin sneaked into some places to find two clean women's clothing, then reluctantly put on the women's clothing, regaining her identity as Elizabeth Rin.

When Yi Lin, with tired eyes and a tone of lose one's head out of fear, reported the identity of Elizabeth Rin to the patrolling Small Captain, a certain Small Captain turned pale in fright in an instant, Shocked, overjoyed, promoted, looking forward to the future, imagining life Peak.

In short, Elizabeth Rin reappeared in the Imperial Family Naval Port after disappearing 1 month later, spreading throughout the city at the fastest speed.

As for the identities of Ruth and Wang Heavenly Emperor, no one cares.

It's not just a maid and a pet.

Although Wang Heavenly Emperor was quite dissatisfied with his identity as a pet, but after Yi Lin threw a bone, Wang Heavenly Emperor gnawed elated, and all the anger disappeared and revealed. Licking a dog-like smile.

Gouzi's pursuit is so unpretentious and boring.

3rd day.

Yi Lin wore a gorgeous women's dress, dressed up to attend, and entered an old castle.

He finally met Elizabeth Rin’s father.

――Benson Swan.

Until now, Yi Lin finally understood that his full name should be-Elizabeth Rin Swan.

Being forcibly plugged into a role-playing identity by the "tower", Yi Lin always feels that the name of this "character" is weird no matter how he looks at it.

But as soon as I lowered my head and saw the dog gnawing at his feet, he remembered the name of the "Wang Heavenly Emperor"... Yi Lin suddenly felt that this name was quite normal.

It's better than "Rin Heavenly Emperor" and the like.

Old Swan whiteheaded all night, his only daughter, baby girl, the daughter who was about to get married was taken away by the damn pirates, and disappeared for a whole month, making Old Swan white hair.

Even the Swan family, including the Spirit Hall of "Elizabeth Rin Swann", the posthumous photos, and even the "Biography of Elizabeth Rin Swann" have been sorted out by someone, waiting for someone to retrieve it. Yi Lin's body, after confirming Yi Lin's death, put all the ceremony on the table.

――No one didn't expect Elizabeth Rin to return to London alive and well.

This is not a little defensive, it is very surprising!

"Oh, my poor child, you have suffered!"

Old Swan ying ying ying pounced towards Yi Lin, and after came back to his senses, the old tears burst into tears , Opened his fatherly arms towards Yi Lin.

Slap.

Yi Lin slapped the old father's arm away with a slap.

Old Swan looked dumbfounded, and the emotions that he worked so hard to brew were instantly photographed clean.

"Where is my room?"

Yi Lin asked.

Old Swann saw that his dear daughter seemed to have some wrong expressions, but he didn't doubt it, and he made up for all kinds of hardships the good daughter suffered outside, and he immediately expressed his deep understanding and sympathy.

"Oh, my daughter, Rin, are you sick? Don't you even know where your room is?"

"..."

Rather than waiting for Yi Lin's thoughts to flicker over, the old father has already pointed out the route for Yi Lin in the castle with the fastest speed, and has carefully drawn the map with a feather pen.

Yi Lin silently clicked a like.

After obtaining the location information of the room, Yi Lin dragged the servant girl and pet, and walked directly up the steps.

"Ouch!"

Yi Lin screamed suddenly.

Old Swann: "???"

These damn high heels! ! !

And the damn women's clothing--

Yi Lin was expressionless, twisted his waist and walked up again... his legs hurt.

"My dear daughter, Wow! Do you really need to call a doctor?"

Yi Lin: "..."

Wang Heavenly Emperor: "woof ~ ”