I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

When Yi Lin opened the door and entered, his face looked like a shy flower blooming.

There are twelve people sitting circling on the round table.

Like the legendary "Round Table Knight".

But Yi Lin guesses not, because this table is designed to only seat twelve people.

The rest of the people are all spine-backed and stand on the side orderly, not daring to say anything.

Huh?

Poor Nolandu is there?

Yes!

He actually survived.

Yi Lin originally wanted to say hello to Nolando, who should never be killed, but because the atmosphere was too solemn, Yi Lin also gave up this plan.

After a while, Yi Lin looked away from Nolando and fell back on the round table, the strangest silhouette.

On the top of the round table, a "person" in a gorgeous uniform looked over here the moment Yi Lin stepped into the Conference Hall.

What Yi Lin finds the most weird is not the person's looks, nor the obvious features such as behavior.

Instead, the "person", all the skin that should have been exposed outside the clothes, is wrapped in a thick bandage, just like Li Changge in COS Haiting City." Bandage male".

On the bandaged head, there is also a certain ash-gray curly wig and a red hat with gold rim, which is very compelling.

――He also wears sunglasses.

From head to toe, almost no physical characteristics are shown, even expressions are not revealed.

So mysterious?

This sudden change of style makes Yi Lin more mindful. Obviously, there is something weird, so it goes without saying.

Kira Roberts.

It is said that this is the name of the Governor of the Navy.

It’s no wonder that when the old Swan mentioned the name, he involuntarily showed a kind of hard to describe embarrassment in the depths of his eyes?

Dare he pit his daughter in the fire?

Yi Lin in a flash, through the information compiled in this very short period of time, we can roughly infer the reason for the arrest of "Elizabeth Rin".

Most likely to run away from home!

It's him, even if he breaks his leg, he has to run!

Yi Lin has no other choice, he can only walk in the direction of Kira Robert, who is eccentrically dressed.

Wait.

Yi Lin did not stop, but in an instant, after further analysis of the limited information, he concluded that Elizabeth Rin and Kira Robert had a further relationship.

"Maybe...?"

Yi Lin's heart moved, and under the veil, he put on a sullen expression, snorted, walked to the corner, and kept with Kira Roberts A certain distance.

Kira looked away again.

The other people's expressions did not have any surprises, as if Elizabeth Rin's appearance and reaction were not beyond their expectations.

Sure enough.

That's right.

According to the weird personality of Kira Roberts, it would be a hell if Elizabeth Rin really wanted to marry.

"Reluctance" is the right option.

The brief look at each other just now, Kira Robert's sight through the sunglasses, made Yi Lin feel a sense of contradiction, and it was impossible to say it for a while.

The meeting is still continuing.

Yi Lin has no expression on his face, pretending to be a proud Eldest Young Lady, but secretly looking at everyone in the Conference Hall.

If there is no accident, the ticket person in front of him should be the existence at the apex of the "Navy" camp.

The Governor of the Navy-Kira Roberts.

On the round table, sitting on the left and right sides of the Governor, there are three people wearing pure white cloaks, which are full of navy.

Two of them are handsome blond man, one is long and the other is short... They are talking about hair.

They seem to be about 30 years old. The two men’s facial features are very three-dimensional. The short-haired man has a tight face, while the long-haired man shows a sulky smile from time to time. Elegant and calm.

The other one beside Kira Roberts is a sexy redhead.

The red and white military uniform was unbuttoned by several buttons on it, a navy uniform that was originally dignified and decent,

forcibly was worn by the woman with a "deep V" effect .

Yi Lin left a few more thoughts, and roughly estimated that her figure is as good as Elizabeth Rin.

The woman is wearing a deep V version of the military uniform, wearing a pure white cloak, and holding a golden pipe with a long and narrow pipe in her hand, exquisite workmanship. The woman was smoking a small cigarette, and the curling cigarette evacuated from the pipe, making the atmosphere of the Conference Hall full of smoke, and no one dared to show a strange expression.

"These three guys are of extraordinary status."

If the real "Elizabeth Rin" is here, I would probably know these people, but Yi Lin just wears "Elizabeth "Rin" vest, if it is not prepared in advance, it is very likely to be exposed.

Yi Lin used the shortest time to observe the twelve people on the round table, moving quietly.

Huh?

Behind the three high level navy cloaks, there seems to be a line of text written vertically.

Is it "justice"?

It seems not.

Yi Lin carefully identified it.

It turned out to be-"Pirates must die."

The round table.

"Lieutenant General Pope, I heard that you were beaten and fled by a pirate not long ago?"

Suddenly.

On the round table, a naval officer with a horoscope-shaped Hu glanced at a man named Pope.

Lieutenant General Pope?

Pop?

Yi Lin found that this name seemed familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere.

At the moment when Lieutenant General Pope heard these words, his originally round face instantly rose to pig liver red, shiver coldly, and he didn't say a word for a long time.

The other upper navy on the round table, except for the three cloak-wrapped two men and one woman, and the bandage-wrapped governor, the others are extremely elegant vocabulary, with gentleness. His smiles comforted Pope one after another.

The general meaning is nothing more than--

"It's not that Pope is too incompetent, but that the enemy is too cunning."

"It doesn't matter, next time Pope will be able to Catch that damn pirate, even if it’s not necessarily the next time, it will be the next time."

"You have done well enough. It is enough to hit the real level, don’t care about winning or losing."

"It's okay, it must be that luck is not good enough, maybe the next time good luck, you can catch the damn pirate!"

The words are good, but listen In the ears, why do you feel more uncomfortable as you listen?

Sure enough.

Pop's face from the very beginning of the pig liver color, listening to the various comforting lines around, gradually turned into black, it seems that Pope is fainting.

Knock-knock--

Just when the discussion on the round table is about to pass.

An abrupt percussion sounded from the corner of the round table. In an instant, all the sounds of discussion and comfort fell silent within a few seconds, as if it had never sounded before.

"oh?"

Yi Lin slightly smiled.

It turned out that it was the deep V pipe girl who knocked on the table with that delicate pipe.

Knock-knock--

"This matter, let's forget it."

The deep V pipe girl spit out a long puff of cigarette, at the Conference In the Hall, smoke is swirling, forming an unpredictable shape.

"I heard that'skeleton gentleman' possesses'black magic'...hehe, it is very possible that he knows how to use'that power'."

hiss――

In the Conference Hall, everyone in the Conference Hall was shocked to take a puff of second-hand smoke.

"How is it possible! Apart from the four damn big pirates, there are others who know how to use'that power'?"

"Could it be that the sea belongs to us, Going into chaos again?"

"If what Admiral Tiramisu said is true, then..."

When all the navies heard this news, The expressions are gloomy and uncertain.

Yi Lin was quite surprised.

Didn't expect the name "skeleton gentleman", has it been passed here?

Any surprise at the highest level of the navy?

He quietly opened the captain's panel and took a look.

Prestige...Famous in the world?

Is it this level?

"hehe."

The other side of Admiral Tiramisu.

The long-haired cloak man, also the man wearing the "pirate must die" cloak, didn’t know where to slap, and took out a few wads of brand new paper, with the smell of brand new ink. Presented in front of everyone.

The man slowly said several names in a voice full of magnetism.

"Skull gentleman."

If you change to another occasion, Yi Lin might not be able to help but return.

――"To".

"Nicholas Zhao."

"Indiana Jones."

"These three have been in this short period of more than a month, from Starting from the namelessness, until now, they have become notorious big pirates."

"Their three people can be said to be a new generation that has not fallen behind since the'pirates of the old age' have risen again."

"My Admiral Macchiato would like to call these three the'worst new generation'!"

"Hehe, if these three damn pirates, they will fall for themselves. Mastering'that power' is enough to set off a huge storm on the sea. Don't forget, the goal of our navy's existence, what we are fighting for, if we let them continue to sail, it will definitely hinder our plan! "

Yi Lin learns information silently.

By the way, with a dumbfounded look.

This so-called "Nicholas Zhao", anyone with a discerning eye will know it is apostle, okay!

How did you achieve such a low level of obtaining a name and still integrate into this world view so harmoniously?

Yi Lin deep in one's heart, spit out crazy.

The other "Indiana Jones" has no sense of disobedience. At first glance, Yi Lin doesn't feel anything special.

Limited information.

Because Yi Lin broke in in the middle of the meeting, I don’t know what happened before.

But since Yi Lin came in, the content discussed in the meeting, some sentences, had a lot of meaningless decorations, giving people a veiled feeling.

"Is it because of my scruples about Elizabeth Rin's existence?"

Yi Lin thought silently.

The meeting finally ended in a heated speech.

From beginning to end, Elizabeth Rin’s fiance, the man covered in bandages, didn’t say a word.

It is like a puppet on the round table.

Until the end of the meeting.

Everyone left one after another.

Before Nolando left, passing by Yi Lin, he gave a gentleman's ceremony: "Oh, thank God, beautiful lady, you really survived."

" , I was also surprised."

Yi Lin said with a smile.

In fact, what he wanted to say was--

"Nolandu, I was very surprised that you were able to survive."

After the others left.

Click--

The meeting door is locked again.

Huh?

Wait.

Yi Lin just noticed that behind the bandage man, there was a man with black hair standing all the time.

The man never said a word from beginning to end, hiding in the crowd.

It's just that when everyone left, the man stayed still, and this was regarded as entering Yi Lin's sight.

Yi Lin frowned.

I saw her fiancé, Kira Roberts has step by step towards herself.

"long time no see."

Yi Lin: "..."

At this time, he should use the who setting to answer this kind of dog blood Opening remarks?

――"Ahh! long time no see too?"

――――――――――――――――――――――――――"I can survive, you are surprised?‖

――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――‖ You are Do you want to change your wife?"

Yi Lin filtered through the barren romance novels in his brain.

At this moment, Yi Lin found that the black hair man behind Kira Roberts was also looking at himself with a curious look.

So.

Yi Lin said a word, making Tiramisu inadvertently, took a puff of soot, and coughed violently.

Elizabeth Rin suddenly smiled coldly.

One hand on hips, pointing to the nose of the black hair man behind the Governor.

"Because of this damn man?"

Admiral Tiramisu: "cough cough cough!"

Black hair man: "?"

Governor of the Navy: "?"

Everyone looked bewildered in an instant.

But it seems that in this world, passion is not too advanced thinking, Tiramisu coughed for a while, and quickly understood: "cough cough, Ms. Elizabeth, I miss you It should be a misunderstanding. The relationship between the governor-sama and the advisor of Harushiro Amakusa is not the kind of relationship you think."

It's okay for this Tiramisu not to speak. When you speak, everyone uses strange things. Looking at Admiral Tiramisu's gaze.

"Oh? What do you guys see me doing?" Tiramisu took a long puff, calmed down, and explained: "Ms. Elizabeth, let me introduce you to this It is an adventurer from the East Ocean, Major General Harushiro Amakusa, who also serves as the highest adviser of the Imperial Family Navy."

Huh?

Yi Lin was a little surprised.

didn't expect Tiramisu's idea is very avant-garde.

But in a short sentence, Yi Lin didn’t really want to be awkward, but in this way, I probably tried to find out whether the normal "Elizabeth Rin’s personality" is similar to The black hair man behind the governor once knew him.

In Yi Lin's impression, as a woman, it's not normal to lose your temper and play tricks?

There is no sense of violation at all.

The man called "Amakusa Harushiro" by Tiramisu, his expression remained unchanged, he lowered his head slightly, and his eyes showed a look of thoughtful look.

Governor: "It's fine if you come back."

Yi Lin is still reluctant: "Is it because I can't come back, your soul is happier?"

"No."

"Who are you lie to! People who say that men's mouths are deceptive, my old lady will believe?"

"..."

"Also! People have been missing for a whole month, why didn't you come to me? You have no conscience, do you know how your old lady lived this month? Oh, God, that's an unbearable past!"

"Thanks for your hard work."

"en? Just send the old lady after you have worked hard? Do you still take fiancee seriously? I think you should find the grass behind you Shiro."

"..."

Tiramisu corrected: "It's Amakusa Harushiro, Ms. Elizabeth."

Yi Lin completely took over the role. , Like a shrew cursing the street, pointed to the governor's bandaged nose, pa pa pa kept talking.

The governor has a very good temper. He has questions and answers. If he can't answer, he will be silent and right. It feels like a pitiful little sufferer.

In just one minute, Yi Lin can't wait to try all the dog-blood lines in his impression.

At this moment, Tiramisu and the others looked at each other, his expression changed slightly, and Tiramisu, who was also a woman, reached out and stopped the angry Yi Lin.

"Beautiful Ms. Elizabeth, you have been thinking about it. During your disappearance, the Governor was melancholic and suffering, and he also issued a reward order. Even if it is a pirate, as long as he can bring you back to London, All sins can be forgiven. This is already a very kind approach."

"oh?" Yi Lin glanced at Tiramisu.

Seeing the "difficult Elizabeth Rin", a sharp mouth finally disappeared, the corner of Tiramisu's mouth twitched, and Yi Lin quickly pulled out the door, comforted: "Believe me, Lord Governor this time It’s too exhausting. If it weren’t for searching for the whereabouts of Ms. Elizabeth, the Governor would not have done this."

Yi Lin didn’t dare to ask more about the Governor’s makeup.

If you ask, it will definitely show up.

So, after a round of snarling and getting the information he wanted, Yi Lin didn't continue to confuse him as he couldn't tell good from bad. He just held his hands snorted and his expression was very good.

Alive and well is a resentful and beautiful lady acridine.

At this time.

Amakusa Harushiro stepped forward, with a graceful smile on his face, slightly squinting, moving slowly, and reaching for Yi Lin's palm with one hand, as if to come to a standard kiss gift.

"It's nice to meet you, beautiful lady."

Elizabeth Howling slapped the palm of Amakusa Harushiro's hand open: "get lost! I'm not happy!"

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Governor: "..."

Three generals: "..."

Amakusa Harushiro: "..."

End Elizabeth Rin ignored all the people who were frozen in place, carrying the skirt angrily, and rushed out of the Conference Hall. No one dared to stop a step along the way.

As soon as he walked out of the navy headquarters, Yi Lin's angry expression changed abruptly and replaced with a slightly frowned contemplative expression.

"It seems a bit troublesome now."

Ten minutes later.

Yi Lin waited for Ruth idly.

Suddenly.

A somewhat helpless voice came from behind.

"You really don't give face, your one, but it made me lose a bit of blood."

For the voice from behind, Yi Lin There is no accident.

Turning around, Yi Lin saw not far away, Amakusa Harushiro was still standing behind Yi Lin, with a poker face smiling like a withdrawal not long ago.

Yi Lin smiled kindly: "Who used that crappy way of temptation? Still kissing? Hehe, I didn't slap your face and it was already a shame."

Amakusa Harushiro's head swayed slightly: "Change to another place?"

Yi Lin shook his head, smiling unchanged: "No, as the governor's fiancee, if you run somewhere else with a strange man , It’s easy to hear some rumors. If I didn’t guess wrong, if I walked out of the streets, this identity should be familiar to many people."

After a moment of silence.

Amakusa Harushiro took the initiative to send out an invitation: "Tani Tianqing."

A few seconds later.

Yi Lin's communication list.

An extra name has been added.

But to be honest, no apostle would naively think that the "friends" added to the mailing list are really "never forsaking good friends". They are so innocent. The apostle will not survive now.

In his previous life, Yi Lin even added his enemies to the list face-to-face, just for the convenience of checking at any time, when the opponent passed away.

It's such a simple communication function. Whether it is Yi Lin or Gu Tianqing, they will not be too crazy.

After adding friends to each other.

The two chatted quietly in the street, and their movements were very natural.

Gu Tianqing said with a slight smile: "During this time, I was also fortunate to have in-depth exchanges with a few real ladies. I noticed that as long as they are aristocratic women with professional etiquette training, When I move, I will subconsciously retract the non-weight-bearing foot by about 30 degrees, so you give me the feeling..."

"It’s not like a woman in this era, perhaps, it’s not like a woman at all. "

Yi Lin's expression remained unchanged: "I didn't ask how you found it?"

Gu Tianqing chuckled: "I guess you wouldn't ask. So if I take the initiative to propose it, it will appear more sincere. After you just listened to what I said, your eyes widened slightly, you can see that you have accepted my sincerity."

Yi Lin lowered his head: "Micro-expressions?"

Gu Tianqing shook his head: "It's not that professional. It's just that personal experience is a bit special. It has formed some small habits of observing people, not worth mentioning. "

Yi Lin hehe smiled: "You are sure it's okay to show your hole cards so quickly?"

"At least, we are allies, right?"

"Not necessarily..."

Yi Lin and Gu Tianqing looked at each other in the sky.

The two were silent for a few seconds again.

In each other's eyes, there was a hint of deep surprise.

The conversation between the two people, even if it sounds like other apostles, will feel unfathomable mystery, and I don't know if the relationship between the two is a stranger or an acquaintance.

However, the dialogue between smart people directly omitted the beginning, omitted the process of mutual introduction and understanding, and went straight to the point.

For example, it's like what Li Erpang once said: In the relationship between men and women, it is not going straight to the opening of the house, it is purely a hooligan.

Although this is just a joke, it is clear that both Yi Lin and Gu Tianqing have no time to play gangsters.

(Li Erfaan: Me???)

Soon.

Gu Tianqing took the lead in breaking the silence for a few seconds: "I think you were so...so sloppy, you should have discovered it?"

"Find? What discovery?" Yi Lin blinked .

Gu Tianqing first started, then she shook her head and smiled: "Your fiancé is a bit weird. To be precise, the entire Navy is very weird."

Yi Lin blinked:" Really? The weather is really good today."

Gu Tianqing slightly smiled: "See you later."

Yi Lin nodded: "You can chat."

at this time.

Yi Lin has already seen Ruth's sneaky silhouette coming here.

Gu Tianqing has turned around, without saying a word, re-enter the navy headquarters.

I believe that in his capacity, it is not easy to find a reason to sneak out and have this brief conversation with Yi Lin.

After all, everyone is currently playing their own identities, and there should not be too much interaction between the roles, it is better not to appear.

"Gu Tianqing...?"

Yi Lin repeated the name in a low voice, then cast a questioning expression at Ruth.

Ruth secretly made an "O**K" gesture.

"Go back and talk about it later."

Yi Lin took a deep breath, Didi hit a carriage, like an Eldest Young Lady in costume, and returned to Swann with great force. In the old castle.

Along the way.

Yi Lin is silent.

Thinking about everything I have seen in the navy headquarters.

Something is wrong.

It's really wrong.

Especially that...the governor.

Yi Lin just showed off his bad acting skills even though it was a clever move.

But in fact, Yi Lin has his own considerations.

The more you think, the more weird and gloomy Yi Lin's expression becomes.

In the narrow carriage, Ruth shook her heart, shaking with the horse galloping.

Huh?

Is this a good place?

Why does this vibration always give people a pleasant rhythm?

Ruth was about to express, but looked up and found that Yi Lin's expression was a bit wrong.

"en? What's wrong? Your fiancé is not good? What kind of person is he?"

Yi Lin heard Ruth's voice.

The gloomy expression quickly eased a lot.

Whether it is for the "Governor" or Gu Tianqing, Yi Lin feels that this matter is beginning to become tricky.

"If he is a'normal person', maybe it's not bad."

Yi Lin suddenly said such a sentence.

Ruth looked dumbfounded.

After returning to the castle.

When the old father Swan saw Yi Lin coming back, he pestered Yi Lin to ask about the reunion with his fiancé, as well as his mental journey.

For the old father who pushed the "woman" into the Fire Pit, Yi Lin naturally didn't have a good face, so he closed the door with a snap and locked it.

But ten minutes later, Ruth walked out again with a helpless expression and wandered around in the castle.

In the room.

Yi Lin closed his eyes and meditated.

In thinking, Yi Lin constructed a virtual whiteboard.

Navy, Pirates, Faction, Curse, Calypso, Trade, Governor, Main Quest, Three Admirals, Wang Heavenly Emperor, Amakusa Harushiro, Elizabeth Rin, Nicholas Zhao, Indiana Jones... …And "Demon King".

One by one seemingly unrelated nouns, gradually constructed a tangled and complicated relationship diagram in Yi Lin's thoughts.