I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

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Yi Lin put away the [Merging Must Success Card] for now.

Although I don’t know the effect of fusion.

However, "rare"-level props are never too ridiculous.

Compared with disposable items, Yi Lin wants to get skills more.

But as the lucky attribute is getting lower and lower, Yi Lin has not tried to draw skills from the settlement random reward for a long time.

He is very helpless.

But there is no way.

Yi Lin silently took out the last trial reward.

……

[Queen Yanluo's Training Manual·Secret]

[Grade] Normal

[Effect] This manual Above, it records in detail the deepest secret of a certain queen who repeatedly jumps between "S" and "M". Look and cherish. Maybe you won't see it one day.

……

The cover of the manual is dark and made of unknown leather.

Opening the inside, the paper turns yellow.

It is full of incomprehensible text.

There are also some patterns.

Yi Lin looked around for a while. Without "translation", Yi Lin couldn't understand what secrets were recorded in it.

Finally, Yi Lin can't see anything special, so he can only put away the [Queen Yanluo's Training Manual·Secret] for the time being.

So far, Yi Lin will organize the gains from the trial.

Yi Lin leaves the room.

On the road, Yi Lin saw from a distance, a sad figure with his head down, stroking a gleaming metal stick profoundly mystery.

When countless female researchers saw this, they evaded one after another.

Yi Lin's expression is slightly startled.

But soon, Yi Lin's expression remained as usual, and he quickly stepped forward and asked with a smile: "Why did you come out?"

Pan Xiaozheng heard Yi Lin's voice behind him.

He turned his head blankly, stared at Yi Lin indifferently for a moment, then turned his attention back to the good friend of Harley Quinn in his hand, and sighed softly: "You still don't I asked, this is a sad story."

Huh?

Pan Xiaozheng said that, Yi Lin is more interested: "hope to hear the details."

"Pan Zhengyi fell into a...very embarrassing situation during the last trial. ."

"oh?"

"..., in short, very cruel." Pan Xiao just happened to think of an adjective with a flashing tone: "Then he gave Lao Tzu to Throw it out."

Awkward situation?

How embarrassing is it?

The more Pan Xiaozheng kept silent, Yi Lin became more curious.

But the more curious Yi Lin is, Pan Xiaozheng has no choice but to give up.

"You just came out?" Pan Xiaozheng put away the sadness on his face, he suddenly looked Yi Lin from head to toe for a few rounds, browsed slightly wrinkle, and asked.

Yi Lin didn’t answer, but instead asked: “How do you know?”

Pan Xiaozheng scratched his head: “I don’t know how to say it. It's a bit different. But I can't tell where it is."

"You are an illusion."

Yi Lin laughed, pulling his leg to leave.

Just a few steps.

Then turned back and asked: "Yes, there is one thing I don’t know if you still have an impression."

"What?"

Yi Lin Thought for a while: "It was the day when I helped you'treatment'..."

"Why are you so embarrassed to mention that treatment?"

Pan Xiaozheng heard it, subconsciously He squeezed the never-wearing stick in his hand, wishing it would knock this kid to death: "Don't tell me you hovered between life and death that day, you have amnesia now?"

Yi Lin took a step back calmly, in case Pan Xiaozheng couldn't hold back and violently wounded people.

"It’s fine to let the past follow the wind and let him go. I don’t want to ask this. Do you remember, when did Pan Zhengyi drew a weird pattern on that book?"

"Pattern? What pattern?"

"It is a circle and a square."

Before Pan Zhengyi was online, Yi Lin always thought it was a bit weird. , But there is nothing to ask from Pan Zhengyi.

Now I have finally met Pan Xiaozheng,

Yi Lin only remembered this.

"Oh, you said this."

Pan Xiaozheng thought about it for a while, and finally realized it. But after a while, he looked towards Yi Lin with a look of "you have something wrong" and deeply looked towards Yi Lin: "I learned from his memory that you painted it yourself?"

"Sure enough, I painted it myself? But what does that mean?"

Yi Lin said to himself.

Pan Xiaozheng also no longer paid attention to Yi Lin.

Yi Lin frowned, thinking as he drifted away.

Behind.

Pan Xiaozheng, who was rubbing the stick, suddenly corner of mouth twitching, his eyes turned up.

The next second, he smiled hehehe again.

Pan Zhengyi is back online.

Farewell to Pan Xiaozheng.

Yi Lin didn't bother anyone.

After all, for anyone in this world, he entered the trial, but disappeared for just one minute.

It took a few days.

Yi Lin finally re-adapted to the new attribute.

By the way, he calmed down and consumed the murderous aura accumulated in Netherworld River Junior High School.

The murderous aura thing, although extremely mysterious and abstruse, does exist.

It is worth mentioning that during these few days of cultivation, Yi Lin accidentally discovered that the progress bar on the [resentment] posted on his forehead actually went up again.

Yi Lin speculated that it might be because he used his forehead to touch countless Resentful Souls when he was immersed in the Netherworld River, which caused [Resent] to inadvertently feast.

The origin of [Resentment] is very mysterious. In Netherworld River, if [Resentment] hadn't worked strangely, it is still unknown whether it would be able to leave Netherworld River in the end.

"67%..."

"It seems to be useless."

Yi Lin scratched the dead skin on his forehead.

As the progress bar rises, the scope of that piece of dead skin seems to be slightly expanded.

Although the changes are subtle, Yi Lin still perceives this strange change through his hand.

Apart from this, Yi Lin has not found anything special yet.

After coming out of the trial, Yi Lin was completely idle again.

In the entire institute, everyone is busy with their own affairs.

Yi Lin feels a bit redundant.

A few more days have passed.

"Hey, why is there a dog lying at the entrance of the laboratory? Did it run out of the zoo?"

"I heard that the dog is a bit strange, how did the security guard pull it? I can’t pull it, it’s said that I’m ready to call the police."

"Is that right? Have you heard that my idol Li Changge’s new movie is about to be finalized!"

"Che, do you have time to chase stars? Hurry up and finish the project you have on hand."

"hmph, you don't understand. Songs are so handsome!"

"What's the use of being handsome? There are so many things that you can't see and use! You're still young and don't understand. Hehe."

"..."

Two youths The beautiful research institute passed by Yi Lin, whispering.

Huh this?

Dog?

When Yi Lin heard this, he rushed out of the lab door.

Sure enough.

A dog with white fur, vigorous and handsome, with big dog eyes, sitting fiercely not far from the laboratory door, as if waiting for something.

Yi Lin just stepped out of the door.

The eyeballs of the dog, which had originally been glaring round, became bigger in an instant.

One person, one dog, looking at each other in the air.

Time freezes suddenly.

"woof~ ~~~~"

After a few seconds.

Wang Heavenly Emperor wagged his tail in an instant, his face was full of excitement, his legs trembled, and there were afterimages behind him, and he rushed towards Yi Lin.

Yi Lin was dumbfounded, and when he reacted, a terrifying force blasted into his chest.

Crack--

I only heard a crisp sound of the sternum click, like being run over by a car wheel, Yi Lin's whole body followed Wang Heavenly Emperor with such a pounce, one person A dog hugged and rolled out.

"Fuck it?"

Standing aside, the security guard who prepared to call the police and let the professionals deal with the dog, saw this scene, instantly stared wide-eyed, and the phone snapped The ground smashed to the ground, and the screen shattered.

He wondered if he had hallucinations.

This dog......

How many meters away did this dog knock someone away?

Is this still a dog?

Is this a car?

Wait.

Are you okay?

Should you die?

Should you call an ambulance?

After a while.

The security guard reacted and closed the accidentally wide chin again, picked up the phone from the ground in a hurry, and looked at the broken screen distressedly.

Why is this damn mobile phone more and more fragile after more than ten generations?

Intentionally!

Does the damn mobile phone business worry that consumers don’t change their phones frequently?

Just when the security guard was finally in a complicated mood, remembering that he wanted to call the ambulance quickly, Yi Lin, who was swooped by a dog and pressed a few meters away, suddenly bounced off the ground and died. He pressed the dog head of Wang Heavenly Emperor.

"You special meow deliberately, right?"

"Woo..."

Wang Heavenly Emperor lowered his head, his brows drooped into a figure eight shape, Looking at this expression, it seems to be very wronged.

But its tail shook hu hu behind its ass, and the more it wagged, the happier it became.

"Do you...need to call an ambulance?"

The security guard walked over with a ghostly expression.

Yi Lin quickly stated that he was fine and very healthy.

But Yi Lin silently glanced at the extent of the drop in HP after being pounced by a dog on the panel...The ghost knew what he had just experienced.

Change to an ordinary person, maybe you have to lie in the hospital now?

A little bit weaker, maybe half of your foot stepped into the morgue?

In the strange eyes of the security guard, Yi Lin silently dragged Wang Heavenly Emperor into the laboratory.

Ten minutes later.

Yi Lin searches on the Internet.

[What does it mean that a dog keeps wagging its tail? 】

Different zoology experts give different answers.

[The motion of a dog's tail wagging, depending on the amplitude and movement of the wagging, has many meanings.

[For example, to mate. 】

Yi Lin raised his head and silently looked towards Wang Heavenly Emperor.

Wang Heavenly Emperor licked his face, stuck his tongue, split his mouth, and smiled brightly.

Yi Lin lowered his head again.

"It shouldn't be so perverted, it's a male dog."

【Swing back and forth. The dog takes the initiative to expose his PP area...At this time, the dog may want you to remember it hard. ]

Yi Lin: "..."

[Spiral swing. If the dog is in this state, it means that the dog is very looking forward to and excited! 】

Yi Lin: "...?"

Should be excited?

But are you excited about wool?

In fact, what Yi Lin wants to know is that when a dog flicks its tail, it turns into a rhythm like the rotation of a helicopter propeller. What does it mean to express?

He looked towards Wang Heavenly Emperor.

I saw Wang Heavenly Emperor, after the chrysanthemum, a fluffy tail, huhuhu threw away the afterimage. Above the tail, even threw away a small whirling air current, as if this dog, accompanied by the spiral swing of the tail, could take off at any time.

Yi Lin feels a bit weird.

In the Caribbean, he and Wang Tian Imperial Capital played other roles. This is the first official meeting.

Ke Wang Heavenly Emperor's dog-licking gesture, why does Yi Lin have the illusion of reunion after a long absence?

Or do dogs have the same personality?

Just as Yi Lin was thinking about how to place the Heavenly Emperor Wang from afar, an angry voice approached from far away.

"Dead soul is pale, I heard that you dare to keep pets on this Miss's site?!"

Yi Lin looked back.

I saw Molly with an angry expression and came into the house carrying a smart wrench.

Wang Heavenly Emperor instantly raised his tail.

eye shows the ominous light.

Yi Lin quickly pressed the dog's head that was just raised.

Now his power attribute is not too low, coupled with the healing effect of the Dionysian factor, can he withstand the Wang Heavenly Emperor's leap without death.

If the dog rushes towards Molly without seriousness, the consequences will be...unthinkable.

Press and hold the head of the dog to talk.

Wang Heavenly Emperor was so pressed by Yi Lin, he quieted down instantly and he was very obedient.

Yi Lin feels a little unimaginable by being obedient.

This...not like that dog!

However, Yi Lin has no time to think about it now, so please comfort Molly first.

Yi Lin shrugs helplessly: "This dog is unusual."

Molly naturally doesn't believe it, sneaked: "It's unusual? Is it so different? You are on this Miss site. Just eat and drink. There is a lot of money here, and it’s not bad for one to eat rice. But you actually keep a pet here, which is too much!"

"It's not my pet."

p>

"That's lost, hurry up. Send it back to the zoo."

"Uh...even if I raise it, why can't I raise it?"

" en? By the way, you have a dog? Why don’t I know?"

Molly thought for a while, not to mention this, she quickly came up with a reason: "this Young Lady is allergic to dog hair ."

Yi Lin and Gouzi looked at each other for a moment.

Gouzi secretly shook his head.

Yi Lin knows.

"It says it doesn't shed hair."

Molly: "..."

What a lie!

If it says you believe it?

Wait.

Can you understand dog language?

Who are you fooling?

Molly's eyes widened, and she put on an expression that looked like you were a liar.

Yi Lin changed his words again: "It doesn’t shed hair all the time."

"No one here has time to shovel its shit. And here is the research institute, everywhere. With the smell of shit, what kind of style is it?"

Wang Heavenly Emperor suddenly, coldly smiled.

The dog suddenly stood up.

In front of Molly, the dog was silent, unscrewed the bathroom door, walked into the bathroom, and closed the door tightly.

Hush hush hush--

After a burst of splashing sound.

crash-bang ――

The dog flushes the toilet skillfully.

By the way, I turned on the faucet and washed my claws.

Wang Heavenly Emperor leisurely pulled a piece of paper from the desktop.

After cleaning the claws, a parabola is accurately shaken out.

The ball of paper falls into the wastebasket.

After doing all this, Wang Heavenly Emperor gave Molly a slightly nasty look, and then squatted back to Yi Lin's feet without saying a word.

Get down.

motionless.

Molly...stunned.

Shocked, the wrench in Molly's hand also slammed on her feet.

Huh this?

This dog's IQ is outrageous, isn't it?

The last look was so vivid that Molly had the illusion of being despised.

"Wait."

Molly quickly picked up the wrench on the ground, she also reacted: "Your dog... where did it come from?"

Yi Lin helplessly explained: "I said that this dog... is not general. Prohibited items."

These four words came out.

Molly understood instantly.

It turned out to be such a thing.

The prohibitions mentioned by Yi Lin are related to the mysterious "tower".

In an instant, Molly's brain filled a lot of content.

But Yi Lin didn't say it, and Molly couldn't pry out more information from Yi Lin.

Since it is an extraordinary dog, Molly looked towards Wang Heavenly Emperor, who is squatting and licking his face, seems to be pleasing to the eye.

She really has no interest in ordinary dogs.

But an extraordinary dog...has research value!

Molly's interest immediately came up.

"Can this dog understand people?"

Without waiting for Yi Lin to speak, Wang Heavenly Emperor took the initiative to expose the truth that it is a SuperDog, and he gave a sigh of relief, by the way. He made a Guinness action to show that it is very powerful as a dog.

Yi Lin hurriedly pressed N Se's head down again to save the stupid dog from exposing more facts that shouldn't be exposed.

After all, Yi Lin does not want Molly to be too involved in the world he is in except for the content that Molly can help.

"In short, don't worry about this dog, it won't cause you trouble here."

"Maybe, it can also watch the door for you, which can save you Less security costs."

Molly was very generous and waved her hand: "No need to save, grandfather pays. This should be the case."

She meant that these years The benefits of the projects made by her laboratory are absolutely not a loss for these funds.

Yi Lin: "..."

In short, after Wang Heavenly Emperor showed extraordinary characteristics, Molly finally agreed to Wang Heavenly Emperor's request for temporary residence.

For Wang Heavenly Emperor's unfathomable mystery enthusiasm, Yi Lin was confused.

He asked.

But Wang Heavenly Emperor just turned his mouth crooked, showing a profound mystery expression, unable to communicate.

Molly showed a strong desire to study Wang Heavenly Emperor.

"Can I measure the attributes of this dog?"

"This dog should bathe by himself?"

"I can take one Is it blood? I want to see its genes, there may be some kind of mutation, maybe it can promote the development of genetics."

The dog naturally refuses to draw blood.

Yi Lin had prepared Wang Heavenly Emperor’s doghouse, food and daily necessities before entering the last trial.

So after Molly agreed, Wang Heavenly Emperor officially became a member of Mo Mengmeng Research Institute.

Of course.

Yi Lin reminded Wang Heavenly Emperor very seriously, don't show its special features in front of strangers, do everything in a low-key manner, and be an unpretentious dog.

More importantly, you must not pounce on anyone...will die.

The attribute value of Gouzi, although Yi Lin is not quite clear.

But at the end of the Caribbean Sea, the dog used a card and turned into the Three Headed Hound to block Demon King’s terrifying existence together with the model worker Zhao Xingchen and the giantess Calypso.

This is naturally weak.

In order to find a way to communicate smoothly with Wang Heavenly Emperor, Yi Lin searched the Internet for similar technology products.

Yo?

There really are.

【Gougoutong】.

This is an analog sound generator installed on the neck of a dog. It is said that it can simulate human language as much as possible according to the vibration wave frequency and amplitude of the dog’s vocal cord. It can also be connected to a mobile phone to achieve simultaneous translation. .

The higher level version can also be matched with various expressions, allowing the owner to communicate with the dog more easily and happily.

Whether this thing works...Yi Lin is not sure.

But it seems not expensive.

Yi Lin glanced at the balance on the account, and then decisively placed the order.

"Technology changes society."

It takes about three days for the dog language translator to be delivered to your door.

Yi Lin is not in a hurry.

In fact, the most curious thing about him is not the dog's attitude towards him.

But the way a dog becomes apostle.

According to the normal process of becoming an apostle, either the attribute meets the standard, or the apostle is deprived of qualification.

This two way, no matter what kind, happened to the dog makes Yi Lin feel incredible.

The day after Gouzi settled down in the institute.

Zhao Yulong turn up without being invited.

"I heard that you have an extra one here--fuck, it's really the dog that escaped!"

When Zhao Yulong arrived at the institute, he happened to see the dog Watching TV with Erlang's legs tilted on the sofa.

Stunned.

No one is around.

Yi Lin thought for a while and didn't hide it.

And it's estimated that I can't hide it.

"It's apostle."

"...?"

Zhao Yulong looked dumbfounded.

Ten minutes later.

Zhao Yulong had to accept such a cruel fact.

They have laid out for so many years, they released the ancient martial arts handed down from the Ming Dynasty for the people of the country to cultivation, and the excellent seedlings were also admitted to the secret training of special warfare...but this way of screening talents was fixed. , Less than one in a thousand people become apostle by summon.

In other words, that large swath of super elites was actually brushed down by a mediocre dog?

Aren't they as good as a dog?

When Zhao Yulong accepted this fact, he felt as if he was stuffed with shit in his heart.

Long time.

Yi Lin also learned from Zhao Yulong.

Wang Heavenly Emperor indeed escaped.

The area where Wang Heavenly Emperor is located is not strictly guarded, after all, it is not an area where Level 1 animals are protected.

It is said that not long ago, Wang Heavenly Emperor smashed the specially made cage with a single claw, and then swaggered out of the zoo. Before he left, he threw a hot pee at the entrance of the zoo. .

"Eh, that's not right!"

Although the vicious dog that escaped from the zoo was looking for it.

But new questions are coming.

"How did this dog become apostle?"

Yi Lin had expected Zhao Yulong to notice this.

He can only shook his head: "The ghost knows, and I am very curious."

The rays of light in Zhao Yulong's eyes flickered and swayed.

Most apostle only know that an ordinary person needs an attribute to qualify for the apostle qualification. Only then can they sense "summon" and participate in the preparatory apostle trial. Only those who survive the "newcomer's grave" can become a formal apostle and travel through countless inner worlds.

A few people know that, in addition to the first method, kill apostle as an ordinary person. This is the second method.

Zhao Yulong, as a senior of the special group, naturally knows how second becomes apostle.

But this dog...

"It seems that it is necessary to check the history of this dog before being locked up in the zoo."

Zhao Yulong Whispered.

"You came, is it really for this dog, right?"

Yi Lin asked curiously.

"Otherwise?" Zhao Yulong rolled the eyes in an angry tone.

"That's good, I thought you wanted me to work for nothing." Yi Lin sighed in relief.

Zhao Yulong: "..."

After being surprised.

How to deal with Wang Heavenly Emperor's follow-up matters, it makes Zhao Yulong quite a headache.

This dog looks like a dog on the surface.

But in fact, according to Yi Lin's description, the lethality of this dog is definitely not low.

If it is not handled properly, it will definitely cause "abnormal" events and bring a lot of turbulence to a peaceful society.

Responsible for dealing with "exceptions", this is the scope of work of the special group.

"Let the dog stay with me for now."

Yi Lin said.

Zhao Yulong hearing this was taken aback.

Looking down, Wang Heavenly Emperor seemed to be afraid that Zhao Yulong would not agree, so he twisted the two paws together vividly and snapped, as if threatening.

Zhao Yulong: "..."

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At the same time, Zhao Yulong was also very curious about what happened during the trial. Yi Lin was able to make a strong male dog so submissive.

But the content and personal skills of the trial are the secret of the apostle. Yi Lin did not say, Zhao Yulong did not insist.

Before leaving.

Zhao Yulong urges, don’t let this dog that looks harmless to humans and animals toss some moths.

Although this is a real dog, if it is not handled properly...the consequences will be disastrous.

Yi Lin naturally promised in a hurry, and at the same time seriously stated that he was "working".

"Yes, there is one more thing." Yi Lin thought for a while, and Zhao Yulong happened to be here anyway, so he raised the matter by the way.

"en? You don't want me to pay, right?" Zhao Yulong put on a just and awe-inspiring expression: "Don't worry, there will be no less salary, I will report it to you later , It will be approved soon."

Yi Lin's expression was slightly startled, nodded: "Well, that's very good. After all, this dog's ration is also a lot of money. But what I want to say is another One thing."

"en?"

Zhao Yulong hearing this, I realized that I had misunderstood what Yi Lin meant.

I had known that I would not take the initiative to bring up wages.

――It's sloppy.

Yi Lin had a calm expression and smiled and said, "During this period, I want to leave the capital for a period of time. There is nothing to do without looking for me. Keep an eye on this dog, even if my work is done during this period of time. ."

Leaving the capital?

Although he had no intention of restricting the personal freedom of employees, he still couldn't help but casually ask: "Where to go?"

Yi Lin's gaze became slightly erratic.

Like through space, looking somewhere in the dark.

Past, present, future.

"Go travel. The world is huge, I want to see it."

Yi Lin slightly smiled.