I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

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Yi Lin heard the name again.

As if the whole town, everyone knows Green, but they don’t know Green.

This time, Yi Lin's face did not show any abnormal emotions similar to surprise, surprise, shock, wonder, doubt, etc.

He just smiled slightly and continued to curl Alan’s delicate brown hair with his hands.

Huh?

It turns out that the movement of the head is quite sensational.

No wonder Yiyi likes to hold his head.

Yi Lin suddenly came up with such an absurd idea.

"Have you seen him?"

"Allen hasn't seen him."

Allen thought about it for a while, then shook his head vigorously .

"Uncle."

Allen suddenly lifts the head, using his sapphire-like eyes, looking at Yi Lin, and asking timidly: "I want to know , Why do they all have father, and Alan does not have father? Is it Alan... not good enough? Is Alan’s painting not good enough?"

Alan hesitated for a moment, lowered his head: "Is it Ai? The paintings that Lun drew look like father. Father will come back?"

"No." Yi Lin said softly, "Alan is a good child. Your paintings are also very...soul. "

"But..."

"Don't worry. There will be, and your father will definitely come back." Yi Lin got closer, looking at Alan's blue pupils , As if looking at the sky: "Hey, go to sleep. When you wake up, you will have everything."

Alan hearing this, a black line: "Uncle, if you deceive a child like this, you How can you say it? It's too low level."

Yi Lin hehe smiled.

While chatting, Allen had already tidied the crayons and paintings on the desktop, ready to wash and sleep.

"Goodbye Uncle."

"Goodbye Alan."

After a few steps, Alan turned around again, with a serious expression: "Judy secretly said If Uncle wants to, you can stay here overnight."

"Uh, please tell Judy, Uncle is very busy, next time."

"Okay! Next time, I will tell Judy the next day."

Allen didn’t doubt that he had a car, and smiled, with cute dimples squeezed out on both sides of his mouth: "Good night, Uncle."

"Good night Allen."

"I wish you a wonderful night."

"……"

……

Yi Lin paid enough for the room and did not choose to stay at Judy's house overnight.

――Not suitable.

Xing Fei finally seemed to be unable to stand it, and fell asleep completely.

Yi Lin alone.

In the room.

Head down.

As the sky dimmed, the light shaking slightly above his head cast a mottled shadow on Yi Lin's face.

He is continuously rubbing the old compass in his hand.

On the compass.

The pointer keeps spinning, seemingly endless.

Yi Lin's expression, although on the surface it does not seem to have changed in any way.

But after careful consideration, it seems to be thinking, hesitating, and entangled.

I don’t know how long it has been.

Xing Fei yawned and walked in.

While walking, he said, "This task is very weird. When I wake up, I can’t figure out whether I’m in reality or in a dream. It’s hard to do! Wait, wait, you should see me. Seeing Yi Lin completely ignored him, Xing Fei couldn't help but leaned forward, extending the hand shaking in front of Yi Lin a few times.

When the boundary between dream and reality is broken, and when one wakes up, it is impossible to distinguish whether it is reality or dream. This kind of feeling, no matter it is, will feel weird.

Yi Lin quietly put away the compass.

When lifting the head again, Yi Lin looked towards Xing Fei, with a warm smile on his face.

Actually, if this time partner with Yi Lin is Little Fatty, or Pan Xiaozheng, or Zhi Tianwu and other experienced people, when they see Yi Lin showing such a kind smile At time, there will definitely be as far away as possible, and will silently re-read what Yi Lin said.

"If it were you, what would you do if you woke up from a dream?"

Xing Fei was taken aback: "Wait,

this question, you It seems to have been asked once."

"Have you asked?"

"I have asked, I am 100% sure."

"I forgot."

"..."

"If it were you, what would you do if you wanted to wake up from a dream?" Yi Lin repeated the question again.

Xing Fei saw that Yi Lin didn't mean to be joking. After thinking for a while, he replied seriously: "It should be doing something very exciting. Pinching your face is just one kind. Or falling from high altitude? Or something else? In short, who knows, the dream thing is simple and very simple, and complicated and complicated."

Yi Lin took out the compass again and played it over and over again.

A compass is very interesting.

Xing Fei also noticed that Yi Lin has a seemingly nothing special compass in his hand, and the pointer is spinning steadily.

It looks like it’s broken.

The direction pointed by the general compass, motionless.

Yi Lin's compass, the pointer even turned out of rhythm.

The pointer rotates, making Xing Fei a little dizzy and chest tight.

Before Xing Fei had time to ask, Yi Lin asked again: "How do you know if you are in a dream or in reality?"

"Uh... pinch yourself See if you can wake up?"

"You will know if you try it now."

Yi Lin tone barely fell, didn't expect Xing Fei really hard Go and pinch.

Very hard.

Although Xing Fei's power attribute is not too high, he is also very cruel to himself, and his left cheek swells in the blink of an eye.

"Fuck? Ouch..."

Xing Fei clutched his face and screamed in pain.

But I still didn't wake up.

Although the conversation between the two seemed to be joking.

But Xing Fei already understands.

After crying out, Xing Fei's expression became extremely solemn: "What you actually want to say is that we have no way to tell whether we are in a dream or reality?"

Yi Lin nodded, shook his head again.

"But, I obviously went to sleep."

Yi Lin retorted: "Who told you that after falling asleep, you are in a dream?"

"But you obviously told them..."

Xing Fei just said this sentence, but he suddenly remembered the sinister smile of Yi Lin after confronting the trio, and he suddenly realized: "Wait , You turned out to be fooling them?"

"What are you talking about, they asked, I kindly told him that I also confiscate the money? How is this fool?"

Yi Lin laughed.

"Wonderful!"

Xing Fei slapped his thigh fiercely, very painful.

But I still didn't wake up.

Yi Lin continued: "I personally think that dreams can simulate all appearances, but a certain fact that a person's deepest subconscious'trusts' can not be simulated by dreams."

"For example, a top that never stops spinning."

"Or a flower that never fades."

"Or, it's completely dead , Deep in one's heart firmly believes that someone who is always impossible will appear again."

"A piece of scenery that is always impossible to appear in front of you."

"Something that is absolutely impossible to appear "

Yi Lin gave many examples in a row. Xing Fei listened, while nodded: "I understand, according to you,'falling asleep' is not necessarily a dream, but'waking up' , It doesn’t necessarily mean you really wake up? So if you want to really judge whether you are in the dream world or the real world, the evidence is to find out what subconsciously believes in'absolutely impossible'?"

" Once'this incident' happens, it means that we are still in the dream world, not in the reality world."

Xing Fei is also on the mental side after all, with his brain turning bangs, sorting out Yi Lin Ideas for plot trial.

"If this is the case, then the real danger of this trial is likely to be here! If you can’t distinguish between dreams and reality, and go to sleep stupidly into dreams, shouldn’t Will... The worst possible thing is that you will never wake up?"

Think of this.

Xing Fei was extremely frightened when he thought about it, and the more he thought about it, the more frightened he became. He couldn't help but shiver, his back was cold, and the forehead was also sweaty.

"It's very possible." Yi Lin nodded: "I think this may be the biggest danger in this trial. I guess they haven't found it yet."

"Fuck? Then did you trick them into dreaming and killing monsters? You are good or bad. But I like it, hehehe."

Yi Lin slapped the lid of the compass tightly. After reluctantly putting it away, he said: "In fact, it is not. Dreaming is necessary. Without dreaming, there is no way to complete the main task."

Xing Fei figured out the hidden meaning of Yi Lin's words:" You mean... you actually already know how to pass this trial?"

"That's right." Yi Lin sighed softly.

"Fuck! Then wait for a fart! Hurry up."

Xing Fei rolled up his sleeves, wishing to kill "Green" directly and chop it into pieces. Meat, good return to the real world.

He is still busy looking for an ancient book of alchemy all over the world to study.

Where is there any time to die in the trial?

"Don't worry." Yi Lin lifts the head, looking towards Xing Fei, smiling and saying: "I haven't told you the way to wake up from your dream."

"en? Please tell me."

"For us, what is'absolutely impossible' to happen, and can't make'it' happen?"

"Well, a lot." Xing Fei became tangled.

"Yes. There are indeed many. But for everyone, there is one thing in common. That is..."

Xing Fei was taken aback.

The reason why his mood changed was not because of what Yi Lin said.

It is the direction from which the sound comes.

From behind him.

In front of him, Yi Lin has no idea when he will disappear.

The speed is unimaginable.

In the blink of an eye, Yi Lin has walked behind him.

But...

Is this guy okay, what does he run behind me?

Is it more fragrant behind?

Quick--

In an instant, many thoughts flashed through Xing Fei's mind.

But none of them are reliable.

And suddenly.

With the sound of a sharp knife stabbing the skin and flesh, from inside his body, after being transmitted to the ears in a strange way, when he reacted, Xing Fei clearly felt that it was coming from his chest. Severe pain.

That is a scarlet knife.

That a saber, a bit familiar.

That a saber completely penetrated his chest, penetrated from the back with unparalleled precision, pierced the heart, and showed through his chest.

That relaxed and happy feeling gave Xing Fei the illusion that his equipment is all paper.

"It's'death'. For us, what happens is absolutely impossible is death. What can survive after death is even more impossible to emerge from reality. So..."

Xing Fei's eyes are black, and the second half of the sentence is even harder to hear.

Yi Lin took away Xing Fei with a single blow.

He looked down at Xing Fei's body.

Ten seconds.

Twenty seconds.

Thirty seconds.

Xing Fei's corpse suddenly turned into black dust, blending into the ground, in the same way as the corpse of a faceless person.

"Sure enough."

It doesn't feel right.

There is no chaos value, which is not right.

The way the corpse is handled is even more wrong.

Tzzzzzzz ――

The black-and-white TV that has been playing junk TV commercials suddenly heard a harsh noise.

After the noise.

Being cut off by Yi Lin, the TV host "Green", who should have been cool, appeared on the show again.

And it's still live broadcast.

"Yo! Good evening. Welcome to the beautiful and warm town of Green! This is a dream vacation paradise! Now, it’s the annual Green Festival again! I don’t know, this year What kind of wonder will appear in the Green Festival? Please wait and see."

"I wish you a wonderful night."