I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

Chapter 310

Under normal conditions, the Heavenly Emperor who does not show his dog legs is really cute .

Although in this era, the law does not expressly prohibit it, and private individuals are not allowed to keep dogs.

But because in the last century, for unknown reasons, such as genetic degradation, or nuclear pollution, the reproductive capacity of most animals has plummeted, and there are even fewer cockroaches and mosquitoes. As a result, most living things are protected reasonably and happily.

To adopt a dog, one needs to go through various procedures and obtain a "dog breeding certificate." Dogs can be kept only after the breeder’s qualification certificate".

And High Level dog food is not cheap, so ordinary families generally speaking will not keep such flashy pets.

There is a joke among the folks, there is a dog squatting at the door, either rich or expensive, or there is a bit of mine at home, don't provoke it.

That’s why Wang Heavenly Emperor acted as the mascot of the hot pot Gou-xiong and attracted a lot of business for the horse Master. This is also true.

Many young and beautiful girls couldn't help but co-shoot with Wang Heavenly Emperor when they passed by, and posted them to forums or circle of friends to cheat them of a wave of likes.

Wang Heavenly Emperor is also very cooperative. In front of all kinds of beauties, he shows a standard dog-licking expression, sticking his tongue out, clenching his face, charming and charming.

Yi Lin was on the side, watching this stupid dog pretending to be cute and having fun, and couldn't help but secretly complain.

If these people knew that this dog could slap an ordinary person and shoot Seven Orifices bleeding, I don't know what it would be like.

"Wonderful! Another high! Another high!"

Boss Ma squatted behind the counter, peering at all kinds of young and beautiful girls or young women from a distance, and smiled openly , The two rows of rhubarb teeth dazzled brightly.

Yi Lin slapped a fly to death, and said helplessly:

"Isn't it the time to eat yet?"

"You Understood! As long as the heat comes up, there is a flow of people, everything is available, everything is available!"

Boss Ma looked disdainful.

"Yes, yes."

When I was idle and bored, Yi Lin didn't bother to refute, and just deal with it casually.

Secretly, Yi Lin quickly responded to the information in the communication function, squinting, looked thoughtful.

"hehehe, I said Yi Eldest Young Master."

Boss Ma suddenly eyes shined and looked towards Yi Lin, and the voice is so soft that one can't help but get goose bumps.

"?"

"Does your dog... sell it? I think it fits this shop very well!"

Huh, this?

You actually got the idea of Wang Heavenly Emperor?

Yi Lin not quite clear What is the lower limit of Wang Heavenly Emperor's ethics, but it shouldn't be that bad, right?

"Do you have a certificate?"

"Hey, you don't have to worry about me, this Master has a clever plan. In short, I am willing to take this dog plate for you."

"Ask it yourself."

"Ask it? This dog?"

Master Ma was taken aback.

"Yes."

Yi Lin nodded, his eyes narrowed deeper.

Ma Master feels a bit weird though.

Ah no, it's very weird.

But looking at Wang Heavenly Emperor among a group of girls from afar, he was going to the source, bowing up and down, and claws left and right, he expressed very jealous... envy.

No, this dog must flicker over.

Try it, you won’t get pregnant anyway, don’t you?

Thinking of this, Master Ma grinned: "What did you say?"

"Well, I said."

Yi Lin doesn't care. expression.

"That's great! Good, see my horse, Master, there is absolutely no dog that can't be taken!"

After the horse master finished speaking, he rushed into the kitchen arrogantly.

"Oh, by the way, Boss, I'll go out for a walk before it's time to eat."

"oh?" Master Ma just stepped into the kitchen with his front foot, and heard, He immediately jumped out and said suspiciously: "Are you asking for leave again?"

Yi Lin helplessly: "at worst, you can count me absent from work."

"If you deduct your wages, you will have to I posted it upside down!"

Master Ma stretched out a finger to remind me kindly.

"..."

Do you really dare to say it?

believing or not, shall I complain to you?

Think about it.

Yi Lin still gave up this idea.

Master Ma has a wide network of contacts. Even if he complains, he probably won't stop.

So, Yi Lin pointed at Wang Heavenly Emperor who was smiling at hehe and said: "I am his master. If I am here, it is unfair to you, right?"

"Yes, it makes sense!"

Master Ma suddenly realized, so he didn't say anything: "Yes, then I'll take your vacation this time, and you can go for a stroll! Remember, come back to the shop for dinner. Please help here, otherwise I can't be busy alone."

After finishing talking, I ignored Yi Lin, and went into the kitchen to work on the plan.

Yi Lin laughed, took off the "dog male" work clothes, neither too fast nor too slow stepped out of the hot pot restaurant.

Yi Lin just walked on his front foot.

Master Ma suddenly emerged from the kitchen again.

His face is gloomy and uncertain, staring at Yi Lin's drifting back.

It wasn't until Yi Lin's silhouette disappeared at the end of the street corner that he sighed: "Forget it."

End.

Master Ma plunged into the kitchen again, hehe smiled.

Thirty minutes later.

Yi Lin changed a few buses and then changed to the subway before stopping in front of a park ten kilometers away from the hot pot restaurant.

"Is there no one to follow this time? Did you give up?"

No one knows stealth better than Yi Lin.

So Yi Lin is now able to confirm that he left the store this time, and Master Ma did not send anyone to follow him secretly.

On the park bench, one tall, one short, one strong and one fat, the two sit side by side on the bench, which is very conspicuous.

Li Erpang is coddling his neck next to Su Xiaosu, like a Little Pi ball at Su Xiaosu's feet, honest and cute.

Su Xiaosu: "You are here."

Yi Lin nodded: "I am here."

Su Xiaosu: "You are late."

Yi Lin: "No way, I'm afraid that someone will follow."

Li Erpang listened to the conversation between the two, lowered his head and spit out wildly: "You guys are like an undercover joint dialogue. , What's going on?"

Yi Lin hehe smiled, just in case, he spread the motivation of his thoughts silently, forming a space absolutely under his control. He said: "Let’s talk about it. What do you want me to do in an emergency?" Li Erpang’s expression instantly became serious: "Yes, there’s an emergency."

Yi Lin suddenly looked towards Little Fatty's belly and chubby face, with a slightly surprised expression: "You physique, grow meat very fast? Did you eat any hormones?"

Li Erpang laughed wretchedly in an instant, Said: "extraordinary natural talent, extraordinary natural talent, extraordinary natural talent! How can you be envious? Fuck, don't interrupt, I'm just about to say business!"

Half of chuckled, Li Er Fat found that Yi Lin's sentence was crooked, and immediately became angry and roared in a low voice.

Slap.

A big slap of a slap fan was placed on Li Erpang’s head forcefully, Su Xiaosu said in a soft and sweet voice, "Dad said, be polite to others."

The truth is this truth.

But that's my dad Ahhhhhhh!

Li Erpang's heart burst into tears.

After tossing for a while.

Little Fatty Dao Heart is stabilized again.

With a heartbroken tone, he uttered what he had discovered during this big half a month: "A few months ago, in Litai City, including Liangcheng County, almost Every few days, there will be one to many missing persons."

"The missing persons are as low as fifteen years old and up to 42 years old, regardless of gender and taste. There are young girls, mature young women, and charming milfs...cough cough."

Seeing Su Xiaosu clenching his fists silently, Little Fatty's spine was cold, and he quickly got serious and continued. Said: "Of course, the above is not important at all. What is important is that these missing people, from age, gender, address, occupation, or education level, on the surface, there is no obvious commonality. ."

"From the end of last month, the number of missing persons per week has increased. It seems that they have reached the point where people and gods are angry, and the sky is angry."

"Only last week. , There are seven people in the bureau, seven people! There are six beauties out of the seven people! Look, you see, what a pity! What a pity!"

ka ka ka.

Su Xiaosu squeezed his fist into ka ka.

Li Erpang shrank his neck and continued: "cough cough, this is all a living life! This kind of behavior is simply conscienceless and inhuman! I, Li Erpang, decided, Strike out with a heavy punch, hitting Lao Tzu’s first shot to join the special team, the kind of banging sound, none of you want to stop me!" Su Xiaosu lowered his head and said softly, "I support you." ."

When Li Er was fat, he was moved.

But before this touch had time to ferment, I felt Su Xiaosu's strong buttocks squeeze slightly.

The bench space in this park is not ample. Su Xiaosu was so squeezed that he almost didn't jump Little Fatty to the ground.

Thinking about it this way, Little Fatty is not so moved anymore.

He was crying in my heart.

"Wait."

Yi Lin was confused when he heard it, and his expression was indifferent: "You do it for this matter? This matter?"

Li Er Fat as it should be by rights said: "Yeah, otherwise? Isn't this big enough? Do you know how many beautiful women have been reported since the first case of missing persons... ah no, how many? The poor victim is missing? A total of eight 14 ah! How pitiful!"

"Aren't we supposed to make a move? The ancients said, the river flows eastward, so make a move when it's time to make a move!"

Which ancient person has been like this?

A question mark popped up in Yi Lin's mind, but he ignored it, just looked helpless: "But, this is none of your business?"

Li Erpang's expression was taken aback. I don't quite understand what Yi Lin said.

Yi Lin shook his head: "Let’s not say that I’m currently in a salted fish...well, I should say that I’m on vacation and I’m not willing to take over these things. Besides, this ordinary disappearance case is not in the special group. Do you know what the full name of the special group is?"

Li Erpang was stunned again.

Be honest.

He really doesn't know.

This, this, this, that surnamed Zhao's did not say!

Li Erpang has always thought that this apostle organization that specializes in death and illegality is called a special group.

"Special team for handling special abnormal events."

Yi Lin's tone paused, and continued: "As the name implies, this is specifically for dealing with issues that occur across the country, directly or indirectly, and "Abnormal events" related to towers or apostle, or other special organizations that should not be exposed to ordinary persons."

"No matter how many missing persons, as long as there is no direct evidence It shows that it is the cause of apostle or other'abnormal events', which are not the scope of work of the special team. That is the work of various police under the'Armed Police Division'."

"At this point, Zhao Yulong should follow You said it. And, you Li Family...hehe, you have no reason not to know that it is."

Li Erpang's expression is very innocent: "He didn't say it! I sent four, that is absolutely I didn’t say it!"

Yi Lin: "..."

Su Xiaosu: "..."

Zhao Yulong, could it be that he just prepared the documents in advance? , Took it out of the crotch and threw it to Little Fatty. Are you done?

It's cheating!

"Hit goods."

After a long time.

Yi Lin, Li Erpang, and Su Xiaosu couldn't help saying at the same time.

After the three of them despised Zhao Yulong's behavior for a while, Yi Lin shook his head, feeling that the leave was worthless and prepared to leave.

Before leaving, Yi Lin explained to Li Erpang: “Therefore, the special team is only responsible for dealing with the'abnormal incidents' that the ordinary police cannot handle. This case of missing persons should give the police a headache and no return. We take care of it."

"And very importantly, I am on vacation."

"Che, mysterious and secretive, don't you just work in a hot pot restaurant?"

Yi Lin squinted: "Are you following me?"

"Fart!" Li Erpang twitched his lips, trying to widen his eyes and use pure eyes to prove his innocence No time.

Yes, no success.

He tried his best.

I can't stare out my eyes either.

So he could only explain in plain and plain language: "Fat, I’m not so bored. I happened to investigate the disappearance that day. After passing by, I saw the dog. I looked at it quietly and knew What do you want to do in that place? What are you trying to do? Shouldn’t..."

As Li Erpang said, a wretched smile suddenly appeared at the corner of his mouth, and he lowered his voice: "Yes. No, that hot pot restaurant Boss happens to have a beautiful Heavenly Immortal's daughter... or something? Or is the granddaughter becoming acridine too?"

Yi Lin was expressionless.

looked towards Su Xiaosu.

Su Xiaosu understood, and ka ka ka clenched his fists instantly, very rough.

When Li Erpang heard the sound that shocked his soul, he changed his face at the speed of light, and pointed at Yi Lin, with a distressed expression on his face: "Birds, beasts! How can you be like this? "

Yi Lin suddenly felt that talking to Little Fatty was a very wrong decision.

"Okay, in short, I don't need to take care of my business. Also, you shouldn't interfere in this matter anymore."

Yi Lin reminded.

Although Li Erpang feels uncomfortable, after all, he is very curious about this matter, and he thinks there must be a shocking inside story behind him.

In this short period of time, more than 80 people in Litai City have disappeared inexplicably, and no one was born or dead. People were alarmed in various departments and were very anxious.

After Li Erpang learned the news from his own channels, he did find some signs.

But before he had time to show his fists, he made a great contribution to the new identity of the special group, by the way, he entered the high-level of the special group, and the marriage period was delayed indefinitely because of his work...

Yi Lin's cold water splashed his heart.

He silently glanced at Su Xiaosu with a cold expression.

Little Fatty's heart hurts!

How can this abnormal event be so easy, wants to come to come?

It's not as simple as helping the old lady to cross the road, or picking up the lost property on the ground and handing it to the police Uncle.

Yi Lin remembered another thing.

"By the way, when will you try next time?"

"Not long after coming out? What's wrong? Hehehe, quietly tell you, Fatty, I'm awesome again Quite a lot! Wow ka ka! "

Speaking of which, the time when Li Erpang entered the trial is about the same as Yi Lin.

That being the case.

Li Erpang’s skin is rough, flesh is thick, very suitable for being a flesh tank in front, and is one of the ideal teammates for a temporary team contract.

Yi Lin silently made a reasonable plan for Li Erpang's next trial.

After Li Er is fat, he thinks of the thousands of missing girls and the lovely people, sad and sad.

There are so many women waiting for him to save, but Yi Lin said that this matter is not in the management of the special team.

Li Erpang is very sad.

He hung his head, his expression has several points of frustration, and muttered to himself: "Ai, in fact, there are clues. Three days ago, he picked up a girl from the artificial canal in Litai City. "

"This girl is on the missing list after identity comparison. She disappeared three months ago and suddenly appeared again."

"Unfortunately, people I look pretty, but I don’t know how to do it. After I picked it up, I was stupid."

"Fat, I worked so hard to pretend to be a family member who claimed the missing person, and ran to the hospital to find out the news. Finally met with the girl."

Su Xiaosu suddenly lifted his chin: "en? When? Why don't I know?"

The air suddenly solidified.

Li Erpang quickly put on a righteous and awe-inspiring expression. If he could open his eyes, his eyes would be filled with the light of the right way, and said: "Where and where! This is a secret investigation, Sister Su. Don't worry, I, Li Erpang, are notoriously distinguished between public and private. I definitely didn't sneak into the hospital just to see beautiful women!" Su Xiaosu slowly loosened his fist and expressed his belief.

Yi Lin twitched his lips and doesn't want to pay attention to this fatty talk nonsense anymore. Anyway, this is just an ordinary missing persons incident and is not under his control.

Neither will it be managed by the specific group.

He also plans to continue traveling and go to the next place.

Well, before going, go back to the capital, and then throw the night dire down and let Molly study it carefully.

The next itinerary has already been decided, so it is not allowed to change at will.

Li Erpang quietly looked at Su Xiaosu’s expression and saw that Su Xiaosu had no plans to attack him, so he secretly relieved him.

I don’t know if there is no silver in this place, or if I want to fool Yi Lin into intervening in this matter, I pretend to be talking to myself, but with a voice that everyone can hear, I continue to talk The story of "The Investigation Record of Famous Detective Li Erpang" says: "This girl speaking of which is very miserable. There are a lot of colleagues at work, but this girl can't recognize any of them."

"Poor, it's so beautiful...people, life can't take care of themselves, Heavenly God talks about it, not even eat, drink, shit and piss, and keeps the same sentence in my mouth all day."

"It seems to be... embracing the dawn or something. It sounds weird."

Suddenly.

Yi Lin, who was already a few meters away, stopped.

"What did you just say?"

Li Erpang was taken aback, repeating the last sentence: "It sounds weird."

"No, the last sentence."

"Hug......the dawn?"

"......"

......

...

At the same time.

The capital.

"K・A・M・M・X・W" laboratory.

Molly squeezed the delicate USB flash drive in her hand.

She thought about it for a long time, but she didn't figure out why.

"It's weird, how did this unfathomable mystery get into my hands?"

Molly kept silent about this matter.

If people know, this is a super event that is enough to shake the whole world.

"Why?"

Molly still looks bewildered every time he thinks of the experience of that day.

She was happily dismantling Yi Lin's motorcycle that day.

She seemed to have a sleep.

It seems to be in a daze again.

But when she came back to his senses, the motorcycle that had been dismantled was gone.

And in her hand, there is also a dark and delicate USB flash drive.

The word "GM" is also engraved on the U disk.

unfathomable mystery.

But Molly is no ordinary person after all.

I also know that hidden in human society, there is a kind of "abnormal" existence beyond ordinary people's imagination.

Thinking of a "pervert" sneaking into the laboratory, Molly suddenly got a cold sweat.

She called out all the monitoring afterwards and studied it carefully.

From all surveillance videos, no abnormalities can be seen.

Molly is very entangled because the dead soul said that the existence of motorcycles must be kept secret. So the dismantling of the night dire room, but after special treatment, not only can isolate all rays, radiation, radio waves and other detection methods... but also deliberately dismantled the monitoring equipment.

So during the time she was in a daze, how did the USB flash drive appear in her hands... There is no trace of the whole process.

"GM?...Master?? General Machinery? GoodMan? What the hell does it mean?"

But then again.

This style of behavior is like that deadly indifferent style.

But why not just and honorable bubbling?

Pretend to be mysterious!

I hate it!

Molly is very angry.

When I think of the contents of the USB flash drive, I feel angry that does not raise.

I feel a little excited.

If the content inside is spread, let alone the whole country, or even the whole world, it will cause terrifying shocks.

What is recorded on the USB flash drive is actually the most confidential research document in various fields in various countries!

If the contents of this USB flash drive are discovered by people from other countries, it will definitely put the Dragon Kingdom under public scrutiny, which is very dangerous.

But Molly is not a rigid person after all.

She is having a headache for the bunch of research topics that Yi Lin throws away.

Although Molly spends some time thinking about these research data, most of them can be calculated... but it takes a lot of time!

She is not Divine Immortal, there are ready-made information to put it away... Is she stupid?

So she made up her mind to hide it.

After the guy takes the initiative to contact, ask Yi Lin what is going on.

For the sake of safety, Molly has completely transformed that simple USB flash drive.

The encryption of the highest security level algorithm is added.

A small explosive device was also installed.

Once you enter the wrong password, it will explode in place, which is absolutely unambiguous.

This pile of information, even if it is ruined, must not be circulated, and nothing can be left behind.

Molly is very skilled in this kind of thing.

Cautiously hid the USB flash drive, Molly hummed a little song, no longer tangled.

She walked in the laboratory at the pace of not recognizing one's family, causing researchers to look at her.

"Sister Yiyi, get on!"

With a bang, Molly slapped Ling Yiyi's door openly.

Although Ling Yiyi heard Molly's footsteps long before Molly rushed in, Ling Yiyi was still confused by the excitement.

"Go? Where to go?"

"I, Molly, go shopping!"

"Go shopping?"

Perhaps The nature of women, or perhaps some kind of mysterious inheritance in genes, Ling Yiyi could not help but become a little interested when he heard the word "shopping".

But when she thought of her eyes, she lowered her head slightly, and chuckled: "Forget it, I will not go."

"What are you afraid of! I will take you Go! This Young Lady is in a good mood today. All the expenses are covered by this Young Lady!"

Molly patted her unremarkable breasts and helped Ling Yiyi change clothes without saying anything. , Dressed neatly, pulled Ling Yiyi and ran out of the laboratory.

Ling Yiyi felt Molly's closeness, pursed his lips, and never refused.

Actually, this is... that's good.

After Molly led Ling Yiyi out of the laboratory.

One by one, the special group of field staff who were ordered to squat around the laboratory were helplessly communicating in the communicator.

"Eldest Young Lady is out."

"Attention to all units."

"A-Rank alert."

" The sniper is in place, occupying a high place, and staying vigilant. Once a dangerous person is found, kill it on the spot."

"Remember to report to the superior."

"Yes, yes!"

"GOGOGO!"

"RushB!"