I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

Li Erpang's face is black all the way, there is a kind of arrogance of if a Person blocks, then kill the Person, if Buddhas block, kill the Buddhas.

Su Xiaosu turned around, clutching his chest.

She has a gentle gaze, watching from a distance the silhouette of Li Erpang that is like Return of the King, and she has been speechless for a long time.

She is fat and handsome.

The emotions were vented, and I was so refreshed, like Little Fatty who was so full of ice cream, suddenly shivered unfathomable mystery.

Why is it suddenly cold.

si si hiss--

Little Fatty looked down at a certain bloody corpse, and snorted coldly: "Oh, broad daylight, dare to drive into the car casually under the circumstances of broad daylight. You fat man? Fat man, your hair didn't grow up when I was racing in major forums! Bah! Who on the forum doesn't know that I'm'fat before BC' is the Qiuming Mountain car god?"

"Heavily started."

Zhu Tianzong appeared again from nowhere.

He stared at the corpse in Li Erpang's hand for a long time, then a trace of disdain appeared on his cold face, as if he was saying that Little Fatty had acted regardless of severity.

"This is true love."

Hu Sandao said with a smile.

"True love +1."

Ole Le carried a small schoolbag, and jumped out of the corner.

Su Xiaosu cleared a cough, and after coughing up the blood in his lungs, his face became slightly rosy. Listening to other people's ridicule, she was a little sorry and lowered her head shyly.

"Fucking? When did you, you, and you guys come!"

Li Erpang watched the pig teammates who had disappeared at critical moments, and then appeared one after another afterwards. Men, stunned, his fingers trembled slightly and his breathing was short of breath, pointing at Zhu Tianzong: "You shit just now hide so fast? Are you embarrassed to say that I am heavy? He almost killed me and I was still licking him? Me? Is your brain sick?"

Zhu Tianzong hugged Sheng Chunrou, whose eyes were wandering behind him, with a sullen face, keeping his position unchanged, and said, "It's not time to get out of the sword."

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Li Erpang was speechless for a moment.

This child is hopeless.

Shaking his fingers, Li Erpang pointed to Hu Sandao and Oulele again: "What love, what true love, I warn you, don’t spit your mouth, believing or not I swear you regret Slander, you regret slandering me! Have you seen it, anyone regrets slandering me!"

"That word reads'defamation'." Zhu Tianzong suddenly opened his mouth and corrected.

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Erpang suddenly shrunk his neck and glanced at Su Xiaosu subconsciously. Seeing that Su Xiaosu's face turned pale for a moment, he didn't dare to say anything more, he quickly rounded up Change the subject: "When did you come here?"

Hu Sandao laughed: "Just when Su Xiaosu hero saving the beauty was in front of you."

Ou Lele raised her hand: "I just heard that fatty was killed because my sister was injured, getting angry for a woman. Under the anger, he staged a thrilling action, rushed into the police car flexibly, and beat the villain to repay sister Su. Injured enemy."

At the end, Oulele added: "True love!"

Li Erpang opened his mouth in anger, and spewed out a big mouthful of blood.

"Er fat, are you okay!"

When Su Xiaosu saw Li Er fat open his mouth and vomiting blood, he showed concern and walked hurriedly.

Without taking a few steps, Su Xiaosu's Iron Pagoda-like body actually shook a little, as if it would fall down at any time.

Seeing this scene, Oulele, Zhu Tianzong, and Hu Sandao were all moved.

This situation and this scene...... Really love!

Human World, how can there be such a pure, sincere and flawless Life and Death Together?

Too, too, too, too touching!

Ole Le’s eyes are moist.

I am so touched by your sister!

Li Erpang is angry again.

He casually threw Cao Anbang's body aside and stepped on it with one foot, so that he could stand firmer.

Hu Sandao smiled and said, "It’s not good for you to die."

"That’s right." Li Erpang felt that Hu Sandao made sense. He rubbed Cao Anbang's lower body a few more times.

PIA... is broken.

Li Erpang finally felt comfortable, and then he moved his feet away and said in a low voice: "People die as a big man. Be more eye-catching in the next life. Don't be too blind to provoke others."

Su Xiaosu clutched his chest and gasped slowly.

Li Erpang's clothes are full of bullet holes, which looks very miserable.

Both couples were injured.

Hu Sandao closed his eyes and listened carefully.

After a while, he opened his eyes and said: "It seems that the sound of police sirens is far away from this area?"

Only Oulele had time to claim credit.

He held up the tablet: "hehe, this time, you should be grateful for the awesome Oulele!"

Seeing the puzzled faces of others, he quickly went into details Explain the entire process of development carefully, lest other people don’t know the awesomeness of Oralle.

"I drove all the way back from the col and invaded the surveillance system, and found that you were being hunted down. I just stopped by, um, the kind that was easy and simple, and hacked into their command network. , With his authority, issued a series of instructions. No, the police have been fooled away, running around the city!"

"Who?"

Li Erpang didn't react at once.

Oulele pointed to the body that Li Erpang stepped on again sometime, and said: "He."

Hu Sandao gave Oulele a thumbs up : "Awesome!"

"That must be!"

When Li Erpang heard that he was temporarily safe, he was greatly sighed in relief, sitting on the ground, resting, panting, and returning blood. . By the way, extend the hand fingers and pull out several bullets stuck in the fat.

This action made Little Fatty contorts one's face in agony again and almost opened his eyes.

Hu Sandao looked serious and thought for a moment.

He suddenly looked towards Oral.

"Aren't you...you are still underage? How do you drive without a driver's license?"

"Uh, this is not important."

At this time, Su Xiaosu Efforts to walk a few steps, endure the pain, sit down beside Li Erpang.

Li Erpang wanted to avoid it.

But when Li Erpang remembered that Su Xiaosu was descending from Heavenly God just now, he suddenly appeared, blocking his majestic posture in front of him, he lowered his head again, and said nothing.

Humans, always soft-hearted animals.

I said no, but in action, it is always a bit contrary to my wishes.

There is no way, Li Erpang feels that if he pushes Su Xiaosu away at this time, there will be a kind of suspicion of a scumbag.

In order not to be misunderstood as a Li Changge-like character, he can only silently swallow the bitterness.

Although Li Erpang died a policeman.

But he doesn't worry too much.

Let’s not say that it was their first hand. Given his Li Erpang’s background, this is really nothing.

even more how he is a man with a special group identity, so awesome.

After came back to his senses, Li Erpang said in a dull voice: "So what is it doing now?"

Zhu Tianzong's tone was indifferent: "Kill back?"

The person of his dignified Zhu Family was chased by a policeman in a small city for more than a dozen streets. How can he bear it?

Can't bear it.

Besides, he is still a swordsman.

A super swordsman who is about to comprehend the "swordless" realm.

Hu Sandao took out the scalpel. The degree of weirdness of this incident was beyond imagination.

As if everyone has been brainwashed.

This method is similar to the skills of Hu Sandao, but the effect is more domineering.

Who is hiding behind the scenes and planning all this?

This Dawn teaching is not simple!

If this religion can't be pulled up by the roots, after this time incident, if the Dawning Sect is allowed to hide, the Dragon Kingdom is so big, it will not be easy to dig out this Dawning Sect again.

Hu Sandao thinks deeper, now that the headache should be more than just how to deal with the follow-up of Suguang Teaching. There is also the chaos caused by this incident in Litai City. If it is not handled properly, it will cause public opinion to ferment, and it will eventually become uncontrollable and evolve into a "big anomaly" that will cause social turmoil.

Everyone here can't help this matter.

Sooner or later, we have to wait for those with decision-making power to come down and arrange follow-up matters.

"Wait, wait."

Li Erpang, who was taking a break and breathing back his blood in silence, suddenly remembered something. His expression was stunned, and he couldn't help but ask: "That kid isn't Didn’t you act with you? Didn’t you say to go to the base camp of these dog days? Why did you only sneak back? Others?"

Yes!

Where is Yi Lin?

Listening to Li Erpang's words, everyone now remembers that there is also the number one person like Yi Lin.

I almost forgot him!

Too out of existence, right?

And just after everyone had tossed for most of the night, they finally remembered their squad Wuli and the number one person like Yi Lin again.

On different parts of each person, the shock of the mark of death came one after another.

Li Erpang lowered his head first.

View information.

Zhu Tianzong, Oulele, and Hu Sandao have noticed that someone has sent messages to them.

In a few seconds.

Everyone lifts the head with different expressions.

Almost at the same time: "A big boss is coming?"

Li Erpang: "What do you mean?"

Hu Sandao smiled "Is it possible to provoke who again?"

Zhu Tianzong: "humph."

Olele also easily peeled a strawberry-flavored lollipop from his schoolbag. Licking happily: "What does it have to do with us?" Su Xiaosu's face changed slightly.

Although he doesn't know Yi Lin very well, maybe he doesn't know much about it.

But she has a feeling.

Since Yi Lin has sent a message to everyone, so much fanfare, there must be a major event.

Thinking of this, she gritted her teeth, stood up hard, and crushed a card with her backhand.

After the rays of light dissipated, a weird chain appeared in Su Xiaosu’s hand. The front end of the chain was a delicate ring with a cross-shaped decoration. The chain is linked with the ring.

Su Xiaosu stuffed the materialized props into Oral’s hands, and whispered: "Give me and Erfao treatment."

Oral received subconsciously Avant-garde ring chain.

When he saw the attribute clearly, his little hand was frightened and he almost couldn't connect.

"Cross chain of recovery? Fuck, this, this item is awesome! Ah wait, why don't you use it yourself, Sister Su?"

Su Xiaosu lowered his head and said: "I can't wear this ring."

After a while, Su Xiaosu glanced at Little Fatty by his feet, and added: "He can't wear the second fat."

Olele twist the ring with two fingers and look carefully.

Indeed...

None of them can wear it.

"Aren't you afraid that I am greedy? Such a Top Grade item."

"Well, it's okay, you dare not." Su Xiaosu's expression was calm, and he squeezed his fists. .

Oral: "..."

Oral put on the ring and activated the props.

The cross at the end of the ring floated out of thin air, emitting a soft white light. When it fell on Su Xiaosu's body, the collapsed skeleton in her chest made a crisp sound of pa pa pa. Su Xiaosu's complexion was quickly regaining rosy at the speed that naked eye could see.

Olele did the same, using Su Xiaosu's treatment props to heal Li Erpang's injury.

Although Li Erpang was reluctant to owe Sister Su's favor, he still did not dare to talk nonsense and silently endured it.

"Only one time left."

Oulele reluctantly returned the [Revived Cross Chain] which was used only once to Su Xiaosu.

Indeed, he did not dare to be greedy.

Will be beaten to death.

The kind that beats to death.

No one noticed that when Oulele was treating the injury of husband and wife two people, Hu Sandao kept his head down, shaking his fingers involuntarily.

Until Su Xiaosu re-carded and put away the precious life-saving props, Hu Sandao revealed a bitter smile.

"Now, we are all in big trouble."

Everyone: "???"

……

...

Yi Lin was weighed down on the seat of Dire by the hunting wind, making it difficult to move.

The cold wind is like a knife cut.

Fortunately, he has put on the krypton gold equipment.

Fortunately, his hat has an attribute that "will not fall off". Unless the head turns off, it will never fall off.

In this case, it is very suitable for drag racing.

After starting the jet mode, Night Dire bites behind the giant beast like a black lightning in the dark, nearly a hundred meters away.

Yi Lin dare not get too close. At present, the giant beast does not seem to find an insignificant tail behind his butt. If found, will the giant beast turn around and take a bite? Yi Lin is not sure.

This giant beast is definitely not at this stage, it can descend into the existence of the real world.

If Yi Lin really breaks through the First Layer mental lock, you can try to brush the BOSS alone.

In the current state, it is still more secure to form a group.

In Yi Lin's view, in Litai City, there are double tanks, DPS, and support. It is a perfect team to play the BOSS lineup.

"But this fuel consumption is very likely to be less than Litai City."

"And why did it go straight to Litai City? Rotting body... Litai City There is a large population...Is it hungry?"

Yi Lin pondered, looking down at the dashboard from time to time.

Although Night Dire is now in a state of extreme excitement, it breathes out fire and shouts.

Yi Lin knows very well in his heart that under this water-like fuel consumption, the night dire cannot last at all. After a while, it will weaken and become difficult to become a battle strength.

"It's a pity that I didn't carry the'fuel' on my body. This is a mistake. Didn't expect in the real world, but also when using the jet mode."

Yi Lin secretly Introspect.

It seems that in the future, you will have to keep a few bottles of High Level wine in the storage space. No matter what, go to the supermarket to buy a few cheap cans of beer, just in case you need it.

But it’s too late to regret now. Yi Lin can only think quickly. While chasing the giant beast in the sky, check whether there is any item in the storage space that can replace fuel.

"Night Dire is not an ordinary car."

"But it is not a mount in the usual sense..."

"After being strengthened by the Apocalypse module , Nightmare equivalent to a semi-mechanical, semi-biological existence..."

"Its structure should be reorganized by a certain rule."

"In other words... Nightmare does not Picky eaters?"

"Since you can spit out fire when you drink, you should drink something else, right?"

Yi Lin searched for a long time in the storage space Although he has a lot of messy props nowadays, in the true sense, it can be a little bit related to "fuel"...

thoughts move, Yi Lin drifted in the air with one hand against the pressure of the wind, and took it out by the way. A card was quickly crushed.

The card is broken, turned into a little streamer, and reorganized in the hands of Yi Lin.

A bottle of ruby-like, crystal clear and near-transparent liquid appeared in Yi Lin's hand.

――【Netherworld River Water】.

Yi Lin saw that Dire’s fullness was about to drop to its lowest level. He hesitated for a few seconds before opening the lid of Dire’s fuel tank and dumping [Netherworld River Water] in it.

"Originally,'Netherworld River Water' should be a raw material that can be used for forging. It is used as a'fuel' to refuel the night dire, but I don't know if it is a waste."

While vomiting, the scarlet Netherworld River water pressed against the opening of the fuel tank cap and slammed into Dire's body.

咻――

Ah.

"Ooooo—"

Suddenly.

After Yi Lin poured the liquid into Dire's body, the mount under him couldn't help making a weird cry.

"Ooh oh oh oh...Master, what did you give me a drink? I feel..."

"Drunk?"

Yi Lin asked tentatively.

Boom long long long --

Suddenly, the night dire trembles violently.

It looks like a convulsion.

"no!"

On the dashboard, it suddenly lit up. Scarlet's rays of light stung Yi Lin's eyes in the dark.

"Oh, damn. I feel full of power!"

"Oh~~! Here comes here comes, here comes here!"

"I, Dire, going now! Ah--"

Yi Lin's face changed slightly.

He felt that the nightmare under his butt seemed to be in a wrong state.

It's not so much drunkenness, it's more of... epileptic seizures.

In midair, the night dire trembles violently. The shock made Yi Lin almost unable to hold the bottle. But when Yi Lin poured a little bit, it was definitely not full, and when he checked the status bar of Dire, she was surprised to find that...

The fullness of Dire was actually full!

"Hiccup~"

"Sit down, my master." After the nightmare drank, he had a strange tone, while pretending to have a seizure and pretending to be deep: "Now by the lonely gentleman , Take the master to the sea of ​​stars, to the end of the starry sky, the other shore of life!"

Ah wait!

My sister, my sister!

Yi Lin has not had time to say the word "Ah".

In an instant.

Night Dire's body, including the dashboard, reveals a terrifying red glow from every gap in the mechanical connection.

After the night dire was gone, Yi Lin only felt soar into the clouds and mount the mists. The scenery in front of him changed suddenly. A shocking wind pressure pressed Yi Lin to death. On the seat, almost impossible to move.

Night Dire... really convulsions!

Night Dire is like a red lightning, swish, bursting into the extreme speed.

Boom!

Yi Lin was pressed on the body of the night dire, and the whole person was almost lying down, very embarrassed. But at this moment, Yi Lin's face suddenly exploded, Yi Lin's eyes widened, and the speed indicator on the Dire dashboard suddenly exploded, and zi zi light red smoke came out.

The speed... is out!

Just for a moment, Yi Lin didn't have time to react at all, Night Dire speeded directly in the air, slammed past the giant beast's side, and rushed to the front of the giant beast.

"Mile--si si hiss--"

Originally, the giant beast seemed to be moved towards a certain destination, but when the night dire was speeding, the giant beast finally found out The existence of this "little ant" screamed from the huge beast's mouth. With a flap of his wings, he speeded up to chase behind the nightmare.

In midair, Yi Lin squinted his eyes and glanced hurriedly. When he passed by the giant beast, he could barely see the weird posture of the giant beast.

The giant beast is about fifteen meters long, with its wings fully spread out, and at least twenty meters wide. Compared with the human body, it is definitely not an exaggeration to call it a giant beast.

The giant beast has a lion-like head with four legs and wings underneath. What makes Yi Lin feel weird is that behind the giant beast’s buttocks, every tail has a snake head. The snake’s pupils are braving scarlet light, tusking fangs, swinging enchantingly in the air, very N Se.

"Lion head, sheep body, bird wings, snake tail, is this... Chimera!"

It is the strange animal in the mythology, Chimera!

There are actually many versions of Chimera.

Some versions are lion head, sheep body, bird wings, snake tail.

Some versions are two-headed dragons, one spitting ice and the other spitting fire, Fire and Ice Two Layer Heaven.

There are other versions that are even more outrageous, saying that the upper body is an enchanting beauty, the lower body is a four-legged horse, and there are countless tentacles behind the ass.

In the past, some people had curiously inferred that a Chimera with a beautiful upper body and a centaur on the lower body, once pregnant, which belly will bulge out.

In short, although the various versions of Chimera in the myth have different tastes, they all have one thing in common.

That is... a polygenic chimeric beast.

The genes of different creatures in the same alien beast can be called Chimera.

In the real world, someone once studied the "Chimera Phenomenon" with this topic.

Yi Lin flashed all kinds of information about Chimera quickly, but his expression became more serious.

"The believers of Aurora Cult actually used the way of sacrificing the lives of hundreds of people to bring the "Chimera" summon in the mythological story to the real world?"

This is outrageous. what!

a man and a beast, chasing one after another in the air.

Chimera flapped its wings quickly, biting behind Night Dire, and the speed was unimaginable.

You should know that in Netherworld River Junior High, Yi Lin drifted in the air with Night Dire's 【Jet Mode】, no one could chase him, and was incompetent. He was called the Netherworld River car king.

But didn't expect, this Chimera, which doesn't seem to be in good condition, can barely catch up with Dire's speed.

Today's Night Dire is still burning [Netherworld River Water], entering the state of burst mode.

It can be imagined how fast this Chimera monster is.

Although Chimera's state is not right.

The neighing sound is three-point crazy.

Chimera's fleshy body is rotten.

But it still catches up!

Behind Nightmare’s ass!

The icy rain slapped Yi Lin's mask indiscriminately.

Yi Lin now no longer needs to think about Chimera's destination.

Because it is clear that Chimera has now taken Night Dire as a hunting target!

Night Dire is its prey!

Who makes Nightmare brave red light all over, so angry as the brightest star in the night sky?

Who won't you chase after?

"This situation is not necessarily a bad thing, at least it can turn passive into active."

Under the mask, Yi Lin was expressionless, drifting in the air with one hand, and quickly opened communication Panel, respectively contact the friends in Litai City.

"Olele, the plan has changed, Zhao Yulong should have notified you, there is a big guy chasing behind my ass! If I didn’t make a mistake, I would be able to airborne Pear in about ten minutes. Taishi! It may be faster. You can use the fastest speed to find a way to clear an area and evacuate the crowd!"

"Hu Sandao, cooperate with Oral, find an empty place, the place is empty! After you come out, you all person, rush over as fast as you can!"

"Little Fatty, it's time for you to do a major event, hurry up and warm up. It is very possible that you will use your fat! "

"Sister Su, I will do everything possible to drag you into the palace of marriage, now you have only one thing to do, stare at your husband, don't let him run away!"

"Wang Heavenly Emperor! You should remember the taste of Li Erpang, that is the fattest and most insignificant one, rush to him as quickly as possible, and reward you with the top Imperial Family dog ​​food for a month!"

"Zhu Tianzong, it's time for you to take the sword, it's time! Follow Oulele, this opponent, maybe you can understand the highest realm of the'sword'!"

One After each flicker...Ah no, one by one, Yi Lin didn't care about High Level and their replies, and buried Chimera behind in midair. Once it catches up, the consequences will be disastrous.

Chimera's body is constantly peeling off rancid flesh and blood, like a rain of blood, spilling on the ground, wherever Chimera passes, the ground is constantly smoking zi zi.

This night.

When countless people accidentally lift the head, they saw such a strange landscape in the night sky.

A rays of light bright red meteor, piercing the sky.

Behind the meteor, a weird giant beast cast a terrifying huge shadow on the clouds, covering the clouds and the moon.

"Look at you! Meteor! Meteor!"

"What's just behind? Rare beast?"

"Wife, come out and see rare beast Ah!"

"Why am I dreaming?"

"Ah this? Is this making a movie? Rare beast is coming back? Isn't the shooting star red? Captain, right?"

As long as the citizens of Litai City who saw this scene discuss spiritedly.

Those who have eye problems and quick hands, take advantage of this spectacle before it disappears, quickly take pictures, PS, upload, and like, one-click four consecutive, very skilled.

In a few minutes.

Litai City,

Because of a video, it caused an uproar.