I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

The brave man ?

Don't say this second sentence.

In front of Yi Lin's eyes, in this vast and pure white space, the light ball in front of Yi Lin's eyes appeared very strange.

He has entered the trial?

Yes, it's not very similar.

Yi Lin didn't even have time to notice when the loading process of entering the trial ended, this light ball suddenly appeared in front of Yi Lin's eyes.

When he stretched out his hand, there was such a weird sentence all around.

Yi Lin felt that this sentence did not actually come from the ball of light.

It's the vast voice, like an initiation of Sanskrit, rippling in this space.

Wait...

Hands?

Yi Lin noticed one more thing.

He obviously moved the idea of ​​"extend the hand".

I also successfully contacted the ball of light.

That's why all around sounded.

However, when Yi Lin watched intently, he was surprised to find that his "hand" did not actually exist.

Not just hands.

His body and limbs do not exist in this space at all.

Then what did he use to touch this ball of light?

"Consciousness? Soul?"

Yi Lin "in the brain" flashed through such a single thought.

In fact, in front of the ball of light, he now doesn't even have the "brain" organ.

"I think, therefore I am?"

"Actually, I exist here in the form of'thinking'?"

Yi Lin finely product this mysterious feeling.

This kind of pure existence in spirit, free of the feeling of fleshy body, extremely mysterious and abstruse, makes Yi Lin unconsciously intoxicated.

"Welcome to the resting place, the brave from the foreign world."

The voice sounded again.

The resting place?

foreign world?

Yi Lin came back to his senses from this weird state of "permanent spirit".

He quickly extracted the intelligence and information in that voice.

Yi Lin currently does not have a body, in other words, he cannot make any movements.

Whether he stretches out his hands, kicks his legs, raises his head, shakes his shoulders... all his actions are actually derived from "imagination" and "thinking."

But it is "imagination" and "thinking" that allow Yi Lin to interact with the ball of light in a certain form.

"This opening, Interesting."

Yi Lin "laughed", but he didn't respond and just watched the change.

The vast voice like Heaven and Earth, seeing that Yi Lin didn't respond, it sounded again.

"A brave man from the foreign world, you may be hesitated, anxious, and doubtful now, but you are here as a guide to fate, so there is no need to worry."

?

Anxious?

Confused?

It does not exist.

Yi Lin was silent for a moment.

Q: "Am I dead?"

"Yes. You finally understand."

Understand an egg.

Yi Lin “twitched his lips ”.

Of course, all his facial expressions and movements do not actually exist.

It's all his own brain supplement.

I think, therefore I am.

He is impossible to die.

Yi Lin is thinking about what kind of trial world he will enter this time.

But since this ball is called the resting place... it should be related to the background of this trial.

Not very lucky.

"Who are you?"

Yi Lin asked again.

This is the normal process of obtaining intelligence.

Anyway, it seems that there is no danger for the time being.

The main task has not been released.

The ball of light made a vast sound that echoed in the entire space, saying: "I have no name. You can call me Guide, you can call me a fairy, or... God."

Guide?

Pixie?

God?

Three titles, with very different styles.

The last name, but Yi Lin left an extra eye.

In the Caribbean, that cursed collection, Calypso, also called himself a "god."

In Yi Lin's view, how could the gods be so cheap? They are all over the street.

Expanded.

Yi Lin shook his head and smiled.

Although he has no head now.

But he still laughed.

"Why are you laughing?"

The ball of light and Yi Lin seem to be in a state of mental connection. When Yi Lin's brain makes up the "smile", the ball of light will notice Asked Yi Lin's thoughts.

"Hehe, it's nothing, you continue, what is the process?"

When the light ball heard it, he didn't ask much.

Suddenly.

From the ball of light, a soft rays of light floated out, and the shape changed in front of Yi Lin's consciousness, turning it into a piece of paper.

Speaking of paper, it is more like an existence similar to a screen.

Yi Lin saw that the "story" in front of him changed again, and quickly browsed on the paper.

It does not matter.

At a glance, Yi Lin was slightly startled. He felt that his existence seemed to be shaken a little bit.

"Interview, survey questionnaire?"

That's right.

On the piece of paper in front of Yi Lin, there was a questionnaire.

Yi Lin feels that the style of painting here is getting more and more weird.

"This is the process?"

A question mark flashed in Yi Lin's mind.

But he still quickly scanned the contents of the questionnaire.

First of all...

[Name, gender, age...]

Ah this?

Yi Lin suddenly felt like filling out forms when applying for a job in a company in the real world.

Although he did not fill in.

Yi Lin fills in truthfully.

There should be nothing to think about.

[Hobby, constellation, date of birth...]

"..."

[Body, appearance, personality...]

Wait.

Yi Lin suddenly wondered, is he really in the trial?

How it feels weird.

Just think about it, Yi Lin’s current situation is that he has lost his body and is unable to use any ability. He can only fill out this "unpretentious" questionnaire obediently.

He has tried it just now, and he can't use all the functions of the "tower".

This state makes Yi Lin very insecure.

But there is no alternative.

But what is the meaning of this seemingly unremarkable questionnaire?

Even the actual census is not so detailed!

When Yi Lin filled out the questionnaire.

The sound of the ball of light was completely silent.

There was no other movement.

Yi Lin even wanted to "slap him", "kick", "touch twice", and other "interactions", but couldn't complete it.

There is no way, Yi Lin can only fill in truthfully.

【Proportioned body, outstanding appearance, and kind personality. 】

Well, Yi Lin feels very honest.

The questionnaire is still continuing.

[If you have a choice, are you willing to come and go like the wind, or use the Iron Body as your companion to resist damage, or use the Power of God to bless your companions...]

[Facing a monster, if you attack, you will choose front, side, back, crotch, chrysanthemum...]

[Facing a monster that is very powerful and may kill Kill your monster, how would you deal with it? ……A. Hard punch positively. B. Take a knife first and then hit the front hard. C. Sneak attack, drug delivery, assassination, use plain language to shake monster's will...]

The problem is getting more and more weird.

Yi Lin's heart is getting more and more serious.

Don't dare to choose randomly.

Because he has faintly noticed the tricks hidden behind this questionnaire.

Although the questionnaire is floating in front of Yi Lin in the form of "paper".

The survey question above, but when Yi Lin finishes one question, the next question will appear.

Similar to some multiple-choice questions, for example, after reading the following questions and then going back to choose, etc.... In front of this kind of questionnaire, it can't be used at all.

Yi Lin does the questions seriously.

He suddenly remembered that if Little Fatty and Wang Heavenly Emperor started in the same way, I hope that they will be aware of the tricky things as soon as possible in the process, otherwise...

Yi Lin dare not think about the consequences.

I hope people are okay.

Finally.

The multiple-choice question is over.

Yi Lin was groggy by the bombardment of a large sea of ​​questions.

He could not imagine how such a large question bank could be accommodated on a piece of paper that did not look big.

"Sure enough, Spiritual Plane's communication cannot be measured by common sense."

Yi Lin sighed.

The light ball still has no response.

On the "Questionnaire", the screen changed from multiple-choice questions to fill-in-the-blank questions.

【Please select your favorite five skills. 】

"Sure enough..."

At the moment when this topic appeared, equivalent to confirmed from the side, Yi Lin's guess of this trial.

"Five skills, the limitation is not too big."

"The enhancement of comprehension should not be counted in these five skill categories."

"This questionnaire looks like a survey, but in fact it is very likely. It is a process of'creating a role'."

"You're quite something."

Yi Lin dare not care.

Except for "enhancement", Yi Lin has a good deal and currently only has six skills.

[Reading benefits] Give you a cash red envelope! Follow the vx public [Book Friends Base Camp] to receive it!

Other apostle At this stage, you should be able to draw a lot of useful and useless small skills, or some passive skills and the like. At this point, you should be in a difficult situation to choose.

Yi Lin doesn't have such troubles.

Choose five from six, Yi Lin only needs to eliminate one skill.

"But it's so difficult!"

[Shadow killing], [Like a Shadow Following the Body], as the perfect supporting skills, Yi Lin is absolutely necessary to fill in of.

【Summon Mount·Night Dire】, can summon the night dire in the trial, the equivalent to add a battle strength for no reason, Yi Lin is naturally impossible not to fill in.

【Disaster Spreader 】As a control skill with no blind spots, it can definitely come in handy at critical moments. Moreover, this skill has accompanied Yi Lin so far, allowing Yi Lin to kill a lot of monsters. Very smoothly, naturally impossible to discard.

The rest...

[Grasp of Oblivion], [Bloodthirsty Disaster].

After the elimination method is used, it seems that Yi Lin has no choice.

So.

He quickly filled in [Shadow Killing], [Like a Shadow Following the Body], [summon Mount·Night Dire], [Disaster Spreader], and [Annihilation Grip].

Let’s not say [Bloodthirsty Disaster] side effects are too big, and basically in a trial, only the last few minutes dare to use it. If you use this skill in the middle of the trial, if you can't destroy heaven extinguishing earth, once the effect of the skill is over, under the side effects of terrifying, Yi Lin will also be slaughtered by others, which is not cost-effective.

Abandoned.

[What are your five favorite portable items? 】

"Five..."

After careful consideration, Yi Lin also made a choice.

Finally.

The answer is complete.

Yi Lin completed the entire questionnaire, as if he had exhausted his life's energy, collapsed, and was slumped.

The question is too difficult.

Of course, this is just an illusion.

Now that Yi Lin is in the state, there shouldn't be this kind of fatigue.

[The role is created. ]

In a flash.

From the boundless space.

a stream of light, in front of "Yi Lin's consciousness", gathered into a handsome blond man.

The man is naked, his well-proportioned body shape perfectly fits the golden ratio of the human body, and the perfect skin is even shining with streamer, which makes people dizzy and dazzling.

"Not bad."

Yi Lin is very satisfied.

[Welcome to'Uranus'. 】

【Reject bad games and reject fake games. ]

[Pay attention to self-protection and beware of being deceived. 】

【Moderate gaming is beneficial to the brain, while indulging in gaming hurts the body. 】

【Arrange time reasonably and enjoy a healthy life. ]

[I wish you a happy game. 】

【Tzzzzzzz ――】

Suddenly.

In this vast space.

There was an abnormal sound of Tzzzzzzz.

Yi Lin's "spirit" is about to be substituted into that perfect "character", there are bursts of noisy noises all around the space.

Next.

Yi Lin in front of the retina.

A prompt appears.

A hint from the tower.

[Welcome to'Uranus'. 】

【This world, there are gods, sky, sea of ​​clouds, old world, and giant Divine Beast. 】

【This world, there is an adventurer, there is a thief, there is a salvageman, there is a Chamber of Commerce, there is a church. 】

【You will experience a journey of adventure that you will never forget. 】

【It is detected that three apostles use the'temporary team contract'. In the next trial, the difficulty of the trial will be increased in some way. Please pay attention. 】

【In order to increase the immersive experience, the memory and function will be temporarily sealed, please apostle 1010 to be mentally prepared in time. ]

[I wish you a happy trial. ]

[I wish you alive and return. 】

【Wish you good luck and prosperity. ]

Huh this?

Wait.

Mentally prepare your sister!

Wait.

Danger!

The light ball that originally seemed harmless to humans and animals instantly turned into a pure white sea of ​​light, submerging Yi Lin.

Before being overwhelmed by rays of light, Yi Lin accidentally discovered that the "pinch" perfect persona was broken.

Instead, Yi Lin, his own face.

"……"

……

"Yi Lin! What a daze! Come and help!"

"Come on! !"

A young man with a distinctive appearance, dressed as a small servant, sweating all over, in the tavern, shuttled flexibly through the crowd.

"Hey, Meg, your newly recruited attendant is very swift! Come on, I will reward you!"

[Get 5G! ]

Yi Lin heard a "ding" in his ear.

An uneven coin fell into the pocket and disappeared.

Yi Lin complied with a smile: "This guest, you are so generous!"

"Hehehe, that must be!"

Yi Lin is free Bringing the bubbly "Martin Roco", he turned and left.

When leaving.

Yi Lin muttered in a low voice that no one could hear: "It's only 5G, so I am embarrassed to pretend to be an uncle with mosquito legs."

"Table number three, Meka Lu pie!"

"Table 4, roasted leg of lamb!"

"Table 6, stir-fried flaming snake roll!"

"..."

Yi Lin received a lot of tips.

Of course.

All mosquito legs.

【Get +1G! ]

[Get +3G! 】

【Get +2G! ]

[Get...]

All day long.

Yi Lin's fortune soared from 126G to 188G, which is gratifying.

It looks like the cheapest and most primary level "novice dagger" in Weapon Shop, which is also full of 1000G, which is very expensive.

"The currency system of this game is unscientific!"

Yi Lin hides in the kitchen and is lazy. Thinking of the three-day game history, he feels very helpless.

While there is no one.

Yi Lin's expression condensed, and his finger swiped from top to bottom in front of him.

A "panel" that only he can see, appeared in front of Yi Lin.

……

[Character]Yi Lin

[Gender]Male

[Age]18

[Level] 1

[Experience occupation] None

[HP crystal energy value power] 4.2

[Agility] 5.0

[ Spirit] 8.5

[Will] 8.0

[Lucky] 2.6

[Charm] 1.4

[innate talent skill] Disaster Spreader , Like a Shadow Following the Body, Shadow Kill, Grip of Oblivion, Summon Mount・Night Dire He has been pondering this panel for three full days.

It has been three days since he came to this world called "Uranus".

In the past three days, Yi Lin has been thinking about three very serious philosophical issues besides working in this tavern in Rab Town.

"Who am I?"

"Where am I?"

"What am I going to do?"

Every time When these three questions flashed in Yi Lin's mind, he always felt his own doubts, and seemed to be pretending to be deeply suspicious.

But in fact, he really wants to know the answer.

He doesn't remember who he is.

He doesn't remember why he appeared here.

He also doesn't know the reason why he appeared in this world.

When he woke up, he was lying on the street where people coming, people going like a fool, with a dumb face.

"Amnesia?"

"Adventurer?"

"Oh, no, you have no weapons."

"Ah , Once, I was also an adventurer who wandered through the clouds until I got an arrow in my knee."

When Yi Lin lay on the street in a daze for ten minutes, only a few amiable men The town guards persuaded him that the City Lord had an order and could not sleep in the street without a reason.

The guards also pointed out a clear road for Yi Lin, saying that after 100 meters ahead, turn right and then right again. After 20 meters, the "Love and Peace Tavern" on the right hand side is recruiting attendants. , Let him try in the past and seek a livelihood.

Of course, if "only" the above-mentioned encounters, Yi Lin, who has lost his memory, may still think that he has gone through.

Is it not normal to travel through something?

Until...

On the head of the smiling guard, a golden exclamation mark popped up.

It is very golden and bright, with its own sound effects, the kind that is bright and blind.

"!"

At that moment.

Yi Lin suddenly cracked.

"..."

From the memory, Yi Lin's thoughts return to the present.

For some reason, Yi Lin always has an illusion.

He seems to be very comfortable with this kind of working days in a tavern. He almost does not need any training, and he is directly employed.

To deal with all kinds of alcoholics, steady and sophisticated.

This proficient technique makes Meg Lady Boss exaggerate all day long, and makes Yi Lin feel a little sorry.

Moreover, the personality of Lady Boss also gives Yi Lin a strange sense of familiarity.

I seem to have seen something similar somewhere.

"Hiccup~"

Lady Boss hiccuped her alcohol and walked into the room drunkly and locked the door.

Soon.

The sound of singing came from Lady Boss's bedroom, who was alone.

Yi Lin finished her closing work, it was late at night.

He silently looked at his [props], the money column, and it went up again.

Yi Lin hid in his small room, slipped his finger, and opened the personal panel again.

The panel function is very complete.

There are six interfaces.

[attribute], [equipment], [props], [task], [log], [system].

"It's just a krypton gold page game, it's a bit more realistic."

Yi Lin looked at these interfaces and couldn't help but make a heartfelt complaint.

"Huh? I obviously lost my memory for unfathomable mystery, but why did I know the style of "Krypton Gold Page Tour"?"

Yi Lin quickly realized that he was inadvertently in his words The information revealed during this time was lost in thought.

the past few days.

Yi Lin found out a lot of information.

After all, no matter which world it is, a tavern is always a place where fish and dragons mixed in together.

This is a peculiar world.

The technological level of the entire world seems to revolve around two technologies-"Crystal" and "Steam Power".

In the mouths of some drunks who seem to be well-dressed and relatively generous, Yi Lin also faintly heard "Giant Divine Beast", "Konghai", "Remains", "Divine Sword", and so on. Strange vocabulary whose meaning is not clear for the time being.

In short, this is not the world that Yi Lin is familiar with.

Although he lost his memory.

But what they said gave Yi Lin an instinctive sense of strangeness.

――He does not belong here.

Of course, the most important thing is...here is a game world.

Yi Lin knocked on his forehead subconsciously with his left hand.

A piece of skin on the forehead feels chilly, and I don’t know if it’s a skin disease.

But this is not important.

Not to mention, this kind of feeling that you can’t get rid of the skin is really addictive.

Yi Lin habitually picks at the dead skin on his forehead, while quickly swiping across the function panels with the other hand.

Continue to the end......

【system 】.

In the system interface, how many lines are there [? ? ? ].

It seems that there are still some features that have not been unlocked.

And the bottom of the menu.

There is a [Logout] button, but it is gray and the color is different from other buttons.

Yi Lin discovered this gray button a long time ago.

I have tried to press it many times, but nothing happens.

Yi Lin is very calm now.

Calm down to the point that he himself feels terrifying.

"This'logout' button...broken."

Cannot logout, which means he can't go back out of the game.

This is obviously a very strange situation.

Yi Lin himself doesn't know why. It seems that he is very comfortable with and even enjoys this weird situation.

Yi Lin is faintly aware that in the "real world", his mental state may, maybe, seem to be... not normal.

But it's useless to think about it now.

Yi Lin calmly began to pick up the dead skin while analyzing.

"I should be a'game player', um, let me think so first."

"It may also be some kind of'experimental body','artificial intelligence', etc. . Of course, this probability is very small."

"My memory loss should not be an accident, otherwise it cannot explain my current situation where'memory' is completely separated from'common sense and cognition'."

"I can't recall everything about the'real world', but there are no obstacles to the parts of'logical reasoning','values', and the use of common sense."

"Suppose I am a'high-end game player', and I am trapped in a game world for some special reason."

"Currently, it is tentatively determined that this dilemma can be broken. "

"Otherwise, the following inferences will be meaningless."

Yi Lin continued to pick up the dead skin, recalling the only pitiful "memory" in his mind. .

"I only remember...I, Yi Lin, 18 years old, Aries, well-proportioned, good-looking, and kind."

A kind?

Even though every time I think of his kindness in his "cognition", Yi Lin still has doubts and feels a little weird.

Can "recognize" It shouldn't be wrong...it should be so.

If even this most basic "cognition" is biased, then the inference will return to its original point.

Returning to the origin of "Who Am I", the whole thinking is completely trapped in an endless loop with no solution.

"Suppose I am trapped in the game world for some'necessary' reason, then all I need to do...is to get through this world?"

"Should It's similar to... do a task or something."

Yi Lin thought about it and opened the [Task] panel again.

In the [Tasks] panel, there are two sub-menu bars [Main Tasks] and [Secondary Tasks].

[Main Quest] is empty, Yi Lin did not receive it.

And in the [side task] these three days have completed a lot.

They are all small tasks such as serving tea, handing water, and reaching the destination. The rewards of the tasks are the same as chewing wax, and they are dull.

Yi Lin didn't bother to watch it either.

"At present, in order to figure out why I am trapped in the'game world', the first thing I have to do is to get in touch with this world more deeply. Go deep into this game world, and finally...completely pass the level. Maybe, at that time, there will be a way to leave this'game world'."

"Assuming I have a body..." Yi Lin lowered his head. Fingers unconsciously grabbed the dead skin of the forehead, and whispered: "My body should be in a'life-sustaining capsule' now? Wait... Since there is the concept of a'life-sustaining capsule' in my cognition, then In reverse inference, I should be a human being."

Yi Lin suddenly found another piece of evidence about "I am a human" instead of artificial intelligence, consciousness and other messy things. exist.

"It is also very important that my identity as a'trapped player' is the only one in this world."

"If there are others, the same The "player" trapped in the game world is interesting. Hehe."

Yi Lin unfathomable mystery laughed in place.

He can't even figure out why this is.

Interesting?

That's right.

It is interesting.

Why do you find it interesting?

Obviously this should be a situation that should make people desperate to suicide.

"I'm in reality...Is it a pervert?" Yi Lin lowered his head to ponder, calmly analyzes, thinking with extreme fear.

"Forget it."

"At the moment, it's useless to think about it. According to those drunks, there are many'monsters' in the wilderness outside Rab Town, which should It's the mobs in the game."

"When I tried to leave the town before, the guards had a friendly prompt,'Please equip the weapon before you go out of the city to take an adventure'. This should be regarded as the friendliness of the NPC in the game world. I’m reminded."

"I still need to figure out that I am trapped in this world as a'player'. Will it be resurrected once I die?"

"Once HP drops to zero, what will be...?"

"Maybe...will die?"