I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

But this bleak atmosphere lasted only one night.

The next day.

Li Erpang tried his best to widen his eyes and looked at the thriving scene in front of him. He was so surprised that he didn't say a word for a long time.

Blacksmith shops, Weapon Shops, grocery shops...have opened one after another.

The bosses of their respective shops yelled to several legendary "braves and partners" with cheerful expressions.

"Ah this? Why do I feel that the village chief seems to have died in vain?"

Li Erpang said naively.

Ning You shrugged helplessly: "This is the charm of the game world."

"woof~"

Wang Heavenly Emperor barked. Brush a wave of presence.

This small village located in the depths of the Moonlight Jungle, the sparrow is small, but it has all the internal organs.

There should be shops, everything.

Yo?

The goods sold are actually one level higher than Rab Town.

Yi Lin is playing with the new weapon he just put on not long ago.

……

[Iron Dagger]

[Rareness] D

[Category] Weapon

[Parts] Main hand, deputy hand

[attribute] Attack power +4 (main hand), attack power +2 (deputy hand)

[Effect] Heart rate +1%

[Durability] 100/100

……

The attack power instantly soared by 4 times.

"Is it really an RPG game? A change of weapons,

is more exaggerated than changing shotguns, completely implementing a hierarchical rolling system."

Yi Lin looked at the dazzling array of weapons on the Weapon Shop shelf. , I moved in my heart, but I didn't feel embarrassed to start.

And this broad daylight location is not very good.

Really, this is not good.

Somehow, I spent the night with this group of NPC villagers last night. Although the actions and lines of these NPCs completely obeyed the rules of the game world, they looked completely new the next day. But last night's experience, when Yi Lin talked with them, he had the illusion of talking with real human beings.

"This game is so realistic!"

Li Erpang came to Yi Lin from the other side of the village after shopping.

At this moment, he also changed his equipment.

I don't know where he got the money.

Should you say that you really deserve to be a "senior player"?

During Yi Lin's three days of paddling in Rabu Town, Li Erpang actually used the fastest efficiency to brush a bunch of small tasks in Rabu Town, regardless of level or Money didn't pull Yi Lin down much.

What you need to know is that Yi Lin is...cough cough in Rab Town.

In short, Li Erpang's actions and expressions seem to be talking.

No one knows games better than him.

At the moment.

Li Erpang knows that in this turn-based game world, the importance of HP and defense value, plus the additional direction of the god-given points, makes him hard-hearted to be a pure flesh Tan.

That kind of... I stand in place, letting the wind blow, and the fat man stays still, and the blood bar does not drop.

"Hehehe, as long as the monster can't kill me, Fat Master can grind the monster to death even a little bit."

Li Erpang said.

But Yi Lin hit the pain of Li Erpang’s insufficient output in one sentence.

"What if you run into a boss that has a high output and can recover blood by itself? You didn't wear him to death, and the durability of your equipment will be lost first. When the time comes, you can run as long as you want. Ca n't drop."

"Why, how could there be such an outrageous BOSS! Doesn't the outrageous game also emphasize the player's gaming experience, okay? This game company must not be complained to go bankrupt?"

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When Li Erpang heard what Yi Lin said, he was suddenly somewhat guilty, but he thought about it, it should be impossible that such an outrageous BOSS would appear, no, never!

Yi Lin has a dagger hanging from his waist.

He pondered for a while, and then walked to the grocery store.

The boss of the grocery store is a bit familiar.

After all, Yi Lin had seen it at the bonfire party last night.

Except for gender and age, these NPCs are almost all yellow-faced and thin, and their modeling is almost the same. For Yi Lin to know for a while, it is difficult to distinguish these villagers one after another.

And it is not necessary.

"Welcome, Lord Brave."

The grocery store merchant greeted Yi Lin happily, and then sneaked closer while there was no one around, whispering: "My Lord Brave, I can secretly give you a discount!"

Yi Lin laughed at the humane expression of the grocery store merchant.

Sorry started.

When the simple grocery store merchant finished saying this, he felt sou sou cool behind him, shivered subconsciously.

At that moment, he always felt an illusion that he inadvertently avoided some kind of bad luck.

Yi Lin shook his head and quickly scrolled through the grocery store's sales list.

After taking a look at all the items for sale, Yi Lin's eyes lit up.

"Intermediate crystal energy vials?"

Rab Town is indeed a novice village.

All the things sold in it are the lowest ones, none of them.

And the rebirth and rebirth items sold in Moonlight Jungle are one level higher in efficiency than the "low-level series" sold in Rab Town.

The low-level crystal energy vial can restore 20 points of crystal energy at a time.

The intermediate crystal energy vial can restore 50 points of crystal energy at a time.

This is a turn-based game.

No matter what props are used, it takes one round of action.

One bottle is worth two bottles of recovery efficiency. If the player can act for one more round, the equivalent to can put one more skill, or slash one more monster, no matter what you think, it is earned by blood.

Although the style of this game looks relaxed and ridiculous, Yi Lin always keeps in mind that this is an immortal shaking M game. Once the HP is zero, it will ascend to heaven on the spot, and there is no room for bargaining.

In addition, because of the hidden mission of "Moonlight Wolf King" and the ancient prophecies passed down from generation to generation, all villagers regard Yi Lin as a savior, which gives a sufficient discount.

The same is true for Weapon Shop Boss.

Yi Lin is not polite. He bought all the gold coins on his body from the [Intermediate Crystal Energy Vial], and there was nothing left.

Looking at the bottles and cans in [Props], Yi Lin calculated silently in his heart.

After finishing the count, Yi Lin looked back at the smiling grocery store merchant and couldn't help but ask:

"Actually, why don't you leave this moonlight jungle? The world is so big, you don't want to go out to see it?"

"Go out?"

The grocery store merchant gave a stunned expression, then quickly shook his head.

With a light smile, he said, "Here is our root. Here is the root. Where else can we go!"

Yi Lin: "..."

After Li Erpang finished shopping, he walked from a distance.

He just heard the conversation between Yi Lin and the businessman, twitched his lips, casually lowered his voice and said: "Hey, what's so tangled about this, it's not just the game settings. Have you ever seen NPCs who leave their posts casually and stroll around? This is unscientific."

Li Erpang's expression that no one understands games better than me, educates Yi Lin in the tone of hate iron for not becoming steel: "In In the normal game settings, even the last BOSS, such as Great Demon King, stays in the Demon King castle peacefully, waiting for the player to complete the level, and they will be knocked out."

"This is the fate of NPC!"

"Really?"

Yi Lin bowed his head and looked thoughtful.

"en? What are you laughing at?"

Li Erpang, who was feeling lonely at the top, suddenly saw Yi Lin's mouth crooked and couldn't help asking.

Yi Lin touched the corner of his mouth subconsciously, with an indifferent expression: "Am I smiling?"

"You laughed."

"I tell you A secret."

Yi Lin really laughed this time.

"What?"

"Your eyes are really bad, remember to open your eyes a bit when you look at things."

"..."

I'm already staring very wide, okay!

It's early morning.

The few people finished their preparations and gathered at the gate of the village again.

Ning You hesitated for a moment, but couldn’t help expressing his worries in his heart: “In fact, we don’t need to do this hidden task.”

In fact, he wanted more. What I'm saying is, if your "protagonist" dies, how can this plot go on?

Ning You knows very well.

As the "key" character in every trial, that is, the protagonist, he doesn't really have invincible luck and will not die no matter what happens.

There are also "protagonists" who are too dying to really die.

At the very least, Ning You had encountered it.

Then the plot collapsed completely.

That time Ning You's evaluation also fell apart.

Ning You is unpredictable this time, plus a little bit of luck, he found the key figure of this trial before the other "three apostles" who have not yet played. He doesn't want this time to be perfect. The protagonist’s opening was ruined by the protagonist’s own death.

As the "protagonist's little partner", Ning You, who is experienced and superb in acting, has quickly taken over this role, giving the hero protagonist reasonable but not excessive suggestions.

Yi Lin laughed: "I didn't say that I must complete this hidden side mission. After all, there is only one life. Besides, even the rewards are'unknown'. The risks and benefits of this mission cannot be measured. Sure enough, I won't take risks."

Li Erpang was taken aback.

I don't know why.

He obviously lost his memory.

I don't seem to know this kid either.

But Li Erpang always has an illusion, as if this kid used this kind of tone, this expression, and said this kind of words... He shouldn't believe a punctuation mark.

"Why do I have this illusion?"

Li Erpang lowered his head, lost in thought.

The dog twisted his mouth, bared his teeth, and was also lost in thought, his expression very similar to Li Erpang.

Ning You and Xiao Chuer did not notice the emotional changes between Li Erpang and Wang Heavenly Emperor.

They just saw that Li Erpang and a dog lowered their heads at the same time, and they didn't know what they were looking at.

Since Yi Lin, as the "protagonist", said so, Ning You did not stop him anymore.

But I am not worried.

On the contrary, let me down.

This protagonist looks very sensible.

It's not the type that is blindly enthusiastic or blindly counseled and can only die!

The clearance trial this time is stable!

At least S-Rank evaluation, right?

What they have to do, just follow the footsteps of the plot!

Don't lose the chain!

A few people were ready to go and gathered at the entrance of the village.

It was learned that "the brave men and their friends" were about to leave the village to fight against the "Moonlight Wolf King". All the villagers gathered together, sparsely surrounding the entrance of the village.

Even those shop bosses also left their shops, ran out, and joined the see-off team.

The new village chief turned out to be the little boy who helped the old village chief last night and reported the funeral immediately after the death of the old village chief.

His name is Aub, the biological grandson of the old village chief.

After the death of the old village chief, he is the village chief.

But the village chief does not have any special powers in this village. Instead, he has the mission of passing on the prophecy from generation to generation.

But having said that, their mission passed on from generation to generation, and the legendary brave who has been waiting for today, the position of the village head of Orb, is actually In name only, and it doesn't make much sense.

Including the new village chief Orb, all the villagers looked at the back of the brave entire group, drifting away, crying, crying goodbye, shouting one by one:

"Braves, Dogs, and brave fellows, you must come back alive!"

"Must live!"

"Definitely aaahhhh!"

"Don't die!"

"You can't die!"

"You really can't die!"

Li Erpang listened to the deep concern behind him with a dull expression. Somehow, he felt sou sou cold behind him.

"How do I feel that these words sound a bit wrong?"

Ning You helplessly twitched his lips.

Are these villagers too special to go to the road?

This comes right away, one by one, and the number is so large that it can fill a piece of grave head, okay!

Ning You feels that the tone of this game is a bit weird.

But there is no way, this trial is like this, he can only ignore the continuous insertion after he fell, and concentrate on killing monsters.

Four people and one dog, after resting in the village for one night, re-entered the jungle.

After arriving at the monster spawning area, everyone did not dare to care. Li Erpang’s skin is rough, flesh is thick, carrying the newly bought iron shield, and pushing it up in front, the atmosphere did not dare to come out. , For fear of disturbing the boss in the jungle.

Their plan is clear.

Spawn monsters!

At present they are too far from the BOSS level.

Now if you go to kill the boss, nine deaths and still alive.

Before the mission time limit comes, brush as many monsters as possible and raise the level.

When the time comes, see if there is any probability to brush off the BOSS, and then make further plans.

If it doesn't work...

Then just give up.

"Isn't it just a game?"

Li Erpang thought silently.

……

……

[Location] Gaia, Moonlight Jungle.

[Time] Afternoon on March 3rd, 3333 years in the cloud.

[Weather] Thousands of miles are cloudless.

[Character] The brave squad.

…

"Attention!"

"DPS keep up! Keep up! The little monster on the left is red blood! Fuck him-- ―"

"You are not good at DPS this year! Fatty, I have been beaten a lot!"

In the aperture.

Li Erpang carried the iron shield and withstood waves of monster attacks.

He awakened... Uh no, God-given points and pointed out a new skill.

It can add a layer of defensive BUFF to the team, which is extremely powerful.

Li Erpang felt as if he had become the leader of the whole team, and his voice was much louder, and the whole person was awesome.

Can brush the strange all morning.

They have little experience.

There is no other reason.

As their level rises, their level has far exceeded the level of Moonlight Jungle. This type of rolling monster spawning is not very efficient.

Ning paddled happily on the right, with some doubts in his heart.

"It's weird, the level setting of the monsters in the Moonlight Jungle is extremely unreasonable."

When it was Xiao Chuer's turn, Xiao Chuer lashed towards the opposite side. after moonlight wolf smoked in the past, such as round is completed, she this free plug his mouth, asked: "? how unreasonable" Ning the right hehe smile, readily point to a general attack ......

BIU, Ning You flew out, and after a big number was stamped out by a small monster with a sword, then he turned back and explained: "According to the general game settings, in a leveling sector , The monster’s level should increase linearly."

"But we have been here for a while. Although these mobs can connect to the monster level of the Rab Basin, they fluctuate at LV9- Between LV14, but monsters above LV14 are basically out of reach."

Xiao Chuer obviously doesn't play games very much, and she didn't understand Ning You's words: "So what?"

"You still don’t understand? Moonlight Wolf King should be the boss of this leveling area. It’s not wrong, but its level is so high that we can’t even read it. And listen to the words of the old village chief. It means that in the'full moon night' tonight, Wolf King will further super-evolve..."

"And in the moonlight jungle, our level exceeds the average level of this leveling area. , The experience gained is greatly reduced, I probably calculated it. Even if we keep brushing these mobs, if we want to brush to a level that can steadily brush off the BOSS before tonight, it is almost impossible."

"If this is a mission with no time limit, it's okay, but it is limited to 24 hours, forgive me to speak bluntly, this hidden side mission, unless it is resurrected and repeated to **OSS , Under the premise of understanding the BOSS mechanism, otherwise it is absolutely impossible to complete this task."

Li Erpang was surprised.

He originally wanted to complain that the cheating couple sprinkled dog food while paddling.

But when I heard this, I felt reasonable.

"It makes sense, putting it that way, isn't it a waste of time for us to brush monsters here?"

"Indeed." Ning You glanced at him without a trace and said nothing. Yi Lin glanced at it, and several question marks flashed in his heart, but he did not hide his thoughts. Instead, he brought has several points of trial and whispered, "This kind of level gap, if it is really in a game, will undoubtedly give players Brings a serious sense of'fragmentation', which is very affecting the player's gaming experience. Unless..."

Ning You put on an expression of "I don't know how to say it inappropriately".

"Unless what?" Li Erpang asked outright.

"Unless, this game is not intended for people to play."

Ning You said his thoughts.

Li Erpang thought for a moment, and was suddenly surprised: "Is this the legendary picture made with heart and game with feet?"

Xiao Chuer laughed and was taken by Li Erpang This is amused.

Under the turn-based level-crushing mechanism, several people have been unable to gain much experience.

But there is still it after all.

Not long ago, a golden light fell on Li Erpang's head, and finally rose to LV14.

After LV14, crushing the monsters in this jungle, the experience gained is compared with the EXP required for upgrading, it is simply a small stick to stir a big tank, not worth mentioning.

In a relaxing paddling, a few people brushed a few waves of monsters.

Li Erpang skillfully carried a hammer behind him.

One-handed hammer.

This is a weapon that novice village does not sell.

Since he is not a novice weapon, it gives Li Erpang the feeling that he is quite high. He resolutely chose this domineering weapon, matched with a shield, and intends to wear this game.

Please call me... Li Fathammer!

With use, Li Erpang also feels a lot smoother.

On the way to find strange things.

Li Erpang squinted at Yi Lin, who was almost spotless all over his body, and finally couldn't help but speak out the question that had been entrenched in his heart for a long time.

"Compared with the cleavage of what you said, Lao Tzu finds it even more weird. Have you found that monster seems to only smoke us and not him?"

Li Erpang pointed at Yi Lin.

This tone barely fell.

Ning You, Xiao Chuer, and Wang Heavenly Emperor were taken aback at the same time.

In this way, it seems to be true!

"Really?" Yi Lin's expression was very'surprise', he lowered his head to think for a moment, and replied: "Oh? You don't say I really didn't notice. But... I guess it might be because of the face. Relationship?"

Xiao Chuer looked at Li Erpang, then at Yi Lin, couldn't help being nodded, and agreed.

Me, me, my face, your sister!

Li Er is angry.

Isn't this convincing good?

"And every time you start a monster, you don’t move in the first round. What's the matter?"

"That’s the style of assassin, after a round of rest In the next round, the damage will increase by a certain percentage. If you plan and move, then move first. If the enemy doesn’t move, I won’t move. Once the enemy moves, I will move again. This is a real assassin. A real assassin must be as stable as Old Dog. The monster passed through it, A leaf didn't touched body. As a senior player, you don't even understand the basic assassin gameplay?"

Yi Lin hehe smiled, his tone of contempt was hidden.

Although the story is a bit long.

It can be translated as if: You don’t understand assassin at all.

Li Er is fat and stared wide-eyed when he hears it.

What is this?

Listen... it seems to make sense!

He was persuaded.

Ning You and Xiao Chuer secretly nodded.

"It's worthy of being the protagonist."

At this moment.

Wang Heavenly Emperor suddenly turned his mouth crooked, his expression was weird, he huffed his tongue out, ran wildly, and got into the small woods.

The identity of this dog is still to be discussed. But it stayed in the team obediently, trying to output the monsters. Everyone, including Li Erpang, regarded Wang Heavenly Emperor as Yi Lin's pet.

When Wang Heavenly Emperor left, Li Erpang, Ning You, and Xiao Chuer looked towards Yi Lin at the same time, seemingly waiting for an explanation.

Yi Lin didn't know whether to cry or laugh: "Wait, what do you mean when you look at me like this?"

"How does your dog run? Run away?"

Yi Lin shook his head: "How do I know? Maybe it's just going to the bathroom. This game is so realistic, do you think it's weird to take a break to go to the bathroom?"

This explanation...

There seems to be nothing wrong with it!

Although the three of them always feel that a dog hides to go to the toilet...it seems a bit weird.

But the IQ of this dog far exceeds that of ordinary dogs, and the output is not weak. Furthermore, here is a magical game world, no matter how strange things happen, you can get a reasonable explanation in the game.

Anyway, the level of all around mobs has been completely crushed by them, and there is no pressure. There are not many more dogs, and one less dog. After Yi Lin explained, the three of Li Erpang did not have too much Too much care, instead, seize the time, continue to use his face to knock away all around monsters, frantically brushing EXP.

While spawning monsters.

Xiao Chuer said: "I thought about it, in fact, we really don't have to go to this hidden side mission. No matter how high the reward is, no matter how hidden it is, it is still a side line after all."

Li Erpang shook his head: "Xiao Meimei's words seem a bit unprofessional. You don't understand the two words'hidden', which is attractive to elite players. Once you get a touch with'hidden' , They are usually super skills, Divine Grade equipment, no matter how bad they are, there are massive EXP rewards, which are by no means comparable to ordinary side missions."

Xiao Chuer ignored Li Erpang.

She looked towards Ning You.

Ning You smiled and said: "He actually makes sense. Under normal circumstances, it is true. Don’t forget,'we' are now trapped in this damn game. Here. Once you die, you are really dead. Unlike ordinary games, the death penalty for ordinary games is nothing more than dropping equipment. Here... but it will lose your life."

Li Erpang fell silent for a moment.

This makes sense.

He cannot refute.

Who will spare his life?

No matter how powerful the equipment is, no matter how high the level is, you have to enjoy it with your life?

Li Erpang also did not forget that the ultimate goal or for the reason he wanted to wear this game was to find the reason for'trapped' and the way to'leave' the game world.

Equipment, skills, EXP, compared with "reality", they are all clouds.

After all, everything here is imaginary.

Ning You said again: "So the Lord... What the Yi Lin brother said makes sense, we don’t need to take risks. We should try our best to learn experience, and see if we can get close before the time limit.’ Moonlight Wolf King’s level, when the time comes, carefully weigh the pros and cons, weigh the risks and benefits, and then decide whether to complete this hidden mission. After all, there is no penalty for mission failure."

After talking eloquently, Ning You asked subconsciously: "You mean right? Yi Lin brother."

No one answered.

"Brother Yi Lin?"

Still no one answered.

Li Erpang: "..."

Xiao Chuer: "..."

Air: "..."

Uranus: "..."

Ten seconds later.

Li Erpang suddenly woke up and cursed: "Fuck! When did that kid disappear!!"

Ding!

Right here Time.

Li Erpang, Ning You, and Xiao Chuer received a notification at the same time.

……

……

At the same time.

Deep in the moonlight jungle.

['Wang Heavenly Emperor' has left the team. ]

[you have from the team. ]

Yi Lin knelt to laugh touch Wang Heavenly Emperor nugget:. "I'm curious why you would help me" "Woof ~" Wang Heavenly Emperor flicked his tail vigorously.

The tail flicks very fast.

Even threw away the afterimage.

On the spiraling tail, there are circles of small cyclones.

I don’t understand.

Yi Lin opens [Props], and in the inventory, there is a brand-new [iron dagger] lying in the grid.

Yi Lin takes out the [Iron Dagger] and equips it in the position of [Deputy] in the equipment bar.

"Indeed, this task is a bit strange. At the normal leveling speed, after the player level crushes the monster, it is difficult to reach LV20 before tonight with that tiny experience, and go safely Swipe this BOSS."

"In other words, this BOSS is designed so that it is not intended for people to kill it safely."

"I am not sure enough, I am not I'll take risks. But if I'm sure?"

Yi Lin upgraded from LV10 to LV15, and got another 5 points.

He clicked separately--

[Spirit+0.1].

【Agility +0.2】.

[Heart rate +2% when equipped with a dagger].

[Heart rate +2% when equipped with a dagger].

These four are all attribute additions and an increase in "heart rate".

The god bestowed skill of LV15 is...

【Second Sword Style 】.

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