I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

"I really don't want to be calamity()"

The hometown of fire source.

In the hotel.

Yi Lin, who was soaking in the hot spring, while enjoying and concentrating on depicting crystal patterns on the [Death Revolver], suddenly stopped.

"Communication Crystal?"

Yi Lin puts away the tool and takes out [Communication Crystal].

The brave squad, who has been lost for a long time, re-established the group chat.

Yi Lin: "Oh, you are not dead yet!"

Li Erpang: "get lost!"

Ning right: "Yi Lin brother , Where are you now?"

Yi Lin did not hide: "I am now in a place called the'land of fire source'. What about you?"

of fire source Township?

Ning You asked Xiao Chuer to take out the water bottle containing Luo Miya. After asking in a low voice, Luo Miya shook her head, saying that she had never heard of this place.

Ning You can only say helplessly: "We have just arrived at the giant Divine Beast Poros not long ago, and the specific geographical location is ominous. However, we left the two lions country before and were killed by Li... by another player. After the attack, I was lucky to go to another giant Divine Beast, Poseidon’s belly."

Yi Lin: "Oh? Poseidon? Is it actually the giant Divine Beast in the sea of ​​clouds?" "

"It's not important." Ning You didn't have too much nonsense, and went straight to the subject: "In any case, in Poseidon, after we brushed up the reputation of an NPC force called the Mermaid Kingdom, we finally Inquired about the content of the main mission."

Yi Lin pondered for a moment, laughed, and took Ning You's words: "Six evil generals, right."

Li Erpang: "Fuck Sure enough, you slapped the boss secretly!"

Xiao Chuer chuckled: "As expected of you."

Yi Lin: "You shouldn't be true I think that in this kind of game mechanism that does not test the operation, I can kill the'six evil generals' at my current level, right?"

Li Erpang: "That's right! Unscientific Ah! Why did you kill the BOSS?"

Yi Lin: "If I say...the BOSS is having diarrhea at that time, are you believing or not?"

The three said in unison "We believe you are a ghost!"

Yi Lin: "Look, sometimes the story is too dramatic, and no one believes it when you tell the truth. In short, there are some coincidences. , It's useless to say it now."

Yi Lin's ambiguous tone made the three of Ning You wonder.

They have already discovered that this guy speaks the other way around.

putting it that way, is it true that when Yi Lin killed the boss of the six evil generals, the boss was really diarrhea?

That's why Yi Lin picked up a ready-made bargain?

In this kind of realistic game, it seems that it is not impossible!

Li Erpang, Ning You, and Xiao Chuer looked at each other in blank dismay.

Yi Lin fluently changed the subject: "In short, the main mission is very clear. I think you have also obtained a lot of information there. There is a BOSS called'Evil God', equivalent to the game The final Great Demon King is preparing to resurrect and destroy this world. And our current goal is to kill six... well, find and kill the remaining five "six evil generals" to prevent the Great Demon King from resurrecting. "

"That's right."

Yi Lin summed it up brilliantly, nothing wrong.

The three agree very much.

Ning You thought for a while, and then said, "We haven’t found the map of Poros yet, and I don’t know where your Yi Lin brother is, the hometown of fire source. But we are almost there. It's called'Yasim Village'. When will it be convenient for us to meet?"

"It doesn't matter, I also have a side mission here, I don't know if it has anything to do with the'Six Evil Generals'. By the way, it is said that there is also a large city called'Amala Kingdom' on this'Poros'. It is estimated to be about the same size as the Twin Lion Country. If you have the opportunity, you can inquire about it first."

Xiao Chuer: "Well, why don't we agree to meet there? Anyway, we still have tasks on hand."

Ning You nodded, agreed: "Also, if you want to push the main line of the game, level, Equipment is indispensable. Since the Yi Lin brother does not need help, we can also complete the task at hand first,

and then join the Amara Kingdom."

Yi Lin laughed and said:" Good."

The brave squad immediately decided on the follow-up plan.

The goal is beyond doubt, upgrade, spawn monsters, explode equipment, and push the main line.

Simple, clear and clear.

Although every teammate has his own careful thinking, in the general direction, the purpose is the same, there is no reason not to form a team.

At the end, Li Erpang forcefully squeezed a sentence from between his teeth: "Don't you think I am envious of you! Lao, Zi, one, point, all, don't envy you! Get rid of the boss! What's at worst? We have brushed the reputation of'Mermaid Country' to'Respect'. Do you dare to believe it? Hehehe, we will return to Mermaid Country in the future, it will definitely be VIP treatment! Miss Mermaid sister you can't envy! Ah, wait Yes, Su, Su brother, don't, don't--"

At the end of that sentence, Li Erpang suddenly screamed, I don't know why.

Yi Lin took a look at his [Prestige] panel.

【Uranus Holy See】Hate.

[Mermaid Kingdom] Respect.

[Great Engineer Academy] Worship.

"..., yes, I am quite envious." Yi Lin said somewhat guilty.

Just now.

Bai Xiaoyi, who had been waiting outside for a long time, finally couldn't help it, floating outside the curtain, complaining loudly.

"Master~How did you wash for so long! My mother and I have been waiting for a long time! Me! You! Go! Soak! Warm! Spring!"

"Uh, good , Hurry up."

Yi Lin finished saying, and hurriedly bid farewell to the communication crystal: "Anyway, this is the case, I have something to do, contact regularly, bye~"

" Beep-beep-beep-"

Busy tone.

The other side.

In the wild.

Li Erpang, whose head is being pressed by Divine Sword Susu, Xiao Chu'er who is holding a small water bottle, and Ning You who is holding a communication crystal, the three of them instantly froze in place.

Master?

Mom?

Have you washed it yet?

Soak in the hot springs together?

Xiao Chuer looked at Ning You weirdly.

"Is the situation over there...what I imagined?"

"..."

"Fuck Ahhhhhhh ――"

"Why are all the good things on his side Ahhhh--"

Li Erpang suddenly buried his head in the soil, like a sad fat ostrich, weeping bitter tears in the sand .

……

……

Ending the conversation with his teammates, Yi Lin finished soaking in the hot spring and reconstructed the technique.

Yi Lin has his own ideas about what kind of technique to build on the [Death Loop].

In fact, Yi Lin has a doubt about the main mission, he did not say it.

In the game, as the last BOSS, he will definitely appear in front of the player in the end.

Otherwise, what's the point of BOSS design?

But the current situation seems that as long as the six evil generals are killed separately, Evil God can be prevented from resurrecting.

Really so smooth?

Yi Lin can't predict how this script will eventually develop, only one step can be taken.

Every day, Yi Lin will go out.

The monsters in the hometown of fire source all around, the level fluctuates between Lv50-Lv60. Regarding Yi Lin's current level and the way of spawning monsters, it's really a kid with a single knife. It's easy and happy.

After going out every day and harvesting a wave of monsters, Yi Lin silently returns to the hometown of fire source, when he has never been.

Except for the crying monster corpses to prove, no one knows that Yi Lin everyday all went out to brush monsters.

all around Although the level of the monster is not high, it can accumulate less and more. Finally, Yi Lin's level comfortably rises to Lv67.

"Level 1 requires 650,000 EXP..."

After allocating the gift points, Yi Lin opened the player attribute panel and took a look, the corner of his eye was twitched, and then quickly closed the panel ，What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't grieve over.

...

"Master Engineer! Let's go, it's going!"

So, another ten days passed.

Han Meimei rushed in in a panic.

These days, Yi Lin and Han Meimei and Li Lei have also become acquainted.

Seeing that the door of Yi Lin's room was open, Han Meimei was anxious and couldn't help breaking in.

After Han Meimei entered the room, she found that the engineer was holding a weird "pointer" in her hand, frowning, wondering what she was thinking. Upon seeing this, Han Meimei's voice was stagnant, and she didn't know what to say next.

"Vulcan Sacrifice?"

Yi Lin laughed, looking as usual, putting away the weird pointer and stretching out.

"All are good things, aren't they?"

……

In the country of fire source.

Yi Lin met so many people for the first time.

All the villagers are holding paper umbrellas painted with "flame" patterns to block the ashes that grandiose falls from in the sky.

The sky was full of gray, and a surpassingly beautiful girl dressed very cleanly, stepped onto the gorgeous sedan chair, and was carried by the four strong men on their own initiative.

The villagers chanted an unknown ballad in a low voice.

"Girl in the ashes~"

"Where are you, I met you in my childhood~"

"What day was that?"

"Pick up the small basket and come to Divine Fire Mountain,"

"The mulberry tree is as green as the shade, pick the mulberry fruit and put it into the small basket,"

" Could it be Mengying."

"15-year-old lady,"

"Marry to a faraway place, farewell to my hometown, and never return~"

"That is the bride of Vulcan~"

"In the ashes, that is the sunset, the bride in the sunset~"

"In the hot sunset~"

p>

"It is the god of fire waiting for the bride~"

"……"

The original lyrics are quite cheerful, but in this situation, this In this sad tone, being sung by so many people holding paper umbrellas, the whole village was filled with a strange atmosphere.

Yi Lin sighed, Wang Heavenly Emperor shook his tail and followed Yi Lin.

On the sedan chair, the black hair girl with indifferent expression, hollow eyes, and dull expression listening to the villagers trying to sing a song happily, suddenly bit her lower lip, forcefully, not letting go Cry out by yourself.

"Let's go. Send the bride of Vulcan."

The bellflower is still wearing the red and white robe of the witch, wearing snow-white socks on his feet, and walking on wooden clogs. , Walking in front of the festival team blankly. The quaint longbow and quiver are on the back and waist of Platycodon grandiflorum. This piece of equipment seems to be more about preparing to go to the battlefield than a wedding.

Li Lei and Han Meimei are also in the "marriage" team.

The people around them tried their best to squeeze a smiling face and talked about how happy it is to marry Lord Vulcan.

They seem to be extremely envious.

"You stay away."

Yi Lin told the dog.

The dog knows it all.

After Yi Lin turned on Like a Shadow Following the Body, he was mixed in the wedding party, and no one noticed the existence of Yi Lin.

Yi Lin seems to be isolated from the world, holding a paper umbrella, walking among the ashes.

Entire group, grandiose, singing songs, presenting the bride, and walking along the road behind the village to Divine Fire Mountain.