I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

"I really don't want to be calamity()"

"This kid, you are crazy!"

Li Erpang Gouzai In the corner, cautiously poked his head out, looking at the NPC army searching for the "Brave Squad" in the distance, and suddenly retracted his head into the shadow in fright, muttering to himself.

Ning You frowned: "He doesn't seem to be such a motivated person."

Xiao Chuer is even more puzzled: "It's just an NPC, isn't it necessary?"

Ning You took a look at Xiao Chuer, and whispered: "Hey, who was saddened by the love story of the mermaid before?"

"Not the same!" Xiao Chu Er was slapped on the spot, ashamed and annoyed: "Romea is much more pitiful, okay! Moreover, women can't stand this kind of dog blood!"

What to do, when preparing to discuss the next countermeasures.

Yi Lin slowly walked out of the shadow and came behind a few people.

"I'm not crazy."

Divine Sword ・Susu slightly smiled, she looked at Yi Lin, and said softly: "You deserve it."

Yi Lin: "?"

How do you say that I seem to be familiar with you?

Yi Lin slowly played a question mark.

A single thought flashed through his mind.

But I didn't delve into it.

Yi Lin handed four parchment rolls to Ning You, Xiao Chuer, Wang Heavenly Emperor, and Li Erpang.

"Here are four maps of the Kingdom of Amara."

Li Erpang opened the map casually and took a look.

"Fuck? Where did you get the map? Isn't there a guard at the entrance of the store?"

"Don't care about this detail."

Yi Lin shook his head, looked calm, and quickly said: "Each of you has some places marked on the map."

Three people and one dog are hearing this and open the map.

Sure enough.

As Yi Lin said, on their four maps, they each marked a lot of places with very eye-catching crosses.

Ten seconds later.

Li Erpang looked left and right.

He didn't understand what Yi Lin meant by doing this.

Ning You and Xiao Chuer looked towards Yi Lin.

They are bright in their hearts.

Since the "protagonist" has acted, it means that either the protagonist is ready to hang up, or a plot is about to happen. Regardless of the next development, what the protagonist Yi Lin said must be very important.

"I got reliable information," Yi Lin explained, seeing the eyes of the three people and one dog, without hiding it, "There is one of the six evil generals, hiding in the palace of the Amara Kingdom. Here. Don’t worry, listen to me.”

Yi Lin took a deep breath and continued: “This should be an important stronghold of the Holy See. The level of the hostile NPC is higher than expected. The Palace It must be full of heavy soldiers, and there may even be elite NPCs with a higher level than'Hemelos'."

"There is reason and evidence." Ning You nodded.

"Courageous and strategic." Xiao Chuer praised easily.

Li Erpang was silent for a moment, and said weakly: "Should I say something now to match your lines?"

"No, just shut up. "

Yi Lin, Ning You, and Xiao Chu'er spoke in unison, and at the same time denied Li Erpang's ideas.

"Ou Biao!"

Li Erpang closed his mouth happily and stopped expressing his opinions.

After Little Fatty shut up obediently, Yi Lin presented his plan in "detail".

Ning You and Xiao Chuer listened quietly to the whole plan, subconsciously not believing it.

After all, Yi Lin cheated his teammates for his own welfare. This is not one or two times.

It is more like apostle than apostle.

More rogue than rogue.

More insidious than Lao Yin Beep.

It really deserves to be the protagonist of this time trial.

After careful consideration, Ning You and Xiao Chuer found nothing wrong.

"Are you sure...this is useful?"

Ningyou asked cautiously.

Yi Lin nodded, his expression did not change at all, and his eyes did not fluctuate: "The other party should be very clear about our purpose. As we at first envisioned,'Uranus Vatican', in the game world , It should have played the role of a'villain force'.

"

"In this case, the six evil generals are very likely to be hidden in the Holy See. I have already wiped out two six evil generals, although The process is somewhat coincidental, with a bit of luck. But the abilities of the six evil bosses are a little weird. If you rush in, it is easy for the whole team to explain there."

These words...nothing wrong!

Who made everyone else never see the Six Evil Generals!

Quan Te Mo has been brushed off for the protagonist!

Yi Lin said that the six evil generals are awesome, and that is really awesome and very convincing.

But why did you leapfrog the two bosses that you said so awesome?

Thinking of this, Ning You and Xiao Chu'er had weird expressions, and they stopped talking.

But in the end, the two of them still didn't say what they were saying, nodded, and agreed.

"Then...the'Exit Six' operation, start!"

"..."

......

In one hour .

Amala Kingdom, East District.

A dog with a sheepskin roll in his mouth, he ran wildly in the alley.

"The wanted criminal was found!"

"It's the'brave dog'!"

"Look!"

"Supper tonight!"

"Kill—"

Behind the dog, a team of well-equipped guards died as if they hadn’t eaten dog meat in a few lifetimes. Behind Wang Heavenly Emperor.

"woof!"

Wang Heavenly Emperor fiercely raised a middle finger behind him fiercely.

The dozens of Amara guards chasing behind him couldn't help being stunned when they saw the outrageous middle finger gesture and the flexible and vivid expression of the scumbag.

They originally thought that the middle finger on the arrest warrant was deliberately p-up by the artist in order to mobilize the enthusiasm of the guards and arouse the anger of the whole people.

Who can think of trifling a dog, can really make the gesture of a ghost animal like a vertical middle finger!

Even the NPC thinks it is outrageous!

Wang Heavenly Emperor ran fast.

Facts have proved that a two-legged creature racing against a four-legged creature is an extremely stupid behavior.

Wang Heavenly Emperor has a flexible posture and proper posture, running wildly in the alley.

Finally, Gouzi destroyed the public property along the way, leaving a mess. In the chase of the guards, he came to one of the churches in the east district of the city.

At the door of the church, people have been waiting for a long time.

Far away, a handsome young man with a straight uniform and short blue hair, holding a one-handed sword, slowly opened his eyes in front of the church door.

[Captain of the tenth team of the guardian · Dong Shi Lang]

[Lv:? ? ? 】

Wang Heavenly Emperor looks at the BOSS from a distance, coldly smiled. In a blink of an eye, in the focal point of ten thousands, Wang Heavenly Emperor flicked his tail and spiraled into the sky.

"!!!"

"Wang...woo...woo...woo..."

Wang Heavenly Emperor is in the sky, like Heavenly Dog generally, with two claws gathered around the waist, a terrifying imposing manner, silently converging between the two claws of Wang Heavenly Emperor.

"Oh? Interesting."

Captain Dong Shiro, the blue eyes flashed slightly, he looked at the weird creature spiraling into the sky. , Slowly pull out the one-handed sword, it is a blue long sword.

At the moment when the long sword is pulled out, the space all around, the temperature drops sharply, all around Dongshilang, as the long sword starts, the cold hoarfrost, taking Dongshilang as The center, diffuses and spreads everywhere. It seems that this space is completely frozen by the long sword of a handsome young man.

"Sit on..."

Dong Shi Lang seems to be going to say something in the opening remarks.

But he hasn't finished saying this.

"woof!"

The dog's voice is louder than him.

Wang Heavenly Emperor slammed forward with both palms, an invisible force burst out.

"bang!"

Rumble--

In an instant, the steeple at the top of the Holy See left a deep pit in the shape of a dog's paw.

One more second.

The steeple of the child church collapsed.

After the dog slapped this palm, he had no intention of staying to brush the boss. The corner of Wang Heavenly Emperor's mouth evoked a violent arc of evil charm, and he knocked a large bottle of crystal energy in his mouth, wagging his tail and spiraling into the air, quickly fleeing into the distance.

In the same place, including Dong Shilang, everyone was stunned.

Half loudly.

Dong Shilang sighed softly:

"It turns out that dogs can fly."

……

……

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Amala Kingdom, South District.

"Catch that fatty!"

"He is the partner of the brave!"

"What about the brave!"

"No See!"

"Then kill the brave partner first!"

Fuck, why do you have to kill the brave partner if the brave is not there!"

Wait, this is not the problem!

Why is he a brave and we are friends!

Which dog planned to make the setting!

The bias is too obvious!

Li Erpang dragged a body of two hundred jin and fled frantically.

He forcibly blocked the shield in front of him and directly used the "Bull Crash" to rush out of the siege.

"Once you are dragged, you will be over when you enter the turn-based special!"

Li Erpang didn't dare to love the battle.

He knew very well in his heart that with his added direction, if he was dragged into the turn system, no one could kill anyone.

In case the battle between him and the NPC guards lasts until dark, dawn, dark, and dawn again... Li Erpang can't imagine that no one can kill anyone like this, he What will end in a turn-based system that cannot be run away.

This kind of battle will be very anxious!

Fortunately, on the way to upgrade, he clicked on a map skill called "Bull Crash".

This skill is specifically set to rush through monsters in the wild and use it on the road.

Li Erpang is always keen on spawning monsters, and rarely uses this kind of skills with special effects.

You can use it now...It's so fragrant!

After Li Erpang smashed an ornamental stone statue on the side of the road with a hammer, he ran wildly while taking out the map to confirm the next "destroy location".

"For that boy Mao, do you want us to wreak havoc in the city?"

"Sound west hits the hole? Hang the house away from the mountain?"

But since it was a plan and couldn't figure it out, Li Erpang still tried his best to carry out his task.

charge charge charge!

Divine Sword ・Susu followed Li Erpang closely, his expression looked thoughtful.

……

Northern Part of City ……

Western District ……

The Kingdom of Amara is completely in chaos.

The three little friends of the brave, and the dog of the brave, do not know what kind of wind they smoke, and frantically destroy various buildings in the kingdom.

Run when you see people, tear down the house when you see it, knock at the door, see...

In short, the brave gangsters are very cruel.

The guards wore heavy armor, which was far less flexible than the opponent, and the city was too big. For a while, it was not an easy task to completely surround the four targets of trifling to make dumplings.

The hatred value of NPC guards gradually increased.

This kind of behavior is undoubtedly the kind of slap in the face, and the kind of crackling.

The lines chased by the guards gradually converged into the same sentence.

――"The brave dog must die!"

Into the night.

Dogs and friends are still spreading love and justice around the city.

If someone is condescending and looking at the whole city at this time, you can clearly see that the four districts of the Amara Kingdom are full of smoke, which is very spectacular.

"They seem to work very hard."

Yi Lin is condescending and nodded with satisfaction.