I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

"I really don't want to be a calamity()"

Although Li Changge seems to be pretending on the surface.

In fact, it is also acting as a force.

But he has already achieved the realm of doing two things at the same time.

While pretending to be compelling, but at the same time vigilant about all around.

He is waiting.

Everyone here is waiting.

Following Li Changge's order, several guards carrying hammers came to the big water tank with heavy steps.

The heavy hammer was raised high.

Those are all hammers used for casting.

When he lifted it up, the black shadow cast by the hammer completely obscured the light in front of Serenity.

Seren closed her eyes.

In the expression, there is nothing to fear.

She has finished saying goodbye.

Enough.

……

"Smash!"

Li Changge coldly smiled.

Don’t say anything cold blooded and emotionless.

No matter how realistic these NPCs are, no matter how they simulate human emotions, they are nothing but NPCs. To put it bluntly, it's just a segment of virtual world data.

To be more blunt, NPC (Non-, non-player character) is not a person.

Isn't anyone caring about anything?

I really don't know what that guy is thinking.

The more I live, the more I go back.

But that’s good, if these guys in this era are really so naive and can’t bear even a piece of data, it’s even better news for Li Changge.

If they don't show up, Li Changge doesn't matter.

"The general trend."

Li Changge is full of confidence in his plan.

Suddenly.

There was a commotion in the crowd.

spinning ——

A round ball rolled out of the crowd.

A dog with a shy face, flew high, his tail flicked, and several round black balls traversed one after another parabola in the air and threw them into the field.

Wang Heavenly Emperor lurking in the crowd for a long time, after shaking this tail, he went back again, as if he had never bubbed.

spinning ――

"Let go of that mermaid!!!"

Li Er's fat, short, round body is completely obscured by the crowd NS.

At this time, the height has become Li Erpang's only advantage.

A thunderous roar came from the crowd, but in the close and numerous crowds, the source of the sound could not be found at all, and the direction could only be vaguely discerned.

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

As a dog flew high, and a wretched voice broke the silence, and then a few small balls were thrown into the square. This one after another change made Li Changge , Guards, civilians, nuns, priests, there was a momentary crash in their minds.

What the hell?

All those who watched a few small balls roll into the square before they had time to question.

One bead exploded one after another.

The moment Li Changge heard the explosion, he lay subconsciously on the ground, holding his head in his hands, showing a strong desire to survive.

Dense black smoke diffused from each burst of beads.

"It's a smoke bomb!"

"Be careful! There is a situation!"

"cough cough cough ――"

Boom ――

"I'm standing here, you come and hit me!"

Under the fish tank, there was an undetectable voice. Then, the ground under the fish tank collapsed suddenly.

The mermaid queen Serenian had already prepared herself to die bravely, but the ground sank, and the sudden change made Serenian's expression froze there, not knowing what to do.

From Li Erpang's head and shouting "Let go of that mermaid" in the crowd, flying Heavenly Dog, to the explosion of smoke bombs and the collapse of the ground where the fish tank is located...this series of changes, the whole process is almost It was completed in a few seconds, the connection was seamless, and almost no one could react.

After listening to the order of Dige Augie Anthony, he took up the hammer and prepared to smash the fish tank, so that the heinous criminal, the mermaid queen Serlian, was alive in the air and turned into a bubble guard. After a moment of astonishment,

still gritted his teeth, against the smoke, he blindly knocked the hammer in his hand toward the place where the fish tank was originally located.

After all, they have undergone professional training, and they are among the elites in the Holy See. In the sudden change, they quickly made a response and completed the order of His Majesty first.

But it's still slow!

The hammer fell through and knocked lonely.

The inertia of the hammer falling into the air, coupled with the panic of losing sight, the guard who knocked the fish tank did not maintain balance for a while, and rolled directly on the ground. Following the direction of the hammer knocking, the spinning ground was on the ground. After rolling around, one after another on the top of the head appeared neither too big nor too small damage numbers.

"Be careful! Someone is robbing the prison car! Attention everyone!"

In the billowing smoke, Li Changge immediately bounced from the ground, but his expression was not embarrassed, as if he had just survived. Desire to posture has never happened. As long as he has a thick skin, as long as he moves fast enough, he can assume that nothing has happened.

"Robbery of the prisoner car?"

"ha ha ha ――"

"Innocent!"

Li Changge coldly smiled, in Driven by various strong emotions of anger, disdain, arrogance, and self-confidence, petals flying in the sky, golden light, BGM, various rays of light special effects even more, brightened everyone's eyes.

"Do you think this is making a movie? You Return of the King? I dignified the actor, don’t you want to save face! Everyone is obedient, they just hide here and give it to Lao Tzu... Ah Bah, for the pope, find out all the sinners of these gods!"

After all, it was just a chaos created by a few smoke bombs. Under the control of well-trained guards, the chaos was quickly obtained. control.

In just one minute, the civilians knelt on the ground one after another, not daring to move.

When the commoner kneels, even if Li Er is short, no matter how tall he has the advantage, but at this time among the people kneeling, it is like a white pig running on the green prairie. On, so conspicuous, so eye-catching and so bright.

"The dead fatty is there!"

"Kill!!!"

"And his wife!"

Because Divine Sword Susu has been following Li Erpang closely.

Inseparable.

It's hard to separate.

The transfer of shares.

Intimacy.

Ordinary guards have never seen the real Divine Sword.

So they mistakenly believe that Divine Sword Susu is Li Erpang’s wife, which is understandable.

Li Erpang immediately became angry, put his shield in front of him, and roared:

"Who is my wife! Go! Go! Bull rush!"

Li Erpang stood up with more than two hundred catties of fat, like a heavy tank, ramming in the crowd wantonly.

Li Erpang's level is not low at the moment. Under the effect of the skill, a piece of guards are rushed to fly high and fall heavily under the impact of terrifying. Although Li Erpang did not cause high damage, he was extremely insulting.

"It's really a professional tank, this simple sentence, a skill, has taken away 70% of the hatred of the guards."

Xiao Chuer Dai Wearing [Wanted Man’s Cloak], hiding in the crowd, she saw the civilians all around kneel down one after another, knowing that she could no longer hide, so she smiled, took off her cloak, showing her sexy waist and figure, and went there from time to time. A kiss was blown from the guard, and the heart was shining.

With the blessing of innate talent skills, each guard became idiot in seconds, and completely fell under Xiao Chu'er's pomegranate skirt. Xiao Chu'er moved quickly in the field, using this method to avoid entering a fighting state. Ready to see if the situation is wrong, just run away first.

Ning You and Xiao Chuer disagreed with the original plan. After all, it was not worth taking such a risk for trifling NPC.

But when Yi Lin said that this plan had a good chance to solve the "six evil generals" together, the two had no choice but to agree.

NPC can not be saved, Li Changge can also not be killed, but in order to complete the main task and get through the game as a "player", then the [Six Evil Generals] BOSS will have to kill, otherwise the two of them People cannot leave this world if they cannot complete the main task.

Speaking of Li Changge, a good player is not appropriate, he must be a villain!

When it comes to this matter, even if Li Changge looks more handsome, Xiao Chuer instantly turns black, and is no longer a big fan of Li Changge.

Time passes by minute by minute.

The fatty is still on the rampage.

The dog flies in midair.

Xiao Chuer kept backing away.

Ning You is still digging a hole in the ground.

The chaotic situation continues.

But under the terrifying crowd tactics, trifling three people and one dog, can not set off too much storm, the final outcome can be imagined.

Li Changge stood proudly in place, remaining unmoved.

The expression is calm and light, and full of force.

This is my site for Li Changge, and I am in charge of my site!

He has already deployed inescapable net in this city. Today is the day to complete the task of this world and retreat!

"Oh, I am Li Changge, I am destined to—"

Li Changge slowly raised his hand, his eyes drooping, the corners of his mouth were smiling, and the stars flashed, ready to say Lines that have been brewing for a long time.

……

"What is that!"

Suddenly.

Someone pointed at the sky.

In the sky, there are still special effects created by Li Changge.

one after another golden light, don’t want money, hit Li Changge’s head.

Let Li Changge feel like bathing in golden light, just like Divine Vestige.

God’s spokesperson, not just in name only, but also in reality.

As someone exclaimed, more and more people stopped their movements because of curiosity.

"Fuck?"

Not only the enemy, but the friendly forces were also stunned.

Li Erpang carried the shield and lifts the head subconsciously. His squinted eyes were stunned because of the mistake.

In the plan that Yi Lin made at the beginning, it didn't tell others where Yi Lin was in charge.

Yi Lin always likes to hide and tuck. Li Erpang and the others, as Yi Lin’s teammates, are used to being trapped. After carefully considering that there was nothing too outrageous about his part, he reluctantly joined the plan.

A silhouette, with the special effects of Li Changge's rays of light, slowly descends from in the sky.

"in the sky...someone!"

"Is it a god?"

"Is the god obvious?"

"So dazzling, I can't see clearly!"

Fuck?

The pretending lines that Li Changge was about to say just got stuck in his throat and couldn't spit it out. It seemed that at this moment, there was a mouthful of old phlegm stuck in the trachea, causing Li Changge to feel chest tightness, shortness of breath, dizziness, darkness, and palpitations. Various symptoms made the special effects of in the sky suddenly appear to be broken.

"It's that dog day! How dare I make my debut with Lao Tzu's special effects!?"

Li Changge finally relieved his breath and almost vomited a mouthful of old blood.

But after getting angry, Li Changge smiled again.

"Have you finally appeared? All I am waiting for is the moment when I will kill you all!"

pa!

Li Changge punched out angrily and smiled A snap!

The six people have been waiting in place for a long time. The rays of light flashed, the six people acted in unison, bathed in golden light towards in midair, and Yi Lin, who was forced by Li Changge's special effects, to fly to.

"hehe, sorry, I grabbed your special effects."

In the sky full of special effects, Yi Lin came out!

He faced the six-in-one BOSS and killed him, but he did not hurriedly flipped his hands and took out a handful of exquisite revolvers.