I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

"I really don't want to be calamity()"

At the same time.

Giant Divine Beast, Pagoose.

This is a world covered in snow and ice all year round.

In the snow dancing all over the sky, there is an ancient temple located among the mountains.

bang!

Suddenly.

The Snow Mountain Temple, which had been silent for many years, collapsed.

Rumble--

The turbulence from the depths of the temple caused the snow all around the mountain to collapse and turn into a rolling avalanche, burying everything under Snow Mountain .

Immediately afterwards, a black shadow swept out from the collapsed Snow Mountain Temple and turned into a dark stream of light, quickly sinking into the sky, disappeared.

……

……

"What?"

In the weird scene, the three of Li Erpang were taken aback. Then reacted.

A major event is about to happen!

"Kazikazi--"

In the air, a strange sound suddenly rang out from the giant spells.

In that complete surgical pattern, somehow, one after another crack, centered on a certain node or a certain section of the pattern, quickly spread to the entire surgical pattern.

Yi Lin looked up at the in the sky technique, his face calm as water.

Li Changge didn't notice the change of the technique. He still stood in place, maintaining the illusion of [Rhapsody], laughing loudly.

After a short astonishment, the guards suddenly discovered that the style of all around was completely wrong, not at all like the style of [God’s spokesperson], not knowing what to do in place.

In the distance.

A team of NPCs with red names on their heads gather here in different styles.

The red-named NPCs gathered from every direction have long names and titles on their heads.

……

[Captain of the Second Division of the Guardian · Broken Bee]

[Captain of the No. 6 Division of the Guardian · Byakuza]

[Hotei 10th Team Captain · Winter Shiro]

[Hotei 11th Team Captain · Kenpachi]

……

They wear Uniform service, wearing an unsheathed one-handed long sword, walking in the Yin Sector illusion, with a relaxed and comfortable expression, giving people the feeling that they are not about to join a war to annihilate criminals, but rather like coming for an outing, with all around The treacherous illusion atmosphere is out of place.

Li Erpang, Ning You, Xiao Chuer, Wang Heavenly Emperor, I know that the major event is not good.

Obviously, Li Changge had a showdown. He stopped playing and didn't pretend. All of the cards were played all at once, and they were about to be completely wiped out here.

The level and equipment of this NPC, as well as its compelling rating, are far beyond the comparison of the miscellaneous soldiers of the Double Lion Country.

If there is only one sword saint Homeros who can really pose a threat to them in the Kingdom of Two Lions, then the battle in the Kingdom of Amara is equivalent to more than a dozen Holland Melos surrounded them, preparing to carry out a frenzied siege, the kind of merciless one.

"It's over!"

Li Erpang is still beating back and forth with the guard mobs in the turn-based aperture. The guards beat Li Erpang without pain, Li Er Fat hitting the guards is also painless or itchy. This time, under the protection mechanism of the turn-based system, his tank with extreme defense added is the least likely to hang up.

Little Fatty's heart is clear, and if this stalemate continues, sooner or later it will be dead end. There is no output, and he can't run away. Even if Li Erpang can carry it to the end with his amazing defensive power, but if he can't think of a way to break the game, he won't be able to escape the tragic ending of being scraped to death in the end.

"What should I do?"

Ning You and Xiao Chuer are back to back, pasted together.

"We didn't expect, there are only two of us left."

"It is too confusing to have'undead' joined. No wonder there are few undeads in the forum. The information that came and went, one was deliberately concealed for sale, and the other was...the trial joined by undead, it is estimated that it is very likely that the end of the group will eventually be destroyed, and very few people can go out alive."

Ning You gritted his teeth and looked at the approaching Boss army of the 12th guarding court, his heart became more and more bitter.

"Right," Ning You took a deep breath,

a strange smile appeared on his face: "Do you remember a classical music."

"Ah. "Xiao Chu'er was taken aback suddenly, at this moment what Ning You said nonsense.

"Back to back hug..."

"..." Xiao Chuer was speechless: "Don't you still think about picking up girls at this time?"

"Hehe, maybe we can go out together alive?" Ning You took out a prop from the prop.

"Don't you think you are standing dead when you say this at this time?" Xiao Chuer complained ruthlessly, taking out the same prop at almost the same time as Ning You.

……

【Mermaid Tears 】

【Rareness】S

【Effect】Used in battle, you can create one Isolate all areas of damage, but cannot be moved or attacked. The duration is 4 rounds. Used in the map, the duration is 10 minutes.

[Explanation] Mermaid tears are very rare, because they will evaporate into air at the moment they cry, leaving no trace of crying. But in very rare cases, the tears of the mermaid will solidify into crystals, possessing magical powers. All their lives, they are destined to exist to protect someone.

……

After Yi Lin reminded them, Ning You and Xiao Chuer hesitated again and again, facing the BOSS-Rank red monster coming one after another, they could only I had no choice but to believe Yi Lin's words and used [Mermaid Tears].

This can be said to be the last life-saving method, there is no one.

Once used, the two of them will be wrapped in a warm water. They can't get in from the outside, and they can't get out, they can only stare.

But let alone, the water is somewhat comfortable.

Xiao Chuer knocked on the inner wall of [Mermaid Tears] with dissatisfaction. If this [Mermaid Tears] is not transparent, it would be fine. She can take a good shower during these ten minutes and try it soon. The rare items that came out of [Sea Monster・Kuragon] are easy to use or not.

"Divine Sword, Mermaid Tears."

Divine Sword ・Susu and Erpang are connected by chains. At this moment, I can see that Li Erpang is still stupidly with five red names. The guards fought each other, they couldn't bear it, and reminded.

"Yeah! I have this thing!"

After completing the [Mermaid Marriage] side task, Li Erpang was suddenly caused by the mermaid sister I was so sad that I didn't look at the attributes of [Mermaid Tears] carefully, so I stuffed it directly into the item grid. At this time, when Divine Sword Susu reminded him, he suddenly remembered that there was such a life-saving Divine Item in his bag.

At this time, Li Erfaan didn't have time to think about it. When it was his turn, Little Fatty took out the props without saying anything, and patted his forehead.

In an instant, an oversized blue water polo wrapped Li Erpang and Susu at the same time.

"Wow ka ka ka --"

When Li Erpang saw that he was finally invincible, he raised his middle finger to the guard outside the water polo, and the taunting skill instantly clicked. MAX.

"I'm invincible! What's wrong with invincible? Is it weird to open invincible? Who can't open invincible? Come hit me! Come hit me! Come here! But it's grandchildren. !"

"..."

...

"Please be ready to upgrade."

Yi Lin is not in a hurry Take out [Forgiveness of the Benevolent] and photographed myself.

……

[The Forgiveness of the Benevolent]

[Rareness]S

[Effect] After the target is used, it is 5 During the round, the damage taken is reduced by 99%. Used in the map for 10 minutes.

[Explanation] Killing is far easier than forgiving.

...

In an instant, Yi Lin had an extra Buff on his body.

A mediocre damage reduction item.

At this moment, Wang Heavenly Emperor wagging his tail without the slightest hesitation, like a helicopter, quickly flew to Yi Lin's feet, squatting and refusing to walk.

Yi Lin glanced down at the dog at his feet, and the dog quickly squeezed out a standard licking dog smile, for fear that Yi Lin did not understand the deep meaning of his smile.

"Do you want me to help you stop the damage?"

"woof~"

The dog raised his claw towards Yi Lin .

It seems to be saying: You look at dogs really!

Speaking of how dignified a dog makes such a gesture!

"en?"

Li Changge suddenly noticed something wrong.

It shouldn’t be!

Should be blasted down long ago!

Li Changge lifts the head, but saw a strange scene.

The techniques that emerged in the sky one by one, unexpectedly cracked and kept shaking, seeming to collapse at any time.

"Did you know?"

Yi Lin gave Li Changge's puzzled look all over his eyes, laughed, slowly said: "There was a dedicated old driver who was always right I said, "must believe in science."

"You only know how to use NPC's ability to activate their spells, but you don't understand the scientific principles behind these spells."

Li Changge: "???"

Yi Lin smiled and concluded: "Science and technology is the first battle strength."

"I am a In addition to the high-end assassin, he is also a serious engineer!"

bang!

The moment Yi Lin said this remark, in the sky, that one A large array of trembling surgical patterns full of cracks, the light cannon finally condensed. But the light cannon is crooked, like a three-year-old kid peeing and drawing on it, giving people a funny feeling.

But these are these funny-looking light cannons. The rays of light accumulated in the muzzle for a long time, finally, like a shooting star, pouring wildly around all around.

bang! bang! bang! bang! bang!

xiu! xiu! xiu! 咻! call out!

one after another bright radiance, tear the sky apart. Originally aimed at the illusory shadow of the light cannon in the square, it completely lost control and fired frantically at all around.

In a blink of an eye, the entire city was plunged into a sea of ​​fire.

The scene before me is very similar to the day when Port Isitar was destroyed, but the difference is that Li Changge's forces are also under this terrifying artillery fire.

Li Changge was taken aback first, but soon after he reacted, his green eyes fixed on Yi Lin, the two rows of teeth clenched and rattled.

He remembered the action of four people and one dog vandalizing public property in the city last night.

Li Changge originally thought that they were simply creating chaos.

Didn't expect it was already...

"You actually changed the city's surgery?"

Yi Lin Zhang I opened my mouth, I was about to say something.

But he thoughts move, but took a step to the right.

A bright radiance swept over him.

[-243! ]

Yi Lin suddenly popped a number above his head.

Wang Heavenly Emperor at his feet was stunned.

If Yi Lin doesn't stop this time, it is estimated that it will turn into a skewers in place, the kind of savory smell.

Thinking of this, Wang Heavenly Emperor rushed forward, hugged Yi Lin's thigh, and hung it completely on Yi Lin's leg, his smile gradually impudent.

"..."

Hey!

A golden light fell on the top of Yi Lin's head, making her body comfortable.

[Congratulations! ]

[Level up to Lv75! ]

[Get points from God! 】

[Assist in the killing of "Self-Defense Officer of the Seventh Unit of the Guardian·Smog"]

[Get experience...]

[Uranos Holy See Reputation-1000! ]

[Please keep up! ]

[Assist in killing...]

[Uranos Vatican reputation -1000! 】

【Uranos Vatican Prestige-1000! ]

[Current Uranus prestige level: absolutely irreconcilable! ]

[Please keep up the good work. 】

One after another The information is madly swiping in front of Yi Lin's retina.

Yi Lin didn't have time to watch it at all.

Experience is increasing.

The popularity of the Holy See of Uranus is declining.

"ka-cha."

As Li Changge's mood fluctuated, a huge gap suddenly opened in the dark sky in the fantasy scene.

Yi Lin hung a dog on his feet and rose into the air. With a kind smile on his face, Li Changge, who was shining green from far away, made a squeezing gesture with his index finger and thumb.

"I only changed a little bit. Well, a little bit."