I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

"I really don't want to be calamity()"

Return the time to ten seconds ago.

Li Erpang was hit harder than ever.

His fat burning skills have reached an arrow at the end of its flight.

There is no fat power bonus. His power attribute has not broken through the First Layer power lock, and there is no way to cause too much damage to Illidan.

Gouzi assisted in the attack. Classmate Erfaan watched that the HP of the BOSS was about to fall below 30%, and victory was in sight.

But what a boss turned into.

It's changed, taller, stronger and faster.

This is nothing. The most outrageous thing is that after the BOSS transforms, the 30% health bar has begun to recover.

High attack, high defense, high sensitivity, can fly into the sky, have a burning halo, and can recover blood. Who has designed such a shameless BOSS!

In addition to being unable to conceive and give birth to a child, what else can't this BOSS?

Li Erpang screamed in his heart.

He almost had the urge to give up, and he set up his posture in a large font, so that BOSSact wilfully, enjoy you and me.

"Why don't you take a shot, I will be cold!"

"I swear, I will never team up with you again in this life! If you team up again, I will be a dog. It's a dog! No, I won't be a group in my next life!"

Li Erpang roared and summoned the only little energy left to see if he could emptied the last health bar of the BOSS.

In these ten seconds, Li Erpang's heart struggle was extremely complicated, like a vigorous and tragic poem.

But suddenly.

Li Erpang just took a sip, and when he was about to kill him, a white light flew towards him suddenly.

His first reaction was...hidden weapon!

This BOSS doesn't talk about martial arts!

They are all metamorphosed into this egg-like shape, and lost their hidden weapon?

Do you want BOSS's face any more?

In an instant, Li Erpang squinted his eyes in midair for a moment.

It does not seem to be a hidden weapon.

He is familiar with this rays of light.

After the prop card is crushed, I want to refuse and welcome the light when it is about to be activated.

"Ah this?"

rays of light divided into two.

They were submerged into Li Erpang and Wang Heavenly Emperor.

Wang Heavenly Emperor is a dog alone, already panting heavily, almost dying.

This time, the dog dared to slap his chest and yelled loudly. He definitely didn't paddle, and he worked hard like never before.

The BOSS is too grass-tolerant.

The prop card rays of light that emerged from nowhere, when it merged into the body of a fat and a dog, Li Erpang and Wang Heavenly Emperor suddenly showed strange prompts before their eyes.

【You are about to merge with the "Wang Heavenly Emperor". ]

――【You are about to merge with "Li Er Fat".

[Please prepare mentally. 】

Fuck?

Integration?

Why didn’t I know this was the case?

Wait!

Li Erpang and Wang Heavenly Emperor, one fat and one dog, showed a dazed and shocked expression when they saw the "warm tips" of the tower.

Wait!

Wait a minute.

Huh?

Ah!

"Ah--"

"Wang--"

In the dark.

Yi Lin gave a long sigh, feeling a little regretful in his heart.

Another hole card prop was also used up like this.

Now we must give full play to the battle strength of teammates. For the sake of safety, this is the option with the least loss.

Fuse! Fat dog!

……

[Integration must be successful card]

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Under the influence of the mysterious power of the [Integration Must-Success Card], Li Erpang and Dogzi looked serious and flew to one side, separated by a few meters, standing on the same side. Horizontal line.

Gouzi and Wang Heavenly Emperor roared loudly at the same time:

"Rong---He--"

"Wang--Woo--"

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When uttering the word "fusion" neatly, one person and one dog's mind, like enlightenment, gave birth to a mysterious and incomprehensible clear comprehension. A mysterious terrifying fusion technology,

with the power of "props", directly infused into the minds of Li Erpang and Wang Heavenly Emperor.

At this moment, they seem to be possessed by Gou Kong and the proud Saiyan Prince; at this moment, their fusion technology, like thousands hammers, hundred refinements, has experienced wind and frost; at this moment, no one is better than Li Er Fat and Wang Heavenly Emperor are a person and a dog, and they know how to merge!

No one knows integration better than them!

At the same time, their movements reached an amazing synchronization.

Gouzi and Wang Heavenly Emperor, their legs are placed in exaggerated "Outer Eight" posture.

The hands of one person and one dog, raised high, stroked a half arc from the outside to the inside, and approached quickly with small steps.

Even Fatty’s severely injured arm fell down, under the influence of mysterious power, it seemed as if it was playing well, ka ka ka heard the crisp sound of fracture, and forcibly lifted it up just for Complete this historic fusion action.

"Fusion!"

Li Erpang's height belongs to the shortness of humans, and the height of Wang Heavenly Emperor belongs to the tallness of dogs. At the end of the fusion movement, the breathing, heartbeat, and all frequencies of the two were merged into one. The fingertips of Li Erpang and Wang Heavenly Emperor were lightly tapped together between one person and one dog.

It was too late, but in fact, all of this happened in the blink of an eye. When one person and one dog merged, Illidan unexpectedly stopped the offensive at hand, slightly opened his mouth, and turned his blindfolded head to their direction. He froze in place without any movement, as if he had been killed by Li Erpang and Wang Heavenly. The Emperor's bold and unrestrained behavior was suppressed.

The rays of light flashed, and the silhouettes of Li Erpang and Wang Heavenly Emperor disappeared in the dazzling rays of light.

A man with a height of 1.8 meters and a perfect body, slowly walked into the air from the end of the rays of light.

The dazzling white brilliance, not yet completely dissipated, a magnetic voice, five points like fat, five points like a dog, sneered and said slowly to the stunned Illidan:

"Are you asking who I am?"

Ilidan was taken aback.

I, I, I didn't ask!

"I am neither Li Erpang,"

"I am also not Wang Heavenly Emperor, Wang Wu,"

"I am the one who wants to defeat you !"

"If you insist on giving me a name,"

"I am the strongest fusion warrior......Fat Heavenly Emperor!"

Fat Heavenly Emperor smiled, the rays of light disappeared, he slowly opened his eyes, and those eyes with vertical pupils were full of an emotion called self-confidence. Above the neck of the perfect golden figure, there is a dog's head with a pointed mouth.

Behind the kobold's fat Heavenly Emperor's ass, a long snow-white dog's tail swings slowly.

On the body surface of the fat Heavenly Emperor, there is still a thin layer of white hair. But this layer of hair does not look ugly, but it adds a bit of wild flavor to the fat Heavenly Emperor.

Too, too, too, too grassy!

Although this kobold looks handsome. But Yi Lin hiding in the dark was almost choked by his saliva when the strongest fusion warrior appeared on the stage.

This style of painting is really...too indescribable.

"So thoroughly integrated? Listening to the tone of the'Fat Heavenly Emperor', it seems that I am not ashamed of the posture after the fusion, but there is a smell of waves in my tone. Could it be that the personality is also thorough Fusion? If you claim to be a fat Heavenly Emperor... it should be a brand new personality."

Yi Lin originally felt sorry for the loss of a rare item, but when he saw "the strongest fusion warrior fat Heavenly Emperor" "After debuting, I didn't feel that pity anymore. On the contrary, I was a little grateful that I didn't use this item on my body.

If I couldn’t think of fusing with Gouzi just now...

How about Heavenly Emperor?

Yi Heavenly Dog?

"hmph!"

In an instant, Illidan focused all his attention on the fat Heavenly Emperor's body, with a cold face, like a big enemy.

After coldly snorted, Illidan turned into Fiend Form, pushing his palms flat, a black light ball with a tail of fireworks blasted towards the fat Heavenly Emperor.

"This is it?"

The fat Heavenly Emperor laughed heartily, took a step forward, and slapped Illidan's Fiend Form's chaotic attack with a palm.

The power of the devil he was proud of was slapped off by the kobold in front of him, and the corner of Illidan's mouth twitched.

"no! This is impossible!"

"ha ha ha!" The fat Heavenly Emperor arrogantly embraced his hands and raised his head and laughed: "You don't know anything about power!"

Yi Lin can't stand it anymore.

This fusion personality has completely engraved the word "wave" on the dog's head, so anyone who is not blind can see it.

Yi Lin stopped hesitating, and took out another card from the storage space.

――【Plain Banana Skin】.

This is the heirloom that accompanied Yi Lin through countless crises. Yi Lin hesitated for a moment, but still crushed the card and threw the banana peel at Illidan's feet.

Ilidan wanted to fly into the sky, and a wave of high-altitude bombing would kill this hateful and arrogant kobold.

It can also see that the kobold who appeared suddenly is powerful, but obviously there is a shortcoming that... can't fly.

Since you can't fly, there is nothing to be afraid of.

But when Illidan was about to fly, he just saw a crumpled banana peel lying on the ground beside his feet.

"en?"

Ilidan stepped on it subconsciously.

……

"Give me the ring!"

After Illidan fell directly on all fours and couldn't fly at all, he hid Yi Lin, who had been secretly controlling the situation for a long time, finally emerged from the shadow. The moment he came out, the shadow-breaking blow was still brewing, and he loudly said to the fat Heavenly Emperor.

Although the fat Heavenly Emperor is a brand-new personality that is a fusion of one person and one dog, the memory is still there. The fat Heavenly Emperor is coldly snorted with disdain, but still obediently put the [Concentric Fraudster Ring] on his finger towards Yi Lin lost it.

In the expression, it seems that he is full of disdain for the foreign object of "equipment".

He, the fat Heavenly Emperor, but the strongest fusion warrior, doesn’t need this kind of equipment at all!

Yi Lin decisively put on the ring.

At the moment when the two [Rings of Concentric Fraudsters] are equipped on the body at the same time, the probability of "real damage" equipped with equipment is directly piled up to 100%.

There is no longer a probability at all!

As long as the probability piles up to 100%, all the probabilities are floating clouds!

At this moment, all attacks made by Yi Lin will have a "real damage" effect!

"Fat Heavenly Emperor, hold on to the waves, and do your best!"

A blow to the shadow!

The strange attack instantly tore off Illidan's wings, exposing the forest green skeleton. Although the fat Heavenly Emperor was disdainful on his face, that arrogant person seemed to have Li Erpang's original wretched genes. I saw the fat Heavenly Emperor maintaining a disdainful sneer, but greeted Illidan's vitals with his fists and feet.

"You, you, you--"

"No--"

"no!!!!"

Yi Lin He didn't show any mercy when he started, and his hands dagger danced with dizzying afterimages. Every knife left a deep visible scar on Illidan's body, and green blood sprayed both of them. The burst output in just a moment caused Illidan's HP in a demon state to plummet.

Ilidan stood up angrily...

Yi Lin expressionlessly threw another banana peel at Illidan's feet--

pa! pa ! pa! pa! pa! pa! pa!

"Ah! Ah? Ah! Oh! Oh! Ah--"

Several seconds later.

Ilidan's HP is completely emptied. In the end, the BOSS didn't even have a chance to say the complete line, so Yi Lin and a proud kobold emptied the blood bar alive and walked very peacefully.

【Get the "Degree of the Six Evils"! 】

……

"It's used up."

As the effect of the last time [Plain Banana Skin] came out, the card completely disappeared in Yi In Lin's storage space.

When Yi Lin obtained this item card, he had 10 full reps. In the crises, Yi Lin pulling strongly against a crazy tide, just and honorable, got rid of a lot of old yin beeps, which can be described as a lot of achievements. In the future, if you want to get such a useful turn-over props again, I don't know that it is a matter of the year of the monkey.

But I regret to return to regret, the item card is just for use. Although Li Erpang and Wang Heavenly Emperor merged into a powerful fusion warrior "Fat Heavenly Emperor", the wave-like character was a bit more uncertain. In order to kill Illidan safely and safely, Yi Lin only Can choose this way.

"There is one more!"

After the fat Heavenly Emperor hammered Illidan to death, Illidan's body had not turned into ashes and disappeared. He had already hugged him on the spot. Standing proudly among the ruins of civilization, with both arms, pretended to be forced. Upon seeing this, Yi Lin quickly reminded the fat Heavenly Emperor that there was a six evil generals on the other side.

The Burning Legion miscellaneous soldier, who was defeated by straddling the two worlds of the clouds, was dragged into the air by Ning You and Xiao Chuer together.

Ning You used the only remaining spirit energy value to continuously create mini concrete walls, disrupting the formation of burning Legion. Although Xiao Chu'er was seriously injured, apostle's life was extremely tough. As long as his HP had not returned to zero, he would have the power to fight. I saw Xiao Chuer swaying in the air flexibly with the silk spit out from behind her ass. Although the damage was not high, she actually completed the harassment task.

Yi Lin glanced at it from a distance, and then roughly understood the current situation, and secretly gave a thumbs up to the two hard-working teammates.

Sure enough, in the trial, if there is no sufficient reason between the apostles, there is actually no need to kill each other. After all, in most trials, the law of the number of people is still followed.

Unless, the immediate benefits are so great that they have to kill each other.

The longer the apostle lives, the less likely it is to make enemies in the trial.

Just use Yi Lin as an example.

Yi Lin experienced this time after "rebirth". Those who were able to walk out of the inner world with Yi Lin became friends. Even if the relationship isn't too good, you can still drag it out for a picnic when something happens.

Those who are not friends die in the "inner world".

Make enemies?

Impossible.

When the fat Heavenly Emperor dangled the furry dog's tail, stride proudly ahead, and walked like a martyr to another battlefield, the nightmare and the shadow of Evil God were fighting fiercely.

The armor plates on the two mechas were unloaded in a mess.

Night Dire looked extremely miserable. The two wheels behind his shoulders were completely removed. I don't know where they were dropped. The head was also knocked off, leaving only half of the head.

But even if it’s disassembled like this, Night Dire is still riding tenaciously on the opponent, shouting "Who let you hurt that girl", and punching Evil like Saburo desperately. The violent hammer on the armor plate of the shadow of God.

Yi Lin glanced at the blood bar on the top of the shadow of Evil God, and then secretly relieved.

After the appearance of Summon Nightmare, coupled with the alternate use of [Shadow Killing], his current spirit energy value is only a half.

If [Evil God Shadow] is still lively dragon and animated tiger, maybe it really can only rely on the fusion of the warrior fat Heavenly Emperor to wipe out the remaining HP of the BOSS.

Yi Lin knows in his heart that the fusion of the warrior fat Heavenly Emperor, the imposing manner is extraordinary, and it is full, but the fusion effect is at most "1+12", not "1+1100". Outrageous. After all, the [Mixed Must-Success Card] is just a rare item.

There is an upper limit for the formidable power of rare-level items.

With the upper limit of Wang Heavenly Emperor and Li Erpang placed there, Yi Lin knows the upper limit of the strength of the fat Heavenly Emperor.

"Let go of that BOSS!...Let me come! Wang Wu!"

Fat Heavenly Emperor has a look at [Evil God's Shadow] has been taken apart into bits and pieces, blood bars It was almost down, and he was impatient at the moment, and he didn't pretend to be forced, so he directly raised his palms and killed him.

I’m afraid I’m going to be too late, the BOSS won’t be able to kill it!

As soon as I got excited, a melodious wolf howl from the handsome dog's head of the fat Heavenly Emperor attracted the attention of Ning You, who was 100 meters away, and Xiao Chuer, who was dangling spider silk with in midair. come over.

"Where did the kobold come from!"

Ning looked pale, shaking all over, and Jumen shrank. He thought that from somewhere, a new BOSS appeared.

Xiao Chuer subconsciously has the same idea as Ning You.

But looking at it, there is something wrong.

Why does that dog's head look more and more familiar?

"Fucking?"

Xiao Chuer looked more carefully, her butt spinning became stiff, and the spinning suddenly stopped. She almost fell from in midair.

With the addition of the fusion warrior kobold fat Heavenly Emperor, the shadow of Evil God made the unwilling sound of "didi" getting on the car. One after another live ammunition cannons and laser cannons did not explode like money, and one after another hole was torn out in the armor plate of Night Dire. The laser cannon directly pierced the chest of the fat Heavenly Emperor.

But the fat Heavenly Emperor was like a male dog in heat, as if he could not feel any pain, gritting his teeth, and outputting wildly.

In the end, there is only one BOSS. After Yi Lin fully weighs the risks and benefits, he emerges from the shadows, a "shadow blow" combined with "Slaughter Skill" to greet everyone in the shadow of Evil God. Weaknesses.

The shadow of Evil God is plain, that is, a mecha, and its body structure is similar to that of Night Dire. In the Academy of Engineers, when Yi Lin constructs various techniques on Dire, he disassembles Dire to play. He is very familiar with this kind of mechanical mechanism. In just a few breaths, the two arms of the shadow of Evil God, Forcibly was unloaded with two big wrenches that Yi Lin used "Blood Jasmine" to pinch down. It was very miserable.

There is no card face that BOSS should have.

Blood Jasmine, hehe.

Yi Lin was sighing in his heart while dancing the scarlet wrench. No wonder "Blood Jasmine" is displayed as the name of "question mark" in the game world. It's not that the game world cannot read the attributes of Blood Jasmine, but... he himself forgot the real name of "Blood Jasmine".

Blood Jasmine turned into this posture, this kind of kneading freely shape, after Yi Lin has completely restored his memory, he always feels that something is wrong.

"..."

Night Dire is worthy of a competent car, two Iron Fist clinging tightly to the ejector on the legs of the shadow of Evil God, preventing it from flying . And under the crazy output of Yi Lin and the fusion warrior fat Heavenly Emperor, the oil of Evil God's shadow gushes, the armor falls wildly, and the HP drops wildly.

In the ruins of civilization with part of the game World Rule, any monster, as long as the health bar is displayed, Yi Lin can find a way to kill.

When the blood volume was close to 30%, the fat Heavenly Emperor and Yi Lin had long experience, and they became vigilant in their hearts. Beware of [Evil God Shadow] and [Six Evil Generals·Betrayer·Ilidan], forming a second stage transformation.

What Yi Lin and the fat Heavenly Emperor expected was that after a few minutes of crazy output, as the fat Heavenly Emperor punched the shadow of Evil God’s chest, that one was almost removed. The mecha on the torso uttered a mechanical scream, trembled a few times, and stopped moving.

HP...empty!

BOOM!

The chest of the shadow of Evil God slammed into the ground, and thick black smoke came out.

Dead!

【Get the "Degree of the Six Evils"! ]

With the scrapping of [Six Evil Generals·Evil God Shadow], the last key item was picked up by Yi Lin.

"hmph, impossible to withstand a single blow."

The fat Heavenly Emperor first sat on the ground with a butt, but quickly bounced up again, keeping his arms around him, his back stiff The perfect posture stands proudly under this dark sky.

Finally... it's over!

With the death of the last BOSS, the burning Legion in the sky fled one after another. They all flew away in embarrassment in the direction they came. Some monsters completely turned into streamers in midair and dissipated invisible, and some gradually flew away until only a black dot remained.

"This kobold is..."

Ning You clutched his sunken chest, complexion pale, cautiously approaching.

"Friends, friendly forces."

Yi Lin waved his hand, too lazy to explain.

Xiao Chuer fell from in midair, this hand was holding her lower abdomen. Her tight-fitting clothing that highlights her figure has many tiny holes, revealing white and red tender flesh. This is also the reason why Xiao Chu'er doesn't like using the skill [Thorn Rose]...it's too much clothes.

Fortunately, none of the key parts were exposed, and it was still harmonious, so Xiao Chuer walked openly without any twisting.

Xiao Chuer looked towards the Heavenly Emperor Kobold fat, and she just stopped talking.

"Should he be...fatty and dog...?"

As Xiao Chuer said, she couldn't take care of her hands covering her lower abdomen. Wrong with each other, sometimes XO, sometimes XX, sometimes OO, with weird expressions.

She really didn't know what words and gestures to use to describe the absurd guess in her heart.

Seeing that his teammates were very curious about the origins of the kobolds, Yi Lin reluctantly explained: "He is a fusion of my pet dog and Li Erpang. I used a rare item."

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"It turned out to be the effect of props!"

Xiao Chuer suddenly realized.

"Fusion???"

Ning Youqu didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

The fat Heavenly Emperor has absolutely no consciousness of sculpting ghosts and animals, coldly smiled: "I am neither Li Erpang nor Wang Heavenly Emperor Wang Wu, I am the strongest fusion warrior, fat Heavenly Emperor!"

Ning right: "..."

Xiao Chuer: "..."

Yi Lin: "..."

I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air.

This fat Heavenly Emperor is really a fusion of arrogant dog and wretched fat!

Well deservedly the strongest!

The friends all ignored the fat Heavenly Emperor who was holding up the shelf.

After Yi Lin explained, the style of the fat Heavenly Emperor became as it should be by rights again.

Suddenly.

Just now.

After the last six evil generals officially disappeared from the world.

A gloomy line of sight fell behind several people.

In an instant, including Yi Lin, they couldn't help but shiver and shivered.

That kind of feeling, it's like someone behind suddenly uses soft hair, lightly scratching the back of the ears, neck, back, soft flesh... It sounds like has several points of charming, but it's actually in this way In the atmosphere, this sudden feeling of scratching the back will only give people a sense of horror, but will not make people think about it.

"Oh wu~"

The fat Heavenly Emperor suddenly let out a groan.

"..."

Yi Lin's pupils shrank sharply and looked back.

I saw that floating in the distance, that piece of shadow that was as large as the shadow that obscured Heaven and Earth, in the middle, a horizontal fissure, slowly opened, scarlet ominous gleam, from Poured out in the crevice.

It's...Evil God!

After several people killed the six evil generals one after another, the Evil God, who served as the background of the battle, seemed to come alive and finally changed.

"That's a huge eyeball."

Except for the warrior fat Heavenly Emperor, the fusion of arrogant and despotic nerves, the three of Yi Lin saw the shadow slowly opening When I opened the terrifying single eye, I felt cold in my hands and feet.

Terrorism, chaos, evil, killing, destruction...

The single eye has not fully opened yet, and all kinds of strong negative emotions surfaced in the hearts of the three Yi Lin, for an instant. The bloodshot eyes filled the whites of the three people's eyes, and endless bloodthirsty desires burst into their hearts.

"Quick!"

Ning You trembling all over, urged.

Xiao Chuer clamped her legs, her pretty face was damp, and she looked very painful and anxious.

Yi Lin lowered his head and said nothing, and took out the six awl-shaped [Evil God Agreement].

After the six awls appeared in Yi Lin's hands, they slowly floated in front of Yi Lin, and regrouped strangely, turning into a dark hexagram shape.

When the black six-pointed star appears.

This world ---

At the moment when the huge eyeballs and eyelids were slightly opened, this barren world was silent and completely frozen.