I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

"I really don't want to be calamity()"

The next day.

Sunday, three poles.

When Yi Lin got up to wash, Old Xu walked out of the bedroom with two dark circles and a messy chicken coop. The ghost knew what happened to him last night.

"Absolutely didn't expect, I, who drank all over Qingcheng Invincible, actually gave you brat to get on the ground."

Old Xu is very impressed, and the years are not forgiving. what.

I think he was able to fight until dawn.

Xu Jingjing came out of the room with a cold face.

The rebellious girl has a dark face, and a acne grows on her moist lips overnight, which seems to be a little angry.

When Xu Jingan walked in front of Yi Lin, he lowered his head and squeezed a sentence from between his teeth: "Lin...Lin brother!"

"Fuck?" Xu Zhiyong All of a sudden, he woke up, his eyes widened and his face was dumbfounded.

Old Xu is very clear about his daughter's character.

At this moment, Xu Zhiyong seemed to have changed a daughter.

What happened during this long night?

Why did my rebellious daughter switch her sex at once, as if she had been trained?

"Good."

Yi Lin squinted and smiled back.

"Huh, this?"

After Xu Jingjing said hello, he went to the bathroom with his head bored to wash up. He walked quickly, and he wished to take two steps and do one step. .

Xu Zhiyong is still in a daze.

"I should go now, Aunt's dishes are so delicious, I hope I will have a chance to taste Aunt's craftsmanship in the future."

"Hey, it’s okay, come often, often Come."

Xu Zhiyong pulled Yi Lin to the door, and while his wife didn't kill him, he secretly lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, and was full of ecstasy.

"By the way, there hasn't been any major event recently, right?"

Xu Zhiyong asked quietly.

Yi Lin was hearing this and laughed blankly: "Don't worry, it's very peaceful here."

"That's good, that's good."

Retirement, but Xu Zhiyong's dream, nothing happens is the greatest good thing.

The Qingcheng Police Station was nailed to the shame board of the police for several months, but Xu Zhiyong has been busy for a long time.

Chatted for a while at the door.

Xu Zhiyong sees that Yi Lin also plans to leave.

There is no blocking.

He knows that Yi Lin's identity is extraordinary. When he gets busy, it means that a major event is about to happen.

"What are your plans next?"

"Nothing special." Yi Lin looked towards the front, in the courtyard of the community, people coming, people going.

The plain scene made Yi Lin stare slightly, laughed, and said: "While there is still time, I want to know more about this'world'."

"Travel?"

"Oh, it's true, I walked around before."

"That's pretty good!" Xu Zhiyong was smoking a cigarette.

"That's right," Yi Lin thought of something, and casually mentioned: "Today I plan to go to Haiting City. A friend was injured and went to visit."

Xu Zhiyong's eye sockets spit out: "Injured? Is it serious?"

"Whether the injury is serious or not, it depends on how the interview is going." Yi Lin shook his head and said meaningfully: "You can't die anyway."

Xu Zhiyong: "?"

It sounds like there is something wrong with the logic?

What kind of injury depends on how you met?

Yi Lin finished saying goodbye and walked downstairs.

At the end.

Yi Lin suddenly remembered something, and turned around and said to Xu Zhiyong:

"You have a good daughter."

Xu Zhiyong: "? ??"

……

……

"Xiaoxi."

Yi Lin left Qingcheng.

He kept thinking about the name in his head.

If every chance encounter is not a chance encounter.

Then there must be a reason for her appearance.

Assuming that the world where Yi Lin lives really resembles a "god", the only thing Yi Lin can think of at the moment is that one with a braid in horns and always encounters him in various ways little girl.

This time I returned to Qingcheng, it was not completely unprofitable.

At the very least, Yi Lin has determined such a thing.

While contemplating, Yi Lin took the "ground net" to Haiting City.

Walking out of the ground network exit, Haiting City is mid-air, Li Changge's various advertisements of sorrows instantly confuse Yi Lin's face.

"Where is it?"

Yi Lin contacted Li Changge in a kind tone.

"Ouch! Why are you looking for me anytime, boss? Isn't there something good to count me?"

Li Changge almost answered in seconds.

"Meet me?"

"Ou Biao! Wait a minute, I'm making an international blockbuster! I'll ask the crew for a leave, you guys, wait for me for a while !"

Li Changge seems to have made up his mind to hug Yi Lin's thick thighs, and after a word, he pushed his work away, and arrived in front of Yi Lin half an hour later.

"Walk around! I will take you to have a meal and pick up the dust!"

Li Changge is also a public figure after all, wearing a mask and hat, sneaking up Walk outside with Yi Lin.

"No hurry, isn't it still time to eat? Go to your house and sit down."

Yi Lin looked at Li Changge with a smile.

Li Changge walked ahead. Somehow, although Yi Lin smiled kindly, Li Changge always felt that his back was chilly, like an invisible knife was scraping.

But he didn't think much, and took Yi Lin to his small villa.

"What rank are you now?"

"It's almost the third rank!" Li Changge did not hide his apostle rank.

"Yes, after Guiwu Mountain, you have had several trials, right?"

"Hehehe, this, who doesn't know that Li Changge is awesome! "

"Shall we practice?"

Yi Lin took a sip of black tea and then laughed happily.

"Huh?"

Li Changge sprang up in an instant, stared wide-eyed.

……

In a few minutes.

In the basement of Li Changge villa.

Yi Lin looked around, looked around, said with a smile: "You have fixed it."

Remember the last time Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu got married here , But almost demolished the basement, which is very slapstick.

"No, it cost almost 100,000 yuan."

Although Li Changge is not bad for this small amount of money, it still hurts to mention it.

"Come on."

No nonsense.

There is no opening remarks either.

Yi Lin flipped through the storage space and took out an ancient blade that seemed nothing special.

――Xiao Shisan brand ancient blade.

Blood Jasmine turned into a drop of blood and was integrated into the body by Yi Lin, and then fused into a part of the [bloodline]. At this moment, Yi Lin does not have any weapons to take advantage of.

This Xiao Shisan brand ancient blade, which Yi Lin usually used to pry doors, plow soil, and knock on windows, was also easy, so he took it out immediately.

In addition, in Netherworld River junior high school, Yi Lin followed Zhi Tianwu all the way, and secretly learned a lot of forceful techniques, which is not a pure Blade Technique rookie.

The moment Yi Lin put the knife across his waist.

Even if the knife is not out of its sheath.

Li Changge instantly eyes shrank.

He felt that the atmosphere seemed a bit wrong.

"Big brother, you don't want to..." After all, Li Changge came from a professional class, so he carefully considered his lines: "Because of some misunderstandings, I am not pleasing to my eyes and want to take the opportunity to give me a meal, right?"

"How can I do it?" Yi Lin took a step behind his left leg, holding his right hand imaginarily around his waist, his posture was already set, his eyes were emptied, and his smile was more kind: "I haven't seen it for a long time, I really miss it. Find someone If you have a chance, please practice."

"Teme is still rhyming!"

Li Changge was crazy in his heart. When he wanted to say something, Yi Lin was already The countdown begins:

"Ten."

"Nine."

Sisi killing intent vented from the corner of the mouth.

"Eight."

Li Changge's expression changes.

After taking a deep breath, he quickly took out two cards from the storage space and crushed them at the same time.

A set of pitch-black Battle Armor, ka ka ka mellowly decomposed, was worn by Li Changge in exaggerated special effects.

Suddenly Li Changge wrapped himself in the shape of a tortoise shell, which looked very grass-tolerant.

"Oh? Bat battle clothes. Six."

Yi Lin laughed, after counting a number, looking at the wide-bladed long sword in Li Changge's hand, the sword seemed to be Two words were engraved:

――【Eight directions】.

"New equipment, what is it coming from?"

Li Changge smiled bitterly: "The Bafang Invincible Sword. It was the little gift that Sister Su gave last time."

Li Changge didn't say much.

The whole set of equipment is all equipped on the body.

The Bafang Invincible Sword, its capabilities are temporarily unknown.

Yi Lin knows very well that the "bat battle clothes" he lent to Li Changge have a good damage reduction effect and a certain output bonus, which can be called the Epic Grade armor of the supernatural oil level.

In this way, Yi Lin can feel relieved and beat him to death!

When he counted "three", Li Changge gritted his teeth, and actually took the lead in taking the first shot, grabbing the first attack, and smashing Yi Lin with a sword.

Yi Lin's mind-power perception has spread.

The entire basement is within the envelope of Yi Lin's perception.

Even with closed eyes, Yi Lin is in control of Li Changge's every move.

This sword has nothing to do with bells and whistles.

It’s just plain, Happy New Year Sword Art, from top to bottom, take the lead.

Yi Lin pulled out the ancient blade along the way, the tip of the knife came up, and the knife was swung out.

But when Li Changge was within three meters of Yi Lin, his speed suddenly jumped by a level, a step, and at the moment of acceleration, all of a sudden, Yi Lin's eyes were left behind. Shadow, the originally ordinary Sword Art for New Year's greetings also cried out the hu hu wind.

"Huh?"

Yi Lin said softly. When he noticed something was wrong, Yi Lin's knife and Li Changge's sword had already touched each other.

Heavy as a mountain of power came along the ancient blade, Yi Lin felt the fingers numb in an instant, almost knocked out without holding the knife tightly.

"This power..."

Yi Lin's eyes flashed with surprise.

Li Changge's eyes also flashed a hint of shock, but his actions did not stop. After the handover, Li Changge saw that Yi Lin had a tendency to retreat, so he stepped forward and approached Yi Lin's side again. , Yi Jianjian stabbed Yi Lin from various obscene angles.

every sword pointed directly at the key, and it seemed that there was no mercy, as if the two were fighting life and death, not fighting each other.

clang clang clang ――

Li Changge’s every sword and Yi Lin use the ancient blade to block it. With every block, the heavy mountain of power is fed back into the hand, At the tenth sword, the skin of Yi Lin's mouth cracked open, gurgling blood gushing from the crack, and this just blocked Yi Lin's injury.

"so that's how it is."

Yi Lin is not surprised at this time, but the invisible power of thought turns into an invisible hammer with Yi Lin thoughts move, With a muffled bang, he blasted Li Changge out and knocked directly against the wall. After a while, he slid down slowly.

Li Changge felt tight in his chest and almost thought he was going to die. He had not had time to relax. When he was thinking about whether to continue playing or pretending to be cute, Yi Lin's voice came into his ears. .

"From now on, let the world feel pain."

……

……

Ten minutes later.

Yi Lin patted the palm of his hand, sitting on the ground comfortably: "It's cool."

On the other side.

Li Changge was lying on the ground in large font, under the mask, bloody nose and swollen face, two red nosebleeds slid down his cheeks, very embarrassed.

"Big brother, did you say that you didn't deliberately find a reason to deliberately smoke me? Something must have misunderstood Ahhhh!" Li Changge gasped, crying and crying.

"Don't worry, there is really no misunderstanding." Yi Lin said with a serious expression, "It's really because of something that I want to beat you up."

Li Changge: "..."

Yi Lin closed his eyes, and after a moment of silence, he said, "The Eight-Faced Invincible Sword, the effect of adding attributes within eight square meters? Well, probably, under certain conditions. The other party’s rules?" Li Changge was surprised at first, didn’t expect Yi Lin to see through the attribute of this new weapon in just a few minutes, a strange color flashed in his eyes, but quickly said with a smile: "Hehe, the big guy is worthy of being a big guy, this can be seen! The effect of this invincible sword of all directions, as long as the other party's charm value is not higher than mine, I will be better than the other party' "Invincible" is a little bit."

paused, Li Changge added: "It's just the'relative invincibility' on the attribute, which has no effect on long-range attacks and skills."

"Want to know why I suddenly wanted to smoke you?" Yi Lin said suddenly while putting the ancient blade into the storage space.

"Uh..." Saying that I don't want to know, it is naturally false.

But if you want to know, wouldn’t it be a shame for the boss?

Li Changge is struggling again.

Yi Lin has stood up and walked towards the stairs.

While walking, I said three words:

"Rhapsody."

bang!

Those three words, instantly Like a bolt from the blue sky, it fell to Li Changge's ears. Li Changge was dumbfounded, and even the wound on his face didn't seem to hurt so much.

While Li Changge stayed in place, a card floated lightly from upstairs to Li Changge.

"Mekalu pie is delicious, taste it, it can nourish blood. The craftsmanship of Lady Boss is very good."

"???"

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"If I said, I came here to bring you some specialties, would you believe it?"

"……"

……

"Cursed spirit weapon,"

"Invincible sword of all directions,"

"Bat battle clothes."

Yi Lin simple Counting Li Changge's current equipment, he secretly sighed.

"This kid is not badly equipped now. It's no wonder that he can survive trial after trial and he is almost armed to his teeth."

When he walked out of Li Changge's villa.

Yi Lin turned around and saw the two "golden Li Changge" sculptures beside the door, and he wanted to knock them off.

After hesitating for a while, Yi Lin still didn't do it.

The anger received during the trial is also let out, and then knocking out the two sculptures in the sorrow, doesn't it seem that you are stingy?

No need.

Just click until you finish.

Before leaving the villa.

Yi Lin noticed that there are many hidden sights all around, facing Li Changge's door.

In fact, Yi Lin noticed it when he came, but at that time, Yi Lin didn't show any malice from these sights, and he wanted to beat Li Changge out of breath, so he didn't care.

At this time, before leaving for a few seconds, Yi Lin has a moment of recollection.

It's not the camera of the paparazzi!

Yi Lin didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

This is the distress of public figures.

There is no privacy at all.

It's no wonder that Ning You and Xiao Chuer were so surprised when they learned of Li Changge's apostle identity.

Maybe tomorrow, the unscrupulous media will break out an addictive report.

――【Shocked! A young teenager secretly entered Li Changge's private villa and spent ten minutes alone in the villa! ten minutes! ten minutes! It's too fast! ]

A little bit more outrageous, saying that I can’t mix up the hot search for a long time.

When Yi Lin thought of this probability, he quickly lowered his head and walked faster.

In the afternoon, Yi Lin did not wander around and returned to the capital.

When he walked out of the exit of the ground net, Yi Lin noticed a slight vibration of the "death mark" on his chest.

――It's Li Changge.

He seems to have finally tasted the profound meaning of Yi Lin's move, cautiously tentative.

……

Li Changge: I want to go, don’t you want to strike the mountain to shake a tiger, do you want to officially accept me as a little brother?

Yi Lin: ... Is your home a mountain?

Li Changge: No!

Yi Lin: Are you a tiger?

Li Changge: Forget it!

Yi Lin: Get out.

Li Changge: Then...

Yi Lin: Is the Meicaru pie delicious?

Li Changge: Not to mention, it tastes really good! It can actually recover blood! Amazing! Do you have any more, give me ten or eight more acridines!

Yi Lin: You are really addicted to acting.

Li Changge: Oh, who isn't.

……

In the weird conversation, the two ended the chat.

It seems that after this kind of gag-like conversation, Yi Lin beat Li Changge and turned it over.

Li Changge also stopped asking.

Yi Lin will not mention it anymore.

As if nothing happened.

"You planted a seed in that guy's heart, right."

Receive the younger brother?

All the little brothers who had been collected before ran away.

Yi Lin used to be a solo player, at best he can only be regarded as a half-think tank.

When he wanted to take in the younger brother, he realized that this kind of thing is not so simple.

Like in a movie novel, the scene where the tiger's body is shaken, the bastard is released, and the younger brothers kneel down one after another, it is impossible to exist.

The only thing that can truly shock a person and make him acknowledge allegiance from the heart is the mysterious feeling and hard fists.

If you have a hard fist, you can be the boss.

The most complicated thing is the human mind.

People are unpredictable.

Yi Lin squinted, deducing the follow-up plan in his heart, and said nothing.

When I returned to the laboratory, it was already afternoon.

Ling Yiyi has already finished her morning treatment, and she has nothing to do.

"You seem to be a little different."

As soon as Yi Lin approached, Ling Yiyi lifts the head, slightly smiled, and said to Yi Lin.

"Again?" Yi Lin was a little surprised: "You can hear this?"

"Do you know?" Ling Yiyi closed her eyes and gently moved her white palm I covered Yi Lin’s chest, felt Yi Lin’s heartbeat, and whispered:

"Everyone’s emotions are inadvertently reflected in the rhythm of heartbeat, breathing, and pace. Just turn your ears Listen, even if you don’t say a word, I can feel your mood changes."

"I know that your hearing is very good, and didn't expect your hearing to be so good that it is perverted. "

"Who do you think is perverted?" Ling Yiyi squeezed Yi Lin with anger.

"How are the eyes?"

"Hmm..." Ling Yiyi felt for a while, whispered: "I don't know if I don't know if it is an illusion. Recently I I can perceive the light change a little bit."

"What!"

Yi Lin was just asking casually.

But Ling Yiyi's answer made Yi Lin feel emotionally turbulent, and his heartbeat thumped.

Ling Yiyi keenly perceives Yi Lin’s emotions from Yi Lin’s heartbeat, and hurriedly waved his hand: "Don’t, don’t get excited. I don’t know if the treatment is effective, this change It’s just a little bit, the treatment expert said, it may also be the psychological effect of'excessive anticipation' after repeated treatment."

Yi Lin's mood at the moment can only be expressed in four words. describe.

Great ups and downs.

His heartbeat first hit a hundred and two, and then crash-bang fell to 60 times.

Ling Yiyi sees Yi Lin pursing his mouth, silently, and comforted: "It's okay. Actually, I can't see with my eyes. It's not a major event anymore. My hearing is much better than many people. Now."

"Yes, just take it slow."

Yi Lin squeezed out a stiff smile.

In fact, for Ling Yiyi, a woman who has occupied an extremely important position in the past, Yi Lin can't tell how it feels now.

The Ling Yiyi he knows is a woman who silently bandages his wounds in that desperate future, who will never leave him anytime.

In this world, Ling Yiyi did not share the future with Yi Lin. Instead, he has a past that Yi Lin feels extremely strange. It feels like a person suddenly changed. It seemed to be an indelible thorn in Yi Lin's heart, and he didn't know how to face it every time he thought of it.

Ling Yiyi's eyes have also become a thorn in Yi Lin's heart.

If Ling Yiyi's eyes are not cured, this thorn will remain in Yi Lin's heart.

"Xiaoxi."

While struggling, Yi Lin suddenly remembered the name that had lingered in his mind for two days.

If there is another way to heal Ling Yiyi's eyes in this world, only...she.

Find Xiaoxi!

Anyway!

In addition to knowing the truth about the world, Yi Lin has one more reason.

After comforting Ling Yiyi, Yi Lin left alone.

Ling Yiyi listened to the footsteps of Yi Lin leaving, until she could no longer hear her, she sighed, meaningless.

……

"If'Xiaoxi' is really the'god' of this world, she should know everything. She has no reason not to know that I am looking for her."

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"If she can really know the present, the past, and the future, does she know that I come from a completely different hopeless future?"

"Or, all of this is related to Is she concerned?"

Although Yi Lin made up his mind, how to implement it specifically made Yi Lin a headache.

Every time I met Xiaoxi, I was in a turbulent crowd.

Every time, she is looking for mother.

Wait.

Looking for mother?

……

"Oral! Are you here?"

Yi Lin contacted Oral as quickly as possible.

Congratulations, this child is still alive.

"Don't make trouble, go to class!"

"Do you still use class? I have something to find you."

"I'm still a child, OK! Don't, You must be fine with me!"

"Who said that?"

"Uncle Zhao said it!"

"..., don't kill him . I heard that real talented geniuses rely on self-study. Besides, you still need to listen to teachers because of your talent? Can you teach him?"

"It seems...somewhat It makes sense! But I’m in class, how can I take time off?"

"You said that your stomach hurts, is it difficult to call 120?"

"Ou Biao! The genius Oulele , Will be here soon!"

……

After contacting Oralle through the apostle communication, Yi Lin came to the designated place.

That is the square where I saw Xiaoxi for the last time.

Yi Lin has gradually accumulated rich experience in how to fool a child with strong self-esteem.

In half an hour.

Olele trot all the way licking lollipops, carrying the familiar mushroom head, carrying a small non-mainstream schoolbag.

"How did you sneak out?"

"120!" Oral said as it should be by rights.

"What about the ambulance?"

"Hi, it's not simple." Oral stretched out a small slap, Nse smiled: "Before getting in the car, I took The ambulance went black and smoke was coming from the bottom of the car. I sneaked away while they were brow beaded with sweat. Before I left, I deleted the call log of 120 by the way."

"..." Oral's ability, in the technological society, seems to be able to act wilfully. No wonder the special group will make an exception to recruit Oral to the group when Oral is still in the First Rank. In many cases, his abilities are too convenient to use.

Yi Lin simply said what he wanted.

Ou Lele heard it, and suddenly it exploded: "Damn? That's a mess? Just adjust the monitoring and it's done. This bit of trouble still needs my genius Oral to take action? I thought there was another one. What secret mission you all person can’t handle! I’m so excited."

A few minutes later.

Olele randomly found a port, and got the surveillance video at the time without much effort.

Yi Lin watched the small video on the Oral tablet computer, and said nothing.

The scene of the day is vivid.

In the crowd, Xiaoxi finds mother.

Yi Lin played with Xiaoxi for a while and told a sweet story.

The same as the surveillance video of Qingcheng, Xiaoxi’s face in the video is also coded and it is not clear.

"Huh? This is--"

Olele said it was boring, but when Yi Lin was watching the video seriously, he curiously moved his head together.

At this point, he found something was wrong, and immediately said, wonderingly:

"It's strange, what code is the serious video?"

"Yes Do you want to deal with it?"

"I will try."

Oral grabbed the tablet, flipped his fingers, and used this small computer to get things done.

one minute.

Five minutes.

Ten minutes.

Yi Lin quietly watched the Oral costume push for a full ten minutes, he clicked, and the lollipop that had not yet been melted in his mouth fell to the ground.

"It’s unscientific! This video has no traces of processing at all. This mosaic is not post-processed after the video is recorded. Impossible! Mosaic is not post-processed. What kind of mosaic is called? This is totally unreasonable! Unless--"

Olele is sweating chichi on his forehead, talking to himself. But when he thought of a weird probability, he instantly stood up, his back straightened, and sou sou cold in fright.

"Unless what?"

"Unless, unless, unless..." Oral's lips trembled, and he hesitated for a long time before speaking out his thoughts: "Unless this When the surveillance video was being recorded, the little girl’s face was just such a mosaic..."

At the end, Ou Lele was frightened by the terrifying and supernatural images that his brain had filled in.