I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

Half an hour ago.

Cangyang City.

At 4:30 in the morning.

As Gu Sinan was about to tell her story, the phone rang like a reminder.

In a relatively quiet rainy night, the ringtone of the telephone is so loud that it is hard to ignore.

At the same time, a shock that cannot be ignored came from somewhere underground.

Gu Sinan finally plucked up the courage to tell the story, but was interrupted by the ringing of the phone, but couldn't say it anymore, and fell silent for a moment.

Yi Lin glanced at the caller number.

——Yuan Zhiye.

Along with the vibration of the ground, Yi Lin has not been connected yet, and there is a smell of bad news from this number.

"Beep."

"Leader! No, no, it's not good!"

Yuan Zhiye lost one's head out of fear from the other side of the phone Came.

It was really bad news.

In addition to Yuan Zhiye's voice, the background is also mixed with messy footsteps, screams, bullets... and, when countless leeches spread, the "tweeting" noise.

Yi Lin didn't talk nonsense either. At the moment Zhi Tianwu took the shot, he also put away the flashlight and prepared to fight a group.

Queen Yanluo, in this trial, the equivalent to goalkeeper BOSS exists, and the strength should not be underestimated.

Even if Yi Lin has the recovery ability of the "Bacchus Factor" as a backing, he is not sure that under the terrifying firepower, he will be instantly burned into slag.

When she was in the classroom of Class Two of the third year, Queen Yanlu seemed to have some concerns to avoid burning other precious students, so the temperature was not high.

But at this moment, Yi Lin can see that Queen Yanluo no longer keeps her hands just from the burnt and sticky corpse mountain of Queen Yanluo, and her anger is blazing.

Or is it because of menopause?

Or love?

The ghost knows what happened to Queen Yanluo.

Playing BOSS...no nonsense!

Yi Lin backhanded out frying pan.

right hand Blood Jasmine, frying pan with the left hand, and at the same time turning on Like a Shadow Following the Body, Yi Lin quietly lurks in the darkness.

Although in the face-to-face battle, Like a Shadow Following the Body has little effect.

But with Zhi Tianwu shining a knife like a light bulb, maybe in this case, Queen Yanluo can create a moment of "existence disappearing" as long as she is slightly distracted.

The splendid flames gathered behind Yanluo into wings and stepped into the air.

The terrifying heat wave made this nearly sealed western restaurant sultry like an oven, and the dimly lit room was as bright as day.

pa pa pa ――

All emergency lights burst at the same time under high temperature.

As soon as Zhi Tianwu cut a knife, he was forced back by the raging heat and was unable to step forward again.

And just now.

Yi Lin's face changed slightly.

At this moment, facing the pressure of Queen Yanluo, the long-lost narration in front of Yi Lin appeared again.

【Queen Yanluo feels that she has been betrayed.

【She is very angry. ]

[Queen Yanluo’s weakness is obviously water.

[But you don’t have water. ]

[You know very well that now you, even if you are a few steps closer, will be burned into slag by the angry Queen Yanluo, and there is no other result. ]

[But you, who are keen, suddenly noticed that there seems to be a small door at the end of the corridor of the second layer on the upper right. ]

HP is falling madly.

Yi Lin hides in the dark.

He scanned the narration that suddenly appeared.

Then lifts the head, follow the "tips" and look to the upper right.

Yi Lin: "..."

From this angle, I can see that there is a small door there. It's a hell!

When did you go blind, Mr. Narrator?

The narration continues with each minding their own business.

[You know very well that at this time, if you abandon your companions, you are likely to be able to escape alive. ]

[This is the choice between human nature and life. 】

【You have always upheld, no matter what time, only your own life is the only thing you can't give up. There is no one. ]

[You will--]

[Please choose. ]

[A, I think we should abandon my classmates, let her attract Queen Yanluo’s attention, and then leave quietly...Anyway, we are not familiar at all. 】

【B, I don’t think this is selling off teammates. This is called obeying the last wish of a companion. Obviously, my companion voluntarily stayed here to drag Queen Yanluo in the footsteps, and I will leave quietly. 】

【C, evildoer! When I close my eyes, I can see that you are not a human being! I'm sorry, I'm sorry to bother you, I'm leaving. ]

Yi Lin: "..."

While watching the narration.

Yi Lin has circled the western restaurant and came to the back of Queen Yanluo...ten meters away.

A distance of ten meters away, Yi Lin feels that Queen Yanluo in the center of the fire is like a small sun, radiating light and heat for the cold and silent shipwreck.

Yi Lin finds it strange that at this temperature, how the Little Pi dress of Queen Yanluo barely remains intact, is it because there is some mysterious power blessing it.

Ignoring the narration, Yi Lin lowered his head to think about the probability of escape.

Three seconds later, Yi Lin quickly made a decision and quickly sent a message to Zhi Tianwu.

――“Try to find a way to attract the attention of the boss, I will try to get the boss down. At two o’clock, there is an exit on the second floor, understand? You understand?"

Zhi Tianwu seems to be slightly startled, squinting, barely seeing the silhouette of Queen Yanluo.

The sweaty Zhi Tianwu, slightly nodded, expressed his understanding.

She...understood!

Zhi Tianwu takes a saber back into the sheath.

A saber, the blade reversed, Zhi Tianwu without the slightest hesitation cut the legendary "family spirit weapon" to his wrist.

xiu xiu!

At the moment Zhi Tianwu cut his wrist, a lot of blood spewed out.

A part of the blood was evaporated into blood vapor by the high temperature at the moment it was sprayed out, but there was still a part of the blood that followed the pattern of the knife and flowed upwards, and was completely absorbed by the blade in a blink of an eye. Dry.

After absorbing Zhi Tianwu's blood, the enchanted weapon issued a scarlet dim light.

At the same time, a black shadow appeared silently behind Zhi Tianwu. The shape of the black shadow seemed to be wearing a broken armor. I saw the shadow neither too fast nor too slow spreading his arms and embracing Zhi Tianwu in his arms.

The deep black shadow behind Zhi Tianwu, for a moment, pushed back the flames of Queen Yanluo.

In the flames, Zhi Tianwu stood still and stood proudly like a mountain.

When she lifts the head again, the pupils of her eyes are black and pure, pure and terrifying, without the slightest emotion, like a pool of stagnant water, bottomless.

In her hands, only a saber is left.

A long knife exuding scarlet blood in the evil and black energy!

Is this the "ability" of Zhi Tianwu's spirit weapon?

You still need to drink blood before launching?

Is the owner's blood drinking?

When Zhi Tianwu opened the big move, Queen Yanluo made a soft voice, with a trace of doubt, but there were not too many waves, as if this big move was not too much placed by the boss. In the eyes.

Even so, the taunting effect seems to be sufficient. Queen Yanluo's attention is all attracted by the blackened version of Zhi Tianwu.

Yi Lin immediately didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

You know what a fart!

Time is in a hurry, Yi Lin has no time to say too clearly.

He originally meant to let Zhi Tianwu find a way to deal with it, so that he could lay out a route to escape from the situation in front of him.

But--

Zhi Tianwu directly made a big move.

She knows wool.

Reading comprehension...zero points.

It's just that Yi Lin soon understood.

Perhaps because Queen Yanluo puts too much pressure on Zhi Tianwu from the front, and the terrifying temperature makes Zhi Tianwu unable to achieve the goal of "dealing" without using big moves. .

Zhi Tianwu Daguai is not used to using his brain.

But she seems to have the experience of swinging a knife countless times, and her keen Martial Dao intuition, so that she can directly draw out a huge consumption of spirit weapons in a very short period of time without time to think. Skill.

Behind Zhi Tianwu, after the dark shadow embraced Zhi Tianwu, it turned into a dark air current and wrapped around Zhi Tianwu's side like a flowing armor.

Under the terrifying high temperature, Yi Lin's skin peeled off his whole body, and white smoke of zi zi appeared all over his body. Even the blood flowing in the blood vessels seemed to boil. Chi chi gave Yi Lin Brings a piercing burning pain.

Even if Queen Yanluo didn't move at all, she just stood in place, and the heat radiated from it caused the HP of Yi Lin and Zhi Tianwu to drop crazily.

If Yi Lin does not have the "Bacchus Factor" enhancement, he can restore the blood without being killed by the source of Danger Land. With his mental apostle and physical weakness, he couldn't hide in this airtight hall like a microwave oven without incident until now.

Since entering the western restaurant, only one minute has passed.

But in this one minute, Yi Lin's HP changed like the ebb and flow, up and down, very shocking.

He can even clearly feel an unstoppable exhaustion from the depths of his body... With the stimulus of the Dionysian factor, Yi Lin's physical energy is rapidly depleting.

Yi Lin quickly took out a compressed biscuit, threw the whole piece into his mouth, chewed hard, and used this insignificant action to slightly supplement some of the lapse of physical energy.

And just now...

Queen Yanluo.

Moved.

Just like her title, Queen Yanluo is like the Emperor of Yan who controls everything at this moment, with wings on her back and a smile on her face, floating on the top of the western restaurant, with a burning Little Pi in her hand. Whip, drew towards Zhi Tianwu.

pa!

The scarlet leather whip just drew out its sound, and the sound has not yet dissipated in the future. A faint whip shadow, like a breakthrough, has restricted the space, ignoring the length of the whip. Directly separated by a distance of more than ten meters, he was thrown in front of Zhi Tianwu.

The Little Pi whip doesn’t seem to be that long.

But the whip...still here!

Zhi Tianwu was expressionless, and instead of retreating, he moved forward, raising his hand and slashing towards the whip shadow.

The attribute value of Queen Yanluo is definitely a ceiling-level existence for the current Zhi Tianwu and Yi Lin.

Only from Queen Yanluo’s skillful movements of whiplashing, Yi Lin roughly inferred that Queen Yanluo’s measurements...attribute, far beyond this level of the two, formed the crush Potential.

The moment Zhi Tianwu swung the knife, the knife was silent, but it actually rolled the black qi flow behind him onto the knife. With a layer of armor visible to naked eye, he slashed at Queen Yanluo's Little Pi whip.

Until now.

Yi Lin, who was ready, finally emerged from the shadows, slightly smiled, and suddenly started.

"Uh...slap!"

Slap.

"Oh~~~~"

Queen Yanluo's face turned red in an instant, like a ripe little apple, ready to squeeze out water.

More rosy than flames.

Zhi Tianwu: "...?"

Ten minutes ago.

Canteen.

Yi Lin stared at the dark dish in front of him that was difficult to describe, and said nothing.

Suddenly he regretted a little, and said aloud "Aunt, I want it all!" this option in the cafeteria.

But afterwards, from the satisfying and admiring smile on Aunt's face in the dining hall, it can be inferred that this "I want it all" should be the least likely option for lightning.

But this full plate... how is it?

Yi Lin holds a fork with a calm expression, and looks at one of them, which is full of fillings, with fist sized eyeballs.

It doesn’t look like human eyeballs, but it’s hard to tell which creature’s eyeballs are.

Yi Lin slowly raised his fork and swished it in.

PIA Zi——

The gravy splashes.

Yi Lin spirit strength is not weak.

The needle is also very accurate.

Similarly, Yi Lin is also very accurate in inserting a fork.

This time, it happened to be inserted in the center of the pupil of the unknown monster’s eyeball. I don’t know what cooking technique was used to fill the so-called tendon meat. The moment the gravy splashed, Yi Lin seemed to feel that one. The eyeballs were staring at him with a bitter gaze.

Yi Lin used a fork to stir on the eyeball for a while.

As apostle, he has the consciousness to try to survive in any harsh environment.

But it is obviously not a situation where there is no shortage of ammunition and food. Although he ordered a "grand slam" set meal, this dish of dark dishes that looks very delicious is indeed difficult to swallow.

What should I do?

Yi Lin thought silently.

Finding this situation is quite a dilemma.

As he thought, he made a hole in his huge eyeball.

With the other hand, he dug a spoonful of bone marrow mud from the edge of the plate, and then forcefully stuffed the spoonful of bone marrow mud into the eyeballs, and started to press three circles from the left to the right.

Today's recipe is very weird.

In addition to eyeballs and bone marrow mud, there is also an unknown fried pork on the plate that looks like two pieces of meat.

This kind of fried pork looks the most normal.

But knowing that it is a "dark dish", the more normal the food, the more abnormal it is.

"At this time, there is no multiple-choice question."

"In other words, even if I just leave this gadget and ignore it, I will not be bound by multiple-choice questions."

"But, is it really that simple?"

"Every choice you make will determine your next destiny...?"

Yi Lin chewed this sentence carefully again, which made him feel very critical.

"Is only the choice of multiple-choice questions considered as a choice, or is it...?"

Just when Yi Lin was ravaging the Chinese meal.

A cute-looking girl in a short skirt, looking fifteen or six years old, with a cute expression, moved a little bit to the opposite of Yi Lin.

In fact, Yi Lin had already noticed that while he was stirring the dark dishes, many weird eyes around him fell behind him.

That's why Yi Lin dare not act rashly.

Even if you pretend that your stomach is uncomfortable, or you are staying up until the afternoon for class, or you are pretending to "suffer from an intractable disease of falling asleep when you see food", it’s better than It is much better to abandon this plate of food in full view.

This is an inference drawn by Yi Lin.

Because in those eyes, Yi Lin faintly perceives a... longing.

Yi Lin couldn't tell for a while, whether the reason for those gazes was the Chinese food in front of him or... him.

The girl with short hair sat down eagerly.

Gudong.

The girl swallowed a mouthful of saliva, loudly, and even reverberated in her throat.

Yi Lin has no expression on his face.

PIA Zi.

Yi Lin inserted another eyeball and shook it slowly in front of him a few times.

The girl’s eyes moved up and down, left, right, left and right, with the eyeball on Yi Lin's fork shaking, without blinking.

Yi Lin was silent for a moment. He suddenly remembered something and looked back.

When I arrived directly at the meal window just now, Yi Lin did not have enough freedom because he was in the forced path-finding mode of multiple-choice questions.

So he didn't pay attention either.

The expression of the short-haired girl sitting across from him at the moment reminded him of something.

Obviously it is the same canteen, the same kind of food, why do other people show desire for the dark dishes on his plate?

Unless...the cooking is different.

When Yi Lin looked back.

I found that every mottled wall above the dining window was painted with a kind of red paint and a strange font was written on each.

Yi Lin squinted his eyes and stared, and at this time, the translation from the tower came slowly.

[First grade, one to three classes. ]

[First grade, four to six classes. ]

[The second grade, one to three classes. 】

……

About every three classes, they are assigned to the same place for cooking.

Every student who entered the canteen had no choice after stepping through the entrance, and went straight to his own window.

What makes Yi Lin feel strange is that the other windows are all three classes in a group.

Only the place where he eats, the strange font in that line translates to only one class.

――【Second Class of Three Years】.

so that's how it is.

Sure enough, is this class special?

So the five apostle of them were put into the same class?

The girl with short hair sat across from Yi Lin.

Looking eagerly at the greedy eyeballs.

Get closer.

Get closer and closer.

The delicate red lips opened slightly, as if they wanted to accommodate something.

Yi Lin was thinking about the next countermeasures blankly.

It seems to be afraid of Yi Lin's loneliness, and also seems to be afraid of what Yi Lin should not do.

Narrator, here comes.

[Saya, from Class 5 of the second year, noticed you. ]

[In order to show her sincerity, Saya’s favorability for you increased by 5 points. 】

【She looked at the food on your plate eagerly, leaving envious saliva. ]

[The kind of longing eyes, as if at this moment, no matter what you ask for, she will agree without the slightest hesitation.

[No matter how excessive this request is.

[She even opened her mouth, ready.

【You have a heart of compassion. ]

[However, the food on the plate is also a temptation to you.

[Because you need food.

【Need a lot of food.

[You need food very much. ]

Yi Lin: "Three times?"

[But Saya’s desire also makes you unbearable. ]

[You hesitate for a moment. ]

[You decide--]

[Please choose. 】

【A, Ignore Saya’s desire, swallow the food on the fork in one bite, and deliberately chew it loudly, so that Saya can clearly see the scene of the food disappearing in your mouth.

The choice is beginning to emerge.

Appeared item by item.

But just when the first option just appeared, the second option was about to come out.

Yi Lin burst out with amazing hand speed in an instant. Before [Option B] appeared, he directly stuffed the bloody eyeball on the fork into Saya's mouth.

“wu wu wu ――”

The moment Saya’s mouth was filled, because everything came too suddenly, too unexpectedly, suddenly his eyes widened. The lovable body trembled in place.

But the next second, she closed her eyes contentedly, and did not blame Yi Lin for her sudden behavior. Instead, she stuck out her tongue, opened her mouth vigorously, and chewed the "food" vigorously.

Kazikazikazikazi——

"so that's how it is."

[...]

Yi Lin suddenly smiled.

This is...choice.

After Yi Lin acted faster than the options, the options in front of him were completely stuck.

The next [B] and [C] did not appear again.

Yi Lin suddenly seemed to understand the essence of this trial.

There is no rule, it is the biggest rule.

"No wonder the prompt says,'Everything' is a choice."

"The'everything' mentioned here is not limited to'options'."

"Even the'option' is just a kind of confusion, making people mistakenly believe that you can only act according to the content set on the'option'."

"Then to a certain extent In the above, except for some'compulsory action options', those multiple-choice questions are meaningless at all."

"The focus is not on'options' at all, but on'choices'."

p>

"I don’t know if other people have discovered this? Ha. If someone is really smart and follows the normal multiple-choice routine, thinking that there must be a so-called'correct answer' among the three options, it is estimated that they will be fooled. It's miserable, right?"

Through this trivial matter, Yi Lin inadvertently tore apart part of the truth about this trial.

The narration is completely stuck, and there is no more prompt.

In a blink of an eye, Saya had finished eating his eyeballs, because the food was too embarrassing, and the corners of his mouth overflowed with gravy.

She hesitated for a moment, not knowing what she was worrying about, and with a longing look, she seemed to say "I want more", and then looked at Yi Lin.

Yi Lin thought it was a little funny.

The surrounding students seem to express...envy about what happened to Saya.

There are even more girls coming towards Yi Lin without a trace.

Yi Lin ignored more.

After Saye finished the dark dishes, Yi Lin also showed a reminder before her eyes.

[Because of your generosity, Saya's favorability for you +5. 】

"Do you want more?"

Saya's eyes shined, and his little head is nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

Yi Lin put another spoonful of bone marrow mud into Saya's mouth.

[Because you give generously again, Saya's favorability degree for you +5.

Continue.

[No reason, Saya's favorability to you +5.

Come again.

[You are giving more and more, and Saya's favorability towards you is +8. ]

[You are still going on, Saya's favorability to you +7. ]

[Saya’s heart defense begins to collapse, and Saya’s favorability towards you +5. ]

[Saya has a good feeling for you. ]

[You give tirelessly again, and Saya’s favorability to you +5. 】

【...】

Yi Lin frantically uses a simple plate of food to frantically brush Saya's favorability.

[Saya has a deep admiration for you. ]

Continue to brush.

【Saya knows everything about you. 】

Yi Lin: "..."

When Yi Lin stuffed the last spoonful of bone marrow mud on the plate into Saya’s mouth, Saya’s favorability level has reached " The level of “knowing all but saying nothing”.

Although this so-called rating of favorability, Yi Lin not quite clear, what else will follow, but literally speaking, "knowing all but saying nothing" should be regarded as a very ideal source of intelligence?

Quickly use Saya to wipe out the dark dishes in front of them. Although the other students around were uneasy, the dishes had been emptied, and they had no choice but to leave.

It's just that everyone's eyes look at Yi Lin, which is a little weird.

Yi Lin reacted quickly.

"This behavior of feeding food is'abnormal' to other people? But it shouldn't be an instant collapse because of this incident."

The atmosphere suddenly changed. Something's wrong.

The whip teacher...or the whip queen, the scorch mark drawn from a whip on the ground is still in chi chi with black smoke.

……

Yi Lin's double guns are completely independent.

In other words, the two guns can be loaded with different bullets.

Moreover, there are certain tricks in the filling method.

Although the saved spirit energy value is not too much, in the face of this vast "strange sea", the little spirit energy value saved is very precious.