I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

Allen’s collection of paintings.

The soul painter as always.

But at this moment, this crooked painting has become the key to Yi Lin's break.

At the moment Allen's painting was torn apart, the scene of "Full Moon Night" changed into Heaven and Earth turning upside down again.

A cloud of gray mist covers the sky and obscures the full moon.

The stars in the sky, twinkle and twinkle, through the mist, like the eyes of one after another begin to stir.

Day and night alternate.

Three days have passed.

In the past three days, Yi Lin rode the night dire, galloping all the way.

When you run out of fuel, add some wine to Dire. When you are bored, let Dire talk cold jokes. Maybe you can summon the two mother spirits, praise them, and brush your bond value. Not too lonely.

The dog slumped his head and lay in front of the car, with his pink tongue sticking out between his teeth, and a bird faded out.

In these three days, Yi Lin is not completely unprofitable.

At the very least, he has brushed the bond value of the two mother spirits to "friendly", which is gratifying.

The biggest change is that the two mother spirits, Bai Xiaoyi and Nie Hongxiu, finally no longer put on the stiff face when facing him. Bai Xiaoyi, who has a lively personality, laughs at Yi from time to time. Lin said in a few words that he was so miserable that he ended up drifting in the vast sea of ​​clouds.

Yi Lin is not dissatisfied with the two mother spirits.

Especially after witnessing Li Erpang's unlovable expression.

The situation will not be worse than that of Li Erpang.

Yi Lin took out the communication crystal from time to time to confirm the direction while driving the night dire sailing.

Maybe because there is no signal in the sea of ​​clouds, or because he has left the "Gaia Service Area" at this moment, he cannot contact his missing teammates.

――There is also a possibility that they are all dead.

"Is it really dead, right?"

Thinking of his teammates around him in the past, Yi Lin was still a little sad.

How do you say that such a good person will die?

What a pity.

Yi Lin feels sorry.

Although those teammates have their own harbor ulterior motives, they can also come in handy on some occasions.

Fortunately, the gods treated him well and left him a dog.

"No wonder Homeros said that if you set sail without a sailing pointer, it is almost always dead end."

In fact, Yi Lin still believes that the friends are not so easy to cool off.

Nothing else, just because...Grange Blacksmith.

Although the blacksmith Granger has always acted as a transparent NPC, licking the dog's wool object, and the role of the game commentator in the team, its importance is self-evident. Yi Lin didn't think that the blacksmith Ge Lang, who was the instructor of the sword saint, would easily die under that wave of shelling.

"This'sea of ​​clouds' map is really too big. It's a good game, what can you do to make these blank areas so big? Isn't it good to switch the map directly with a click of "shoo"?"

Yi Lin is quite speechless about this unpleasant game setting. But speechless, speechless, now he is trapped in this game world called "Uranos" and there is no way to complain. Even if you want to feed back some players' ideas to the game company, there is no channel.

Regarding the behavior of the man named "Dige · Augie · Anthony" and what he said, after careful consideration when Yi Lin was bored, he also found many violations.

Why would he bite them like a mad dog?

Everyone is just playing games.

Clearance is the goal.

But his series of actions gave Yi Lin the feeling that he didn't want to clear the level, but tried to prevent a few people from doing the task and upgrading. It's like standing on the opposite side of other players.

Moreover, when the player confronted Yi Lin across the crystal in the Rab sect protecting hall, he was also very concerned about those godlike words that the player said.

"Forget it...it's useless to think too much now."

"The most important thing at the moment is..." Yi Lin sets the nightmare in idle mode and takes it out skillfully Yunhai fishing rod, bait, and thrown away, muttering to himself, "Find the giant Divine Beast first. Also, fill up your stomach."

After a while.

A [Lv9] "multi-stranded floating fish" was caught.

The creatures in the sea of ​​clouds are like balloons, very light, thin, without scales, and very tender.

Yi Lin expertly took out a bottle of "crystal energy vial", washed the multi-stranded floating fish with a potion, peeled it, and squeezed the question mark Divine Sword into the shape of a fruit knife.

Less than one minute, a complete multi-striped floating fish is processed into a "multi-striped floating fish sashimi".

Upon seeing the situation, the dog got energetic and immediately showed a smile like a dog.

"What anxious."

Yi Lin patted Wang Heavenly Emperor's begin to stir claws, and then took out a bunch of bottles and cans from the [Props] , Inside are all special seasonings in Shuangshi Country.

"Sashimi is only delicious with dipping sauce, don't you understand?"

Dog, his smile is even more impudent.

……

……

One day later.

"Master, look, there is light over there!"

Bai Xiaoyi's translucent body, floating on top of Yi Lin's head, suddenly pointed to the distance and said in surprise.

"Yo, you are awesome!"

【Divine Sword'Bai Xiaoyi' bond value +1. 】

"Your eyes are so good! I haven't seen it!"

Yi Lin has already seen the white light in the distance, but words of praise come casually.

【Divine Sword'Bai Xiaoyi' bond value +2. 】

Yi Lin quickly turned his head and looked towards Nie Hongxiu, who was silent on the other side, with a touch of indifference in his peaceful expression.

"You are great too."

There is no fluctuation in Nie Hongxiu's snow-white eyes. She pursed her lips and looked at Yi Lin's smiling face for a moment, then turned her head and whispered Said: "boring."

[Divine Sword'Nie Hongxiu' bond value +2. 】

Alas, the days of filming the flattery of the mother spirit are so unpretentious and boring.

After a daily wave of fetters, Yi Lin began to confirm the direction of the navigation pointer.

Sure enough, the end of the pointer pointed to the light in the distance.

"Divine Beast, the giant of light...light?"

Yi Lin recalled what he said from Homeros about the seven-headed...ah no, the six-headed Divine The setting of Beast is almost certain that the end of rays of light must be Yi Lin's destination-Aurora.

Although in the settings, the giant Divine Beast is moving all the time.

But that's only relative. In the vast sea of ​​clouds, there is no comparison with the reference object. The bright light in Yi Lin's eyes is almost constant. Yi Lin quickened his speed and squeezed the throttle sharply, the night dire was like a black lightning, heading towards the "Aurora Divine Beast" at full speed.

Before landing, Yi Lin inevitably caused some changes, and put the two mother spirits away in advance.

As an elite assassin player, his wealth is not revealed, and he always keeps a low profile. This is a good habit to stay in the game for longer.

Finally, Yi Lin successfully landed.

Here is a small beach.

The hills in the distance are undulating, and there are many unnamed green plants growing on the hills.

The light that Yi Lin saw from a distance came from the other side of the hill. The rays of light were soft but not dazzling.

After drifting on the sea of ​​clouds for a while, Yi Lin stepped on the ground again.

Yi Lin puts away the night dire.

"Oh, my dear master--"

Nightmare seemed to want to say something.

Yi Lin was expressionless, and quickly pressed Night Dire into the rift in the space.

Get out.

This self-proclaimed Cybertron motorcycle rider always gives Yi Lin a weird feeling.

After successfully logging in, Yi Lin took a quick look at the environment all around.

The giant Divine Beast moves all the time. Although Yi Lin cannot feel the movement of the giant Divine Beast when he steps on the sandy ground, the "clouds and waves" that hit the beach from time to time prove this.

There are no monsters all around.

It seems safe.

Yi Lin didn't dare to be careless.

After all, he still doesn't know what the level of the monster lies on the back of this giant Divine Beast.

What if the monsters in this leveling area are all skulls above their heads with invisible levels?

What if the monsters in this leveling area are all invisible?

What if the monsters in this leveling area are all sneak attack players coming out of the sand?

In short, be careful, there is absolutely nothing wrong.

Yi Lin habitually turns on "Like a Shadow Following the Body", pinches the question mark Divine Sword into a usual "double dagger", and walks slowly on the beach.

rustling--

Where Yi Lin walked, he left clear footprints and undetectable footsteps.

The dog did not lose the chain at the critical moment, and silently took out a brand new fighting claw and installed it without barking.

About a hundred meters away, on the edge of the beach, stands a simple small wood house.

On the deserted beach, the hut in the distance is the only building. Yi Lin did not hesitate and moved towards the hut and walked over.

One person and one dog approach slowly, very skilled.

In the game, the attraction of the new map to players is nothing more than unknown maps, unknown tasks, unknown monsters... all of these "unknown" are enough to evoke exploration by every elite player want.

"Eh-"

Just as Yi Lin was about to arrive at the small wood house and explore a new map, the closed door of the small wood house suddenly opened.

A thin old man with a white beard, eyes closed, humming a half-tone song in his mouth, walked out of the house.

Yi Lin's expression is slightly startled, this suddenly appeared NPC, it is not for Yi Lin to enter, nor to retreat.

The white beard old man did not discover the existence of Yi Lin.

――Because he didn't open his eyes at all.

I saw the old man pedal slippers, the lower body was wearing a pair of colorful beach pants, and the upper body was wearing a crumpled black robe, the black robe button was unbuttoned, and his breasts were exposed. On the head of the old man, he also wore a tall and pointed black hat.

This image...

If you ignore the spicy-eyed beach pants, flip-flops, and the two hairy legs, it looks very much like Yi Lin The wizard in "Knowing".

Yi Lin squeezed the knife and walked a few steps closer.

He wants to come closer, take a closer look, and see if this is a boss or an NPC.

Huang name.

Neutral NPC.

【Great Engineer】

【Albus·Percival·Wulfrick·Bu Laien·Dumbledore】

What is this?

This name is a bit too long!

And what the hell is this great engineer?

It doesn’t look like it at all!

Which dog is planning to do it?

Look at the level again...

[Lv:? ? ? 】

One person and one dog glanced at each other. In an instant, Yi Lin seemed to understand the dog's thoughts, and the dog also understood Yi Lin's plan.

Yi Lin and Wang Heavenly Emperor put away their weapons at the same time, and decided with a clear mind to see the situation before making plans.

"This...cough cough, hello, great engineer, I want to ask for directions."

Yi Lin showed a kind smile.

Wang Heavenly Emperor grinned subconsciously, his tongue chuckled out, silently acting as a qualified licking dog.

Before speaking, Yi Lin canceled Like a Shadow Following the Body, so as not to surprise this invisible NPC.

Yi Lin suddenly flashed a strange thought in his mind.

This NPC looks very old.

In case of a heart attack or something scared, it hangs on the spot... Whose does EXP count?

Great engineer, Ah...Deng, hearing this, turned his head as expected, looked towards one person and one dog on the beach.

Prior to this, he hadn't noticed the existence of Yi Lin at all.

Suddenly, after seeing Yi Lin clearly, the great engineer Deng rubbed his muddy old eyes, and then set his eyes on the dog licking at Yi Lin's feet.

People...dogs...people...dogs...

Ah Deng seems to have bad eyes, his eyes jumped repeatedly, back and forth, on Yi Lin and Wang Heavenly Emperor. Watched it several times.

"Excuse me..."

Yi Lin was puzzled and couldn't help but speak again.

But this is not over yet.

Deng Deng, the great engineer, stepped on slippers and trot in front of Yi Lin, his expression excited, his old face flushed, his beard and eyebrows trembling.

"End, end, end, end..."

"Uh, slow down, I'm not in a hurry."

"Finally wait for you! "

Great engineer Deng, the sentence that stuck in his throat like old phlegm for a long time finally came out.