I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

  Chapter 489 World First Guild What does it mean for every 1,000 points spent? ...start?

The two men and one dog are in a complicated mood and look different, and brace oneself looks down.

[7. Unlock the functions of "Personal Service Ranking List" and "Personal World Ranking List". The Ranking List hides every apostle information by default, and the hidden details can be set in the "Ranking List" interface. The Regional Service Ranking List is updated daily, and the World Ranking List is updated weekly. Ranking List Ranking is based on the "comprehensive strength" of each apostle, for reference only, and the final interpretation right belongs to the god. ]

[Senior gods, your brains are dumb, and you have some doubts about the agile side strengthening route, don’t know how to improve it? ]

[Think about it now, my last trial was so lucky! 】

[A sweet story about a female apostle and I fell in love and killed each other in the trial, in a hot serialization! ]

[You’re a very young man! The last trial of my dignified powerhouse on the strength side turned out to add more spirit attribute than strength! ]

[Mengxin asks, what is the level of A rating for two consecutive trials? 】

……

Then all the following are all water stickers-type replies---

[Original, cut to Yongzhi! ]

[Manually funny! ]

[Doghead save your life! ]

[The tiger's body shook and left in three points! ]

[Life is so lonely as snow--]

[Watering is an attitude. 】

"……"

Yi Lin glanced briefly, but didn't seem to find any particularly interesting content, so he silently closed the forum.

Boasting posts...

accounted for 90%.

But it is understandable.

Compared to a certain period of time in the future, the current apostle circle still belongs to the "easy period".

――It's normal.

Not far away.

Pan Zhengyi's face was expressionless, with a faint stern tone.

Suddenly.

Pan Zhengyi raised his palm.

An invisible imposing manner slowly radiated from him.

"apostle panel!"

Yi Lin: "..."

After a few seconds,

Pan Zhengyi changed his posture.

"Come on again, apostle panel!"

Yi Lin: "..."

"Fuck-apostle panel board!"

Yi Lin: "..."

After Pan Zhengyi tried another 18 poses.

Finally put down his sore arms.

Then deng deng deng ran in front of Yi Lin and opened his palms.

"Bring me a bottle of'Forgetfulness Water'!"

"That's called a happy drink." Yi Lin corrected.

"It doesn't matter, I want to drink it."

Yi Lin reluctantly took the "Happy Drink" out of the storage space and threw it to Pan Zhengyi.

Pan Zhengyi raised his head gu gu gu and took a big sip.

Then he sang happily.

"Happy breaking up~ I wish you happiness~ You can find something better~"

While singing loudly, Pan Zhengyi drifted away.

Bang.

Then he shut himself into the door and locked it.

Yi Lin lightly sighed: "One more crazy."

……

Pan Zhengyi's weird reaction can be traced back to Yi Lin and Pan Zhengyi has just returned from a trip to Gotham City, a city with simple folk customs.

That day.

Yi Lin looked at the painful "50000 chaos value" demand, silently exiting from the module space.

Pan Zhengyi frowned came over.

Yi Lin spent 5 seconds carefully distinguishing Pan Zhengyi's looks and actions, and quickly came to a conclusion.

"Pan Xiaozheng?"

Well, the relatively normal Pan Zhengyi.

"It's not important!" Pan Xiaozheng's expression seemed a bit hard to say: "What happened during the trial?"

Yi Lin hearing this, couldn't help but slightly startled: "Ask me what happened to you?" Pan Xiaozheng hesitated for a moment, or told his story.

What a pity--

There is no wine.

Yi Lin finished listening.

Can't help but fall into contemplation.

Pan Zhengyi is more mysterious than he thought.

Is the world of mental disorder really so unreasonable? "In other words, you usually share memories. Even if you don't show up, you can see the outside through the eyes of'his'?"

"Yes!" Pan Zhengyi nodded .

"Then in Gotham City, you only remembered'the other you' at the end, hiding in the women's bathroom and putting on makeup? Then...there is no more?"

Pan Xiaozheng sighed: "Then...when I wake up, I will lie in the nursing home, surrounded by corpses."

"All the memories in between are gone?"

"en. "Pan Seeing Yi Lin finally understand, Zhengyi feels better inexplicably: "You may have a hard time understanding the relationship between me and'him.' It will be difficult for me to explain clearly for a while..."

Understanding that is not normal.

Yi Lin said silently in his heart.

But it didn't interrupt Pan Zhengyi's words.

"When I usually appear, um,'he' is in a state similar to a deep sleep. In fact,'he' should also feel my existence, so in many cases,'he' They don’t go to sleep subconsciously unless...I can’t help it."

"This is the origin of his dark circles?"

"Uh...it doesn't matter." Pan Zhengyi shrugged: "And after waking up from the nursing home, I feel... a little bit different.'He' doesn't seem to be asleep, it's like... no more."

"Nothing?" Yi Lin's expression condensed slightly.

Pan Xiaozheng rubbed the messy hair: "No, it's not accurate to say that. In short, I am pretty sure that I didn't take medicine when I woke up...that'NT-046' '."

Yi Lin lowered his head and thought for a moment.

In other words.

Pan Xiaozheng doesn't know at all, what exactly is Pan Zhengyi's unfathomable mystery intuition in the main mission two.

After one minute, Yi Lin hehe smiled.

"Isn't this good?"

Yi Lin refers to Pan Xiaozheng's complete turnaround.

"No, you don't understand." Pan Xiaozheng was entangled: "'He' just feels gone, but it's still there!"

"What do you mean?" Yi Lin hearing this, eyebrows slightly frowned.

"I can't open the apostle panel!"

"?"

"Pan Zhengyi is not here, except I can open the storage space, whether it is apostle You can’t use the panel or the skills!"

"Oh -" Yi Lin understood, pointing to Pan Zhengyi, slowly said: "In other words, you are now a mobile warehouse? "

Pan Xiaozheng: "..."

He wanted to punch this guy with low charm in the face.

But I cannot refute it.

"Then you go to sleep." Yi Lin waved his hand.

Pan Xiaozheng: "?"

Yi Lin hehe smiled: "I don't sleep...what do you want?"

Pan Xiaozheng: "..."

p>

In short--

Pan Xiaozheng is abandoned.

Quite suddenly.

Originally thought it was a large number on the line, but didn't expect Pan Xiaozheng to steal only half of the hacking account, unable to obtain the complete authority of this body, no wonder he was so depressed and entangled.

Suddenly.

Pan Xiaozheng turned the storage space silently.

Suddenly I took out a metal baseball bat from the storage space.

Yi Lin took a look.

The eyelids twitched slightly.

This metal baseball bat is too familiar.

It is estimated that Li Erpang, who has been ravaged by a baseball bat, will be so scared that two hundred catties of fat will bounce when he sees this stick.

After all--

Psychological shadows.

"Did you bring this out before leaving?"

After being surprised, Yi Lin couldn't help frowning.

He remembered that the equipment of those villains seemed to be unable to bring out the world.

[Question Mark Scepter] This is the case.

I don’t know why.

The only two Yi Lin brought out from Gotham City are [Bat Battle Clothes ・Change] and [Bat Motorcycle].

【Bat battle clothes ・Change】It's still the kind of chicken ribs he can't use.

So, when Yi Lin saw Pan Xiaozheng pull out the stick, it was this kind of reaction.

Pan Xiaozheng is quite entangled, not in the mood.

I just played around for a while, and said casually: "No, I smoked."

Smoke? Yi Lin: "..., let me take a look?"

Pan Xiaozheng didn't worry that Yi Lin would snatch the stick, and threw it directly at Yi Lin.

Metal bat... the start is lighter than expected.

Of course.

This is also the reason why Yi Lin power attribute has improved a bit.

Harry Quinn’s metal club is full of potholes, but the end is very smooth, as if it has been carefully polished for years.

……

[Harley Quinn’s good friend]

[Grade] Epic

[Limit] Strength value is greater than 5.0, the lucky value is greater than 5.0 [Durable] Not wearable

[Effect] Strength +20%, additional special effect: scene destruction.

[Explanation] "Hally only feels like a woman when she is with a good friend!". Good friends seem to accompany Harley Quinn, the "Clown Girl", for 20 years of long and lonely time.

……

"!"

Yi Lin expressionlessly threw the "good friend of Harley Quinn" back to Pan. Zhengyi.

Then he said nothing.

He rushed into the bathroom.

Five minutes later.

Yi Lin washes his hands thoroughly, 15 times.

Coming out of the bathroom, Pan Xiaozheng is still playing with "good friends" boringly.

Well, I played for fifteen minutes.

Is it so fun? Yi Lin's face is a little weird.

"By the way, it was you when you settled...what is your level of clearance evaluation?"

After asking, Yi Lin added: "If you find it inconvenient, It’s okay if you don’t tell me, don’t force it."

These are the secrets of apostle.

Yi Lin didn't think he had a good relationship with Pan Zhengyi and Pan Xiaozheng.

He asked this, but there were some speculations about the previous copy, and he needed some information from Pan Xiaozheng's mouth.

Pan Xiaozheng didn’t seem to think this was a big deal either, and while throwing "Harley Quinn’s good friend" around, he casually said: "Evaluation B, but later rose to A-Rank. , What's wrong?"

A-Rank? Yi Lin recalled Pan Zhengyi's performance in Gotham City.

Rank to A-Rank means...

Pan Zhengyi only has one chance of random reward?

Wait.

In one lottery, did you get the Epic Grade equipment in the trial? Yi Lin's eyes twitched slightly.

The expression has several points of Mu Ran.

"Again, this is your secret, you don’t have to say it. But I still want to ask...Before you can see the apostle panel, you...or Pan Zhengyi, lucky What's the value?"

"8.6, what's wrong? Is it very high?"

"Not high...you can go to sleep."

"?"

"Go away, I want to be quiet."

……

……

In short, this is Pan Xiaozheng. I have to tell a little story.

After the attribute value skyrocketed, there were indeed repercussions.

Different from the rapid increase of spirit attribute, the improvement of power attribute and agility attribute in a short period of time can lead to incoordination of physical activity.

After all, this equivalent to is a supernatural force imposed on "apostle" forcibly, not through a little bit of exercise.

It took a few days.

Yi Lin is finally familiar with the strengthened body.

September 9, 2121.

Yi Lin is in the bathroom.

Don’t get me wrong, it’s not hand washing.

I saw Yi Lin gently scratch a wound on his finger with Blood Jasmine.

Blood gurgled out.

Yi Lin was expressionless. Instead, he opened the apostle panel and watched the recovery of HP while observing the healing speed of the wound.

"Well, the experiment is almost done."

Yi Lin finished speaking, and then eyebrow raised.

咻――

A finger was cut off.

Three points.

Through 36 experiments of varying degrees, he probably understood what happened to his body after strengthening the [Dionysian Factor (Incomplete)].

"Congratulations apostle (hidden) for creating the first guild [Apocalypse] of the all-world zone server, and achieving a special and unique achievement. Hereby announce!"

"Congratulations apostle (hidden) for creating the whole world The first guild of the district service [Apocalypse] has achieved a special and unique achievement. This is an announcement!"

In an instant.

The world that has become a dead silence due to the disappearance of countless people,

In the circle of apostle,

boils again! (End of this chapter)