I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

"I really don't want to be calamity ()"

It is a big city.

The scene of the city is completely different from other small cities.

Many people.

The population of 30 million, halved, is still tens of millions.

But on the streets, all kinds of vehicles, like scrap iron, lie on the streets, unmanned.

A lot of sky train tracks have been damaged, and fireworks are burning everywhere in the city, such as festival celebrations.

There are a lot of strangely dressed apostles with crazy looks, crying and laughing, fighting with people all around.

Yi Lin did not notice.

Before he left.

A beautiful young woman with a slender figure, with a pink little girl sitting on her shoulders.

This is the legendary lift.

"Ma Ma, Ma Ma, nothing to see!"

Xiao Xi pouted.

The beautiful young woman smiled softly: "Okay, it's not early, mother accompany Xiaoxi to lunch, okay?"

"No, Xiaoxi! Xiaoxi wants to see it again It's so fun!"

"What else is there to watch when the crew is gone?" The beautiful young woman laughed blankly.

"Emmmm--" Xiaoxi tilted her head, and she suddenly turned her head to look in a certain direction.

That direction.

A silhouette in a black tuxedo disappeared in a flash without anyone noticing.

"Mama, Xiaoxi wants to go there!"

Xiaoxi stretched out her small finger and pointed in that direction.

……

……

What is……

The fastest knife?

Zhi Tianwu doesn't know.

How many knives can be swung in one second?

Or to say...

How many messy and falling leaves can be cut with one knife?

Or...

Zhi Tianwu vaguely remembers that "master" once said that after she swung this blade out, she could reach the time when the blade could not even be imagined. , That is the fastest cut.

But.

What Zhi Tianwu asked, complained, thought, but has been unable to reach the realm described by the "master".

Even in Guiwu Mountain, she increased her power to the highest level, but she couldn't cut out the blade glow that her in mind longed for.

There are four people in front of me.

As for the others besides these four, it is not important at all.

Because it cannot be killed.

People who cannot be killed are not important.

Of course, the people who have been killed are not important.

Zhi Tianwu lifts the head.

The hand is already on the handle of the knife.

There was no expression on that ghost face.

In fact, under the "ghost face", Zhi Tianwu didn't have any expressions either.

Four apostles with masks have become horns, faintly surrounding Zhi Tianwu.

When the surrounding people saw this, they all yelled.

It seems to be cheering for several "actors" who are acting hard.

The masks worn by these four apostle are also like the same series, as if they were purchased from the same store.

Respectively--

The monk who is completely bald.

Kappa.

Pig head.

Monkey.

A kind of weird combination.

With a bit of complaint, the "monk" straightened the mask on his face: "Should we really wear this stupid mask?"

Pighead coldly smiled: "What can you do without you? Just and honorable to expose your identity? Don’t forget,'that organization' is now in this city. If it's an infighting between'us', that organization might turn a blind eye, But if it causes chaos in the real world...hehe."

The next words didn't make it clear.

But others had no choice but to accept this plan.

But having said that, thanks to the inspiration given by the "fat rabbit" brother, maybe he can act in such a disguised way in the real world in the future.

Thank you Fat Rabbit Brother.

I don’t know that the fat rabbit brother is dead now.

At this time.

"Kappa" took a step forward.

He is wearing a large azure gown.

His hands are completely hidden in the sleeves.

ka-cha.

As soon as he took a step, there was a faint sound of bullet loading from between the kappa's sleeves.

I saw Kappa in a tone of no joy or sadness, and asked in a low voice: "There is only one spirit weapon? How to divide it?"

"Monkey" chuckled. A cry: "I'm worried about the uneven distribution before I get everything?"

Kappa: "..."

Pighead: "..."

The monk hehe smiled: "I have a proposal."

"Say."

The other three "companions" spoke in unison.

"According to intelligence, there are currently five'boxes' in the entire Haiting City. We don’t know whether the box in front of us is true or false. Open the box in front of everyone."

"If there is something in the box, discuss the next distribution issue."

"Nonsense!" Kappa's tone was a little impatient. said with a sneer: "After talking for a long time, it's all nonsense. In case there is something in the box and there is only one thing, we have four people here, but we still can’t tell. In terms of strength, we are almost the same. When the time comes Fight for you to die or live?"

The monk is hearing this, but he is not annoyed, said with a slight smile: "When the time comes, whether it is based on strength or exchanged with other props or equipment, it is not necessary to discuss Late."

Kappa suddenly lowered his head: "Exchange?"

Pighead: "Wonderful!"

Monkey: "Yes!"

So in a few words, the distribution method of the box behind Zhi Tianwu was initially determined.

After the ghost face, Zhi Tianwu pursed his lips slightly.

For a moment, she looked at the four apostles who had no cooperation at all. The thoughts that had been concentrated on the long knife at the waist, but there was a moment of trance.

That man...

Only relying on a simple plan that couldn't be simpler, he played everyone in between applause.

Zhi Tianwu believes that in the apostle of Haiting City, many people should see that this is clearly a trap.

But even if it has been seen that it may be a trap, I have to take the initiative to plunge into it.

After all, the temptation of the so-called unowned spirit weapon is really too great.

Big enough to make apostle rush to take all the risks.

Zhi Tianwu's heart moved.

She suddenly remembered that at the end of Guiwu Mountain, the back of the one who stepped on the void and raised his hands like Demon God.

Zhi Tianwu suddenly laughed.

No one saw her smile.

"If I can kill him...maybe I can reach the realm the master said?"

Even Zhi Tianwu doesn't understand why he gave birth to unfathomable mystery Such a weird idea.

"Well, it is possible."

Zhi Tianwu narrowed his smile.

Da.

Da.

Da.

When the four had just discussed, Zhi Tianwu had already walked towards them step by step.

Fearless.

Her knife has never retreated.

Suddenly.

The four apostle who had just finished arguing suddenly fell silent.

No more quarrels.

The two long sleeves of the Kappa suddenly moved. In an instant, two silver pistols appeared in Kappa's palm.

"Heat weapons?"

Other people reacted differently.

In apostle, because the thermal weapons made in the real world cannot be brought into the inner world, the apostle that uses thermal weapons as the main attack method does not account for too much of all apostle.

But there is no doubt that thermal weapons have a low threshold, easy to use, no repercussions, and various advantages. They are also an excellent means of attack in the real world.

"Dead!"

Zhi Tianwu is still more than ten meters away from a few people.

Kappa suddenly shot.

peng~ peng~ peng~ peng~!

But Zhi Tianwu had already moved before the bullet popped out of the chamber.

That figure is like running clouds and flowing water, without any hindrance, the bullet passes through Zhi Tianwu's body!

Because of taking into account the ordinary person around, Kappa has already calculated the trajectory of the bullet, and the ballistic trajectory is lower than usual, but anyway, he is aiming hard, no Paddling.

But the strange thing is that Zhi Tianwu's swift and simple steps were actually able to easily avoid the bullet with no difficulty, and there was no such thing as the beautiful and alluring blood that Kappa expected. Come.

"Evil pen!" Without a word, Zhutou took out a seemingly ordinary kitchen knife and yelled: "She sees through the look you look at when you aim!"

Zhi Tianwu Moved!

In an instant, her slow pace stepped on the ground.

The whole person is like a cannonball, and directly rushed into the encirclement of the four people!

――Draw a knife!

The kitchen knife of the pig's head mask has just come out of its sheath.

There was a line that ran across his neck without pause.

It flashed by.

……

……

[14:00]

Haiting City.

This is the hottest time of the scorching sun.

The usually congested lanes are completely stagnant at this time and can't walk at all.

Because...

I don't know why.

A large group of weird people wearing masks ran a marathon in Haiting City.

It's kind of in a frenzy.

Toot toot--

Countless car owners were blocked on the road, unable to move even a little bit, and couldn't help hooting the horn frantically to vent their unhappiness.

"Huh? Is there a marathon today?"

"I heard that there seems to be someone running on the road? Fuck? Nobody cares?"

"I haven't heard of the marathon, but I heard that today there is a mysterious crew that is shooting the location throughout the city."

"The location? Crazy? In the city?"

"hehe, but I heard that the scene is pretty good, you can tell from the BBS, they all say that the special effects of the crew are awesome, the acting is realistic, and the absolute conscience. Not to mention, the reputation of this movie has already exploded before its release. , I’m asking what film is being made and when will it be released?"

"Wait, the hottest search is number one?"

Just when many people got off the car and discussed spiritedly Time.

A weird man with his head full of bandages, with a large splendid chrysanthemum light and shadow behind him, ran across countless suspended vehicles.

Next.

A weird man wearing a clown mask, carrying a baseball bat on his shoulders that looked pitted, directly slammed his face into the chrysanthemums, and followed behind the bandaged weird man.

Chrysanthemum flowers bloom.

If you drive, I also drive.

"This..."

"This..."

"This..."

All are smeared by that piece of chrysanthemum The faces of the people all coincided with each other, dumbfounded.

I thought there was a hallucination.

"Wait, did you see..."

"Chrysanthemum?"

"No, it's a large piece of chrysanthemum... The kind of explosion!"

"Fuck! What the BBS says is true! There are people shooting on the street! How did this special effect come out, and the scene can also be used for post-production?"

"Are you stupid? It must be some kind of the latest special effects technology, you know what a fart!"

Beep.

A car owner decisively parked the car on the side of the road and locked it up.

"Ai, where are you going?"

"Watch the excitement, otherwise, why are you stuck here?"

"Wait, you are here , Stop it!"

"Follow him, just do a double flash, at worst, the traffic police came, I said I was too blocked, go look for the toilet! Hey, don't tell me , I don’t believe that the traffic police can come in! The AI ​​traffic police makes mistakes a lot, so you can appeal later."

"Brother, wit! Wait for me, I will go too! "

So many citizens joined the marathon army one after another.

Just after the bandage man and the clown ran past.

A group of masked men with various grotesquely shaped weapons in their hands, drawn into a long line, passing by the congested traffic.

"Where are those two boxes?"

"Over there!"

One of the masked men pointed in a certain direction.

"They are..." Li Erpang was about to say something, but at this moment, he narrowed his eyes hard, his eyes were deep and mysterious, shook his head, and whispered: "It's not suitable to stay here for a long time. The city is not peaceful, let's go back first, and the eyeliner around is complicated, if they let their people see you here..."

"Okay."

Li Erpang did not say After that, Yi Lin has understood what Little Fatty said.