I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

Currently the high level members of the Apocalypse Guild are:

Zhi Tianwu, Pan Zhengyi, Wang Heavenly Emperor, Li Changge, Ning You, Xiao Chuer, Li Erpang, Su Xiaosu and Xu Jingjing.

Except for Lao Pan, all are fully charged.

That's why they are high level members.

Rub your sister!

wishful thinking!

Yi Lin shook his head. If it weren't for the idea that this woman is very familiar with Tetuga Island and has a wide network of people, maybe there is something useful, Yi Lin would have left.

"I want to take time off!"

"Hiccups~" Ruth burped a drink: "Who sisters add some hot water?"

Yi Lin He clenched his powder fist, resisted the urge to send this hateful woman... "Disaster Spreader", and then silently went out to boil the water.

Ten minutes later.

Yi Lin walked in carrying a bucket of hot water, and poured it into Ruth's bath tub skillfully.

Ruth's expression is grimace: "Are you sure you won't help sister rubbing her back?"

Yi Lin: "..."

"Ah, sister is my age My memory is too big. What did you just say to ask for?"

"I want to ask for leave."

"Please what?"

"I want Please leave."

"Please what?"

"...I will rub your back for you."

"Hey~ how many days do you want to ask? Also, don’t forget, you signed the contract and pressed the finger seal. If you dare to run, you will be wanted? Hmm...that’s where...Her harder...well~ah~"

Yi Lin used a towel to help Ruth rub her back in silence, listening to Ruth screaming ahhhh there, but Yi Lin didn't have any waves in her heart.

Is it okay to have your own orientation?

Yi Lin speculated about the impact of role-playing on him, and casually replied: "Please two days, do something."

"These two days are because...well, There will be more pirates on the island, so don't let those dirty guys...ah~" Suddenly, Ruth's tone became high-profile.

"Isn’t it just rubbing your back? Lady Boss, something is wrong..."

"Hehe, you don’t understand. Okay, two days for two days, the salary will be deducted. But well, if you take a bath with your sister, maybe your sister will be able to make money for you if she is in a good mood? Huh?"

Ruth turned around abruptly and got up from the barrel. , Water splash.

There is no one behind.

"Fuc......kkk! Where's the person?"

Water: "......"

......

Leaving Lady Boss After the boudoir.

Yi Lin washes his hands and thinks of the weird Lady Boss, and can’t help but sighed: "Why do women bother women?"

As for the so-called contract, Yi Lin presses the finger seal There is no psychological burden even more.

Anyway, it was "Elizabeth Rin" who signed the contract. What does it have to do with Yi Lin?

Well, there is no half a dime.

Although there are usually no people hanging around in the dark at night, for the sake of safety, Yi Lin still turned on "Like a Shadow Following the Body", dived into the darkness, and quietly came to the port.

The harbor is full of ships of various sizes.

Some boats have been weather-beaten, some boats have experienced artillery fire, some boats are in tatters, and some boats are shaking slightly in the waves...

Huh? In more ships, the faintly discernable sounds of birds faintly discernable sounded like a bird's crisp, mellow and frustrated, rippling on the surface of the sea.

――There are also ships with sound effects.

In short, the characteristics of various ship models are different, the only thing in common is that the masts docked in the harbor are all hung with dark skull flags, waving in the wind.

Yi Lin was on the side, looking at the close and numerous skull banners before him, he couldn't help but hesitate.

"There are so many boats, which one should I choose?"

In the darkness, Yi Lin squinted and observed carefully.

Yi Lin can't tell whether a ship is good or not, but it looks aggressive enough, and there are not many traces of shells on the ship, which can still be seen.

After all, some pirate ships have potholes and uneven wooden boards. You don't need to guess that this kind of ship doesn't run fast enough, so it was fired one after another.

"Huh?"

Yi Lin suddenly found the target.

It was a medium-sized three-masted sailing ship, with a one-eyed pirate flag hung on it, and a faint light projected from the ship, like a light of firefly in the dark, flashing and extinguishing.

The bow of the ship looks like a fleshy, lifelike beauty. The name of the ship is engraved on the ship near the bow.

――"QUEEN".

"Queen".

Yi Lin shook his finger: "Bingo, it's you."

……

……

Queen number superior.

Several stinking pirates lie on the deck all the way.

In normal times, their lazy behavior will definitely be beaten to death by the captain and chief mate with the Little Pi whip.

But tonight is a little different. Most of the pirates on the ship took advantage of this rare opportunity, just and honorable to sneak to the island of Tetuga, known as the "pirate paradise", seeking their own happiness.

Of course, it is more to find one or several beautiful women who are in love at first sight, talk about a one-night love, vigorously, and lingering, and then stay free and easy in the way of pirates A few Silver Coins, waved, and bid farewell without taking away a cloud.

A true pirate, what he really yearns for is always the sea and freedom.

Of course, women, treasures, and rum are also very important.

A pirate is holding a few empty rum bottles, leaning against the side of the barrel, talking nonsense.

"Ah, my Mary, Emma, ​​Angelina, Ann Jolie baby...hiccup~"

In another corner of the deck.

The pirates lay in a circle and fell asleep.

Only in the captain's room on the deck, the light is faintly revealed, and it seems that some weird overlapping patterns are also reflected on the windows.

Sometimes it is folded into the word "大", sometimes into the word "工", and sometimes into the word "H", which is very strange.

No one noticed that in the dark, a silhouette of a slightly short body dressed in a neat black tuxedo stepped on the deck silently and walked quietly on the deck.

"Excuse me, is your captain?"

"..."

"Excuse me, is your captain?"

"..."

"Excuse me, is your captain here?"

"Hiccup~Don't make trouble! I'm busy dating Mary!"

Drunkly The pirate didn't even open his eyelids, but responded vaguely.

"en? Very good, it's you."

Yi Lin looked around, and finally found a pirate who was not completely drunk and was able to communicate barely.

So he condensed a slap in mind, pa pa pa slapped a certain pirate in the face.

For the greasy and dirty skin, if he does it himself, Yi Lin is afraid of getting his hands dirty.

pa pa pa pa.

"wú wú wú ……"

pa pa pa pa.

"???"

Finally.

Before he was frustrated, a certain pirate opened his eyes ignorantly, and he didn’t know if he was drinking too much. He felt a burning pain on his face, and a strange silhouette appeared in front of him. .

He shook the bottle of wine that he had not had time to loosen in his hand, and it was empty.

"Hey! I drank a bit too much today! This wine is delicious!"

Suddenly.

A cold knife was gently pressed against his neck.

The unfamiliar silhouette in front of him, in an indefinable tone, said calmly: "Now, robbery, I want to rob this ship."

Hiss——

In an instant, the male pirate woke up eight minutes in an instant, he looked down at the knife on his neck, coldly smiled: "Only if you dare to snatch our Queen? Do you know this? How many are there on the ship--"

spinning.

spinning.

spinning.

The pirate who had sobered up a bit of alcohol, the experienced and experienced pirate, instantly drew up a perfect anti-kill plan in his mind.

He can start with a few ruthless words, the opponent will definitely be distracted for an instant, and then he will use his experienced experience to slam the sea monster's tail, and then he will make an angry turtle. Immediately after pulling out the knife in the belt, you can complete this heaven shaking, earth shattering counter-kill.

And just now.

spinning ——

One by one, one ball after another, unexpectedly rolled out of the darkness.

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

"..."

The pirate did not continue counting, because from the fifth one, he had already figured out what the balls were.

That is... the head of the brothers who drank rum with him not long ago!

"Talk, negotiate!"

The pirate instantly recognized the situation, the anti-killing heart disappeared, smiled, raised high hands.

Five minutes later.

Charlie, who is currently the only survivor on the Queen’s deck, after a few minutes of friendly exchanges with Yi Lin, unreservedly recorded the birth date, height and weight of their respected Captain All the information, including measurements, hobbies, etc., is shaken out, and I dare not hide it at all.

This world, since there is a "curse", It shouldn't be as simple as it seems.

After Yi Lin asked about the relevant information of the captain of the Queen in detail, he ignored Charlie for the time being and walked towards the captain's room silently.

The silhouette revealed in the captain's room is still changing various difficult shapes, Yi Lin pushes the door directly without saying a word.

"Fuc......kkk?"

A silhouette like Su Xiaosu, with a terrifying killing intent, will know when you see it is not good Good people.

"Oh? I even dared to sneak in when I saw the banner of Andrei...hehe, the rat is so bold now..."

The man who burned Andre had noticed the existence of Yi Lin as soon as Yi Lin pushed the door and entered. Without the slightest hesitation, he stopped the movement between his legs and quickly pulled out a hideous Ghost Headed from his side. Great Saber is here.

"Heh...attribute is not weak."

Before entering Sect, Yi Lin had already felt the layout of the room securely, although he did not deliberately turn on Like a Shadow Following the Body, but it is indeed not a weak person who can be distracted to perceive the coming of the crisis in this fierce situation.

"Damn pirate! I'm going to hang your thin body on the bow to feed the seagulls!"

Andre suddenly roared and rolled up skillfully with one hand The sheet covered his bare buttocks, and his other hand waved Ghost Headed Great Saber and slammed at Yi Lin.

"From this moment on, let the world feel pain."

After Yi Lin proficiently uttered a line that made Andre's face, Blood Jasmine turned into countless backhands The sharp bloodshot strangling towards Andre's head.

【Get chaos value +88! 】

At the moment of Andre’s death, Yi Lin popped up an auspicious number in front of him.

Yi Lin incidentally launched the "Bloodthirsty Disaster" to absorb Andrei's life into "blood will" and store it.

When he saw the value of Andrei's "life" on the apostle panel, his expression behind the mask couldn't help but solidify slightly.

[Bloodthirsty First Layer] (+1.9)

Calculated by [Bloodthirsty Disaster] currently only absorbing 20% ​​of the total strength, agility, and spirit, Captain Andre His measurements during his lifetime were as high as 9.5.

Only a bit lower than Xiao Yang before his death.

"The ordinary captain of this world can already touch the apostle floor..."

Yi Lin bowed his head in thought.

"..."

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