I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

The dazzling streamer dissipates.

The scenery in front of you is very different.

On the uneven surface of the tall building, the glass exterior wall reflects the cold light. The hustle and bustle of people, with their heads down blankly, crowded out along with the traffic lights. A four-wheeled vehicle, on the congested road, honked its horns restlessly and made harsh noises.

When Yi Lin squad came to the trial with four people and one dog, the scenery in front of them allowed them to judge their environment in a short time.

Let the time return to ten seconds ago.

Li Erpang was hit harder than ever.

His fat burning skills have reached an arrow at the end of its flight.

There is no fat power bonus, and his power attribute has not broken through the First Layer power lock, and there is no way to cause too much damage to Illidan.

Gouzi assists in the offense. Classmate Erfaan watched that the HP of the BOSS was about to drop below 30%, and victory was in sight.

But what a special BOSS turned out.

It has changed, taller, stronger and more rapid.

This is nothing. The most outrageous thing is that after the BOSS transforms, the 30% health bar has begun to recover.

High attack, high defense, high sensitivity, can fly into the sky, have a burning halo, and can recover blood. Who has designed such a shameless BOSS!

In addition to being unable to conceive and give birth to a child, what else can this boss not be able to?

Li Erpang cried out in his heart.

He almost has the urge to give up, and he simply puts up his posture in large fonts, so that BOSSact wilfully, enjoy you and me.

"Why don't you get cold if you don't make a move!"

"I swear, I will never team up with you again in this life! If you team up, I will be a dog. It's a dog! No, I won't be grouped in my next life!" Li Erpang roared, and summoned the little strength that was left to see if he could emptied the last health bar of the BOSS.

In these ten seconds, Li Erpang's heart struggle was extremely complicated, like a vigorous and tragic poem.

But suddenly.

Li Erpang just took a sip,

When he was about to kill him, a white light flew towards him suddenly.

His first reaction at the time was...hidden weapon!

This boss doesn't talk about martial arts!

Have all turned into this egg-like shape, and lost hidden weapon?

Do you want BOSS's face any more?

But in an instant, Li Erpang squinted in midair for a moment.

It does not seem to be a hidden weapon.

He is familiar with this rays of light.

After the prop card is crushed, I want to refuse and welcome the light when it is about to be activated.

"Ah this?"

rays of light divided into two.

Li Erpang and Wang Heavenly Emperor were submerged respectively.

Wang Heavenly Emperor is a dog alone, already panting heavily, almost dying.

This time, the dog dared to slap his chest and roar. He absolutely did not paddle, and he worked hard like never before.

The BOSS is too grass-tolerant.

The prop card rays of light that emerged from nowhere, when it merged into the body of a fat dog and a dog, Li Erpang and Wang Heavenly Emperor suddenly showed strange prompts in front of them.

[You are about to merge with the "Wang Heavenly Emperor". 】

――【You are about to merge with "Li Er Fat".

[Please prepare mentally. ]

What the fuck?

Fusion?

Why didn't I know this happened?

Wait!

Li Erpang and Wang Heavenly Emperor, one fat and one dog, showed stunned and shocked expressions when they saw the "warm tips" of the tower.

Wait!

Wait a minute.

Huh?

Ah!

"Ah--"

"Wang--"

In the dark.

Yi Lin sighed, feeling a little pity in his heart.

Another hole card prop was also used up like this.

At the moment, you must give full play to the battle strength of your teammates. For the sake of safety, this is the option with the least loss.

Let's merge! Fat dog!

……

[Integration must be successful card]

[Grade] Rare

[Effect] Click to view details. It can forcibly balance the "qi" of the two, and the fusion movement is neat and uniform, and smoothly merges into one. Duration: 30 minutes.

[Explanation] Click to view details. Prince, a proud Saiyan who was killed, was unwilling to make such shameful fusion moves. But in the end, he silently inherited this skill skillfully. Frequency of use: No one knows fusion better than him.

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Under the influence of the mysterious power of the [Integration Must-Success Card], Li Erpang and Dogzi had serious expressions and flew to one side, separated by a few meters, standing on the same side. Horizontal line.

Gouzi and Wang Heavenly Emperor roared loudly at the same time:

"Rong - Hehe --"

"Wang - woo --"

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When uttering the word "fusion" neatly, one person and one dog's mind, like enlightenment, gave birth to a mysterious and incomprehensible clear comprehension. A mysterious terrifying fusion technology, with the power of "props", directly infused into the minds of Li Erpang and Wang Heavenly Emperor.

At this moment, they seem to be possessed by Gou Kong and the proud Saiyan Prince; at this moment, their fusion technology, like thousands hammers, hundred refinements, has experienced wind and frost; at this moment, there is no one. He knows fusion better than Li Erpang and Wang Heavenly Emperor!

No one knows integration better than them!

At the same time, their movements reached an amazing synchronization.

Gouzi and Wang Heavenly Emperor have their legs in exaggerated "outer eight" positions.

The hands of one person and one dog, raised high, stroked a half arc from the outside to the inside, and approached quickly with small steps.

Even Fatty’s severely injured arm that was slumped down, under the influence of mysterious power, seemed to play well, ka ka ka heard the crisp sound of broken bones, and forcibly lifted it up just for Complete this historic fusion action.

"Fusion!"

Li Erpang's height is short among humans, and Wang Heavenly Emperor's height is tall and strong among dogs. At the end of the fusion movement, the breathing, heartbeat, and all frequencies of the two were merged into one. The fingertips of Li Erpang and Wang Heavenly Emperor were lightly tapped together between one person and one dog.

It's too late to say, but in fact, all of this happened in the blink of an eye. When one person and one dog merged, Illidan unexpectedly stopped the offensive at hand, slightly opened his mouth, and turned his blindfolded head to their direction. He froze in place without any movement, as if he had been killed by Li Erpang and Wang Heavenly. The Emperor's bold and unrestrained behavior was suppressed.

The rays of light flashed, and the silhouettes of Li Erpang and Wang Heavenly Emperor disappeared in the dazzling rays of light.

A man with a height of 1.8 meters and a perfect body, slowly stepped into the air from the end of the rays of light.

The dazzling white brilliance, not yet completely dissipated, a magnetic voice, five points like fat, five points like a dog, sneered and said slowly to the stunned Illidan:

"Are you asking who am I?"

Illidan was taken aback.

I, I, I didn't ask!

"I am neither Li Erpang,"

"I am also not Wang Heavenly Emperor, Wang Wu,"

"I am the one who wants to defeat you !"

"If you insist on giving me a name,"

"I am the strongest fusion warrior...... Fat Heavenly Emperor!"

Fat Heavenly Emperor smiled, the rays of light disappeared, he slowly opened his eyes, and those eyes with vertical pupils were full of an emotion called self-confidence. Above the neck of the perfect golden figure, there is a dog's head with a pointed mouth.

Behind the kobold's fat Heavenly Emperor's ass, a long snow-white dog tail swings slowly.

On the body surface of the fat Heavenly Emperor, there is still a thin layer of white hair. But this layer of hair does not look ugly, but it adds a bit of wild flavor to the fat Heavenly Emperor.

Too, too, too, too grassy!

Although this kobold looks handsome. But Yi Lin hiding in the dark was almost choked by his saliva when the strongest fusion warrior appeared on the stage.

This style of painting is really...too indescribable.

"The fusion is so thorough? Listening to the tone of the'Fat Heavenly Emperor', it seems that I am not ashamed of this fusion posture, but there is a smell of waves in my tone. Could it be that the personality is also thorough? Fusion? If you claim to be a fat Heavenly Emperor...it should be a brand new personality."

Yi Lin originally felt sorry for the loss of a rare item, but when he saw "the strongest fusion warrior fat Heavenly Emperor" "After coming on stage, I didn't feel that pity anymore. On the contrary, I was a little grateful that I didn't use this item on my body.

If I couldn't think of merging with Gouzi just now...

Rin Heavenly Emperor?

Yi Heavenly Dog?

"hmph!"

In an instant, Illidan focused all of his attention on the fat Heavenly Emperor's body, his face stern, like an enemy.

After coldly snorted, Illidan turned into Fiend Form, pushing his palms flat, a black light ball with a tail of fireworks blasted towards the fat Heavenly Emperor.

"That's it?"

The fat Heavenly Emperor laughed heartily, took a step forward, and slapped Illidan's Fiend Form's chaotic attack with a palm.

The power of the devil he was proud of was slapped off by the kobold in front of him, and the corner of Illidan's mouth twitched.

"no! This is impossible!"

"ha ha ha!" The fat Heavenly Emperor arrogantly embraced his hands and raised his head and laughed: "You don't know anything about power!"

Yi Lin can't stand it anymore.

In this fused personality, the word "wave" is completely carved on the dog's head, so anyone who is not blind can see it.

Yi Lin no longer hesitated, and took out another card from the storage space.

――【Plain Banana Skin】.

This is the heirloom that has accompanied Yi Lin through countless crises. Yi Lin hesitated for a moment, but still crushed the card and threw the banana peel at Illidan's feet.

Illidan wanted to fly into the sky, and a wave of high-altitude bombing would kill this hateful and arrogant kobold.

It can also see that the kobold that appeared suddenly is powerful, but obviously there is a shortcoming that... can't fly.

Since you can't fly, there is nothing to be afraid of.

But when Illidan was about to fly, he just happened to see a crumpled banana peel lying on the ground beside his feet.

"en?"

Illidan stepped on it subconsciously.

……

"Give me the ring!"

After Illidan fell directly on all fours and couldn't fly at all, he hid Yi Lin, who had been secretly controlling the situation for a long time, finally emerged from the shadow. The moment he came out, the shadow-breaking blow was still brewing, and he loudly said to the fat Heavenly Emperor.

Although the fat Heavenly Emperor is a brand-new personality that is a fusion of one person and one dog, the memory is still there. The fat Heavenly Emperor coldly snorted disdainfully, but still obediently put the [Concentric Fraudster Ring] on his finger towards Yi Lin lost it.

In the expression, it seems that he is full of disdain for the foreign object of "equipment".

He, the fat Heavenly Emperor, but the strongest fusion warrior, doesn’t need this kind of equipment at all!

Yi Lin decisively put on the ring.

At the moment when two [Rings of Concentric Fraudsters] are equipped on the body at the same time, the probability of "true damage" on the equipment is directly piled up to 100%.

There is no more probability at all!

As long as the probability reaches 100%, all probabilities are floating clouds!

All attacks made by Yi Lin at this moment will have a "real damage" effect!

"Fat Heavenly Emperor, hold on to the waves, and do your best!"

A blow to the shadow!

Strange attack, UU reading www.uukanshu.com instantly tore off Illidan's wings, exposing the forest green skeleton. Although the fat Heavenly Emperor was disdainful on his face, that arrogant person seemed to have Li Erpang's original wretched genes. I saw the fat Heavenly Emperor maintaining a disdainful sneer, but greeted Illidan's vitals with his fists and feet.

Illidan stood up angrily...

pa! pa! pa! pa! pa! pa! pa! pa!

pa! pa!

…………

"……"

In an instant, Yi Lin's limbs seemed to have lost their temperature and were frozen hard.

Yi Lin looked up towards the mirror.

"He" in the mirror, black's hair is damp, dripping with water, the moment Yi Lin's gaze falls on the mirror, "Yi Lin" in the mirror, the corners of his mouth are cocked faintly The arc of discernable seems to be laughing.

"……"