I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

The screams of the security guards, the sadness, and the tears of the listeners, may make unknown people feel that they have one's hair stand on end.

Whether it is the apostle who is beating the security guard, or the motionless Yi Lin watching the changes, he has been hardened by various trials of beating the apostle. Moved, but my eyes lit up.

Sure enough, there is a problem here!

Big problem!

Yi Lin thought for a while.

After knowing the future identity of "Zhu Yuner" [Eight Shadows] in advance, if Yi Lin can arrive at the garbage disposal room in advance...

It is estimated that there will be nothing about Zhu Yuner afterwards.

Yi Lin combined with Pan Xiaozheng's information, and took a little time to sort out the process of the last trial.

Finally, 90% of the messy trial plot has been straightened out.

First of all.

If Yi Lin hadn't guessed wrong, the timing of their arrival in Gotham City... It seems that some kind of "unknown error" has occurred.

What the hell do the muscles of this female lady eat?

Are there such awesome hormones?

Two bottles for Lao Tzu too!

One minute has passed.

Li Erpang gasped for a while.

Seeing that the two zoo apostles, Huang Ape and Black Tiger, were still stupefied on the spot, they finally couldn’t help but ask loudly: "Oh, brothers, have you had enough rest? Have you enough rest? Let’s continue. Acting? The audience hasn't watched enough yet!"

"Yes, yes!"

The crowds around me saw it with keen interest pleasure.

There are even a lot of business-minded guys who temporarily wholesale small foods such as melon seeds soda in the vicinity, and sell them on the spot at the fight, with prices starting on the ground.

Hey! Let alone, sales are really good.

The cry of Li Erpang immediately made countless audiences echoed.

"Don't stroke the water, Brother!"

"The camera is shooting! What if you stroke like this, making the big brother of Fat Rabbit forced to NG!"

"It's all the fault of the black tiger and the yellow monkey!"

"Maybe it's the time's fault!"

"Hurry up and shoot, we are still waiting for the movie to be released. ! Look good to you! Give you a thumbs up!"

"666――"

Countless people have called for the "actors" who have worked hard.

No one knows.

The yellow ape and the black tiger are already messy in the wind.

Stupid in place.

Because.

In their mailing list, the nickname "Eagle Eye", has not had time to appear in this popular "daoist show", the name is... black!

Black means offline.

And the apostle is offline...one click is forever.

"Eagle Eye...dead!"

"How to die!"

The black tiger and the yellow ape were shocked!

At the same time.

Onlookers outside the crowd.

There was an unexplainable commotion in one direction.

"It's not good, it's not good!"

"Someone jumped off the building!"

"Someone can't think of jumping off the building!"

"It's a strong man who jumped off the building!"

Yellow Ape: "..."

Black Tiger: "..."

Azure Snake: "... …"

"..."

Several masked men and women surrounded by the crowd suddenly fell into a brief awkward silence.

Black Tiger: "It's quite sudden."

Huang Yuan: "It's...it's quite sudden."

A silent tribute to the classmate Hawkeye who was too late to appear. .

The azure snake suddenly became furious: "What are you still trying to do! Get the weapon!"

Su Xiaosu suddenly smiled.

The death of the apostle who was too late to play made the three of Azure Snake, Yellow Ape, and Black Tiger who had been walking according to the plan and became quite confused.

I have been lurking in the dark with the weird "camouflage" skill, gnawing Su Xiaosu's azure snake from time to time, and forgot that he didn't start the voice call, so he shouted out.

Su Xiaosu smiled slightly, and instantly took two steps to his side, each step stepping on the ground with terrifying tremors.

When the azure snake came back to his senses, Su Xiaosu had made two strides, spanning a distance of several meters.

――The benefits of height and leg length and muscle development.

I saw Su Xiaosu's big fist in a casserole, instantly transforming into a slap like a fan, and with a sharp wind, without the slightest hesitation, he grabbed it towards the air around him.

"pu ――"

ka ka ka.

There is no place, but Su Xiaosu seems to pinch a small ball with one hand. At the same time, there is a groan between the palms, and the skeleton rubs that sounds sour. ring.

Boom!

Su Xiaosu's face was calm, and he squeezed the invisible "ball" in his hand, fiercely hit his feet!

bang!

In an instant, with Su Xiaosu's feet as the center, the ground suddenly collapsed, and Su Xiaosusheng actually pressed a human-shaped pit.

In the human-shaped pit, after a burst of color change, a short silhouette covered in blood, softly appeared in the human-shaped pit.

It is an azure snake!

After accidentally revealing the location, Su Xiaosu, who has been silent, suddenly seized the only opportunity to kill Azure Snake in a flash.

Su Xiaosu frowned, feeling a little unsafe, and squeezed his palms again.

ka ka ka.

The azure snake fainted happily.

After solving the azure snake, Su Xiaosu turned his head and looked at Li Erpang.

I saw Li Erpang proudly presenting various victory poses, welcoming the flashing lights around him.

"Where are they?"

Su Xiaosu asked softly.

"Running!"

Li Erpang said as it should be by rights.

……

Just now.

bang!

Another place in Pudong District.

This is where Li Erpang first came into contact with the zoo team.

Suddenly there was a violent explosion!

The flames are soaring!

Yi Lin has been observing the battle situation on Li Erpang's side, keeping enough spirit energy value so that he can control the field at any time.

But when Yi Lin heard the explosion, he quickly turned the telescope's vision to the place where the explosion came from.

There--

has already been obscured by a skyrocketing fire.

Yi Lin: "!"

Olele suddenly contacted me in a panic.

"Brother, it's not good! It exploded! The place where Fatty first appeared...exploded!"

"I know."

Yi Lin also ignores Li Erpang's side at the moment.

After all, Li Erpang is gradually out of danger.

It's just that, the place of the explosion was obscured by a fire, and the crowd fled. There were deaths and injuries. Yi Lin couldn't see what happened.

Although I can’t see clearly.

But Yi Lin instantly understood one thing--

Zhang Huichun...appeared!

Finally!

Waited all night.

Fatty worked as an internet celebrity all night.

Everything is Yi Lin's plan.

A plan to bring out "Zhang Huichun".

In the vast crowd, it is undoubtedly more difficult to find Zhang Huichun quietly than to find a needle in a haystack.

But if it is speculated that Zhang Huichun also has "a certain task", unless he throws bait in the crowd like fishing to wait for Zhang Huichun to get the bait, Yi Lin also has no other methods.

This hook--

It's the second fat classmate!

Even if Zhang Huichun knows that he may be fishing, he may be caught because of his "task."

At that time, it depends on whether the angler is more skilled or the fish is more slippery.

This time, Yi Lin did not conceal Li Erpang from other parts of the plan except for his own ability.

After all, Li Erpang’s role is extremely dangerous. Zhang Huichun’s abilities, enhancements, skills, and even identity are unknown. As a bait, Li Erpang is very likely to have an accident and die in "acting." "in the process of.

Fortunately, except for the explosion that was unexpected by Yi Lin, the rest are basically in Yi Lin's speculation.

Yi Lin didn't expect that Zhang Huichun would choose to create an explosion in full view!

After Zhang Huichun appeared.

Yi Lin has put away the telescope.

Throw away the popcorn that has not been eaten yet and the hand-made coffee that has not been drunk into the smart trash can.

――It's a bit wasteful.

Yi Lin used the fastest speed to slowly descend in the elevator.

"It's a little far away."

Yi Lin feels helpless.

Haiting City... is too big.

……

"Brother! How about you!"

Oulele doesn’t seem to be very calm. He, who prides himself on being a mature and beautiful young man, turned out to be another time Shouted brother.

Yi Lin: "On the way."

"At the scene of the explosion, I found something!"

There seems to be "Hurry" in Oral’s tone. "Praise me quickly, praise me quickly" subtext.

Yi Lin was silent for two seconds.

"Awesome! Remember to save it, and I will see it later."

"Ou Biao! Received! Oulele has always been so awesome!"

"..."

That's right.

I almost forgot the fatty.

There was a ding sound.

After Yi Lin left the elevator, he drove non-stop to Pudong District where Fatty and Su Xiaosu are located.

――Take a taxi.

……

……

When Li Erpang received a warning from Yi Lin.

Frightened his eyelids slightly.

But still can't open it.

No way, family inheritance.

The whole family squinted.

But because of this squinting, a tragic family ethics tragedy was avoided.

Mother Li Erpang: Gentle and virtuous, tall, convex and back, sweet-looking.

Li Erpang father: squinted, tall and tall, perfectly proportioned, gentle and elegant.

Li Erpang... well, it's hard to say.

It is precisely because of the genetic characteristics of this squint that Daddy Li Erpang saves the trouble of doing genetic identification.

Lee Erpang’s family affairs will not be mentioned for the time being.

The warning he received was a simple sentence.

――"Zhang Huichun appeared!"

It was this sentence that made Li Erpang instantly feel that Su Xiaosu, who was two meters tall, was pleasing to his eyes, and quietly talked to him. Su Xiaosu got closer, standing back to back.

Su Xiaosu smiled lightly, and didn't say much.

"Great love!"

"From now on I believe in true love again!"

"This is what the ladies and the fat rabbit have to A touching story!"

"I burst into tears, how about you?"

"..."

In the crowd.

Many people were moved by the plot of this scene, crying with rustling sound, and took pictures one after another.

In an instant.

This scene.

With the fastest and most violent speed, it occupies the top of the hottest BBS in Haiting City, and it has been enduring for a long time.

In a few minutes.

The sound of the police siren that had been silenced for a long time resounded across the night sky of Haiting City.

Although Li Erpang and several people forcibly used the "filming set" to perfectly fool their action, but the bombing in Pudong District and the suicide by someone falling from a building are hard facts.

So under the instruction of Mayor Li, all the teams that were already on standby, firefighting, medical, police, and rescue, all responded with the fastest speed.

This is...the speed of the Dragon Kingdom!

Provide the fastest and most professional rescue for every citizen.

"Where are the people?"

Li Erpang's eyes swept past the crowd of onlookers who had not had time to disperse.

Especially women.

All tall, short, convex, young, and upright are Li Erpang's key search targets.

Everyone seems to be Zhang Huichun.

It seems that everyone is not Zhang Huichun.

This makes Erfaan classmate's nerves. Tightened to the extreme.

Before the "bait project" started, Yi Lin had reminded him to be careful of every "object" around him, and be careful of anyone he didn't know.

――Especially women.

Any unknown object may explode, and any stranger may violently kill.

At this time, Li Erpang quietly glanced at Su Xiaosu again.

Su Xiaosu just looked slightly red and looked down.

Li Erpang quickly looked away.

Heart peng peng is beating straight.

――It's scary.

The tension did not last long.

Yi Lin's message was sent again: "Go! Zhang Huichun, It shouldn't be here to shoot, leave here to take your mask off."

"?"

Yi Lin thought for a while, and added: "By the way, let Su Xiaosu change into clothes...except for the skirt."

Li Erpang: "..."

Twenty minutes later.

Yi Lin, Li Erpang, Su Xiaosu, and Ou Lele reunited.

Since Li Erpang has been caught by Su Xiaosu, he is too lazy to disguise, revealing his chubby face directly.

As for the box behind...

Originally there is not a single thing, why bother to bring it with you?

Su Xiaosu also directly broke into a men’s clothing store. In the shocked eyes of countless people, he changed into a full of energy male sportswear (XXXXL size). He is now sitting calmly in Li Opposite the second fat.

"Video."

When Yi Lin finally rushed back and forth, without saying anything, he asked Oralle directly for a small video.