I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

  Chapter 535 Unsolvable Trial? Another trial.

Huanxi Village.

As the bride arrived in Huanxi Village, the villagers came out to welcome them, with lanterns and festoons, and the village celebrated together.

Just for some reason, those lanterns were all shining green gloomy light, and they were overly festive.

The four people who carried the sedan chair drew a stick of dry smoke and smoked at the entrance of the village with a look of ecstasy. In a mouthful of big yellow teeth, they spit out strange-shaped smoke rings.

Countless villagers with pale faces, showing their white teeth, sang loudly around the black sedan chair. From the black sedan chair, the mournful mournful flute was heard again.

Li Erpang shrank his neck, this painting style is obviously wrong, Mingfeng is outrageously simple.

"Why attack us?"

Opposite the four Su Xiaosu, the five apostles, who were also yellow-faced and thin-faced and dressed in tatters, smiled bitterly.

When Su Xiaosu asked.

On the opposite side, an apostle who seems to be Captain, stepped forward, but did not show offensive intentions, with a sorrowful smile on his face: "You are only the first round, right?"

first round? Ning You, Xiao Chuer, and Li Erpang were all surprised when they heard this.

What do you mean? Opposite the team, a woman wearing yellow-and-white floral long sleeves with an empty sleeve on one side, her lips tightened, glanced at a few people, and then asked, "You only have four people left after the first round?"

These words directly hit the sore spots of the four Su Xiaosu.

We don’t know why we are missing one as we walk!

Old Pan is lost!

We are also very helpless! If it is possible, if the painting style of this village is not so weird, they all want to post a missing person notice in Huanxi Village, and first find people who should not be found in trouble.

Su Xiaosu shook her head, still vigilant in her heart, and did not say that they had lost one.

Ning You, who is on the mental side, stood up.

"Heh, our teammates have other arrangements. Now, should we calculate the account of your attack on us first?"

Before saying this, Ning You had already Observe the entire group of the other party.

Four men and one woman, all seem to have wounds on their bodies.

That woman, there is only half of her arm missing.

Four fights and four and a half,

If you really do it, it is not impossible to fight.

Besides, the combination of two tanks here has an advantage in team collocation.

The five opposing people looked at each other in blank dismay.

After a moment of silence, the opponent Captain stretched out his left hand to Su Xiaosu, but suddenly awakened in this situation. It seemed that there was something wrong with this way of greeting, and he quickly retracted his hand. After licking the chapped lower lip, the man introduced himself: "My name is Lu Guan, the third rank power side. If you want to know why we attacked, just look at the ranking list."

Finished this sentence in Lu Guan.

The teammates next to him whispered in Lu Guan’s ear to remind: "Captain, we are running out of time."

Lu Guan's expression was dull, a trace of unconcealable despair appeared in his eyes, and his lips He moved a few times and seemed to want to say something. But when he looked at the faces of several teammates, he finally said only one word: "Go."

"Oh fuck, ah no, mantra, mantra..." Li Erpang narrowed his eyes. Rub your hands together: "Say don't play dumb riddles, I hate riddlers the most in my life!"

At the same time.

Ning You has silently opened the new features that he has just unlocked not long ago...

[Send to the Expert Points List].

What a ghost name this is.

To marry an expert?

What the hell?

On the Points List, the "Su Xiaosu Team" is on the list...the tenth.

There are only ten teams in the entire Points List.

"So, it turned out to be a large-scale trial world with fifty people?"

Ning You was shocked!

This kind of trial with a large number of people, let alone tried it before, I have never even heard of it.

Could this be related to the version update?

Because of the large-scale symptom of apostle, the number of apostle has soared. Now in order to control the number of people, it is necessary to use this method, shua~ shua~ shua~ to brush back the number? What a damn it is! Ning You only slightly estimated the survival rate of the trial, and felt that his scalp was numb, and he forgot to breathe in an instant.

That's right.

Lu Guan.

Ning You quickly searched for the name of "Lu Guan Team" on the Points List.

Sure enough, Lu Guan's team is on the list.

……

[Six]

[Team Lu Guan]

[Points: 7. 】

……

Xiao Chuer silently closed the weird "Points List for Marrying Experts", she muttered to herself as she watched the back of Lu Guan's team leaving "Wait, what does this mean? We and them are not in the same trial that is coming?"

Ning You: "This should be what he meant by'first round'? This What kind of trial is it?"

"Yo-ha!"

"Yo-ha!"

"Yo-ha!"

"Oh!"

The four sedan chairmen standing at the entrance of the village, after smoking a cigarette, stood up at the same time, grinning.

All the villagers seemed to have a tacit understanding, and they dispersed happily, allowing the four yellow-toothed old man to lift the sedan chair again.

"Let's go!"

The five people in Lu Guan's squad, all with solemn expressions, flashing rays of light, each took out weapons or props from the storage space, as if they were approaching enemies .

Ten meters away.

Lu Guan seems to have remembered something, and turned around: "I didn't remind you originally, it would be more beneficial to us."

"Captain..."

Lu Guan's teammates were moved, seemingly wondering why Lu Guan was so kind.

"It's because you are missing one person," Lu Guan looked at Su Xiaosu, Li Erpang, Xiao Chuer, and Ning You, as if looking at four dying people. "This is a mortal trial, and it is also an unsolvable trial! No one can leave here alive! Everyone will die, and sooner or later! Do you have any wishes, before you die, hurry up and end it, so as not to regret it. For a lifetime."

Lu Guan tone barely fell.

The four yellow-toothed old man flexibly lifted the black sedan chair into the night.

The five of Lu Guan followed closely behind them, and dared not to stay away.

And at this time, Outside Huanxi Village,

Su Xiaosu's direction when they came, faintly echoed with the sound of crying flute, and the yelling of people carrying a sedan chair .

In an instant, Li Erpang's scalp became numb, like falling into an ice cellar, and the numbness reached the bone marrow.

That is... the second sedan chair!

The sedan chair from outside the village! In front of the four of them, a new quest reminder was finally issued:

[Successfully prevent the bride from entering Huanxi Village, points +2. Stop failure and score -1. ]

[The second mission of the main line is released: give 10 points to marry. Mission completion reward: unknown. Mission failure punishment: spend a good night with any "bride" in the bridal chamber. 】

Ning You and Li Erpang: "?????"

The bridal banquet, spend a good night together? Is this punishment?

"Come on!"

The only two big men in the team were wondering what cruel punishment the so-called "bridal festoons and good nights" is, Su Xiaosu He was already on the team channel and uttered shout out loudly, so that Ning You and Li Erpang woke up instantly.

At this moment, Su Xiaosu was standing at the entrance of the village, his muscles bulged, and his heel tendon resembled a steel bar. The whole figure looked like Iron Pagoda, standing at the entrance of the village.

Li Erpang looked at Su Xiaosu's back, dumbfounded.

Although there are several points of unclear and unwilling to be included, Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu have been healed for so long after all. At this moment, Li Erpang keenly sensed an emotion that shocked him from Su Xiaosu's tall and strong back.

It was an emotion that was suppressed by Su Xiaosu, but because it could not be suppressed, it turned into something similar to an "imposing manner", radiating out, lingering in the air, all around The weird and gloomy dark wind dilutes a lot.

This emotion,

is anger!

If there is a reverse scale, it is Little Fatty.

That mission failure is punished, and the loser will dangle with the "bride" in the bridal chamber. This undoubtedly touched the biggest reverse scale of Su Xiaosu.

Su Xiaosu, angry!

Furious! ……

……

On the other side.

Kanzaki City.

Yi Lin just got ready to go back to school to do something, when he received a help message from Xu Jingjing.

Under the weird gaze of the door guard, Yi Lin entered and exited blankly, and then left Kanzaki Middle School.

"You are so young~"

The old doorman who has spent more than ten years in Kanzaki Middle School, and the golden bachelor of thirty years, Murata Torataro, looking at the back of Yi Lin leaving, Sent out a heartfelt feeling. While nothing happened, he silently opened a small APP that was very popular recently, hehe smiled and typed a line of words in the APP at random:

――【I want a beautiful and fair-skinned wife . 】

Soon after Yi Lin left.

A few sneaky silhouettes, through the night, easily climbed up the wall and entered the Kanzaki Middle School.

In the surveillance video in front of Murata Torataro, I can only see a dark shadow. The speed is extremely fast. If I lose my mind, I ignore the past, which is hard to notice.

In half an hour.

a male and a female together alone, Yi Lin and Xu Jingjing are in the same room.

"You shot it?"

"I shot it." Xu Jingan blushed.

"Is it necessary?"

Yi Lin looked at the corner of the hall, the Barbie doll with sharp arrows all over his body, his eyes bulging forward and backward. I swept over the look, and sighed again: "How much hate and hate."

"Fart! Am I afraid of this?"

Xu Jingjing's hair is wet , Still not dry. In a hurry, she only had time to wear a cartoon pink pajamas that she carried with her space, and the buttons were all crooked, which seemed to have several points of embarrassment.

Before Yi Lin came, he was really a little afraid that the quiet will be gone.

After all, the team he brought out, if anyone is missing, it can't be justified.

Yi Lin will have to take as many people as they come.

This is a forced pattern.

After coming, the scene was in a mess. But apart from Xu Jingan who looked a little embarrassed, nothing special happened.

Except... that lifelike doll.

"You said you, what sound did you hear at that time?"

"Yes."

Xu Jingen reluctantly nodded, she knew that Yi Lin might If you don’t believe me, you might even think of her as a mental disorder. But Xu Jingjing did hear someone talking in his ear at the time. And if it was a hallucination, then forget it. After Xu Jingjing shot a row of arrows at xiū xiū xiū and finally calmed down, she really found a hair dryer at the position that the voice said.

This is where she really feels that she has one's hair stand on end.

"Is there any other weird place about your feeling?"

Xu Jingen rolled the eyes: "Can you smell exactly the position of... in the toilet? "

This is another straightforward metaphor.

What she meant was that the whole city was filled with the stench of "malicious", which suffocated her, so the "radar" failed.

But Yi Lin thought for a moment, but this time was serious and nodded, and answered: "I can."

Xu Jingan: "..."

Yi Lin responded to Xu Jingen, and at the same time, he released Nie Hongxiu and Bai Xiaoyi and quickly switched to the "spirit" vision to see everything around him.

Just then.

The mobile phone given by Xu Jingjing's character jingle jingled and quivered slightly.

――【You have a new message, please check it in time】.

(End of this chapter)