I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

  Chapter 552 Cannon Squad ~The Attacking Bride~ Another world.

Send the cannon... Uh no, send the bridal squad.

After a bitter battle, there are five dead bodies lying across the dead wood.

GBC Gotham Radio.

Soon after Yi Lin sent the "U Disk".

A silhouette slowly walked out of the darkness.

That silhouette wore a tight purple suit.

The face is painted with weird games.

Those hideous cracked lips slowly conjured a wicked smile.

"jié jié jié ……"

Gotham BBS forum.

It is now completely exploded.

There are even many people who took advantage of the peak of the traffic to start a small advertisement in the Gotham BBS.

But as long as it is a post that has nothing to do with "Gotham Criminals", almost the moment it is posted, it will throw a stone and see it sink without trace in the sea, and it will become a grave post in seconds.

――I was topped by countless posts about "Riddleman Gentleman".

Yi Lin didn't expect at all. He, who is unknown in the real world, has become the top traffic in Gotham City.

"Next...do the final preparations."

Yi Lin did not stay for long, just like a hardworking bee, Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!, Silently be a rising star in the crime scene in Gotham City.

Another corner of Gotham City.

At this time, night falls.

It is also more convenient to hide.

Li Erpang saw Zhu Yun'er and Su Xiaosu on the evil list, and they got a little bit up, so they could not help grabbing a mobile phone, and after gently asking for the mobile phone password, he logged in. Gotham City BBS view related news.

Those two fools, Pan Zhengyi, must be the bottom, unable to run away.

Yi Lin's score is far ahead, and it is estimated that he will not be able to catch up.

Li Erpang’s goal in "Main Task Two" now is to strive for second place.

The content of the main task three is unknown, so fatty believes that no matter what you do, you can't fall behind too much in the main task two.

No matter how bad, you have to rank a bit higher than Zhu Yun'er and Su Ge to get a higher evaluation in the final evaluation.

What do you say?

――It's all set off by peers.

"Fucking? Can you still play like this?"

After Li Erpang brushed the post for a few minutes, he was stared wide-eyed instantly.

If you really deserve to be a woman, you can even think of using forums to post notices to increase "criminal awareness" this move.

"If this is the case...hehehe."

Li Erpang smiled wretchedly, this move can be used by the two ladies, and he can use it naturally.

So, Li Erpang put away his mobile phone.

deng deng deng to blend into the night.

Prepare to implement the "heaven shaking, earth shattering crime".

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"Sister Susu, please listen!"

Planning where to bomb the next place Zhu Yuner of Zhu Yuner suddenly heard the headlines of the city's radio, and was taken aback.

"Video crime notice?"

What the hell is this again?

When Zhu Yuner remembered Yi Lin's expression, she instinctively told her that there must be something weird in it.

But for a while, she couldn't guess why this guy used this increasingly high-profile way to publish puzzles.

The video means... will he appear directly in the sight of the citizens of Gotham?

On the Gotham City Radio.

The beautiful host wears the most sexy and charming dress.

Low cut, deep V, Qi beep skirt, black silk, high heels.

――Perfect.

People who are not in front of the TV, including a few apostles, can only hear the sound and cannot see the content of the video.

But the riddle, sound is enough.

Li Erpang in the dark also stopped.

Listen carefully to Yi Lin's next plan.

Li Erpang couldn't help itching his teeth when thinking of that pretending to be a crime.

If it wasn't for that guy, why would he put on such a stupid tight suit.

Even running, you have to relax a bit, for fear of crashing.

On the eve of the "Riddle Gentleman" crime teaser video, the entire Gotham City fell into a strange and quiet atmosphere in an instant.

It seems like--

Everyone is waiting.

All are waiting to listen, the voice of this gentleman!

This is a voice passing by across Gotham.

At this moment, the entire Gotham City fell into complete silence just for a "criminal"! The friends sitting in front of the TV are already looking forward to it, waiting for the crime teaser video from "The Riddle Gentleman".

At the same time, this is the next puzzle.

Tzzzzzzz ――

The charming hostess cast a few winks at the camera and finally started playing the video.

In the video.

A gentleman in a black tuxedo stands proudly holding a folded umbrella.

I saw the "Riddle Gentleman" resting one hand on his chest and pressing down the brim of the hat with one hand.

In the video, the full face of "Riddleman Gentleman" cannot be seen clearly. It is hidden by the gentleman's hat. Everyone can only see a mysterious smile full of confidence from under the black brim of the hat.

"Heh."

"Confused Gotham."

"Hello."

"I, Edward Rin , The riddle gentleman."

"Next, is my next puzzle, and the last puzzle tonight. I hope to bring you the most brilliant firework show in front of the TV."

In the video, the corner of the riddle gentleman Edward Rin's mouth slightly tick.

In a tone of neither too fast nor too slow, slowly said ――

"When the scarlet and the crimson meet again,"

"When the fan star Falling like rain,"

"When the night sky dies in a blink of an eye,"

"When memory is not in eternity,"

"When death is no longer far away,"

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"When the day is no longer coming,"

"When the sky can no longer be touched,"

"When your eyes are no longer favored by the light,"

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"When I am away from you in the distant time and space that is forever isolated,"

"When the distance of thinking is as far away as the other shore of the dead,"

"So,"

"I will cross the void,"

"Break the barrier between reality and illusion,"

"I everywhere,"

"I go everywhere,"

"Tonight, Gotham will be crazy about my sky full of fireworks."

"The gentleman will descend in the center of the fireworks, picking up the old days The laurel crown of the Dark King."

"Who am I...?"

Everyone looked stunned.

Completely unclear.

But it seems to be very profound.

In the short video, after the riddle gentleman finishes talking about the mysterious puzzle, his lips are tightened, a trace of imperceptible loneliness is evoked, but he is quickly replaced by a confident smile.

I saw the "Riddle Gentleman" gracefully holding on to the brim of his hat and performing a gentleman's etiquette to everyone watching the live broadcast through the screen.

The etiquette freezes for about one second.

"Good night."

The video from "The Riddle Gentleman" came to an abrupt end.

"..."

Li Erpang: "Pretend to be forced!"

Zhu Yuner: "Pretend to be forced! +1"

Su Xiaosu: "Pretend to be forced. +2"

Pan Zhengyi: "Pretend to be a teenager +3, jie jie jie jie ――"

In video, or broadcast throughout the city, no At the moment when the delayed live broadcast ended, other apostles from the same world as Yi Lin gave the same comments unexpectedly.

It's just a slightly different tone and look.

"Not good!"

Li Erpang said with a solemn expression: "Although he can't solve the kid's riddle, but according to the kid's style, he usually does it some time in advance. After the teaser, he is used to pretending to be forced. It is estimated that he will not be able to change it for a while. It seems that he has to speed up the time!"

Another place in Gotham City.

"hmph! deliberately mystifying?" Zhu Yuner coldly smiled: "Will he write poetry in reality?"

Su Xiaosu's expression was indifferent and reminded: "We should Acting."

Zhu Yuner looked back at Su Xiaosu, the hatred in her eyes disappeared, and slightly smiled: "Oh, but it’s okay. This is the main task two, and the main task three is the real beginning. What about giving him the game? However, we can't fall behind too much. At the very least, we have to squeeze the dead fatty and Pan Zhengyi down."

All apostles began to act secretly again in their own way. stand up.

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Pop.

James Gordon Jr. fiercely threw the police cap to the ground.

Very angry.

Suddenly he remembered the news of a cerebral hemorrhage.

A mouthful of fishy sweetness came out of his mouth, and was swallowed back by little James Gordon.

Gudong Gudong--

Young James Gordon drank the drink in his hand and was overwhelmed.

After the shock, he suddenly smiled coldly.

Another police officer suddenly laughed strangely.

He shook his head abruptly, putting aside the unrealistic idea.

Old Gordon was stared wide-eyed in surprise.

"..."

"old friend, run away."

Bruce shook his glass: "Although I can't guess his puzzle, But it can also be seen that the final explosion of the riddle gentleman is definitely very large, otherwise he would not call it a "sky fireworks". If every sentence represents an explosion site, there are too many targets, and there is no time to dismantle the bomb... Unless you can catch him."

Old Gordon squeezed the phone, rather speechless: "You know, I was born in Gotham."

"Understood."

Last night, this "fake Joker" had already robbed GBC once, and didn't expect to repeat the same mistake tonight.

As everyone knows, Joker is dead.

"Ha--" in the sky "Joker" looked down on Gotham from high above with a crazy look.

No one can guess why this GBC was robbed by a "fake clown" time and time again.

"hehehe......" The clown suddenly jerked his whole body like a wind, and his hoarse voice spread throughout Gotham through the radio system.

"Why so?"

"Because of... love? Stupid Odoudou-"

Gotham: "???? "

"Hehehe...Do you think I'm crazy?" The "Joker" illusory shadow that can support both heaven and earth suddenly put on a serious expression.

Gotham: Nonsense! "Hey, look, there are actually two sides to madness." The fake Joker stretched out his white palm, the front and the back were erected separately, and then the scarlet messy lips suddenly cracked toward the base of the ear.

――It was a grinning clown smile.

"But actually, hehehe, you see, this side is madness, and the other side of madness is...art!"

The fake Jokerillusory shadow is suddenly in the sky, Point to a building.

There--

Louis E. Griff Memorial High School! bang! In an instant, where the clown pointed, there was a violent explosion, and the fire... burst into the sky! Shine on the whole city!

The whole city... is boiling instantly! This is... the real clown!

Once King of Darkness...Joker! ! And no one found a corner.

Li Erpang was dumbfounded.

Next second.

Li Erpang was crying and crying hysterically--

"I fuck your uncle, Pan Zhengyi! That's the explosion Ahhhh that I worked so hard to bury--"

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Everyone is speechless!

No wonder the bride has to be transported! This bride doesn't know how long it has been drying up, but it's almost suffocated!

Once they fail to deliver the cannon, they will all be under the wrath of the ghost bride... all will die!

(End of this chapter)