I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

  Chapter 555 There is evil here! After giving the blueprint to Xu Jingjing, Kudo Shinji chose a Feng Shui entrance and entered the sewer.

After Xu Jingjing and Li Changge finished chatting, they felt inexplicably reasonable.

Although she has not known Yi Lin for a long time, every time she thinks of Yi Lin's various performances, Xu Jing's teeth are itching, and she feels weirdly at the same time.

Inside the bar.

It is still a mess.

But no matter who it is, it's not surprising that this kind of messy situation is not surprising. If the pirates can settle down, they will not be called pirates.

"My grass! Who drank the wine of this Uncle?"

"Lao Tzu is a pirate of the Caribbean, with nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine Legendary pirates. ――"

Boom! A wine bottle flew out from the corner and directly knocked the "Legendary Pirate" into a faint, and lay on the ground, foaming at the mouth.

"hahahaha! Cheers!"

"Don’t get drunk or go back~"

A clean, delicate and pretty young guy was walking around In the crowd.

Skillfully avoid all kinds of wine bottles, bullets, gold coins, underwear, hats, and drunken people flying around.

After serving a glass of wine to one of the tables, Yi Lin, a handsome guy, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said to himself with a voice that he could only hear, "Although this is fine I exercised the'music power', but the consumption is indeed too large. Forget it, hide and rest for a while."

Yi Lin took a deep breath, and the chest was slightly up and down.

He looked at his chest blankly.

Those two regiments are really the source of troubles. It took Yi Lin several days to finally be able to breathe normally in this "squashed" posture.

Right now.

One of the tables in the corner.

Two desolate pirates, drinking cheap rum, were whispering.

Originally, they seemed to want to maintain a mysterious atmosphere, but after a few drinks, their voices became involuntarily louder.

"Hey, have you heard that?'That' has appeared again."

"You mean--"

"Shh! "One of the drunks slammed the wooden wine glass on the table, rattling, and shouting loudly: "You are very quiet! And, don't you say the name'that'! Do you want to be cursed!" "

I heard the word "curse".

The two shivered, and they woke up a bit from the alcohol.

"I heard...that more than a dozen pirate ships were eaten by'that'?"

"Hiccup~tsk tsk tsk~It’s terrible! I heard that the sea area, At first glance, it is full of shipwrecks..."

"Ai, this is more terrifying than the ghost ship ten years ago!"

"Ah~ as long as you don’t go to sea,' No matter how terrifying, it has nothing to do with us! Cheers! For freedom!"

"Cheers! For...women!"

Yi Lin moved his ears.

It's... "That" again.

In the past few days hiding in the fiery rose for information, Yi Lin has overheard information about "that" from many people.

But for the pirates, "that" seems to be an extremely terrifying existence, an existence that dare not even mention its name.

There is even a saying that as long as you say the name of "that", you will be targeted by "it", cursed, and then swallowed.

Pirates have always believed in curses.

And the curse does exist.

There are all kinds of mysterious in the great sea, such as undead, curse, sea monster, sea god, and so on.

Another example is "Bringing a woman on board will bring bad luck."

The superstitious pirates are always very taboo about the lessons learned by countless seniors in exchange for their lives.

In the past few days, Yi Lin has gradually understood the main theme of this world.

But Yi Lin has not yet triggered the so-called main task.

But Yi Lin has already speculated.

It’s just not yet started.

He has made a plan and is waiting for an opportunity.

Well, if the trial map of the inner world this time is a vast ocean, then Yi Lin is not in a hurry.

If he didn't guess wrong, he will probably stay here for a long time this time.

The larger the map, the longer the time span.

Although this experience is not absolute, it is true for most trials.

"Rin! Come here~"

Just when Yi Lin was thinking.

A sweet voice came from the counter.

As soon as all the pirates heard that voice, they couldn't help but look in the direction of the sound.

I saw a tall, hot-dressed, dark-skinned beautiful woman, holding a bottle of wine in her hand, facing Yi Lin beckons with the hand in a slightly drunken gesture.

"Tsk..."

Yi Lin twitched his lips. Seeing this woman drank again, Yi Lin had a kind of condensed "slap", a few slapped slaps The urge to wake her up.

But fortunately, I resisted it.

Yi Lin does not intend to expose his abilities.

At least for now.

"Here is here!"

Yi Lin yelled loudly as a response.

After all, this bar is too noisy, and all speeches rely on roaring, otherwise they will not be heard at all.

At this time.

The pirates who were drinking almost the same, watching the excitement were not too big of a problem, dazzling the harrass, cast lustful eyes at the black beauties on the counter one after another.

Many regular customers even chuckled rum to the black beauty and said, "Yo~Lady Boss, change to a man again?"

"tsk tsk tsk, this kid Doesn’t look good?"

"Why did Lady Boss change this tune? Huh?"

"I am still wondering, why there is a newcomer to the'hot rose' Yeah, it turned out to be Lady Boss’s new face! Boy, remember to serve our sister Ruth, ah no, it should be Ruth Aunt!"

"Opening! Open!" I bet this pretty boy can live for three days!"

"Four days!"

"Two days!"

"……"

Yi Lin has long been accustomed to the tune of the pirates chatting, with the same expression, walking to Lady Boss, keeping a certain distance without a trace: "Is something wrong with me?"

"Hehe, don't see you." Outside!"

Ruth wrapped an arm around Yi Lin’s shoulder, stretched out her slender fingers and poked Yi Lin’s chest a few times, then lay down in Yi Lin’s ear and whispered. The mouth spit out a tempting aroma of wine.

"Would you like to let them out to breathe? Don't suffocate my cute little white rabbits!"

Yi Lin helplessly patted Lady Boss on himself Wiping fingers on his chest, he said blankly: "Lady Boss, if there is nothing special, I'll take a rest."

"Yo~ why you guys are still so cold and ruthless~ I like it. ~"

Ruth ying ying ying covered her face and started crying.

Seeing this, the surrounding pirates roared, whistled and laughed wretchedly.

pa! Ruth suddenly pulled out a musket from her crotch, shot fiercely on the bar, and glanced around: "Shut up the old lady! It's all a group of people. The soft eggs that the birds have no eggs, believing or not the old lady trapped you?"

For such sturdy words, other pirates have long been surprised, and after a moment of silence in the bar, it soon overflowed happy laughter and cheerful voices.

"Cheers!"

"For Ruth!"

"Cheers!"

"Woohoo~ Let's go sailing together~ Raise the flag~" Someone suddenly sang loudly.

Someone started, and other pirates also drank rum and sang the enduring "Pirate Song" that has been circulating for many years with a phony voice.

"Pull it~ the thief and beggar ~ we will never die~"

"The king and his men sneaked up from the queen’s bed and bound her to her in the bones ~hiccup~~~"

"We have the ocean and power~where should we wander~"

"……"

Ruth face Putting away the gun blankly, he sipped: "It's all a bunch of useless guys."

Yi Lin glanced at Ruth.

"Lady Boss, can you take your hand off first?"

"Ah~Sister forgot~"

"……"

Ruth.

The full name is ominous.

It is the Lady Boss of "Spicy Rose".

As for the Boss... it's already dead.

One after another died.

I heard that many years ago, after a damn Legendary pirate reattached the broken "Trident", the curses on the ocean were revived, and Ruth Lady Boss heard that she was also burdened with a kind of Extremely terrifying curse.

-"Koff".

It is said that as long as a man has sex with Ruth, he will never die.

There are rumors that Ruth’s last husband, that is, the last Boss of "Fiery Rose", young and promising, handsome and handsome, just a few days after she had a good relationship with Ruth, she was caught by the one in the bar. The luxurious and noble chandelier smashed to death.

It is said that a total of six people were smashed at the time, and the other five were magically intact. However, because Ruth’s ex-husband was too tall, he was smashed and his brain burst instantly. It was extremely miserable before he had time to jump Q a few more times.

Later, someone was not afraid of death and couldn't help but touch Ruth's little hand.

And that person just sailed out of the port on the 3rd day of "touching his hands", he accidentally fell from the observation platform, and fell into a hemiplegia.

Horrible! This kind of deeds, one pass ten, ten pass a hundred, in Tetuga Island, as long as you are a man, you don’t need to know the pirate so-and-so, but you definitely have to know Ruth.

After all... will die.

Therefore, as long as a pirate likes rum and beautiful women, he has no interest in the beautiful Ruth.

After all... no one wants to be Ruth's "next ex-husband".

"Lady Boss, you are not right."

Yi Lin said seriously: "Don't forget, I am a woman."

Ruth She smiled: "Huh? Little Lin? I almost forgot if you didn't say it."

While talking, Ruth's claws stretched over Yi Lin's body.

Yi Lin quickly broke away from Ruth's arms and ran towards the backstage of the bar.

He had long expected that the role of "Elizabeth Rin" would definitely attract a lot of trouble, so Yi Lin simply disguised himself in order to avoid the bloody plot, and forcibly turned back into a strong man, but didn't. t expect provokes a woman who is more terrifying than a man.

"What am I..."

Yi Lin locked the door and listened to the movement outside.

After seeing Lady Boss not chasing her, Yi Lin quietly sighed in relief.

Restore spirit energy value by the way.

"The best place to recruit outlaws is on Tetuga Island."

Yi Lin stared at the flickering candlelight in front of him, and fell into contemplation: "Information also It’s almost time to inquire. Ordinary pirates have limited knowledge, and it’s just a waste of time to stay. Well, preparing to act, it’s so happy to decide."

Yi Lin's killing will not admit that he actually I was afraid of this woman.

At night.

"Lady Boss! I want to take time off!"

Pop.

Yi Lin proudly patted the Lady Boss room.

In the room.

The mist is lingering, full of a charming fragrance of roses.

I saw Ruth immersed in a steaming wooden barrel full of rose petals. Drowsily hung her arms on the edge of the wooden barrel.

Seeing Yi Lin walk in without knocking on the door, Ruth didn’t mind. Instead, she smiled and smiled at Yi Lin beckons with the hand: "Oh, it's a good time to come and help my sister to rub her back~"

The three of them glanced at each other, changing their positions quickly, forming a triangle shape, enclosing the "fake Yi Lin".

"Say!"

Xu Jingjing aimed at the knee of "fake Yi Lin" with the flashing milk-white holy light arrow tip... After thinking about it, Xu Jingjing aimed at the center of his eyebrows. In the meantime, murderous-looking said: "Where did you hide our president! Tell me, I'll be happy!"

(End of this chapter)