I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

"I really don't want to be calamity ()"! When Yi Lin came to Marni's farm.

That middle-aged rhyme wore a tight-fitting buttocks and worked in the fields pouting.

It's no wonder that Lao Lu is so stubborn to Marnie.

Yi Lin thought of Vincent's evaluation of Big Mouth, secretly nodded.

"If you want to buy cows, you must own a cowshed."

Yi Lin speaking of which ask.

"The favorability is not in place."

Yi Lin looked at Marnie's face and understood the reason.

I haven't brushed up enough goodwill.

Even if the residents of the town accept him normally, they still face coldly.

But Yi Lin doesn't care.

He went to strike up a conversation with the woman, Marnie, but it was a vain shot.

While Marnie was not paying attention, Yi Lin walked to the corner of the farm and activated [Like a Shadow Following the Body] and [Shadow Following the Body] and got into Marnie's house.

In Vincent's words, Marnie is a resident with a lot of stories.

She was a flower in town when she was young.

Is married now, nobody knows.

In Marnie’s farm, there are Marnie’s nephew [Thanksgiving] and Marnie’s niece [Jace] who live together.

They are all nephews and nieces. Yi Lin thinks the relationship is a bit complicated. Maybe if you look into it carefully, you can find out what secrets are there.

But now Yi Lin is not here to explore Marnie's secrets.

During his time in gu gu town, he almost figured out the behavior patterns of the residents in the town.

Go to work, wander around, open a shop.

At this time, Marnie's house is empty.

Yi Lin enters the house.

The buildings in gu town all have [indestructible] attributes, which means that in gu gu town, these buildings cannot be forcibly destroyed with martial power.

This is not the first time Yi Lin has seen this setting.

You can’t even take it down. Otherwise, it would be invincible to take it back and use it as a shield.

A weird thought flashed in his mind, without stopping, he quickly found Marnie's bedroom and entered it.

Marnie’s bedroom is simple in style and nothing special.

Yi Lin felt the release, and soon found the target under Marnie's bed.

"Why did you get under the bed? This old Lu and Marnie... are very fierce."

Yi Lin has a strange expression and snaps his fingers. Crumpled purple shorts floated from the bottom of Marnie's bed.

I remembered the experience of washing his hands to wash away several layers of skin after contacting Lao Pan’s [Good Friend of Harley Quinn], Yi Lin refused to touch it with his hands. A little closer, Yi Lin looked towards purple shorts.

In the next second, the attribute of the shorts appeared in front of Yi Lin.

……

[Lu Yisi’s lucky purple shorts]

[Grade] Epic

[Effect] Lucky +5.0

[Durable] Never wear out

[Explanation] Click to view details.

……

"………………"

Looking at the attribute of the purple shorts.

Yi Lin fell into a one minute silence.

He... is numb.

Yi Lin reached the spirit attribute of the extraordinary level. With his mind, absolutely didn't expect. This seemingly ordinary and a bit ugly purple shorts... It is actually an Epic Grade equipment. !

Outrageous!

Looking at the attribute, Yi Lin also thinks as it should be by rights.

【Lucky +5】!

[Never wear out]!

These two attributes are definitely beyond the category of [Rare Grade], and it is not too much to comment on Epic Grade.

Epic Grade is also divided into three to six or nine.

Only talking about the weapon series, Pan Zhengyi's stick, and Yi Lin's [Storm Thunder Messenger], you cannot generalize.

But anyway, this pair of shorts is Epic Grade.

"But...who would wear it!"

When I thought of where these shorts came from, this was the reason for Yi Lin's entanglement.

These are second-hand pants. Even if the shorts have the [lucky +5] attribute, Yi Lin will never wear them.

This is the principle.

is also the bottom line.

Yi Lin cannot, at least not.

Moreover, this pair of shorts is not marked with restrictions such as "cannot be taken out of this trial".

In other words, this pair of shorts can be taken out.

Perhaps after taking it out, this pair of shorts will flow into the apostle circle, which can set off a bloody storm.

Many apostles do not have this kind of cleanliness and bottom line.

Maybe for the awesome attribute, even if it is Li Erpang, even women are willing to wear it.

Everything is just for survival.

even more how, after the version update, from the previous mode of getting random rewards in trials, it was changed to a new version of Krypton Gold mode that uses DP to draw props from the wishing pool. With this pair of shorts, no matter who it is, they will go farther and farther and smoother on the road of Kryptonium.

"Wait, this pair of underwear, even if I don't wear it, it's okay to wear it to other people in the guild!"

Yi Lin suddenly had a bold idea.

Twenty minutes later.

Yi Lin was sneaky and easily avoided everyone's sight. He walked around behind the mayor Lu Yisi, who was shaking his head, sighing, and hammering his old waist with one hand.

"cough cough."

Yi Lin coughed twice and canceled [Like a Shadow Following the Body], and the purple panties fell behind Lu Yisi's feet.

"Old Lu, take a step to speak."

"Yo!"

Lao Lu glanced at the purple shorts at his feet, subconsciously rushed over... ...But it was empty.

The purple shorts moved strangely to the left.

Lao Lu didn't believe in evil, so he rushed again.

This time, the purple shorts were slapped directly on Lao Lu's face, making a snap.

Yi Lin reluctantly shrugged, by the way, repeat the last sentence: "Lao Lu, I said it, take a step to speak."

"…………"

After one minute.

Lao Lu Lao's face is full of sorrow.

On the table, it is Schrödinger’s underwear, which can be seen but cannot be touched.

Yi Lin didn't care about Lao Lu's thoughts, and hooked his finger: "I have gone through sufferer untold hardships to help you find the lucky purple shorts. What about the good rewards?"

Yi Lin hit the blood and talked about the conditions.

Old Lu Chang sighed.

He didn't make any extra effort to ask Yi Lin where he got it.

Where did he lose his shorts? Others don't know, he still doesn't know?

At this point, Lao Lu still has it in his heart. He just didn't expect that these shorts could magically get under the bed, into the blind spot of Lao Lu's vision.

"1000G!"

Lao Lu held out a finger and offered the price.

Yi Lin smiled kindly, but didn't say anything.

"2000G!"

Yi Lin continued to smile.

"3000G! No more!" Poor Luis gritted his teeth. This was the highest price he could give.

Inside the house, the wooden chair behind Yi Lin is inclined forty-five degrees. Yi Lin drowsily leaned on the back of the chair, raised Erlang's legs, folded his hands on his knees, and made a relaxed posture. He hehe smiled: "I heard that on the 11th day of summer, the governor would take a boat to the town of gu gu to hold the annual grand'Hawaiian banquet'."

Intelligence is reflected at this time. The importance of it.

Lu Yisi was taken aback.

The holiday is this holiday.

What does it have to do with his baby shorts?

Yi Lin looked at Lu Yisi’s stunned expression, stretched his waist, and said casually, "I am a person, I am most willing to help others, but, Lao Lu, you give too much It’s missing. Do you think I’m missing those three or five thousand people? Who do you look down on?"

"..."

"I heard, Hawaii At the banquet, a booth will be set up, but the quality of the items on my farm is not high, there is nothing to show...The mayor’s shorts look pretty."

"............"

"I also heard that on the day of the Hawaiian banquet, there will be a'Balaku soup'. Everyone puts an ingredient in the soup and cooks it in a big pot. Look, Lao Lu, the reward is not in place. , I’m upset. When I’m upset, I feel flustered, chest tight, unhappy, and even trembling."

As Yi Lin said, that Schrödinger’s purple shorts are really at the table. I shuddered the last time I moved.

Old Lu was dumbfounded.

Yi Lin was afraid that Lao Lu could not figure it out, and kindly reminded: "Wan accidentally shakes Lao Lu's baby into the soup..."

"Fuck!" Lao Lu was furious. Slap a rusty and old key on the desktop: "Young farmer, you won!"

[gu gu mayor of town, Lu Yisi has a favorability rating of -100! 】

……

Yi Lin smiled and walked out of Lu Yisi's door. After going out, he remembered something and kindly reminded: "My mouth is really strict, don't worry, Under normal circumstances, I would never say anything about this. I forgot to mention it just now. When I am in a bad mood, my mouth will tremble, so if my mouth trembles, I accidentally say something that shouldn’t be said... …"

"Good-looking farmer, farewell! Welcome to come often! Gu gu town will always welcome you!"

Lu Yisi's wrinkled old face in the pink and black, instantly Become the sun shining, smiles are sent to each other.

【The mayor of gu town, Lu Yisi's favorability is +250! 】

Yi Lin left with satisfaction.

This wave is perfect.

Return this Epic Grade shorts to Lu Yis first.

Yi Lin is also unwilling to stay with him for so long. He has other plans and is not in a hurry.

The shorts will be revealed for the time being.

As for whether Lao Lu will lose [Lu Yisi's lucky purple shorts] again, this is not what Yi Lin is worried about.

But Yi Lin is eager for Lao Lu to lose it again.

According to Lao Lu's temperament, the task of throwing shorts again and looking for them had to fall on his head.

A one-time task is over and over again as a daily task to do, as long as there is a reward, Yi Lin is also happy to work harder.

After going out.

Yi Lin looked at the key that Lao Lu handed him with a sad face.

……

[Community Center Gate Key]

[Grade] Normal

[Effect] It can open the gate of the abandoned community center .

[Explanation] Be careful. It is said that the place...is not clean.

……

Not far to the north of gu gu town, in the suburban area, there is indeed a dangerous building.

It is said that it has been abandoned for many years.

To be honest, when Yi Lin explored the map, Zeng went in and took a quick look.

No weirdness was found.

It is indeed a dilapidated building inside.

There are still holes in the ceiling.

But since Lao Lu gritted his teeth and gave the key, there should be something unusual.

After putting away the key, Yi Lin checked the balance in his pocket and walked to the grocery store in Pipier.

At the entrance of the grocery store, there is a truck parked, and Lady Boss is working hard to move boxes of heavy goods into the store.

Yi Lin saw that this seemed to be an opportunity to gain a good impression. He hurried forward and offered to help.

I also gave a small gift by the way.

[Carolyn’s favorability +1! ]

[Carolyn's favorability degree +20! 】

The front is the favorability of helping to carry the goods.

Next is the favorability of gift giving.

Caroline looked at Yi Lin's face and finally changed.

No longer as cold as before.

Pipier was busy in the house, letting his wife chat with Yi Lin at the door.

"You people who work in the farm are physically strong. My Pierre is weak and can't compare to you."

"It's okay."

Yi Lin modestly said, after all, he is also lazy and cheating, and he is not tired at all.

"In fact, if you exercise more, you can practice. The leather store manager exercises too little and he refuses to even move things by himself."

"Yes," Caroline The expression is too many and nostalgic:

"I remembered that when I was young, I also liked sports, likes to go out, and like to play. When I first moved to gu gu town, I liked to walk alone near the mage tower. I I knew a friend before, and he was very willing to help others. Oh, yes..." Caroline said halfway through, her expression changed slightly, as if she had noticed that she had missed her mouth, she lowered her voice and warned: "Don't tell Pi. Well, he is more suspicious."

Huh?

Yi Lin didn't expect, this time the gift was really delivered right. From Caroline's words, a blind spot was accidentally discovered.

"Mage Tower?"

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