I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

"I really don't want to be calamity ()"! What the fuck?

This damned sentence is not an inner monologue of a certain person or a certain person.

It is the voice of hundreds of thousands of people who are staying in Haiting City when falling from the dozen or so armed helicopters in the radiant red and white two-color balls.

Hundreds of thousands of people, at the same time cry out!

What a fuck!

So this is the lottery session?

Never heard of this kind of lottery.

Do you call this lottery?

Countless red and white balls fall from in the sky to every corner of the central city of Haiting.

Li Family's armed helicopter fleet flight technology is very advanced.

This wave of two-color balls is spread very evenly, without intentionally deviating to which side.

After Li Kai’s holographic projection disappeared, he continued to hide behind the scenes. By covering the city’s broadcast, he began to recite the rules of the "lottery lottery session":

"First round lottery lottery session" The rules are as follows, please follow the rules for lottery."

"One, there are precision electronic components hidden in every ball. When these precision electronic components are touched by a slight external force, It is easy to damage. If the component is finally detected, it will be regarded as a waiver;"

"Second, those with strength can get more than one red ball to enter the next "interview" link. Friendly reminder , You can get more balls. In the interview session, you can get more favors. The jury will give extra points as appropriate;"

"Three, no matter who it is, after getting the red ball, all You can dispose of it freely. After all, we are just an ordinary job fair, not a trial task. You can relax your mind and don’t be nervous;"

"The last point is also the most important point. Our apocalypse The guild always regards harmony as the most important thing. The president means that we don’t want someone to kill people on our territory on the day we officially recruit. Hehe, as long as we don’t kill people, everything else is easy to say."

Every time Li Kai uttered a rule, someone would deep in one's heart exhale a sentence.

Who made this rule?

A little bit of excitement!

After listening to the rules, many people ignited inexplicably

.

This gameplay is similar to the inner world trial mission, dare you say it's just an ordinary job fair?

Especially the last point.

Li Kai almost made it clear.

As long as you don't kill people?

In other words, you can do anything except murder!

Li Kai smiled and said the rules, and finally moistened his throat, feeling relaxed in his heart, and concluded his speech:

"Then, the lottery session officially begins. From now on until 10 noon Two o'clock. Before the end of the time, send it to the designated place. The corresponding interview point is equipped with a sensor light and the red light is on, and you can pass. I wish everyone a good life and a good time."

After speaking, the city broadcast was completely silent.

Hundreds of thousands of people: "……………………"

……

At the same time.

"Li Kai is quite thoughtful, he is indeed an old politician."

Yi Lin is sitting cross-legged on the top of the Great Engineer Tower.

With the best view of the city, there is a tablecloth in front of him with a lot of exquisite dishes-this kind of situation, anyone can see, he is having a picnic happily .

"Fireworks! Fireworks! Fireworks!"

Xueer sat aside, with food stuffed in her mouth, and looked at the colorful balls in the sky happily while pointing towards her mouth. Lisay.

"Master, you are eccentric!"

At this time, Jia Qinmei was aside, akimbo and bulging cheeks, unhappy: "You are too eccentric!"

She seems to have dressed up specially today: I saw Xiaomei wearing a plain apron, empty inside, wearing an elegant formal maid skirt, and tight fishnet stockings with small high heels.

Yi Lin feels very strange, Jia Qinmei's mind is filled with nothing, all these strange mix and match styles all day long, and I don't know if it is in Kanzaki City, after being penetrated by tentacles. What repercussions.

Speaking of which, it seems that after Little Wu returned from Kanzaki City, he has become a little weird. Maybe there is a connection between the two.

Could this be the so-called "mental pollution"?

Well, this is worth studying.

Let’s talk about Jia Qinmei’s complaint again.

Jia Qinmei stood in circles, her bare back turned in front of Yi Lin from time to time, a little dazzling in the bright sun. At this time, Bai Xiaoyi took the initiative to float out from Yi Lin's right hand, with a dazzling smile on his face: "Eccentric? What's wrong with the master's eccentricity? How long have you been here? Have you seen it, red and white, it's not enough. Explain the problem?"

Bai Xiaoyi tone barely fell, Nie Hongxiu seemed unwilling to be alone in it, she also followed closely from behind bubbling on Yi Lin right hand. It's just that she didn't say much, the white and clean barefoot lightly touched the void, the five-toed beads were round and jade, and the gorgeous red and gorgeous embroidered wedding dress spread out. Nie Hongxiu raised his chin and stared at the cold posture of the colorful balls in the sky, but she was a beautiful scenery on her own.

Yi Lin knew that they were fighting for the color of the "ball", so he waved his hand, helplessly said: "Don't fight, I declare in advance that this is not my idea, these moths are all Li Kai tossing Yes."

With Yi Lin's words, Bai Xiaoyi's face instantly turned black.

Nie Hongxiu also turned his head, a murderous aura brewing silently.

"Really?" Yi Lin said, Xiao Mei was satisfied again.

"Uh, actually, I also made a little comment." Yi Lin squeezed his thumb and forefinger, indicating what is meant by "a little bit". At the same time, he couldn't help but complain secretly in his heart. Why didn't Li Kai add the black ball at that time? Whoever picks it up will ascend to the sky, the kind of ball that will explode and play.

It's better now. Now the three little mother spirits, who are not in harmony, let Yi Lin fall into two breads with cheese, not humans inside and outside.

"cough cough, but these are not the key points." Yi Lin watched the face of the three mother spirits change again and again. He didn't want to work hard in the town of gu gu for three hundred and sixty days. The spirit level dropped, so I could only change the subject smoothly: "Speaking of which, this little game set up by Kai Li is actually quite interesting."

"Oh? How do you say it?"

p>

Yi Lin's words really diverted the attention of the three mother spirits on the "color", and at the same time they came together. Three fragrant heads squeezed together.

"Hehe, look at—"

Yi Lin glanced at Xue'er who was still working hard, and when she saw her eating choppy, she didn't mess up. An Xin made an on-site commentary on the job fair for the three mother spirits.

He was wearing a hanging ring, and when he turned his fingers on the horizontal plane where his chest was flattened, a stream of light lines followed the rotation of Yi Lin's fingers, forming a circle in front of Yi Lin.

This is a small spell created by Yi Lin when he was bored in gu gu town. It can leave a corresponding trajectory in the air, except for writing, confession, and drawing, without any actual effects such as attack or defense.

But to say it's useful, it's... paper-saving, environmentally friendly, convenient, good-looking, cool, and pretending.

Oh? Counting it down, this little spell named "Light Pattern" by Yi Lin still has many advantages.

Yi Lin silently gave five-star praise for his spell.

"The scope of this circle is the scope of the'camouflage canopy' of the great engineer."

The three little mother spirits listened carefully.

Yi Lin took out thirty crystals.

Thirty crystals slowly floated to the periphery of the "circle", evenly distributed.

"These thirty points are the'interview points' set by Kai Li."

"Assuming this is a race, equivalent to here is the end point."

"Each interview site is marked with a corresponding number."

Yi Lin writes in the void with his fingers.

With the help of a small practical spell, the numbers from "1" to "30" are lit up above thirty crystals.

"Oh--"

"Hey."

"The master is great!"

The three of them sent out corresponding The exclamation, the reaction was different, very supportive.

Yi Lin smiled knowingly: "Each red ball is also marked with a corresponding number. And every applicant, all they need to do is to bring the corresponding number of red balls with To the destination."

On the surface, the rules seem simple.

There is even a little bit of inner world trial.

"But," Bai Xiaoyi understood. She tilted her head and asked her doubts directly: "Master, according to what you mean, the red ball is the goal, then What's the use of other white balls?" After that, Bai Xiaoyi couldn't help but have several points of delusion.

Is it because she is "Bai Xiaoyi" that she sets up so many white balls?

I hate it~

How can it be so direct~

Bai Xiaoyi has several points of blushing ears inexplicably.

"?"

Yi Lin looked at Bai Xiaoyi, who was unfathomable mystery clamped his legs and twisted in place after asking the question. At the same time, he slowly raised a question mark. Xin asked whether this little mother spirit had something wrong recently, it was weird.

However, he didn’t ask much, just condescending, looking at the gradually chaotic job fairs, slightly smiled:

"It seems useful to say that it’s useful, but it’s useless to say it’s useless. . Then it depends on the free play of these people."

……

It was when Yi Lin, sitting at the highest point in Haiting City, made a temporary cameo on-site commentary.

At the job fair scene, after Li Kai finished talking about the rules, after a short silence, chaos broke out completely.

One apostle one by one, act first and start frantically snatching the red ball that falls in the air.

If you want to find the few red balls among the radiant white balls, eyesight, reaction and speed are indispensable.

At this time, some apostle, who stood tall or had the ability to fly, fully occupied the geographical advantage and immediately won the red ball.

"ha ha ha-get it! Easy and easy!"

A thin man who has been lurking on the outer wall of a tall building with his hands wearing frog webbed gloves, gently leapt , Accurately sipped a red ball in midair and laughed triumphantly.

"xiu!"

But it was when he was dying.

A long arrow shoots out from the shadows, grazing precisely from the edge of the red ball.

Next second.

The red ball and arrow disappear strangely in front of the frog web man at the same time.

A hundred meters away, in the ladies' toilet of a tall building, a woman is coldly smiled. She opened her palms, and a red ball appeared without warning.

The fight, it's started!

In the new era, everyone knows the importance of holding thighs!

The Apocalypse Guild, the first in this world, is certified by the full server announcement.

If all this is the work of the Supreme Existence who claims to be a "god", then in other words, this guild's world number one is the certification of the gods, and it is not deceived.

Apocalypse Guild, but a golden thigh root!

Who doesn't want to hug!

In the red ball competition, every apostle has used all his best, all kinds of superpowers, and each shows divine ability.

By the side of the street.

In the shadow corners.

Thirteen visitors from a foreign country in cloaks were completely unprepared by the sudden chaos in front of them.

"Wang, let's retire first! I don't know why, the mysterious Apocalypse Guild wants to do this kind of thing, and stay here again, it is easy to expose us!"

The headed woman's face is hidden in the cloak.

The scabbard that our ancestors have lost for many years is in this city.

In the hands of someone.

Leaving here, but unwilling.

But,

The subordinates are right!

They came to this district server as "intruders".

Here, once their identities are exposed, what awaits them will be endless pursuit!

Kill them and drop the relic box!

Who can bear not doing it!

After struggling for a while, the woman headed in the cloak took a long breath.

"Okay, we—"

She hasn't finished saying this.

"Pop."

A red ball bounced hundreds of times on the wall between the high-rise buildings, and finally fell in front of her by coincidence.

"…………?"

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