I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

"I really don't want to be calamity ()"! Yi Lin Since this matter is handed over to Li Kai, as long as Li Kai does not make any mistakes in principle, Yi Lin will not interfere too much.

This kind of scene, maybe Li Kai is more experienced than Yi Lin.

To manage a huge guild, and it is also the world's first apocalypse guild, without certain management methods, it is difficult to arrange everything in an orderly manner.

For Li Kai, Yi Lin is a noble person. But on the contrary, is Li Kai not Yi Lin's nobleman?

This relationship is mutual.

"Father, father, Xueer wants to see the fireworks~ Huahua~ okay~"

Xueer ate and drank, licking her wet red lips, acting spoiled.

Yi Lin is not used to the identity of this "father" yet.

Xueer's "father" cry always makes Yi Lin feel that something is wrong.

But after listening, I don’t feel annoying inexplicably.

Yi Lin feels a little headache.

How should this suddenly extra daughter explain to the others in the guild?

If the explanation is not good, the explanation is not clear, the explanation is not clear enough... the consequences are serious!

And Yi Lin discovered that Cher's appetite is particularly big.

It's too big.

Yi Lin worked hard in the town of gu gu to produce food with positive attributes. In just a few hours, it was almost completely wiped out by Xueer.

Although he is not yet distressed because of this little "soul cooking", Xueer's appetite makes Yi Lin feel frightened.

The reason why Xiaoxi sent Xueer to her and made him like to be a father is because Xueer's appetite is too ridiculous, and Xier can't grasp it, right?

I can't hold it anymore!

Yi Lin's eyes twitched slightly, looking at the piles of bones and food residue left on the picnic tablecloth, he sighed in his heart, but said, "Fireworks, it depends on the chance."

"Opportunity?"

Xue Er tilted her head,

said she was puzzled.

Yi Lin faintly said: "Fireworks depends on the number of people who want to see them and whether they are in a hurry. If many people want to see, father will set off fireworks for Xue'er."

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"Can't Xue Er want to see it?"

The good girl is not happy anymore, pouting, shaking Yi Lin's arm.

Yi Lin's shoulder makes a crisp sound of ka ka skeleton rubbing.

Hiss.

This kind of acting like a baby is really unbearable to most people.

Yi Lin calmly added a layer of invisible mind power armor to his shoulders, crushed a Perfect level crystal by the way, and patted himself with an "armor technique". Just in case. He was comforted: "Uh, these fireworks are a little bit fierce, but father promises that if there is a chance, I will show them to Xueer."

"Well, say yes, father is the best!" "

Xueer is only satisfied here.

Yi Lin is working hard to assume the role of "new father".

The three mother spirits, Nie Hongxiu, Bai Xiaoyi, and Jia Qinmei, looked at Little Princess holding Yi Lin's arm coquettishly, and the light of maternal love was faintly revealed in her eyes.

So cute!

"Master, it seems that these 30 interview sites are surrounded by people?"

After having a fight with Xueer for a while, Bai Xiaoyi put his toes on He smashed and floated on the edge of the top of the Great Engineer's tower, asking questions.

"Heh," Yi Lin had Cher on his arm, he walked to Bai Xiaoyi's side, and continued to be a job fair commentator: "When the two-color lottery ball falls, unless you are lucky Except for those who can just be hit by a red ball, most of the first wave of red balls are gathered in the hands of the mental side and the agile side. No matter how fast the power side is, it can be more flexible than the agile side. It’s still a bit short. Not to mention that in the mental side, there are a lot of weird abilities suitable for coping with the current situation."

"Then the power side wants to grab the red ball, there is only one way left. ...Hard grab."

"No matter how the first group grabs the red ball on the agile side, the mental side, how to go around, how to walk, how to hide, if they want to pass the lottery, they can’t avoid it. One step."

"That is, the red ball of the corresponding number must be sent to the designated'interview point'. Therefore, the power side only needs to stand in the way of transporting the red ball. That's it. The initial contention process is completely omitted."

Yi Lin explained it very clearly.

Bai Xiaoyi can naturally understand.

She suddenly realized like a latrine suddenly opened, nodded: "Oh, so that's how it is! Human, so insidious!"

"..."

……

At the same time.

The 28th interview point.

This interview site happens to be next to the east gate.

Not long ago, Li Changge also sold sacks near the east gate.

Speaking of which coincidentally, Li Changge is the interview judge at the 28th interview site.

The interview site is a temporary steel plate tent.

Around the tent, more than 20 divine strategy troops from the Apocalypse Guild were waiting outside the cordon at the interview site.

They are responsible for maintaining the order on site.

Among them, there are many high-level seniors.

It is enough to deal with general situations.

Not to mention, these tactical armies are wearing tactical body armor and carrying modern equipment. They are real guns and live ammunition. They are generally cute and new. Maybe they can’t resist the back and forth of modern heat weapons. Impact and strafing.

And the interview judges at every point are almost all high-level members from the Snow Mountain resident.

Their strength is enough to stand alone.

If someone really dares to make trouble here, it's okay to run into Li Changge and his like. If anyone is unlucky enough to make trouble near the interview site where the ruthless group of Zhi Tianwu and Su Xiaosu are responsible, they can only make trouble. The person mourned in silence.

"Stop!"

On the side of the ten forces, aggressive standing near the 28th interview point.

A woman in ragged clothes with a lot of white flowers and tender flesh torn out of her body, fell flexibly from a tall building, but was stopped by a group of hunks.

The woman's expression changed slightly.

"Hehe, hand over the red ball."

Although the woman's posture is very attractive.

You can go through the apostle of the Life and Death Trial, and will not be confused by the beauty of trifling. After a few more glances, the heart is like still water, and the big fist is pinched hard.

"You can't hold this red ball. You can't hand it over."

The woman tightened her lips and glanced at the ten machos.

She knew that forcing a breakthrough, she might not be able to rush through.

These machos seem to form a steel fence, blocking the end point outside the body.

"Hoo--"

The woman took a long breath, showing helplessness.

She moved quickly and her hands were super fast, and she shook five red balls in front of ten machos.

Next.

She took out the small sacks bought at Li Changge profiteer not long ago in the presence of ten hunks again, shaking her wrists, and there was an afterimage.

"I only took one. I really can't hold the remaining four." The woman smiled slightly, and saw her skin suddenly turn green when she said this. Roots and vines stick out from the tears in the clothes: "My highly poisonous vines have very poison attached to them. The rules of the job fair only say that you cannot kill people in person, but after you are poisoned, take a few steps and then poison to death. , It should have nothing to do with me."

The expressions of the ten hunks changed at the same time for women.

If Yi Lin is here, maybe you will remember that the young women with holes in this dress are Chen Xiaoxiao, who had a relationship in Kanzaki City.

Chen Xiaoxiao smiled slightly, throwing four sacks with "red balls" into the sky.

"I can't hold the red ball, I will give it to you!"

Chen Xiaoxiao, after throwing the sacks, twisted all over his body, rushed to the "interview spot" not far away past.

"Little trick, do you want to lie to me?"

A power-side laughed heartily, expressing disbelief, tentatively punching towards Chen Xiaoxiao.

"You are here."

Chen Xiaoxiao smiled, poisonous vines covering the whole body, like armor, making it impossible for a macho.

On the side of the force, Chen Xiaoxiao easily entered the cordon. Next to the interview point, a red light sensed that Chen Xiaoxiao was carrying a red ball, and the light came on, and the Shence Army ordered Chen Xiaoxiao put it in. After Chen Xiaoxiao passed, she looked towards Li Changge who had been on the sidelines and cast a venomous wink: "Thank you for your sack, big star."

"hehe."

Li Changge smiled lightly.

Behind Chen Xiaoxiao, several people competed for the power side of the sacks.

Another person exclaimed: "Fuck, there are white balls in this sack! It's fake!"

"Good."

Li Changge the whole journey Seeing the performance of Chen Xiaoxiao who passed the lottery session first, he silently added a point.

Similar competitions are staged in every corner around the Great Engineer Tower.

Some people have gradually discovered the magical effect of sacks.

That's how the sacks are used!

Because the red and white balls contain sophisticated electronic components.

Before releasing these balls, Kai Li tested that the electronic components in these balls just exceeded the storage space limit and could not be placed in them. This can also minimize the probability of someone cheating in this way.

At the same time.

A man in casual clothes swaggered to approach the sixth interview site.

The judge of this point is Zhi Tianwu.

Here, there are also many people who stand by and wait for the red ball.

Countless attacks drowned the man.

But after the man was beaten on his stomach, the corners of his mouth were bleeding, and his face was smiling. The lively dragon and animated tiger rushed forward, seemingly unaffected.

"Fuck!"

Everyone was angry, but... can't stop it!

The bloody man with a relaxed expression, accompanied by the red light, stepped into the cordon.

One of the agile rookies who didn't have the chance to grab the red ball, was unwilling and wanted to forcefully cross the cordon and make the last fight.

"As long as you can join this guild..."

What everyone didn't expect was that he forcibly crossed the cordon, and the rest of the spear-bearing army did not Any blocking action is just a roar of laughter.

There is even a new army of the gods, taking pleasure in other people's misfortune, made a "please" gesture.

Next second.

A bright blade light flashed past the tent.

Actually, at this interview site, Zhi Tianwu specifically explained an important thing.

If someone rushes forcibly,

Let him rush, though rush, rush hard, don’t stop.

Zhi Tianwu didn't seem to see the bloody broken arm on the ground, his face was expressionless, and he stepped out of the tent.

"The part that crosses the line, since you don't need it, cut it off."

……

No. 13 interview point.

The judge in charge of the interview is Ning You.

"I really want to go to Chu'er to help."

Ning Youxing is lacking.

But he still awakened.

After all, today is an important day.

No one dare to mess up.

Before the start of the job fair, Kai Li specifically mobilized everyone and reminded them in earnest: "Maybe, someone will make trouble."

Hiss,

On the contrary The president is not here!

This time, Ning You naturally worked harder.

In this guild, no one wants to be looked down upon.

They are high level members and stay in this guild.

Dan Ning's heart is bright.

His friendship with Yi Lin has not yet reached the point where life and death will follow each other.

If he wants to stay in this guild comfortably, stay for a long time, stay at ease, and successfully stay and fly with Xiao Chuer, who is silky butt, he must show his value.

In the Snow Mountain resident, it is a different matter to post DP running a small bar. He was forced to grab this position, and he could do the same if he changed other people.

So, Ning You is striving for a better life in the future that can be tightly entangled by spider silk.

On the right side of Ning, waiting for the newcomers to come through the lottery link, while yelling.

Oh my grass.

Someone really came to the door.

The red light is on.

A short figure in a cloak crossed the cordon.

When the red light comes on, it means that the opponent is carrying a red ball.

Because there are simple sensing elements in the red ball, which only take effect within one meter of the red light.

"Come on, register."

Ning You stepped forward and took out a form.

"Honey...Honey pear."

Under the cloak, a beautiful female voice came out, seemingly shy.

Ning right was taken aback.

This voice is okay.

Change to the previous entertainment shows that just listen to the sound and directly burst the lights, and the lights will be turned on as soon as you open your mouth every minute. You don't need to sing a few words.

Unfortunately, times have changed.

Ning You secretly regretted, filling in the information on the form.

Honey pear?

The name is weird.

It sounds so sweet.

However, the job fair does not stipulate that must use his real name, which does not matter.

"Come on, in this column, fill in the abilities you are good at."

The woman in the cloak, gently pursing her lips, she squeezed the form, seemingly Hesitated, but did not speak.

Taking advantage of the fact that there are not many people passing through, and Ning You is free, he shook the staff sign on his chest and explained with a smile: "Don’t worry, what I fill in here is not for you to fill in. For the skill or ability attribute that you are good at, you only need to write "what are you good at". Even when it comes to the interview, it is the same. Our union does not force you to tell the secret of your abilities, you only need to "show" your own Value, that's it."

A few minutes ago.

Mi Lien and the twelve Knights had a quarrel.

"Wang, foolish! Absolutely no! Our appearance, too far from the Orientals, will definitely be recognized!"

Then, a man with fangs The weirdo just happened to pass by.

Another comment was made: "King! Our hair color is too far from the Orientals!"

There happened to be another man with green curly hair and chewing gum. The apostle on the agile side happened to pass by.

Now, the twelve Knights finally have no objections.

Time goes back to now.

Mi Lien remained silent, silent for a moment, and then crookedly filled in the word "sword technique" on the application form.

"Sword technique, um, mediocre specialty."

Ning You took a look, but didn't care.

In the apostle circle, a sign hit ten people, and maybe half of them are skilled in the sword technique. This is not too rare.

"Standing here, please cooperate, take off your hat, take a picture, and leave a bottom."

"..." Mi Lien hesitated again and stopped. .

So troublesome.

Ning You muttered in his heart. But he knows that there is a lack of trust between the apostle, and the other party's performance is normal in his opinion.

"You have to leave a positive photo, otherwise it will be troublesome to be replaced by someone else in the interview session."

In the distance.

Secretly following the twelve Knights here, their palms are already covered with cold sweat.

This is the site of the world's first guild apocalypse.

One is not good, but it will trigger a cross-server war!

Now, they are completely unprepared for war!

They cross-server this time, not for invasion!

They don't have this mindset either.

But people do not believe it!

Once the king's identity is revealed, the core personnel of their Knight Alliance will attract countless experts from the Tower of Death district!

Huh?

The atmosphere suddenly became serious.

Million's breath was short, and the right hand slowly raised.

"Hoo--"

Mi Lien took off the cloak.

"Duang~"

Accompanied by a bunch of golden dull hairs stubbornly popping up, in front of Ning You, there is a blond woman with exotic features in her facial features. A golden shawl and long hair, reflecting the shining light in the sun, can't help but give birth to a heartfelt urge to ask what brand of shampoo she is using.

The facial features are as exquisite as a special puppet, no matter who comes, they can't fault it. But among the delicate facial features, there is a trembling heroic energy hidden. Ning You looked at it for the first time and immediately noticed that it was not the delicate facial features and perfect face of the blonde woman, but the look in her eyes.

The clear blue eyes, like the color of the unpolluted sea a hundred years ago, and like the blue sky.

"Uh..." After a moment, Ning right gestured to "Mi Li" and stood in front of the camera.

"Stand there, yes, yes, smile, come, laugh—"

Million corner of mouth twitching.

For the time being, I laughed.

Click!

The light flashed, Ning right hand flicked, and the photo arrived.

"OK, please go to the interview candidate area and wait for the notice."

Ning You straightened his chest and finished his first job.

……

"Over, over, over????"

The twelve knights, looking at their king, easily mixed in. Can't help living in the corner, looking at each other in blank dismay, dumbfounded.

Is the guarding consciousness of the world's first guild so, so, so... unique?

They racked their brains and finally came up with the adjective "unique".

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