I Shall Cuck Everyone

[★Zach★

: Did you reserve a seat for me?

Sent to Zach/now…]

[★Zach★

: Hahaha, you piece of shit! You only texted me now that you need a seat. You’re gonna sit on your balls today, hahaha. Wait, do vampires even have balls?

Received/ Now]

‘T-This idiot!’ I grit my teeth while texting and forcing my way through the crowd.

“You nincompoop! Watch out!”

“Argh! You stepped on mah feet!”

People curse loudly at me, as I force my way through the crowd without remorse. Soon after, I arrive at the other side of the Colosseum where all the graduands are seated.

“Your school id please?” A voice suddenly intercepts me, causing me to look down at the source of the sound. Then, my gaze falls on a cute short succubus who is in a black tuxedo suit, with her tail sticking out from behind, little black horns on her head, and her black hair tied into two large buns.

“Your id card please!!” She bellows again, clearly unfazed by my piercing stare.

“I…I forgot my id card…” I reply with a stutter while rubbing the back of my head.

“Argh!! You idiot! Now, you’ve made my job harder.” The succubus curses under her breath as she dips her hand into her pocket and brings out a black device that is similar to a smartphone, but much thicker.

“Place your finger on the fingerprint scanner,”

“Okay.” I say as I oblige her and place my thumb on the fingerprint scanner. Suddenly, a green light flashes from the device followed by a single beeping sound.

“You can go now.” The succubus says as she turns over to other graduands who are trying to get into the graduands area as well.

[Buddy, she said you should go, what are you waiting for? Wait, don’t tell me that you are interested in this succubus… ^__^ (skull face) bruh…]

Hey, Hey, relax… She is cute though. Besides, the succubi are a rare race, and this succubus in front of me is very cute.

[….]

[I agree… But, don’t you think she’s a public meat hole?]

Oh, so you’re saying that a succubus is a public meat hole? Meanwhile, you gave me a mission to conquer a pornstar…

[Okay, fine… Try your luck and see if you can tame her and make her your loyal bitch.]

Sigh, I don’t know why people see the succubi as one horny race…

I believe that th–

“Why are you still standing there and staring at me? Do you have dirt in your eyes?!!” The voice of the succubus can be heard again, causing my body to jerk, which snaps me back to reality.

‘Damn, she’s so mean…’ I mutter as I begin to make my way through the area. Compared to the area where all the other guests are seated, this place is very calm and collected. There are also spaces between the chairs which is quite pleasing.

Suddenly I stop, as my eyes fall on Berg and his lackeys. As if today is a bad day, Berg’s eyes also fall on me.

“Yo, Jake! Come over here!!” Berg suddenly shouts at the top of his voice, running towards me.

*Shit!*

“You don’t have to worry, my friends reserved a seat for me!” I say, turning around and facing another direction.

“Wait, Jake! I’ve changed! I’m no longer a bad guy, you can ask Stan. All of us are now friends!” Berg runs up to me shouting, then finally catches his breath when he gets to me.

“We can also make your friends sit down with us if you want, believe me. I swear I am a changed person…” Berg swears and tries to confuse me.

Sigh…

“Why should I believe you?” I say, folding my hands in frustration. This is Berg, one of the guys I hate the most in school. And also, the one who terrorized all the girls along with his lackeys.

I don’t know what he’s up to, but he has been nice to me for quite some time. However, I still have to be careful.

[Just be cautious, even though he doesn’t look like he has any ill intentions…]

“Okay, I’ll follow you. Just don’t try anything stupid. Or else… I’ll pluck your balls.” I say threateningly, and let a red aura dance on my right palm.

“Y-You have an a-abilty now?!” Berg utters with an expression of disbelief on his face.

“Hahaha, this is so nice!! The restraint on my hand will also be removed after the graduation ceremony! I can’t wait to see the extent of my ability.” Berg grins maniacally and swings his right hand over my neck in excitement.

“Let’s get moving.” He says, and in the next moment, we begin to move to where he was formerly seated, along with his lacke– friends.

I greet all of them by simply shaking them, and then I take a seat next to Stan, who is currently eating a big burger right now.

Berg’s gang consists mainly of seven humans and two elves who probably have a rank amongst themselves. But right now, all of them seem to be talking to themselves casually.

“I’ll go get your friends…” Berg whispers into my ear before sprinting away.

Suddenly, the ceiling of the colosseum turns pitch black, and several multicolored lights start flashing from the drones above. At the same time, the arena where two mechas were formerly fighting starts shifting and changing into a beautiful setting with a golden lectern at the center of it, while the ground gives off a strange glow.

“Yes, the ceremony is about to begin!” Stan says, throwing his burger at the face of an elf behind him.

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