I, the King is a killer

The general's face was livid.

Looking at his lost armor and seeing Xiao Yun who didn't hurry to escape there and didn't know what he was busy with, he was very angry.

He was chased by a handsome army.

In fact, Xiao Yun really underestimated him.

The hundreds of people he brought before are not all his strength, and he is not the leader of a hundred people.

But ten thousand people!

A real general.

When you find your own army and chase Xiao Yun again, you will have full confidence.

On the other hand, he also knows that there are countless poisonous insects and miasma here, which is extremely dangerous. Xiao Yun must be difficult to come here step by step. Maybe when he catches up with him, there are only a few of Xiao Yun's team dead.

Isn't it easy to catch it then?

But... When I got close, I found that Xiao Yun's team had no loss!

What does that mean?

They have a way to resist poisonous insects!

But now it's too late to look back.

Taking ten thousand troops out of the sun and moon kingdom requires reporting to the imperial court. If you can't catch Xiao Yun, it will become a crime of secretly dispatching troops.

That's a big crime of beheading!

Now it's on the line.

Anyway, he must catch Xiao Yun!

People always put themselves in a difficult position to ride a tiger because of a moment of greed.

Very helpless and realistic.

The general broke his teeth.

Just then, with a puff, a soldier beside him foamed at the mouth and fell to the ground.

The body twitched violently.

Others came for treatment immediately, but they didn't know what had happened to him, and then they could only watch him die like this.

The general's face became worse.

All of a sudden, his stomach rumbled wildly.

He was stunned.

His face suddenly turned red.

This is Farting!

As a general, he is also the leader of these guys, and he is also an aristocrat in the capital.

How can you fart in front of these people?

He turned over and dismounted.

Squint.

Painful patience made his expression colder.

His men were taken by his momentum and dared not come forward one by one.

"Wait a minute, Ben will see the progress of the project."

Then he turned and walked back with four steps.

It looks majestic, but it's very fast.

The moving speed of those legs is quite amazing.

At the moment of opportunity, he came to the woods, found a big tree, looked around and stood with his back against the tree.

It was noisy here, and the soldiers were trying to cut down trees.

No one should pay attention to themselves.

Even if you notice and fart yourself, it's quiet.

After all, he is experienced in such things.

As long as the legs are inside eight, let the rear buttocks open space, and exhale evenly and slowly, you can be silent!

But just as he was about to exhaust.

Suddenly, the sound all around stopped.

All the soldiers turned their heads and saluted him.

After all, it's your own general. Why are you impolite?

To show his respect for his old man?

But... It's hard for the general.

His eyes were wide open, and with all his strength, he retracted the half cut.

Then look at the people.

This expression, in the eyes of those subordinates, is not angry and self powerful, unspeakable domineering.

"You..."

Just say two words and almost leak.

The general immediately clenched his teeth, took a shaky deep breath, hid his crazy trembling legs, and said in a deep voice, "hurry up!"

Everyone listen immediately.

The sound of work rang again.

But at this moment

Poof, poof, poof!

A very discordant voice, very subtle, but suddenly sounded.

Everyone thought they heard wrong.

He looked left and right, frowned, and then continued his work.

Just think you heard wrong and have tinnitus.

But the next moment

A strange smell floated over.

That's called a stink!

A soldier was the first to bear the brunt. He quickly fanned his nose with his hands and shouted, "who's shitting here?! Didn't you see everyone working? Get away! "

"Grandma, follow the direction! I'm sure I can find it! I don't believe it. Who is so unruly and takes a shit in the work place? "

It was proposed immediately.

Everyone agrees.

Then follow the taste, from small to gradually strong, and naturally find a direction.

Then at the end of that direction, I saw the general standing by the tree with a dull face!

Everyone was stunned.

A soldier whispered, "general, you are worthy of being a general. What have we been smoked like? Look at the general? Stand still! It's like you don't smell anything. That's the truth that you can't move like a mountain! "

"Well, don't you think about who our general is? Although it is said in the capital that the general is a Confucian general, hey, Confucian general! They didn't see the general killing everywhere on the battlefield! If you see it, I'm afraid the sour students will be frightened. "

"Yes... Let's learn from the general! Since the generals are unmoved, we can't delay the construction of the bridge because of such idle business! "

"Yes, yes, everyone work hard to catch up with those bastards!"

A group of people finally returned to their posts and continued to be busy.

But general... There is no soul at this time.

His face is white.

It seems to fade.

How can he think of it?

I've controlled it very well.

But

He shouldn't trust that shit!

What now?

He can't move.

Behind the pants, wet and hot.

Especially warm.

But he knew that it would freeze there in a moment.

Even

He suddenly thought of something and turned his head in amazement

Sure enough!

There is a white fog behind me now!

That's called a fairy!

"Oh!"

He couldn't help vomiting himself.

But I held back.

When the cold wind blows, the taste disperses quickly and dries up quickly.

Soon the smell will dissipate.

Leaving only one lump

If anything else, it's OK to say. After all, there's armor in the way.

But this one has color!

You can't say you accidentally sat in the mud?!

What can we do?

He bit his teeth hard.

The wisdom of my life can't be destroyed like this!

Hurriedly and desperately waved his hands behind him.

The white fog dispersed quickly.

But

The warm feeling becomes cold and stiff, which is really uncomfortable.

But it's okay.

The smell disappeared.

It's frozen.

The white fog also disappeared.

Also frozen.

He was relieved. When he delayed, he went back to his camp and changed his clothes.

If God doesn't know it, consider it as if it didn't happen.

But

KAKA!

Take a step.

Behind him came a crisp sound.

Pants... Frozen!

No, no!

It's too bad to find your own position!

This way, you must expose your back to those people.

He took a deep breath and his mind spun wildly.

A sudden flash of light.

He immediately shouted, "you go and cut down trees over there. The trees over there are obviously taller and stronger!"

A simple sentence.

In the ears of all the soldiers, it was warm.

It seems that the general smelled the smell just now.

And let them change places so that they don't have to be smoked.

They want to say that they can't smell it. There's no need to change places.

But how can they not appreciate the general's kindness?

So they all walked to the place in the distance where it was obvious that the trees were not strong enough.

The general was relieved.

Immediately rub your legs wildly.

Knead the hard pants.

Then he ran to his camp.

"Tell the general that the thieves are ready to go. Our bridge has not been built yet. Please make a decision... Er..."

Right now.

Suddenly a voice came from behind the general.

That's his general.

He has been urging the construction of the bridge ahead.

Now, seeing that Xiao Yun and his party have changed, he rushed to inform them.

After saying that, I looked up and saw the general's... Pants with strange ice crystals.

The general was also startled by the sound.

One was excited and had a reaction in his stomach. He didn't have time to stop

Poof!

Ice crystals, melting.

A white fog rose from behind the general.

Like a fairyland on earth.