I, the King is a killer

Ning, the title given by the first emperor when his majesty or prince.

The original meaning was to let him calm down, be peaceful and happy, let him not think about what he shouldn't think, and don't fight for what he shouldn't fight for.

Until he became the Lord of the country, he often used the title of King Ning to warn himself.

Half of his diligence comes from this experience.

So this is your Majesty's word.

And he wrote it very carefully.

Obviously, I squatted down here and wrote with joy. Obviously, I love this horned melon very much.

And now the gap... Was bitten off by Qiu Ge when he was excited.

Wu Xi was stunned for a moment, then threw the horned melon aside as if he had been electrocuted, and then waved his hand desperately: "I don't know. I don't know what happened. I haven't seen it. What's going on here has nothing to do with me!]

Old Qiu Ge was also surprised and immediately shouted: [you old bastard! You want to be light? No way!]

[why is there no way? This matter has nothing to do with me.]

Why doesn't it matter

[did you eat the melon? Did you enter the garden? We advised you. You don't listen. You have to eat without knowing the depth, right?]

Old Qiu Ge snorted coldly and said angrily: [are you in charge of the yard?]

[bird! You old bastard!]

Wu Xi was furious.

This obviously wants to spell a fish dead net!

Qiu Ge is always responsible for this.

However, Wu Xi, as the person who takes care of the yard, is also incompetent.

Everyone has a responsibility.

No one can run.

The more your majesty liked it at that time, the more angry he would be later.

When you get angry, you may be able to do something.

It would be miserable if they were exiled.

Wu Xi's grandson twitched his eyes.

He found himself the unlucky one.

It seems that there is no way to avoid this rash disaster.

Because he is also a yard guard!

So he clenched his teeth, looked left and right, and said in a low voice: [Grandpa, old Qiu Ge, let me tell you about it. None of you can even it. Instead of arguing here, you'd better find a way to prevaricate it.]

Old Qiu Ge twitched in the corners of his eyes.

Angrily: [prevaricate? You come, you teach me how to prevaricate! Didn't you read your majesty? What is your Majesty's level of calligraphy? I don't know? What bothers him most is small characters. It's hard to write with the tip of a pen. It's rare to write so neatly. When Xiao Jiu was born, his majesty wrote small characters like this. It can be seen that his majesty really likes this horned melon... Well, it's really sweet.]

There was a sigh in the middle, which made everyone stare at him hard.

[so now that I eat it, no one can run away. At least, it's also a life for exile. Maybe we'll go on the road together at that time!]

Wu Xi said angrily: [it's not because of you old man?!]

Wu Xi's grandson hurriedly booed for a while, then pressed his voice and said: [I'll say less about you two. If it's heard, there's really no way!]

[I can't help it now.]

[yes!]

Wu Xi's grandson said firmly.

[what method?]

The two old goods are almost unanimous.

That grandson is really a grandson.

Hei hei smiled and whispered: [we don't know at all that old Qiu Ge hasn't been to this vegetable shed, and neither our master nor grandson has come here at all. As for how bad the horned melon is... I think it's all the things of Childe Xiao. You say childe Xiao comes in occasionally and sees that the horned melon is just right. Pick it up and bite it directly. Doesn't it make any trouble?]

[huh?!]

The two old guys were stunned at the same time.

Old Qiu Ge thought for a moment, and then said coldly: [you grandson, are really like you. They are so shameless!]

Wu Xi also frowned and said, "you can think of such despicable things. You are in vain!"

Wu sun was stunned for a while, and then stood up and said, "I... I just say an idea. If we can't, let's think again."

[what else do you want? That's it!]

The two old goods spoke in unison.

Then he walked out of the vegetable shed happily and hurried into another vegetable shed next to him.

Just like you've never been there.

The three shameless guys looked at the vegetable shed where Xiao Yun was, laughing as they looked.

The passers-by were so frightened that their legs softened.

Those who abandoned their armor walked around and didn't dare to look inside the vegetable shed.

Xindao, these two old goods plus a small one, do you want to be refined or show?!

[sneeze!]

Being looked at with evil eyes.

Xiao Yun couldn't help sneezing.

Rubbed his nose.

Then he looked at the long Princess opposite apologetically.

When you sneeze, you will naturally eject something.

This is the physiological point of view.

It makes sense to spray it out.

But now most of the things sprayed out are on the long princess's beautiful robe.

When I think I like her clean, the green brains on her forehead almost burst out.

He gave Xiao Yun a hard look.

Resist the urge to cut him.

Also resist a strong sense of nausea.

Turn your eyes up hard and don't look at your body.

Then ask the maid to clean her body quickly.

Sneezing is always sticky.

A small piece.

Not much.

Just a ball.

It's okay not to touch it.

The odor floats with the wind, condensed and dry in the wind.

It doesn't lose a good ending.

But she had to clean it.

Palace maids have done everything, but they have little experience in this kind of thing.

So put it up

Just wipe it off!

It was a little.

Now it's a!

And the smell... Is getting bigger.

Everyone has learned about Xiao Yun's previous life.

The larger the area in contact with air, the faster the volatilization of odor!

So a strange smell dispersed.

The closer you are, the clearer you can smell.

The eldest princess seldom touches the smell.

First, I was stunned.

Then frowned.

I smell it and my face changes!

The busy maid was also frightened.

His face flushed with nervousness.

And burst into tears.

Seeing a piece of dirt wiped open.

This... This is not going to end?

With the spirit of the long princess, I'm afraid I'm going to kill!

Xiao Yun squinted at them working there.

Suddenly smiled.

Then he said: [I said, long princess, what are you doing in the farmland in clean clothes? Traveling and sightseeing?]

With that, he directly lifted the string of potatoes from the table. The soil on it was half dry and turned gray.

Throw it directly at the long Princess

[ah!]

The long Princess subconsciously uttered a scream without image.

Then I saw myself covered with dust.

But

She has caught the string of potatoes.

The anger in my heart was diluted by the existence of potatoes.

[why is it so small?]

The long Princess twitched violently in the corners of her eyes.

Looking at those potatoes like small grapes, my heart is full of despair.

Xiao Yun said: [of course, it's small. It's not mature yet. When it's really mature, it will be as big as you saw before. Of course, if you take good care of it, it will be bigger than before.]

The long princess was stunned again.

Then he looked down at the bunch of grapes.

In other words, every little potato above will grow into a big potato? The same size as before? These... Are all...!]

[yes, that's for sure. If it weren't for that, what kind of food would it be?]

[this...]

The long princess was stunned.

She did a rough calculation.

Don't say that every little potato above will become a big potato.

Not to mention half into big potatoes.

In fact, just... Four!

No, five.

Five of them will become big potatoes, which is one of the most high-yield crops in the world!

Moreover, the transformation ratio between seeds and crops is also acceptable.

One potato can grow five or six plants, and one plant produces five, which is 25 times the conversion rate.

It's terrible!