I, the King is a killer

Bear children have everything in the world.

Xiao Yun can't say anything about her.

After all, he is also a man with a criminal record. The once famous dandies in the capital don't mention it. Now there is a roof over the West Wing house of the Xiao family, and the foundation is black. That's what Xiao Yun burned when he was a child playing with fire.

If you inherit someone else's body, you should also inherit someone else's sin.

That's fair.

Xiao Yun sighed and said, "why did your majesty ask the princess to come to me?"

"The father said you have many ghost ideas. Let you help think about how to deal with this matter."

Xiao Yun touched his chin.

Said, "is it punishment or something else?"

"Punishment? The palace thinks it's better to avoid it. The father and the emperor can't give up. Besides, the son is not the godfather's fault. The father and the emperor can't make mistakes in the world. You can't let him admit his mistakes? "

"That's true."

Xiao Yun scratched his head and said, "I want to ask, how to settle this matter?"

"That's not true."

"This is not, that is not, what can I do?"

The eldest princess said, "the key depends on how to educate. She can't be arrogant and domineering all the time. If she doesn't care now, I'm afraid she can't manage it in the future. With the love of her father and emperor, he will cause big trouble."

Xiao Yun nodded, which he recognized.

Children, there is no good.

Virtue is learned later.

If you don't teach well, there will be big problems.

"I am a man without children. How could your majesty think of asking me such a thing?"

"Aren't you an immortal disciple? Didn't the immortal teach you how to teach your children? "

"Er..."

In the face of this statement, Xiao Yun is too lazy to explain!

"Well, what does your majesty want Xiaojiu to be? Is it safe, innocent and happy to live all your life, or can you control your destiny in your own hands like you? "

The long Princess blushed.

Although it was indirect, it was the first time Xiao Yun praised her.

Cough twice.

The eldest princess said, "you still have to have some ability and insight. If you are a cherished person, if you are an innocent person, I'm afraid it's easy to be used by others."

"That's true."

Xiao Yun said, "so let her keep pure, but have enough wisdom?"

The long princess was stunned and wondered, "can you do this? True or false? "

"I've made a move. I can't make things too simple, can I?"

"This... This is also true."

The long Princess frowned at Xiao Yun.

Look at his look carefully to judge whether Xiao Yun is teasing her at this time.

After seeing nothing wrong for a long time, the long Princess asked, "what should I do?"

Xiao Yun said, "it's actually quite simple. It's practicing martial arts."

"Huh?"

The long Princess hesitated for a moment and gave another sound.

Xiao Yun said, "the princess didn't hear wrong when practicing martial arts."

"You let a girl... Practice martial arts? Or a princess? "

Xiao Yun held out his hand and said, "look at the women around me. Which one is not practicing martial arts? And Yueling, she also practices martial arts. "

"She has such a natural disposition. It's not because of martial arts practice. You..."

The long princess was very angry.

He said loudly, "I thought you really had a way, but I ended up having fun here with this palace!"

Xiao Yun quickly waved his hand and said, "no, you bitch... Cough, cough, if the eldest princess is unhappy, she can really tear down our Xiao family's old house. I dare not lie to you."

"So practice martial arts?"

Xiao Yun sighed.

Slowly stand up, squint at the sky, and then walk around in the shed.

Take it seriously.

Then he turned his head and said slowly, "the long Princess doesn't think it's good to practice martial arts?"

"It's not bad, it's not suitable."

Xiao Yun said: "in fact, I originally wanted Xiao Jiu to learn medicine, but the avenue of medicine is too deep, and Xiao Jiu is too favored. Now she is so temperamental that she can't sit still. It's useless for her to learn. She can't learn anything, so I retreated and asked her to practice martial arts."

"Study medicine? "Practice martial arts?" The eldest princess smiled angrily: "where is there a little relationship between these two?"

Xiao Yun said with a smile, "that's because the eldest princess doesn't practice martial arts."

"Naturally, I don't practice in this palace."

"So you don't know. People who practice martial arts also have to learn some medical knowledge, and they can understand themselves and their bodies better than learning medicine."

"What do you mean?"

The eldest princess was confused by Xiao Yun.

But looking at Xiao Yun's expression, it seems that this guy is really not joking, but very serious.

Especially now, it looks like a fairy.

Holy product.

Xiao Yun bit his teeth and hesitated before saying, "today, I'll tell you a great secret."

"Oh? If the immortal left it? "

"Everything in the world is originated from people. If you understand your body, you will understand everything in the world! It's not that things in the world are not as complicated as the body. As long as you understand the body, you can understand other things and have that kind of wisdom, but that everything in the world can find similarities from the body! "

"Class... Similar?"

"Yes, it's similar. Whether it's worldly sophistication, practicing everything, or weighing the country, the people, from national events, history to people's daily life, daily necessities, you can find similar relationships from the body, deal with your own body, and you can also deal with those things, and this is the purpose of practicing martial arts!"

"The... Purpose of practicing martial arts?"

"Yes, what is martial arts? It is to adjust every function of the body, coordinate all body parts, make them do actions that ordinary people can't do, have strength that ordinary people can't have, coordinate, estimate, plan and realize, and do these well. She will find that things in the world are like this, see thoroughly and handle properly. "

The long princess's eyebrows are almost locked together.

After thinking for a while, he could only shake his head and say, "this palace can't understand."

Xiao Yun said, "yes, you can't understand, because you don't practice martial arts or learn medicine, so you don't know what's going on here."

The eldest princess pondered for a moment and asked, "well, for this matter, Xiao Jiu's teaching can be explained by your theory, what body can practice martial arts? Have something in common? "

Xiao Yun smiled awkwardly.

The long princess said coldly, "what? Can't say? "

Xiao Yun shook his head and said, "no, it's too simple. Since the long Princess wants to think, she should think bigger."

"That's it!"

"Well, nails."

"Nails?"

The eldest princess was stunned. She thought Xiao Yun's thought was too jumping. Why did she say something about practicing martial arts just now? Suddenly she said something about nails?

Xiao Yun raised his finger and said, "the nail is growing all the time. It's not under your control. Even you can't feel it. It's growing all the time. If you touch or cut it, you won't really hurt yourself, but you will be distressed. Especially your women always treat their nails very clean and beautiful. If it's broken, I'm afraid it will hurt your mind for several days."

"Naturally!"

The long princess looked at her fingernails.

Very proud.

On weekdays, in order to maintain your nails, you should bring a cover on it. Metal, on the one hand, can avoid bumping your nails, and make your nails grow into a fixed shape, so as not to grow into a curly and ugly shape.

Daily cleaning is even more troublesome.

If the cleaning is hard, it will make the nail thinner. If it takes a long time, it will break.

If the cleaning is not in place, it will look very dirty, even yellow and black. That's the most unbearable thing!

The princess's nails are well maintained.

It even caused great inconvenience in life and spent a lot of money on it.

Just a special potion for cleaning can't be borne by ordinary rich people.

Even in the most difficult times, she never stopped this luxury.

Xiao Yun glanced at the long princess's fingernails.

The long Princess quickly retracted her directly into her sleeve and stared at him with a blush.