I, the Straight Man! the School Flower Pretend to Fall down at the Start?

Chapter 136 Life is depressing enough, can’t you let me have some fun?

Yeah, it’s very bald.

Once you bite it down, it’s like biting a steel plate.

But it shouldn’t be.

Own tooth mouth, even if it is steel plate, it can be like eating paper!

Why can’t you bite? !

The Count Dracula was a little unconvinced.

But the pain from the teeth had to convince him.

I really can’t bite.

“Wow!” The vampire count was angry.

Screamed directly in anger.

“Wow! (I’ll do it again!)”

Su Han also had a neck, and said hard: “Come on, go on, Dage, don’t pity me!”

What is this.

What I like most is helping others.

Dage, a vampire, doesn’t know how long he hasn’t sucked blood, how can he not satisfy his little request!

“Oh!” the count vampire replied.

Then, the sharp teeth grew again, exuding cold light.

Puff!

The terrifying bite force directly acts on Su Han’s arm.

Cang!

“Steel Hand!”

Another burst of sparks and lightning.

Buzzing!

This time, the Count Vampire just felt his brain buzzing.

Damn it.

What the hell.

Is it so hard?

Looking at the black arm in front of him, the vampire count only felt a little unconvinced.

“Ah oh roar~ (I will come here again!)”

As he said, the vampire count gnawed Su Han’s arm hard again.

Can…

Qiang Qiang.

Sparks flew everywhere.

Su Han’s face remained unchanged.

Yun Ran on the side looked silly.

“How boring are you!”

Can’t help but vomit.

In the live broadcast room, countless cultivators also complained.

“Director Su will soon acquire his supernatural powers, all vampires are so fast that you will break them down.”

“It’s so bad!”

“But… why do I like it so much?”

Click!

at this time.

The sound of crushing teeth sounded.

The vampire count was stunned. When he saw his own teeth…

The face was full of shock.

What am I…

My teeth! ! !

Su Han also looked shocked and exclaimed: “Fuck, Dage the vampire, why are your teeth broken?!”

Mine is so hard?

I do not know how!

“Woo…” The Count Vampire whimpered.

It seems a bit wronged.

Seeing him, Su Han sighed: “You are really unlucky, I let you suck blood, you can’t even suck…”

Hey.

I’m a live Lei Feng, but I didn’t succeed in doing good deeds.

See what Su Han looks like.

Yun Ran finally couldn’t help it, and said directly, “Hey, Su Han, if you want to be so boring, you have to play everything.”

This person is really enough.

Obviously he can easily solve the vampire, so I want to play with him here.

Can you be more mature?

The cultivator in the live broadcast room also nodded.

really!

All vampires are so bad for you to play.

Su Han turned his head and looked at her, with a calm expression, and said, “Do you think he is a good person?”

A word directly stunned Yun Ran.

Um?

no.

What kind of people can vampires be? Their goal of survival is to suck blood.

“No.” Yun Ran was stunned for a moment, then slowly shook his head.

Su Han said, “Isn’t that all right?”

“Moreover, life is already depressed, if I don’t find myself a little bit of fun, then what is the point of being alive?”

“It’s like you play games, read novels, and watch videos. Who doesn’t want to relax?”

“If you get troubles from inside, what’s the point of this?”

“The reality is bitter enough, why can’t I find own fun in other ways?”

Su Han’s series of words silenced everyone.

Yes.

Life is hard enough. If there is no fun, is it just to suffer?

Do not.

Watching her silently.

Su Han didn’t say anything.

Instead, he looked at the vampire count and asked, “Dage the vampire, how did you get tied up here?”

Looking at this special iron chain, and his haggard body.

Su Han knew that this guy had been tied up for some years.

Otherwise it won’t be so thin.

Hearing these words, the vampire was suddenly excited.

The Adam’s apple rolled and roared: “Oh, roar, roar, roar!”

“Huh!”

The look of struggling, there was fear and anger in his eyes.

All the cultivators who saw this scene were stunned.

Su Han listened carefully and nodded from time to time.

“Uh, uh, I get it.”

Um? ? ?

Everyone was dumbfounded.

What is this so special, can you understand?

Yun Ran couldn’t help but said, “Hey, do you understand?”

What kind of bird language is this really said.

I didn’t understand a sentence.

Su Han shook his head blankly: “I don’t understand.”

Yun Ran: “???”

Live room cultivator: “???”

Count Dracula: “!!!”

Damn it.

I don’t understand you, why are you shaking your head!

It’s too much!

Looking at you like this, we all thought you could understand it!

As a result, you told me that you don’t understand at all?

Yun Ran: “…then you don’t understand, what are you shaking your head for?”

Tired!

Why are you so tired with Su Han?

Su Han said solemnly: “Although I don’t understand, it doesn’t prevent me from following the vampire Dage. Didn’t you see him so excited?”

After speaking, Su Han turned his head and said to the count vampire: “Can you speak Chinese?”

“Roar!” The vampire Count nodded frantically.

Understand understand understand.

I was originally a foreigner who came to Long Country to develop, but I was bitten by a vampire, and then I became a vampire.

Woo woo woo.

If he can, he must return to own homeland.

Be a perfect vampire earl!

Earl status.

This was still very high at the time.

Su Han nodded: “Okay, I get it.”

“Oh?”

Doubts from vampires.

“I… go now!”

With that, Su Han turned around and left.

Um…

Dute has been tied up for so long, I guess you can’t make it.

Then continue hanging here.

Count Vampire: “???”

Won’t you let me down? !

After being tied to the bed for so many years, he finally met someone, he didn’t want to miss it so much.

I really want to escape.

But can’t escape~

Before leaving, Su Han stood at the door, turned his head, and said seriously to the vampire count: “Dage, wait for me, and come to rescue you when I come back from the West!”

boom!

The door closed.

In the huge room, only the Count Vampire and Yun Ran looked dumbfounded.

? ? ?

What are you…

Just left?

The two looked at each other, and finally, the Count Vampire looked at Yun Ran, his eyes gleaming.

“Roar! (beautiful girl, save me, I can take you as a concubine!)”

Yun Ran and him stared at each other with big eyes.

Watched it for a while.

finally…

Yun Ran got up and left.

“Ho ho ho ho!” the earl vampire yelled frantically behind him.

The haggard body fell on the bed, making a bang bang bang.

Outside the Great Hall on the fourth floor.

Su Han couldn’t help but lost his thoughts when he heard the voice coming from inside.

Um…

The quality of this bed is really good.

“Is it golden nanmu?” Su Han whispered.

“If yes, please take down the bed board and take it away soon.”

Thinking of the price of golden nanmu, Su Han suddenly felt happy.

“You can make another money.”

Live room cultivator: “???”

Can you be more greedy for money!