I, the Straight Man! the School Flower Pretend to Fall down at the Start?

Chapter 146

Chapter 146 Su Han: Hold, Damn, I’m going to be a father now?

[Congratulations to the host. Yesterday, I completed 14 straight male behaviors and 4 death behaviors, and received rewards: Cultivation Base Double Card*1, Personality Comb*1, Daliwan*1! 】

[Congratulations to the host for completing the straight male behavior and get a reward: 12000 steel value. 】

Su Han was still very happy to hear the rewards given by the system.

However, Su Han was stunned by what the system said next.

[The dimensional character is successfully copied, and the special task will be rewarded by the dimensional character. 】

Um? ? ?

Su Han was stunned in an instant.

Damn it.

Dimensional character?

Are you going to give it to my senior sister?

Or Asuna?

I can do it all.

As a fat house, Su Han loves nothing, only the wives of these paper men.

Um….

Everything is fake for straight men, only the wife of the paper man is real.

“Thank you for giving me a reward next time, please?” Su Han said solemnly.

The next moment, Su Han habitually clicks to enter the own personal attribute board.

System: Steel straight male system.

Host: Su Han.

Age: 18.

Level: Divine Tibetan Realm-Middle Stage of the Heart of God

Backpack: hilarious card*2, artificial intelligence Jarvis source code*1, vibrating gold shield*1, willful cloak, low-mouth speaker*1, invincible nail clippers*1, a special bottle of aromatherapy*1, self-deception ruler, longevity of the empress Gun*2, green hat*5…

Steel value: 23250 (100 Ascension 1 attribute value or 10000 skill experience value.)

System Mall: (+)

Cultivation Technique column: (Invincible forging method [automatic cultivation], quick Qilin arm [Dacheng], steel hand [Dacheng], macho hammer ghost 18 style [Dacheng])

Attributes: Physique: 1711, Strength: 1947, Speed: 2000, Charm: 150 (the highest)

Skill:

Eating: MAX (not actively doing food, thinking problems).

Game: MAX

Coquettish walking position: MAX

One punch and one blame: MAX

Driving a Ferrari with one hand: MAX

…..

Very good, own wealth has become rich again.

The backpack is full of things, which is Su Han’s last sense of security. Only in this way can I feel a touch of warmth.

People nowadays are terrible.

No matter what, I’m thinking about how to count myself.

It’s too much!

Su Han was so angry that today, Liu Lingyue, an old woman, wanted to feed herself Qingyishui!

Whoosh.

Actually it’s nothing.

Pretending to be crazy and stupid is just to block the memory within 4-8 hours.

Now own value has successfully reached 23,000!

happiness.

A sense of fulfillment.

Su Han feels that today’s kidney deficiency is worth it.

after all…

He also has a Pikachu.

“System, open the system mall.” Su Han shouted in his mind.

【opening…】

The system store is refreshed.

The first thing that was refreshed is still something that Su Han can’t even think about now. The first page is a thing worth over 100 million.

What great treasure, what glass heart…

There is also the ruling power of Galaxy or something.

These things…

How should I put it, it is not suitable for Su Han now. The Cultivation Base is too low. After all, he is just a small waste that can’t even hold a nuclear bomb.

Thinking of nuclear deterrence, Su Han burst into tears.

What a special thing.

This day can’t be passed.

Wiped a handful of happy tears.

Su Han continued to scroll down, turning directly to page 1024, which is the last page.

The things here can give Su Han a little comfort.

[Today’s recommendation: smart electric fan with personality, price: 200 steel value. 】

[A thermos cup that can keep magma, the price: 500 steel value. 】

[Special Kidney Pill for Kidney Deficiency Kid, Price: 100 Steel Value. 】

[This is a desperately intelligent silicone doll, selling price: 1,000 steel value. 】

Um….

Today’s last page still did not disappoint Su Han.

An electric fan with a special character!

Su Han was puzzled.

You have such a special personality, why don’t you appraise the most personality award? !

and also…

Isn’t my thermos cup specially used for soaking wolfberry?

What are you doing to keep me warm magma?

Are you there?

Drink more magma?

Su Han is very angry, what weird things, you can reward me with a set of things exclusively for the empress.

Um?

and many more…

Why do I subconsciously want to be exclusive to the empress?

I…

Am I dirty?

A desperately intelligent silicone doll…

At this moment, Su Han was lost in thought.

Without waiting for him to think about it, the system mall was refreshed again. This is the exclusive moment for today’s spike.

Su Han was also excited.

That’s awesome.

[Today’s seckill: The Ant-Man battle suit + Pim particle manufacturing method + Falcon’s aircraft stolen from Dr. Pim’s Research Institute, the heart is not as good as the heart, and the surprise price is only for sale: 6,666 steel value! 】

[Today’s seckill 2: Yaochi Sacred Land nine Elder’s storage ring, containing countless treasures, surprise price: 4,444 steel value. 】

Um? ? ?

Su Han was stunned when he saw the flashed today’s spike.

Damn it.

Me, can I become Ant-Man?

There is only one voice in Su Han’s mind, buy it, buy it!

Great use!

It’s really useful!

Su Han did not hesitate to start today’s crazy consumption.

[Successful purchase of 1 product in seckill today! Steel value is -6,666! 】

[Successful purchase of seckill 2 products today! Steel value -4,444! 】

[Successful purchase of the desperately smart silicone doll, steel worth -1,000! 】

[Successful purchase of a smart electric fan with personality, steel value -200! 】

[A vacuum flask capable of holding magma was successfully purchased, and the value of steel is -500! 】

【Successful purchase of Bushen Pill for Kidney Deficiency Kid, Steel Value -500! 】

A day of heavy bleeding.

But Su Han is happy, it’s all useful.

Silicone doll…

Well, I am just using it to study intelligent structures!

As an almighty super-theological tyrant, Su Han is interested in everything, including biology such as human creation.

As for insulation magma…

Next time I see who is not pleasing to my eyes, I will load a pot of magma and come back. Drinking will not kill you!

As for the storage equipment of Sacred Land nine Elder in Yaochi…

As an Elder, is her collection still inferior?

As for being retaliated?

Haha, Su Han has never been afraid!

Anyway, the system was stolen by the system. What does it have to do with me? As long as I don’t take it out, who knows I stole it?

“However, the urging method of the longevity spear needs to be learned.” Su Han pondered for a while.

Only when I remembered that the rewards I had received before included the emperor’s longevity spear activating method.

[The Cultivation Technique column has been placed in the Cultivation Technique column, and it is automatically being cultivated… It is expected to be completed after 9 o’clock in 4 days! 】

After doing all this, Su Han exited the system space.

After I came out, I realized that it was noon again.

“No, I’m so sleepy.”

Su Han is just an ordinary person now, and of course he feels sleepy.

However, he was still very excited to extract Pikachu.

“System, extract pets.”

[Sending…]

The next moment, Su Han only felt that something suddenly appeared in his bed.

Struggling.

The next moment, a long yellow-eared, furry guy crawled out of his bed.

His eyes met and his faces were dumbfounded.

“father!”