I’m Drunk On You

Last night, Shan Li recorded a few short videos and posted them in the group. Su Li looked through them and found the bartender.

She took a screenshot and zoomed in to see the bartender’s face. Although it was blurry, it couldn’t hide the handsomeness that rushed toward the screen. Su Li admired it for a few seconds and sent the cut-out pictures to the group.

Su Li: How does this guy look?

Shan Li: Who is this?

Nana: The bartender at the shop last night.

Nana: I noticed him too.

Su Li: What? Does Nana want to compete?

Nana: No, no, Sister Li comes first.

Shan Li: @Su Li

Shan Li: What about the person?

Shan Li: If not, I will.

Su Li: Go away

Nana: Hahaha.

Nana: Dare to compete with Sister Li for a man.

Su Li: I went to flirt in the evening, but he wasn’t hooked.

Nana: True or false?

Shan Li: Let me think about it. It’s been almost two months since Sister Li flirted with a man.

Nana: More than a month.

Nana: The skill has declined.

Su Li: Are you kidding me? If I can take it in two days, I will send you two trips to Europe for 20 days.

Nana: Stingy!

Su Li: A trip for two to Africa.

Nana: Pretend I didn’t say it.

Shan Li: In twenty minutes, I will give you all his information.

Su Li: Sensible.

Eighteen minutes later

Shan Li: His name is Chen Jiu. He is 23 years old, graduated from high school, and has a house of 90 square meters in Jingyang Garden. He has won many awards for more than a year, and he is well known in this industry, but when he was at the peak of his career last year, he suddenly resigned and changed to a bar that was not very good, the one we went to that day. Emotionally, he has had two girlfriends, one was in high school and only dated for a week, and the other broke up three years ago in less than two months. He is still single until now, with no hobbies or specialties except bartending.”

Nana: He has a good face.

Shan Li: What do you know? For Sister Li, a good face is enough.

Su Li: Am I that superficial?

Shan Li: You overthink. You are already superficial. It’s a different level.

Su Li: …

Nana: Hey, some people flirt with others all day long. The number of their ex-boyfriends can’t be counted, but they are actually still young.

Su Li: Your Hermes is gone.

Nana: I was wrong, I was wrong. Our Sister Li is the most elegant, the most tasteful, the most majestic, the most beautiful, the best sighted, the cleanest, and self-respecting.

Su Li: Ugh–

Shan Li: Ugh–

Su Li: I’ll kick you out.

Nana sent a shut-up emoji.

Su Li: I invite you to drink tonight.

Shan Li: No, not going. My stomach hurts.

Nana: I have a headache.

Su Li: Unreliable.