I’m Not a Scumbag

After reaching an agreement, the two left the underground parking lot one after the other and returned to the private box of the Delin Book Club.

The moment the door opened, as expected by Lin Fang, several people in the room were all looking at him and Mi Li'er with strange eyes.

Especially a few men, the wicked smiles on their faces never stopped.

They swept around Lin Fang and Mi Li'er with humble eyes, trying to find any clues.

Jiao Jiao barely had a smile on her face, stood up, and trotted all the way to Lin Fang.

This over an hour was the most difficult hour in Jiao Jiao's life.

The first half hour was better, and the time was within Jiao Jiao's estimate.

After half an hour, she slowly began to feel anxious. Although she was chatting with a few friends, she glanced at the door from time to time, hoping that Lin Fang would come back sooner.

For a young age, Jiao Jiao's heart was sinking every second, as if she was about to fall into a bottomless abyss.

Now that she finally saw Lin Fang, Jiao Jiao finally breathed a sigh of relief, but the inexplicable grievances and sorrows accumulated in her heart made her want to cry.

In the past, she didn't understand why a good couple always quarreled, but now she understands.

When you fall in love with someone, your heart will no longer belong to you, but will fall on the other half, becoming sensitive, suspicious, and irritable.

Just like now, if Lin Fang was really her husband, Jiao Jiao felt that she would definitely rush up, give him a slap first and then scold him harshly.

The old lady isn't dead yet!

In front of me, you dare to go out with other women for more than an hour, aren't you afraid of the wind right away?

Fortunately, you are fake...

I will neither beat you nor scold you...

Ah……

Maybe I'm crazy? What a blessing this is!

"Lin Fang..."

Jiao Jiao stood in front of Lin Fang and tried her best to put away all her grievances and sorrows. She wanted to behave normally, but as soon as she opened her mouth, she sold herself out.

She was so used to her sweet voice that there was already a hint of crying, and she was not called "husband", but "Lin Fang".

Jiao Jiao didn't notice this, but Lin Fang and Mi Li'er noticed it at the same time.

"Wife, are you angry?"

"Ah? No..."

Lin Fang hugged Jiao Jiao when he said "wife" and shouted a little confused.

He smiled and kissed Jiao Jiao's cheek lightly, and said, "Wife, do you know that every time you say you're not angry, you've already revealed your flaws? When you get angry, you won't call my husband, change it. Call my name. It's my fault for making you wait so long..."

Oh……

That's it...

Jiao Jiao, who woke up from a confused state, was smashed back to reality before she could experience the sweetness of the sudden happiness.

It turns out that when you called me "wife", it wasn't that you finally discovered my goodness and started to like me, it was just...

Just to make up for my mistake...

"Humph! You have all discovered this..."

Jiao Jiao snorted lightly, and with a complicated face, she put away all her emotions and cooperated with Lin Fang to lie.

Love is really not a good thing. I think Jiao Jiao has also planted a flag and established a brand name, but now she is so humble...

So sad……

I really don't deserve love!

"Jiao Jiao, I'm sorry... I just wanted to call out your family Lin Fang and scold you casually."

Mi Li'er stood up at the right time and deliberately laughed at Lin Fang: "I was so angry that I couldn't help calling my sister for a while, but I didn't expect my sister to know that Lin was next to me, so she insisted that he answer the phone, and then Forcibly scolded him for more than an hour..."

Oh……

Including Jiao Jiao, a look of surprise appeared on the faces of several people in the room at the same time.

Jincheng, a city rich in "rake ears", is also rich in petite and cute girls.

It's just that under the petite and cute appearance of the girls in Jincheng, hidden are the sturdy souls.

When they scolded people, they could swear from Tiannan to Dibei, every hour or two, and a good one could scold them for a whole day, scolding a big gentleman to tears.

When Mi Li'er said that Lin Fang was scolded by Mi Sui'er for more than an hour, everyone in the room gave Lin Fang a meaningful look, showing an aunt-like smile of "you deserve it".

"Oh, those things are over, I don't mind, why can't your sister still figure it out?"

Jiao Jiao pretended she knew, but didn't mind, and then quickly changed the subject so as not to reveal the truth: "Forget it! Forget it! It's also what our husband owes your sister. If you get scolded, just scold you. Stomach. I'm hungry, do you want something to eat? I'll treat you!"

"I want to eat!"

"I must eat you hard!"

"What a ruthless thing to eat, it's uncomfortable, I think it's better to start with hot pot!"

Jincheng is delicious, and there are not a few expensive restaurants, but as long as there are more people and going around, the final choice is often hot pot.

This kind of magical food can always reconcile difficult opinions and make everyone agree.

Jiao Jiao was the host, and took everyone to a "Qian Laowu Jiuchi Goose Intestine Hotpot~www.readwn.com~ The main specialty of this hot pot is the nine-foot fresh goose intestines, the big goose that was killed on the day, the goose. The meat is used to make roast goose, and the goose intestines are all rounded up by them.

The goose intestines are so long that when they are sandwiched, people can barely see the goose intestines being put into the pot from start to finish.

Boil it a little, put it into a dipping plate when the goose intestines are curled, dip it in the mixed taste of sesame oil, oyster sauce, minced garlic, spicy millet, and seasoning salt, put it in your mouth and chew it lightly, the deliciousness of the crisp Q bomb is in your mouth Blast off, it's really satisfying.

Eating hot pot is always accompanied by beer. Cold beer, drinking it in the mouth while eating meat, can double the feeling of happiness.

It's just that every time this time, it's the most uncomfortable time for Lin Fang.

As a man, you can't drink alcohol, and you can easily become the focus of contempt in the audience.

Every time Lin Fang said that he was allergic to alcohol, he was used as an excuse. He was helpless, but he had to say it.

Fortunately, there was rice grains this time, so she didn't need Lin Fang to speak, so she took the lead to remove the beer in front of Lin Fang.

"Lin Fang is allergic to alcohol. My sister told me before that he must not drink alcohol. If you want to go out without him, if I didn't say it, I'll give you the wine!"

Mi Li'er threw out these words, and the three male compatriots who were ready to irrigate the forest looked at each other in dismay, and immediately died.

Almost crazy!

Not to mention the discomfort after eating the hot pot, it is still very hot. If you carry another big man to go out, you are afraid that you will die, right?

Lin Fang was ready to be misunderstood and stingy. He didn't expect Mi Li'er to shoot directly and hold down the three guys who were going to kill him.

He couldn't hold back, and looked at Mi Li'er in amazement.

But the grain of rice is...