I’m Not a Scumbag

The last time I saw her, it was because of the meeting of the wingman group.

After that, Lin Fang never saw her again.

Now receiving a call from the martial arts champion, Lin Fang is a little bit complicated.

Fang Lingxian has a very good figure. She has no obvious scars on her body after many years of practice in martial arts, and her skin is still very delicate. She is truly talented.

She has a straightforward personality, and some words are written on her face even if she doesn't say it.

Getting along with her, apart from worrying that her force value is too high, she can't bear it when she's angry, other times it's still very pleasant.

If her force value is not that high, to be my girlfriend... that would be perfect!

He has practiced martial arts for many years, he can be both soft and hard, but he can't beat me. He dares to be angry with me, hehe...

Let you be called Ba Ba!

It's a pity, the martial arts champion... the pressure is too great!

Lin Fangxin thought about Ma Youling for a while, and quickly put away Qi Nian.

Forget it, Fang Lingxian is not suitable!

If she were my girlfriend, I would be very stressed. There was a shivering feeling that someone was a knife and I was a fish and meat.

But well... it's quite happy and pleasing to be friends with her.

"Heh... If you really don't think so, why don't you call me?"

"This……"

Look, this is still an ex-girlfriend, and this has already begun. If I become a girlfriend, can I still live?

Lin Fang smiled and said, "Why don't I call, you know."

Anyway, I don't know how to say it. Make up your own mind. Be more confident. I believe in you!

"..."

The opposite Fang Lingxian was silent for a moment, sighed, and said: "I know that I have a bad temper and always make you angry, so you don't want to get back with me. But I've worked hard, but sometimes I can't control it... …”

very good!

It's more perfect than the excuse I made. I also want to say that there are too many girls around me, so I can't refuse it, it's annoying...

If you really say that, you might die, right?

Lin Fang shuddered, and suddenly felt that Huang Tingjian of the Northern Song Dynasty was really talented, and he had seen this through thousands of years ago.

He persuaded people that husbands and wives can live in harmony by citing the scriptures, and come up with a universal truth that is universally applicable.

"A hundred victories in a hundred battles are worse than forbearance, and a thousand words are worse than silence."

Huang Ting insisted on Zhang Shuhe's words, but it didn't mean: Don't reason with women, it's useless. Put up with her, don't talk, let her make up her own mind and it's over?

Then I... continue to be silent for a while?

"Lin Fang, why don't you speak?"

On the phone, Fang Lingxian's voice was a little flustered and a little uneasy. She hesitated for a while before saying: "You...you don't want to pay attention to me again? Don't be like this, okay? You care about me...I miss you so much..."

Perfect!

She is soft!

She's submissive to me, that's it!

Mr. Huang Tingjian, Mr. Huang, you are really awesome!

Oh hey, this girl softens up, it's really pitiful...

Lin Fang heard that Fang Lingxian's voice contained a hint of tears, and he couldn't help but soften his heart, and said, "I didn't ignore you, but I was a little afraid of you. You are a martial arts team coach, an international athlete, a martial arts champion..."

Oops, how could I tell the truth...

How can I be so gentle with my **** pity and sympathy?

"That's all in the past. In front of you, I'm just a little woman..."

Fang Lingxian said angrily, "If we have time to fight, I will definitely be crushed by you and won't be able to get up..."

Oh, let me go, girl, are you seducing me?

What do you mean by beating, I can't get you up even if I press you down?

Invisible seduction is the most deadly!

"Cough... another day... another day..."

"I hate it! I'm ignoring you!"

Lin Fang: "???"

I just want to change the time. You suddenly shy little girl, where did you start?

Dare to hang up my phone?

It's the opposite of you!

Lin Fang put down the phone, thought about it, and didn't call again, but turned on the phone, opened the wingman group, ignored the speeches of these people, and directly opened the group file and looked through it. Manual" file, click to take a look.

Lin Fang had read these things before, but he never clicked on them. Now that there are more and more girls around him, he feels that he needs to learn and improve.

When he met the milk tea girl Huang Yanling, Jiao Jiao, the Internet cafe girl, said that if you have no desires, you will be rigid. As long as Lin Fang ensures that he is not distracted, he will be invincible.

In the face of such a high-ranking person, Lin Fang felt that he was a little powerless.

"There are no shortcuts in life. If you reject a girl, you have to study hard..."

Lin Fang sighed, opened the "Cultivation Manual for Male Gods", and read it carefully.

He had already walked to the side of the car, and was fascinated by it. He didn't go in, but just rubbed it outside... He held his mobile phone outside and studied it carefully.

"Oh, Xiao Chen, do you have a partner? Then you have to hurry to find it, you can't delay any longer, it's already 30~www.readwn.com~ If you don't get married, you won't be able to have children in the future. Elderly mothers are very dangerous!"

"Hey, Xiao Wang, I heard that you got divorced? Tsk tsk, I didn't tell you, look, it's not easy for a man to get a wife now, you're a second marriage, and you may only be lonely in the future. Are you old?"

In the distance, Auntie Li was happily greeting people while walking her dog. She suddenly saw Lin Fang leaning against a big red sports car, holding her phone, and she didn't know what she was doing.

She was stunned for a moment, grabbed the dog leash, and choked Teddy who was running very happily. Jiang Ang and Jiang Ang just barked.

"Stop screaming, rush to reincarnate? Didn't you see the door of the **** of plague in front of you? Why don't you come this way with me!"

Aunt Li usually treasures her own Teddy like her own son. Now, seeing Lin Xin's panic, she dragged Teddy and quickly turned around, for fear that Lin Fang would see her and raised her hand to cover her face.

"Huh? Auntie Li, what's the matter with you, you look like a thief?"

"Shhhhhh...you're a thief, why are you yelling so loudly?"

Aunt Li was so **** off by the other party that she was about to reason with the other party. Who would have thought that Lin Fang over there noticed the movement here and took the initiative to say hello to her: "Huh? Isn't this Aunt Li..."

"not me!"

Aunt Li screamed, grabbed her Teddy, pushed her neighbors away and ran wild.

"This old woman took the wrong medicine today? Their dog is about to be strangled by her..."

The neighbor who was pushed away was a little puzzled, shook his head, and walked away on his own.

Lin let go even though he held it up and didn't put it down, when he saw Auntie Li disappear without a trace at the speed of the 100-meter champion.