I’m Not a Scumbag

Forget it, don’t think too much, it’s happier to continue eating desserts!

Mi Li'er and Guan Xiumei no longer tangled, and decided to target the last dessert - Melaleuca Heart, and start together.

The appearance of the Melaleuca Heart is a red heart-shaped cake with a white "feather" falling lightly on it.

Spoon a spoonful at will, the rose mousse on the outer layer is fragrant, and the French cocoa Bailey chocolate and hand-boiled raspberry jam on the inner layer are sweet and sour, mixed with the delicate and soft chocolate chiffon cake on the bottom layer. Just a sweet song.

"call……"

"Hey……"

Lin Fang took a sip of the oolong milk cap, and looked at Mi Li'er and Guan Xiumei, who were sighing with blurry eyes.

What's the matter, this dessert is Xing Ye's ecstasy rice?

Look at the two of you to eat, what is it like to leave this memory of life?

Two turtles!

Lin Fang was not very interested in desserts and could not understand it. One dessert was sweet, and the other dessert was also sweet. No matter how delicious it was, it was still the same taste, and it was something that was too sweet to bear. , How can there be so many emotions to express?

Simply sick!

Or my oolong milk cap is better, sha...sufu...

Fang Lingxian glanced at Mi Grain'er and Guan Xiumei who were still smacking the aftertaste of Melaleuca, smiled and said, "Okay, you have tried several desserts, decide which one you like better, and I will help you. Restart."

Fang Lingxian's majestic actions are too powerful to buy people's hearts.

Guan Xiumei was very moved, but she was a little embarrassed. She didn't forget her identity, saying that she was a helper to help her girlfriend's boxing, but it didn't help, but she ate and drank a lot with this girlfriend's rival in love.

Hey……

It is said that grasping people's hands are short, and eating people's mouths are soft. If the rice grains are torn up with Lin Fang's ex-girlfriend after a while, how can I be so embarrassed to scold you?

Headache!

Forget it, I will not help each other for a while, I will persuade me to fight!

In front of food, everyone is equal!

I love peace!

"I want another Wuliangye black recipe and an ice cream!"

Guan Xiumei successfully persuaded herself, and decisively raised her hand and asked for two more desserts that she wanted to eat.

Mi Li'er didn't have much to worry about. From the very beginning, she didn't regard Fang Lingxian as her enemy. If she hadn't explained some of the misunderstandings to Guan Xiumei, she didn't even want to join in the fun.

Seeing that Guan Xiumei was embarrassed to ask for two more desserts, Mi Lier felt that she had nothing to be embarrassed about. She also raised her hand and said, "I want another peach mousse and ice cream!"

When the new desserts and ice cream were served, Mi Li'er and Guan Xiumei became a lot more gentle. After chewing slowly, they found more surprises.

Seeing this, Fang Lingxian smiled and glanced at Lin Fang, who was sucking on the oolong milk cap, and said, "I think everyone has almost eaten, and it's getting late, let's talk about business."

"Cough cough cough..."

Lin Fang accidentally sucked the tea into his throat, and after a few coughs, he felt better.

Fang Lingxian glanced at Lin Fang with a half-smile, and said, "Lin Fang, there is nothing to hide, just chat casually, why are you nervous?"

Lin Fang forced a calm smile and said, "I'm not nervous, I'm not nervous, I just choked."

Well, you are indeed very "simple"!

Fang Lingxian was too lazy to pierce Lin Fang, she just had a pure mind, and put more energy into martial arts. She didn't want to think about many things, but it didn't mean she was stupid.

Women know women best, Fang Lingxian doesn't care what Mi Li'er said, and what Lin Fang said, she only knows that Mi Li'er looks at Lin Fang wrong.

That's not the ex-girlfriend's sister. The so-called sister-in-law looks at her brother-in-law. It's the look of a young girl looking at the man she likes. She also has this kind of look.

Mi Lie glanced at Lin Fang's little movements from time to time, which was no different from Fang Lingxian herself. How could she not understand, what did it mean?

In a sense, Guan Xiumei's questioning is not wrong.

Fang Lingxian just wanted to rekindle her old relationship with Lin Fang, and the connection was broken. The sad thing is that this matter is still wishful thinking for the time being.

The only thing that comforted Fang Lingxian was that she saw that Lin Fang's attitude towards Mi Li'er was not that intimate.

This at least shows that everyone is on the same starting line, and no one is closer to Lin Fang's heart than anyone else!

Fang Lingxian stopped looking at Lin Fang, turned her head to look at Mi Li'er, and said with a smile, "Please allow me to introduce myself again, my name is Fang Lingxian, and I'm living in a business unit now. I'm a good friend of Lin Fang. If you don't If you mind, I was once one of Lin Fang's ex-girlfriends..."

"Cough cough..."

This time, it was Guan Xiumei's turn to be choked. At first, what she knew was only the tip of the iceberg of the whole thing, and she simply thought that Lin Fang was carrying the "authentic girlfriend", Mi Li'er, to steal fish outside and put a hat on his best friend. .

Later, knowing that Fang Lingxian was Lin Fang's ex-girlfriend, Guan Xiumei was stunned for a moment. Fortunately, she was witty enough to forcibly beat Fang Lingxian.

Now that she knows that Fang Lingxian is actually just one of Lin Fang's "ex-girlfriends", Guan Xiumei feels that she is not well.

She looked at Mi Li'er with frowning eyebrows, and couldn't help but want to roar.

Little bitch, how much did you hide from me!

What is "one of the ex-girlfriends"?

She is only one of them, how many are you?

Mi Li'er glanced at her good girlfriend Guan Xiumei, who had bad eyes. She couldn't help feeling a little guilty. She laughed dryly, feeling that some things are better to be honest.

After all, several people present knew about their relationship with Lin Fang, except for Guan Xiumei...

Mi Li'er coughed twice, did not dare to look at Guan Xiumei, and said reluctantly, "Well, since that's the case... let me introduce myself again, my name is Mi Li'er, and now I'm living in a company, I... I used to It's Lin Fang's sister-in-law. Because...my sister is one of Lin Fang's ex-girlfriends..."

Well, I should have made it clearer now?

Guan Guan, in fact, you misunderstood yourself, so you can't blame me entirely, can you?

Mi Li'er turned her head and glanced at Guan Xiumei, seeing Guan Xiumei's (,,#??Д??) expression, she almost couldn't hold back her laughter.

Guan Xiumei froze for a while, but finally regained her senses. She grabbed the grain of rice, shook it a few times, and said, "Damn it, aren't you Lin Fang's girlfriend? How did you become his sister-in-law? Or the former sister-in-law? ...One! You're going to **** me off, you!"

Mi Li'er was a little embarrassed, but more helpless, she secretly glanced at Lin Fang, then looked at Guan Xiumei, and whispered: "I think it's a girlfriend too, isn't this working hard... Is it a friend? If you are a friend, you should support me, why are you taking my stand?"

Guan Xiumei looked at Mi Li'er with a sneer, and said, "Now you know that I'm a friend? What are you doing early? I tipped you off early in the morning, saying that when Lin Fang made you green, why didn't you tell me clearly? Is it not shameful for me to misunderstand me for so long?"

Mi Li'er said: "I also wanted to tell you earlier, but you didn't give me a chance... Okay, Guan Guan, it's my fault, don't make trouble, okay? It's a big deal, I'll pay for it, please eat a lot. Meal! Twice!"

Guan Xiumei rolled her eyes at Mi Li'er and sneered: "You want to buy me two big meals. Am I so cheap? Let me tell you, it takes at least three big meals!"

Mi Li'er nodded again and again as if coaxing a child: "Okay! Good! Three times, I agreed! Then tell me, what should I do now?"

"how could I know?"

Thinking of the current scene, Guan Xiumei also felt an incomparable headache.

As the initiator, the current scene was actually caused by her. She originally thought that she was helping her best friend catch the mistress, but the actual situation was that her best friend was Lin Fang's ex-sister-in-law, and the mistress caught was Lin Fang's ex-girlfriend.

None of the three women took the position of accusing Lin Fang, but the three of them got together and ripped apart...

This is embarrassing...

Thanks to Fang Lingxian's great atmosphere, he moved the place of the ripped-off from the club to the dessert shop. After everyone ate the dessert, the atmosphere eased up, and it was only then that the matter was made clear.

Instead of tearing directly under the impulse.

The luck in misfortune is probably that there are more opportunities to save now, right?

Guan Xiumei's thoughts turned sharply, and she whispered to Mi Li'er, "How about you contribute to your meal once, and we invite Miss Fang to have a late meal in the evening to ease the embarrassing relationship?"

Mi Li'er's eyes lit up, and nodded again and again: "Okay, okay! This idea is reliable!"

It's literally killing two birds with one stone... no, it's a good idea for two meals, one big meal, two problems, NICE!

After making up his mind, Mi Li'er coughed dryly, smiled at the other party and said Lingxian: "Cough... Sister Fang, the whole thing is actually a misunderstanding, and now the misunderstanding has been explained clearly, it's my fault, to express my apology, and to express my right. Thanks to my sister for inviting us to eat dessert, I will invite you back to dinner tonight, okay?"

Fang Lingxian glanced at Lin Fang, thought about it, and said, "Of course I'm fine, I'm free at night, just..."

Lin Fang saw what she meant, that he wanted to pull himself together, and quickly shook his head: "I have something to do at night, so I won't be with you."

Anyway, the purpose of coming to the club today to test his physical fitness has been achieved, so he doesn't want to hang out with these three women anymore.

Look at their obsession with desserts, if they eat something very sweet at night, they will die!

Well, I'm not worried about the three women playing together, getting me drunk and doing whatever they want to me!

Mi Li'er looked at Lin Fang with some regret, and asked tentatively, "Brother-in-law, are you really not coming at night? We three weak girls are all so beautiful together, what if someone gets upset?"

cough cough...

Lin Fang couldn't help coughing twice, looked at Fang Lingxian, and then at Guan Xiumei, his eyes were a little weird.

A martial arts champion, martial arts coach; a marksman, archery coach.

The combined deterrent power of the two of them is more terrifying than mine. How unlucky does that person have to be in order to be jealous of you?

I was worried that when he went to the hospital, his body was still not complete!

"Ha ha……"

Fang Lingxian chuckled, glanced at Lin Fang, and said, "Don't worry, I'm here. Although it's been many years since I won the national martial arts championship, my strength hasn't regressed much, so it's okay to protect you all. of."

"Uh...┌(.Д.)┐!"

sloppy!

Just watched this!

Mi Li'er nodded embarrassedly and said, "Okay, since Sister Fang is protecting us, then I'm more relieved!"

The topic is here, and it is almost coming to an end.

When the four of them came out of the dessert shop, it was already two hours later.

Lin Fang's eyes were full of black lines, his body felt hollowed out, and he was exhausted like never before.

A man who is bombarded by three women's language in turn, that feeling is really not much better than going shopping with three women.

God knows how their relationship suddenly improved. The topic of chat is all over the place. One second is the new autumn clothes, the next second, it will become a beauty blogger of so-and-so, and the next second, it will become someone who has plastic surgery. Too bad.

Lin Fang felt that he was surrounded by ducks. One woman was equal to five hundred ducks, and the three women were fifteen hundred ducks. His mind was full of quacking sounds, and he almost misunderstood him in two hours. .

He is very fortunate that he agreed to have dinner with these three women without being obsessed. If he really agreed, maybe next year's night would be his death day!

After saying goodbye to the three women, Lin Fang really wanted to go to the club again. He wanted to find Coach Jiang Hanzhong, and he wanted to try it out, if he could find Coach Xia Maokun through him and follow him to learn Xingyiquan with two hands.

Even if he spends more money, Lin Fang is willing. He feels that this money cannot be saved.

Lin Fang wanted to learn Xingyi Boxing, not for fighting. He had two purposes. One was to be prepared. In case something happened that required force, something was better than nothing. Another purpose is to control. In fact, Lin Fang can sometimes feel that his control of strength and neural responses is not very good.

Once at home, he almost hurt his mother.

Even if Lin Fang was under control at that time, in retrospect, Lin Fang was still very scared.

It's just that Lin Fang's plan was good, but he didn't expect that Fang Lingxian didn't know what to think, but he took Mi Li'er and Guan Xiumei to the club.

It was only after being bombarded by three women for two full hours that he finally separated from them. Lin Fang was so stupid that he slammed back into it again. He decided to leave.

...

After a night of silence, Lin Fang got up early for a run as usual the next day.

Since the body was activated bit by bit, Lin Fang has also become accustomed to this healthy routine. He doesn't like running one morning, but he doesn't like it.

As usual, it was the old route. After Lin Fang finished running, he came to the door of the authentic Shanle Tofu Nao Snack Shop again.

Lin Fang couldn't help scratching his head when he saw that he appeared unconsciously at the door of this snack bar.

"Strange...why am I here again? What magic does the tofu brain in this store have?"

Thinking of the price of this bean curd brain, Lin Fang shook his head and planned to go to another place to buy breakfast, but he didn't take two steps, he suddenly came back to his senses: No, didn't I give Lin Xiaolei the breakfast money in advance? So...hehe...

Lin Fang smirked twice, decisively opened WeChat, and dialed Lin Xiaolei's voice call.

He knew that this girl wouldn't mute WeChat even if she muted the call. As long as she made a voice call, she would definitely wake up the snooze little lazy pig.

Sure enough, ten seconds later, Lin Xiaolei's angry and suppressed roar gushed out through the microphone: "Lin Fangwen, you are going to die, you disturb people's dreams early in the morning, believe it or not, I rush to your room. kill you?"

Lin Fang smiled and Shi Shiran said: "Lin Xiaolei, did you forget something? I passed the breakfast money to you. I agreed to take care of the family's breakfast for a week. On the first day of today, you plan to default on your debt. ?"

Hey?

When it came to money, Lin Xiaolei immediately woke up. She put on her shoes and got out of bed, and said stubbornly, "I, Lin Xiaolei, spit on a nail, I'll keep my word, and I won't break the bill! Just wait for breakfast, you. !"

Lin Fang said with a smile: "Okay, I'll wait. Four bowls of tofu nao, four beef cakes, didn't you forget the number?"

Lin Xiaolei said angrily: "Lin Fangwen, don't look down on me! No matter how bad my grades are, I won't even be able to do elementary school arithmetic? Buy it back, don't bother me! Hang up!"

"Hey~www.readwn.com~ Okay, I won't bother you."

Lin Fang hung up the phone with a smile, looked left and right, chose a location that was not easy to find, but was able to observe the location of the snack bar and hid it, quietly waiting for Lin Xiaolei to come over to buy breakfast.

He was curious, when Lin Xiaolei knew the price of four bowls of tofu nao and four beef patties, would she still be able to speak so arrogantly.

"Hey! You are sneaky, why are you hiding here? Are you really a spy at the snack bar on the corner?"

"Who?"

Lin Fang was tapped on the shoulder from behind, he shrank his shoulders subconsciously, turned around abruptly, and punched him out.

Who would have thought that standing behind him was a girl, a pure and beautiful girl wearing a school uniform, with collagen all over her face, full of youth.

Isn't this... isn't this the daughter of the owner of the tofu brain snack shop?

Oops……

After Lin Fang reacted, he quickly stopped.

But it was too slow. Lin Fang found that he couldn't completely control his power at all. He couldn't retract the punch he punched, so he could only deflect the direction and hit the girl's right side.

Bang!

Lin Fang punched the tree behind the girl. The fist hit the hard tree trunk, causing severe pain. The irritated Lin Fang almost rolled his eyes.

He punched out, because he didn't hit the girl, but hit the tree behind her, and unconsciously narrowed the distance with the girl.

The situation now became that his arm was half-circling her, the wind from his fist ruffled her hair, and he almost pressed against the girl's body, feeling like he was thumping her on the wall.

For a time, the girl was stunned, and so was Lin Fang...

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