I'm Priest, What The Hell Is Acute Gastroenteritis Fulminant Surgery?

Chapter 128: Holding It In During the Competition? I Held It for Twelve Seconds!

As soon as the announcement was made, all the freshmen on the square became excited.

"Hahaha, I told you Qin Zheng would win, how about that!"

"That's right! The Dragon Vein is known as the strongest profession, how could it easily lose to a rookie?"

"Hahaha! We've already won two out of three matches, there's no need for the final one, right?"

"I think so too. I heard that the freshman Qin Zheng picked is just a low-level support profession. His debuff probably can't even break through their defense!"

"The Battle of Gaixia?"

"Doesn't matter, we won anyway!"

"Let's just let Qin Zheng and Zhu Chengyu decide the final match with rock-paper-scissors. After all, they're both from Xia Country!"

"I think so too, hahaha..."

The people around were discussing, and many had already concluded that the position of the alliance leader belonged to them.

After all, they had won two out of three rounds, and there was no need for the third round!

Li Zhen also announced with a smile, "Terry has already lost two rounds in a row, do you still want to compete?"

"Wait a minute!"

Joseph shouted, "Why not compete?"

"In the second round, Qin Zheng and Terry's skills almost took effect at the same time, less than a second apart, so it's considered a tie!"

"The winner of the first round is Zhu Chengyu, not Qin Zheng. If our person wins the next round, won't all three be tied?"

"So I demand to continue the third round!"

"That's right!"

"That's how it should be!"

"I was careless just now, didn't dodge, but this time I will definitely win!"

"The third match must be played, otherwise we won't accept it!"

The dozen or so foreigners started arguing again, especially Terry, waving his fist the size of a sandbag, looking like a gorilla.

"Damn it! Why are these damn foreigners so untrustworthy?"

"To be honest, in the first round, Qin Zheng and Terry's skills did take effect almost at the same time."

"Bullshit, being slightly faster is still faster!"

"No need to compete! How could it be possible for a professional to have diarrhea because of Zheng Cheng's skill? We're all professionals here!"

The crowd around them continued to discuss, but Li Zhen was not bothered at all.

Since you sincerely want to make a fool of yourself, then I'll grant your wish!

"Well then, let the third round of the competition proceed as usual!"

Li Zhen pressed his hands down to stop the discussions around him and said, "Do you want to take a break?"

"No need!"

Terry roared, "Come on! I can't wait any longer!"

Li Zhen looked at Zhu Chengyu again, "Chengyu, how about you?"

Zhu Chengyu shook his head, "No need to rest, let's finish as soon as possible."

"My scouts have found a large number of villains outside Jiuhu City, and there are also many professionals."

Li Zhen's expression changed, "I see."

"And, if you can't hold on later, don't force yourself!"

"What?"

Zhu Chengyu was surprised, but Li Zhen had already turned his head.

"The third round of the competition, officially begins!"

As soon as the words fell, Qin Zheng, Zhu Chengyu, and Terry walked up again.

Zheng Cheng also drew out his Bloodthirsty Staff and casually waved it, casting an Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Burst on the three of them.

"Hey! Zheng Cheng, Joseph and Lin Feng have already said the names and effects of their skills, why don't you say it?"

"That's right! Don't disgrace our Xia Country's prestige!"

"I remember you're a low-level professional, but you're highly regarded by Qin Zheng and Li Zhen. Did you find a high-level job change book?"

The crowd around them started to clamor again, especially a few freshmen from Twelve High School.

Zheng Cheng smiled and said, "Since everyone wants to know, then I'll tell you."

"My skill is very special, called Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Burst, and the effect is very simple, it gives people diarrhea..."

As soon as the words fell, the freshmen who didn't know Zheng Cheng started discussing.

"Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Burst? What kind of name is that?"

"Giving people diarrhea? Damn, that's an amazing skill!"

"Tsk! Diarrhea is a disease that only ordinary people have. We are professionals, how could..."

"Damn it! It's so smelly! Who farted?"

"Damn it! It's only been a few seconds, it's already taking effect, look..."

The crowd shouted and instinctively looked to the left side of the square.

Terry!

They saw him suddenly clutching his stomach, bending over, gripping his legs tightly, his face looking very ugly.

Joseph on the side also had a drastic change in his expression and quickly shouted, "Hold on, Terry! Don't pull!"

Terry gritted his teeth and said, "I know... I'm fine, I just stood for too long... I need to move..."

"No~"

Before he could finish his sentence, a burst of gas leaked out uncontrollably.

"Terry, hold on... ugh..."

Coincidentally, this burst of gas sprayed directly onto Joseph, who was closest to him, causing Joseph to vomit immediately.

"Damn it! Ugh... Terry! What did you eat this morning... ugh..."

He crawled and ran away, and the dozen or so companions behind him quickly retreated.

Joseph ran while shouting, "Terry! You must hold on! Otherwise, you'll face the punishment of the adults..."

"Ugh..."

"Roar..."

Terry suddenly roared, his muscles swelling, and even thick hair grew from his hair follicles, covering his whole body.

He looked like a fierce gorilla.

The muscles in his legs immediately began to contract, strengthening the strength of the sphincter, tightly blocking the anus.

"I will definitely not lose!"

"In this competition, I will definitely win!"

Accompanied by Terry's roar, Zhu Chengyu on the other side was also in pain.

Just like Terry, he instinctively covered his stomach, clenched his legs, and his forehead was covered in cold sweat.

Li Zhen saw this and quickly walked over and whispered, "Chengyu, if you feel something, don't force it!"

Zhu Chengyu glared at him and said, "What a joke! Just a case of diarrhea and you think I'll give up? Impossible!"

"Terry, that gorilla doesn't give up, how can I give up?"

"In the dictionary of a soldier, there is no word for surrender!"

Li Zhen's eyes were full of admiration as he said, "I agree, soldiers are the people I admire the most!"

"Ordinary gastroenteritis, diarrhea, and the like can indeed be endured with willpower. But I'm afraid..."

"Afraid of what?"

Zhu Chengyu asked through gritted teeth, feeling his stomach bloating, all rushing towards his anus.

But he still endured it with his strong willpower!

"This..."

Li Zhen's eyes flickered and he stepped aside, saying, "Let Zheng Cheng explain."

Zheng Cheng walked over, his face full of sincerity, and said, "Zhu Chengyu, don't force it, otherwise the consequences will be severe."

"Zheng Cheng..." Zhu Chengyu gritted his teeth and said, "I don't know what your relationship is with Li Zhen and the others, but it's impossible for you to make a soldier surrender!"

"When my Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Burst reached level 3, I awakened a special ability..."

"Special ability? What's so strange about that?"

Zhu Chengyu took a deep breath, sweat dripping from his forehead, and clenched his buttocks.

"My skill... also has a special ability!"

"My special ability is a bit special..." Zheng Cheng still had a sincere expression, "That ability is called anal fissure."

"When the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Burst is in effect, there is a chance to cause the target to have an anal fissure. The longer you endure, the greater the chance of the anal fissure occurring, and the more pronounced the effect..."

Zhu Chengyu's pupils suddenly contracted, as if he had seen something extremely terrifying.

"Fuck!"

He cursed and turned around to run!

Li Zhen also shouted at the right time, "Zhu Chengyu, nine seconds!"

Bai Jingqi on the side laughed heartily, "Hahaha, just like me, less than ten seconds, hahaha..."

Zhu Chengyu's actions also attracted the attention of countless people.

"What the fuck! Where did Zhu Chengyu go? Why did he run so fast?"

"What did Li Zhen say to him?"

"I can't hear it, but he's so fast, where is he going..."

"Is that... a public restroom?"

"Fuck! Qin Zheng also reacted..."

A group of people discussed fervently, and many people's eyes turned to Qin Zheng.

At this moment, Qin Zheng was also sweating profusely, clutching his stomach, and his buttocks slightly raised.

Li Zhen asked in confusion, "Why didn't the gastroenteritis potion take effect on you?"

Zheng Cheng helplessly said, "Brother, my skill is already level 3, ordinary medicine is useless."

Li Zhen and Bai Jingqi's faces suddenly changed, "Then, what should we do? What about Qin Zheng..."

"Damn it... Ahhhhh!!!"

Just as the two panicked, Terry on the opposite side suddenly screamed and fell to the ground.

Behind him, his loose jeans bulged up and down, as if something was gushing out.

At the same time, a large mass of manure also continuously flowed out of his pants, covering the ground.

Li Zhen's eyes lit up and he shouted, "Terry, ten seconds!"

"Fuck!"

"Pull!"

"Oh my god!"

"No wonder it's Xiaobaima, damn, it's pulling so much!"

"Fuck! It stinks! Run!"

"Ugh..."

"Oh my god! I'm going to throw up too, ugh..."

"Ah ah ah ah..."

Terris screamed in agony again, and his jeans, which had already been dyed yellow and black, suddenly turned a deep red.

Sticky blood flowed down from the bottom of his jeans.

Accompanied by the tearing pain coming from his anus, Terris's burly figure suddenly fell to the ground, splashing a burst of feces.

His massive body trembled and shook continuously.

His anus was torn.

Seeing this situation, Qin Zheng's face also showed fear, and he turned and ran towards the nearby public restroom.

Soon, the entire field was left with Terris, lying in his own feces, twitching constantly.

Li Zhen's face looked strange, and his eyes were filled with fear.

"Qin Zheng, twelve seconds!"

"The winner... Qin Zheng!"

"I declare that the new leader of the Freshman Union in Qin Province is... Qin Zheng!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a frenzy of enthusiastic discussions erupted from the surrounding crowd.

But the subject of the discussion was not the new leader.

It was... Zheng Cheng!

"Fuck! So terrifying!"

"What the hell kind of skill is this! Are all professionals this miserable?"

"Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Burst! I'm willing to call it the strongest debuff skill!"

"Oh my god! Terris, this Xiaobaima is so miserable, and he's still spraying!"

"What the hell did he eat? It stinks!"

"Run, run..."

"Oh my god! Zheng Cheng from Eternal Peace City No. 12 Middle School, I remember him!"

"What a terrifying skill, after the joint entrance examination for new students, there will be a ranking match, with this skill he will definitely be the champion!"

"I think so too, even Qin Zheng could only last twelve seconds, what about the others..."

"It's over..."

"Let's disperse! The leader has been chosen, it's Qin Zheng, and now it's time for the final battle with the scum."

"There are only two days left for the assessment, for sure..."

"Just don't know where that Blood Guanyin is? Damn, I've been looking for it for days."

"Leave this to the new leader..."

As the freshmen discussed, they dispersed.

Soon, the entire square was left with Terris, still lying in his own feces.

And... a large group of mutated flies and mosquitoes that were attracted by the smell.

It wasn't until more than ten minutes later that Joseph and his group came sneakily.

A water mage directly summoned a large mass of water and washed Terris, pulling him away.

After a long time, Zheng Cheng, Li Zhen, Qin Zheng, Zhu Chengyu, Bai Jingqi, and others gathered together.

Qin Zheng and Zhu Chengyu's faces were still pale, especially Qin Zheng.

When he was in the public restroom, his adrenaline rush ended.

In a weakened state, he almost fell into the pit of feces.

Fortunately, the squat toilets in Jiuhu City were relatively small...

"Zheng Cheng, your skill is getting more and more ruthless..."

Qin Zheng gasped for breath, feeling like stars were appearing before his eyes.

Zheng Cheng helplessly said, "I didn't want to, I told you not to force it."

"I lasted twelve seconds, stronger than Bai Jingqi, hahaha..." Qin Zheng laughed heartily, "Fortunately, my anus didn't tear, hehehe..."

As if thinking of Terris's miserable appearance, Qin Zheng laughed again.

"Zheng Cheng, your skill is indeed too powerful!"

Zhu Chengyu, who was still sitting upright on the chair, sincerely praised, "Why don't you join the military? As long as you're willing to join, I guarantee you can enter the elite team of the Qin Province military!"

Zheng Cheng shook his head and said, "No need, I'm already a Night Watchman."

"Night Watchman..." Zhu Chengyu sighed and said, "That's really a pity..."

"Alright!"

Li Zhen raised his hand and said, "Now let's discuss how to exterminate the Blood Guanyin."

"We don't have much time left, only two days."

The others also looked over.

"Before we discuss, let me introduce a few people."

Li Zhen spoke, and a short figure with a simple and honest smile on his face stood up.

"Er Zhong Hao Zhao, a professional eight-star Necromancer."

"Hello, everyone."

Hao Zhao greeted everyone with a smile, especially looking at Zheng Cheng with a relieved expression.

"And Yang Haoran and Li Mei from San Zhong."

Two more people stood up and greeted everyone.

Yang Haoran was a young man with a slightly tanned complexion and sharp eyes.

Sharp-eyed Zheng Cheng noticed that his middle finger, index finger, and thumb on his right hand were a size larger than the other fingers, clearly a result of long-term archery practice.

Li Mei, on the other hand, was a tall girl wearing a fiery red robe with a perfect 'S' curve.

The two were close together and their words were somewhat intimate, clearly either a couple or having mutual feelings.

Li Zhen explained, "Originally, we had three nine-star professionals in Qinzhou Province, Qin Zheng, Zhu Chengyu, and Yao Zhixue, and they have all gathered."

"There are also six eight-star professionals."

"Song Chaoyu, Bai Jingqi, Yang Haoran, Li Mei, Hao Zhao, and Terry, all gathered!"

Zhu Chengyu asked, "Li Zhen, why did you gather us here? What's your plan?"

The others also looked over.

Li Zhen said in a deep voice, "The main task of our joint entrance examination for new professionals has actually changed from eliminating the inferior to destroying the Blood Guanyin."

"We have Zheng Cheng, so we can determine the exact location of the Blood Guanyin."

"So my idea is to form an elite team and destroy the Blood Guanyin with all our might while the main force is fighting the inferior clan."

"After destroying the Blood Guanyin, tear up the teleportation symbol and withdraw from the competition!"

"I think in eight days, everyone should have killed enough inferior beings to meet the assessment requirements."

Everyone nodded in agreement.

"More than enough."

"I have killed more than a dozen inferior professional beings, not to mention the countless ordinary inferior beings."

"Me too. Li Zhen, are you suggesting that the main force holds back the inferior beings while we go and kill the Blood Guanyin?"

"Exactly."

Zheng Cheng suddenly asked, "How many new students from Qinzhou Province are gathered in Jiuhu City now?"

Li Zhen thought for a moment and said, "We counted once yesterday, including us, the new professionals from Eternal Peace City, and ten other cities including Weihua City, Baoji City, and Shenmu City. The total number of new professionals should be over 15,000."

"The other new students either teleported away or went elsewhere."

Zhu Chengyu asked, "What is your specific plan?"

Li Zhen said, "Just as I said earlier, first attract the attention of the inferior clan with the left and right new professionals. You guys form an elite team and, under the guidance of Zheng Cheng, go and kill the Blood Guanyin!"

"Zheng Cheng..."

Zhu Chengyu asked in surprise, "Does he know the location of the Blood Guanyin?"

"I have monitoring skills and can find the location of the Blood Guanyin."

Zheng Cheng spoke up, in fact, he had been searching for the location of the Blood Guanyin.

Unfortunately, it was still beyond the range of his monitoring.

But based on the brightness of the road's light, it had been determined that the Blood Guanyin was not very far from their location!

Li Zhen said, "Qin Zheng, Chengyu, Yao Zhixue, Bai Jingqi, Song Chaoyu, Hao Zhao, Yang Haoran, Li Mei, Terry, and Zheng Cheng, these are the members of the elite team."

"I and the others will stay in Jiuhu City and try to hold back the main force of the inferior clan."

"The ten of you, I believe that even if the Blood Guanyin is strong, it will not be able to match you!"

"It's up to you to destroy that Blood Guanyin!"

Everyone present fell silent, carefully considering Li Zhen's proposal.

Suddenly, Zhu Chengyu said in a deep voice, "I disagree."

"Hmm?"

Everyone looked at him in surprise, not expecting Zhu Chengyu to be the first to reject this proposal.

Li Zhen was also surprised and asked, "You disagree? Do you have a better plan?"

Zhu Chengyu shook his head and said, "I agree with your plan, but I have some objections to the composition of the team."

The others frowned.

Could it be that Zhu Chengyu was targeting Zheng Cheng?

It made sense.

The members of the team were all nine-star or eight-star professionals.

Their levels were all around LV18.

Zheng Cheng was just a low-level professional, so if...

Zhu Chengyu continued, "Terry, kick him out of the team!"

"He is impatient, has other countries secretly guiding him, and has ulterior motives."

"For this mission, we need all ten people to work together."

"Terry's presence naturally poses a potential danger to the completion of the mission."

"So, Terry must be kicked out!"

(End of this chapter)