I'm really not a magician

They nodded. I poured cinnabar into the inkstone, then added some black dog blood, went to Du Yi's front, stained cinnabar and black dog blood with a brush, and ordered a red dot at her Yintang.

"This is cinnabar mole, with black dog blood and pure Yang, which can protect you from being attacked by zombies. Stretch out your hands." after ordering cinnabar mole, I wrote a 'Royal edict' on Du Yi's hands.

After writing, he came to an Shizhu and did the same thing to her. He continued: "the edict in your hand can make you better grasp the rope and remove some of the strength of zombies."

Then another person changed: "after the zombie comes out, I will introduce the zombie into the array and deal with it. No matter what happens, you can't move. Keep your emotions until the campfire is extinguished,

Zombies will go straight to the middle of heaven and fall into thinking, but this process is very short, only seven or forty-nine seconds. "

"What are we going to do during this period?" Du Yi asked.

"After the zombie gets into thinking, I'll tell you, and then you pick up the rope and run cross. You must quickly wrap it around seven times with the rope. Remember, it must be seven times, not more or less." I said while drawing vermilion moles for them.

The crowd nodded and motioned to understand.

I continued: "after seven laps, they return to their original positions, and then they must grasp the rope in their hands. They must not loosen it. The rest will be handed over to Zheng Kangkang and me."

"What shall I do?" Qian Liexian asked.

"After the campfire goes out, you are responsible for lighting. In addition to the basic lighting, you have to take two flashlight to shine on it all the time, directly in its eyes," I replied.

Qian Liexian nodded and said, "it won't come to me directly, will it?"

"Just stand outside the circle and remove the flashlight when you see it coming out of the circle."

Qian Liexian said, "I see."

At this point, I gave everyone a mole, wrote a royal edict, and then said, "is there anything else I don't understand?"

They shook their heads. Zheng Kangkang said, "what's the use of the fishing net?"

"Shroud net." I said, looked at everyone and said seriously, "remember, we must not panic. Everyone should do their own thing. If there is a link wrong, someone will die. Do you understand?"

"Can you do this?" Chen Liang expressed doubt.

Zheng Kangkang directly scolded: "trough NIMA, are you still fucking questioning? If you don't do it, get out."

"I just want to make sure," Chen Liang whispered.

"Saby!" Zheng Kangkang scolded. I didn't bother to argue with Chen Liang. I turned to look at the tomb not far away, and then looked at the time: "ten minutes later, the zombie may come out."

As soon as these words came out, everyone seemed nervous, especially the five girls.

I smiled and said, "don't be nervous. Zombies have nothing to be afraid of. Just look at them as a mental patient. It's just scary. Don't worry. I'm here. There's no accident."

"OK." they nodded reluctantly, as if they had made a choice between life and death.

"Now go to their respective positions. When the zombie comes out, keep your emotions. After the fire is out, everyone will pick up the rope and straighten it." I said and waved, and everyone found their respective positions.

I picked up my backpack, went to Zheng Kangkang, took out a peach wood sword, ink bucket, runyin and whip from the bag, and then put on a yellow Taoist uniform.

"Is this a magic weapon?" Zheng Kangkang asked with great interest.

I nodded and said, "you take the whip and rune print, whip your neck and hit your head. I'll check it first. If I can't hold it, I'll call you. You start from the back."

"Just right, I practiced whip." Zheng Kangkang seemed a little excited.

I sniffed and everything was arranged. Zheng Kangkang, I'm not worried. I'm worried about the other people. The zombies after the autopsy are terrible, which is a great test for them.

Ten minutes passed quickly. Everyone stopped talking. I took a flashlight to illuminate the location of the grave.

Ten minutes later, there was no movement at the tomb, but the wind was getting stronger and stronger, making the wreath rustle over there. While adding firewood to the campfire, I said, "don't worry, wait, it should be fast."

After waiting for more than ten minutes, the wind stopped and there was no sound at all. The cuckoo bird's cry came from the mountain behind the tomb, which was a bit cautious.

"Can't cuckoo wake up zombies?" Qian Liexian asked.

I shook my head and said, "no, zombies are afraid of dogs and like cats. Other animals have no taboos."

I said and looked at the rhubarb lying beside me. It looked a little trance and its head kept shaking. Chen Liang's shoulder pole just now may have been a little confused for rhubarb, but it should be nothing.

Another half an hour later, there was a strong wind. Du Yi was embarrassed and said, "it's almost an hour. His legs are numb. How long will it take?"

"Sit down first when you're tired." I replied, looked up at the sky, and the moon didn't even have a shadow. This is the thickening of clouds, and this is more windy than before. There seems to be a sign of rain, but I also read the weather forecast before I came. There's no rain tonight.

"Boom!" suddenly a dull thunder came from the sky. I was surprised. Is it really going to rain?

I patted my head and looked up at the sky. There was no lightning. It was probably thunder elsewhere, but now the wind is so strong that maybe the rain will come.

"Can't wait." I stood up and said, "Du Yi, wake up the zombies."

"What's my name? Mom?" Du Yi asked.

"Call Mimi, in your usual cat voice." I walked towards the grave with a peach wood sword in my hand and stopped only three or four meters away.

"Mimi!!!" Du Yi suddenly shouted, which startled me. Her tone was very strict, her voice was very sharp, and the echo echoed in the mountains for a long time.

This is not the tone of calling the cat. This is clearly training the cat.

I turned and looked at Du Yi suspiciously: "that's what you usually call Mimi???"

Du Yi nodded: "I usually call it that. Mimi is actually afraid of me."

"At this time, you won't be gentle?" Zheng Kangkang said speechless.

I sighed and said, "come on, get ready..."

Before he finished, he just heard a bang. The coffin cover flew directly, and the wreaths on it spread instantly. The coffin cover flew three or four meters high, and a zombie in a shroud quickly climbed out of the coffin.

It stooped, stretched its neck, leaned its head forward, bent its hands in front of its chest, and its palms were claw shaped. The nails were pure black, longer than I expected.

The skin on his face was very dark, and even his teeth were black. The only thing he could see was the white eyes and the two black, shiny, long tusks.

Black stiff! More ferocious than ordinary zombies.

"It's like a big black mouse," Zheng Kangkang said at the first time.

Just after that, the zombie roared directly and rushed towards us. I don't know who the target is.

I frowned and raised the peach wood sword. It took me only a second or two to find the attack target. It was so fast.

But just two steps after it rushed out, the coffin cover that it had rushed out directly fell, unbiased, just on the head of the zombie, and it was still vertical.

With a loud bang, the zombie fell down and was pressed under the coffin cover.

“……”

All the people looked at this very funny scene and looked at me speechless. Zheng Kangkang asked, "that... Was the goods smashed to death?"

I'm also a little confused. I can't believe this kind of thing happened. The coffin cover is at least more than 100 kg. When it falls down at such a high place, it still stands upright in the middle of the head. I'm not sure whether I killed the zombie.

"No movement, is it suicide?" Du Yi asked suspiciously.

"Isn't this fucking funny?" Chen Liang was a little excited.

Qian Liexian smiled and said, "I'm busy in vain. I thought it was difficult to do it."

"Is it true that he was killed by the coffin cover? It's been so long that he doesn't seem to respond." an Shizhu said in a relaxed tone.

Everyone looked at me. I shook my head and said, "it shouldn't be. At least I haven't heard of such a thing. Wait and see."

After waiting for almost five minutes, the zombies under the coffin cover still had no movement. I walked over there with a peach wood sword and said, "Kangkang, bring the fishing net. Maybe I was really killed."

Zheng Kangkang came over with a fishing net. I carefully walked to the coffin cover and knocked the coffin cover three times with a peach sword. The zombies under the coffin really didn't move.

Zheng Kangkang asked, "are you really dead?"

"Roar ~ ~" rhubarb nearby suddenly gave an alarm,

I quickly kicked Zheng Kangkang. The two people immediately separated. The next second, the coffin lid flew out again, wiping our bodies and flying out into the distance.

"It's fake death, everyone pay attention!" I roared, turned over and stood up, and peach wood sword raised his hand and stabbed.

The zombie who just got up turned his head and stared at me. Suddenly, he opened his mouth and bit at my peach wood sword.

"Ding!" the wooden peach wood sword made a sound of metal collision under the mouth of the zombie. This was the collision between the pure Yang gas of the peach wood sword and the pure Yin gas of the zombie, and black smoke came out of the Zombie's mouth immediately.

……