I'm really not a magician

"Qin yihun, are you there?"

Zhao ruoxian, a high school classmate of Du Yi and I, sent me a wechat. Zhao ruoxian is as beautiful as Du Yi and is a school flower

Their characters are completely different. Zhao ruoxian is a good student with excellent character and learning, knowledgeable and reasonable. She is gentle and kind. I had a crazy crush on her before. She is the standard dream lover.

Like my kind of toad, I don't have the courage to express myself.

"Yes, why haven't you slept yet?" I hurried back to a message.

Zhao ruoxian's news soon came back: "I'm in trouble. I want to borrow some money from you. I don't know it's inconvenient for you."

I went back without hesitation: "OK, how much do you want? I'll go to the bank tomorrow and deposit it in online banking and then transfer it to you."

"How many do you have?"

"There are still 18000. If there are more, there will be none."

"OK, thank you. I'll borrow 10000."

"OK, I'll transfer it to you tomorrow." I smiled. Although I saved the 10000 yuan for a year, I didn't make it in vain if I could lend it to her.

After waiting for a long time, Zhao ruoxian didn't reply to me. Although I didn't even say thank you, I still felt very happy in my heart. This is the happiness that every licking dog can feel.

"I want it now." another voice sounded, not a message, but a real voice, but it seemed to come from outside the door.

I looked and saw Zhao ruoxian standing outside the door.

"You... Why are you here?" I quickly stood up and asked suspiciously, because Zhao ruoxian is not from our village. She lives in the county and is more than 20 kilometers from our village.

Zhao ruoxian was wearing a white dress with no hair tied. Her black straight long hair hung on her shoulders. The beautiful air bangs on her forehead added a little loveliness to her beauty.

"I'm here to borrow money from you." Zhao ruoxian smiled like flowers and looked more beautiful than before. After graduation, I haven't seen him for more than a year.

I asked, "did you come with Du Yi?"

Zhao ruoxian was stunned and nodded.

"Is it you who just spoke? You deliberately scared me?" Zhao ruoxian looked at me suspiciously, turned her eyes a few times and said, "yes, it's me too. I want money now."

"I left the money at home. I have to go back and get it, or I'll give it to you tomorrow. I'm on a vigil and can't leave." I said with some embarrassment.

"But I have to go in a minute. Let me help you watch the night. Go back and get the money," said Zhao ruoxian.

"Aren't you afraid?" I looked at the mourning hall full of wreaths, paper people and coffins.

Zhao ruoxian pouted and said, "I'm not afraid. You don't know. I'm a firm atheist."

"Er... Well, wait for me for ten minutes and watch for me. Don't let cats and dogs enter the mourning hall." I said, picked up a flashlight and ran quickly to my house.

Back at the door, the wolf dog rhubarb wagged his tail and greeted him, looking very excited.

"Shh!!!" I hurried to do a silent action. Rhubarb didn't shout, but just kept turning around me.

I ignored him and hurried into the room. Grandpa had fallen asleep. Snoring came from the bedroom. I walked to my bedroom gently.

I opened the tin can for money. I remember that I had saved more than 11000 yuan this year. I counted ten from it, thought about it again, and took them all out.

This is the time for me to show my strength in front of the goddess. How can I not do my best?

Back to old Du's house, Zhao ruoxian sat at the door. Her expression was a little dull, but she looked very cute.

"Here, ten thousand one, more than one thousand for a rainy day." I reached out and handed her the money.

Zhao ruoxian smiled sweetly, stood up and said thank you, then reached out and hugged me and kissed me on the face. This move made me unprepared. I smelled her hair, and the whole person was stunned and at a loss.

"I'll go first. Thank you, Qin yihun." Zhao ruoxian raised the money in her hand and walked happily towards the main road.

"Wait, do you have a car now?" I asked suspiciously.

Zhao ruoxian looked back and said, "don't worry, my cousin is waiting for me. She drove me."

"Well, be careful on the way. You don't have to pay the money in a hurry. Tell me if you need it in the future." I shouted, giving full play to the temperament of licking dogs.

After Zhao ruoxian left, I touched my face and giggled. This is the first time I've been kissed by a heterosexual, and I'm still the lover of my dream. The money is worth it. I feel that a year's hard work is not in vain.

For this kiss, I decided to wash my face around the place she kissed.

The terrible atmosphere of the mourning hall didn't make me spirit. Zhao ruoxian's hug and kiss made me spirit a lot.

I sat there and began to flirt. The goddess who has always been out of reach actually hugged me and kissed me. She is not a casual person. Does she really like me?

The more I think about it, the more exciting it is. After one night, I even think about the name of our future child.

The time of debauchery always passed very quickly. After the chicken crowed the next day, I stood up and stretched. It was almost six o'clock and fish belly white appeared in the sky.

The master came to take over and said, "a soul, why are you so white? Are you all right?"

"It's all right, master, I'm in high spirits, ha ~ ~" I yawned before I finished.

The master said quickly, "go back to bed."

I said, "well, it's hard, master. I'll go home and sleep first."

Back home, grandpa had already got up. There was a bowl of freshly cooked noodles on the table. I didn't know where he had gone.

I wolfed down my noodles, then fell asleep. I have to attend the ritual in the afternoon.

To tell the truth, this business is really tiring. I'm tired in the off-season and can't make money. I'm tired in the peak season, day and night are reversed, and I don't have enough sleep time.

At noon, I got up and felt a little dizzy, but the ritual in the afternoon was about to begin.

I hurried into the bathroom and was shocked when I saw myself in the mirror.

My face in the mirror was as white as paper, just like a corpse. Only the place on my right face kissed by Zhao ruoxian maintained normal blood color.

If you go out like this, you have to be scared to death.

Just then, Grandpa grabbed the door and entered. He said in a worried tone, "son of a bitch, get out of here. Didn't you guard the mourning hall well last night?"

I frowned. Grandpa would never be so worried. Something must have happened to the mourning hall.

"What's the matter, old man?"

I gargled carelessly, then picked up a mask, put it on and walked out of the bathroom.

Grandpa came over and asked, "did you play games again during the wake last night? Hey? Why did you wear a mask?"

Grandpa said and directly opened my mask. When he saw my face, he frowned and said sternly, "what happened last night? Tell me exactly. Don't hide anything."

Looking at Grandpa's very serious appearance, I hesitated a little and asked, "Grandpa, something happened in the mourning hall?"

"Come on, what happened last night?" Grandpa continued.

Looking at Grandpa's expression, I knew that the matter was very serious. I didn't hide it any more and told grandpa what happened last night.

Grandpa listened carefully. After I finished, he was silent for a while and asked, "did you give all the money you saved to your classmate?"

"Yes, I lent it to her."

"Well, you've done this job for nothing, and you've taken more than 10000." Grandpa sighed.

I frowned and asked suspiciously, "what does that mean, old man?"

Grandpa replied, "who wants to borrow money from you? If I'm right, it's Du's daughter-in-law borrowing Yang money to make up Yin debt."

"Du's daughter-in-law? You mean Du Yi's mother?" I asked in surprise.

Grandpa nodded and didn't speak.

"Didn't you say there were no ghosts in the world?" I looked at my grandfather and asked strangely.

Grandpa sighed and said, "generally speaking, there are no ghosts, but Du's daughter-in-law committed suicide, and she committed suicide with injustice. She has a lot of resentment. I just went to the mourning hall to see that the body already shows signs of necropsy."

I said some speechless, "it should be Du Yi's father's business that she has a grievance. Why are you coming at me?"

"Do you know why Du's daughter-in-law committed suicide?" Grandpa asked.

"Isn't it because Du Yi's father has a little wife outside and still beats her?"

"Do you know why Du Yi's father beat her?"

"Why?"

Grandpa sighed and said, "because it's 10000 yuan."

"Ten thousand dollars?"

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