I'm really not a magician

I'm absorbed when I look at it. I don't have time to read it all, but I've read some intermittently. It's hard to understand the sentences in it.

But once you understand it, you will sigh the magic of this book. The techniques in it are all secret, simple, rough, direct and effective.

I was absorbed in watching, the door bell rang, and I asked impatiently who it was.

Outside the door came a * * * * female voice: "brother soul, it's time for lunch. Do you want to go to my place for lunch?"

Hearing the words "soul brother", I frowned and subconsciously thought of Du Zhiye.

I put down my book and opened the door. Outside the door stood a girl who had just come in. She was looking forward to me. She was wearing sexy clothes. From my point of view, it was full of temptation.

"Brother soul, I specially asked the kitchen to send a double lunch to my room. Do you want to..."

I shook my head and said, "thank you. I won't eat it. Don't call me brother soul in the future. I don't like others calling me that."

"Oh, OK." the girl raised her mouth and became coquettish and angry.

I said with some disgust, "please tell others that there is nothing special. Don't bother me."

"OK, Mr. Qin, I live in 602 next door to you. Come to my room whenever you need." the girl threw an eyebrow.

I closed the door, picked up the book and continued to read.

Just after watching it for a few minutes, another girl's voice came in from outside the door. What she said was almost the same as that girl before.

I shouted impatiently, "please don't bother me!"

After the girl left, I took a piece of paper and wrote on it, 'don't fucking bother me during the rest.'

Then it was pasted on the door, which was completely clean.

I put down my book after five o'clock in the afternoon. I have basically mastered the 'secret method of sacrificing ghosts'.

The doorbell rang again, and the voice of security guard Xiao Wang came from the outside: "Mr. Qin, you have bought all the things you want."

I opened the door and took things in box by box. Xiao Wang looked at the paper pasted on my door and said, "is Mr. Liu bothered by these women?"

I nodded and said, "yes, brother Wang, please tell them not to bother me. I have something to do."

"Yes, but it's not their fault. They also want to make money."

"I have no money for them," I said speechlessly.

"But Lord Du will give you a reward of 50000 for your company. How easy it is to earn," said Xiao Wang.

I shook my head and said, "they can't earn a penny here."

"Mr. Qin is really different. It's almost time for dinner. Have you eaten yet?"

"No, I heard you can deliver food to the room?"

Xiao Wang nodded and said, "yes, I'll ask the kitchen to deliver breakfast at 8 a.m. and lunch and dinner at 12 noon and 6 p.m. every day. Do you think so?"

"Yes, just leave the rice outside the door. I'll take it myself," I said.

"OK, no problem, then you're busy," said Xiao Wang, taking the initiative to close the door for me.

It's not dark yet, but I can prepare.

I put away all the tableware on the table, and then moved to a position close to the wall and facing the balcony. I put three censers and three plates, a piece of streaky pork in the middle and three apples on both sides.

Then he cut a piece of yellow paper the size of a small posthumous photo, painted a requiem symbol on it and pasted it on the wall.

The room is airtight enough. The only breathable door crack was blocked by me with a towel.

Three incense sticks were inserted into the incense holders of the three incense burners, and then two apples were taken. A red candle was inserted on each side of the Requiem symbol, and a simple shrine altar was done.

I took out the wooden card attached to the female ghost thought from my backpack and put it in front of the Requiem charm. It's more than six o'clock now. It's Zishi in five hours. Zishi can start offering sacrifices to ghosts.

When the meal was delivered, I didn't turn on the light. No matter how big the place is, I can see it clearly as long as there is a little fire.

While eating, I looked at the incense and candles. When they were about to burn out, I quickly continued. At this time, I must not break.

And every time I change incense, I need to recite sacrifice and refining spells.

These are not troublesome. I want to keep company with Sisi sacrifice ghost. I don't know if Sisi will agree. If she doesn't agree, it's the most troublesome.

It was nine o'clock in the twinkling of an eye. The house was filled with smoke. I had just changed into three new incense sticks. After reading the mantra, I went to the balcony to breathe fresh air. Only then did I find that all the street lights below were off.

"Why turn off the lights? Save electricity?" I frowned and stared at the artificial lake below.

From above, the artificial lake is round and terrible, and the two rockeries seem to be in the eyes of Yin-Yang fish.

Around the rockery, the lake formed a vortex, which was absent during the day.

Although the light is off now, I can still see clearly that there are many black fog vortices on the surface of the vortex.

"Mr. Qin, can't you sleep?" the voice of 602 girls suddenly came from the balcony nearby.

I turned around and saw that the girl was standing on the balcony like me, but she was looking at the distant scenery, and I was observing the strange artificial lake.

I smiled and said, "I'll come out and breathe."

"Oh, Mr. Qin, may I ask you a question?"

"Yes."

"What kind of girl would a boy like like you?" the girl asked with a smile.

"I like girls like my girlfriend." I replied absently, but my eyes staring at the vortex were more and more dignified.

The black fog seeps out from the bottom of the lake. This black fog is either yin or evil. In short, it will never be biogas.

"What kind of girl is your girlfriend?" the girl continued.

I turned to look at her and asked, "why is the street lamp below turned off?"

"I heard it's because of Feng Shui. After nine o'clock, the dark lake will be safe and get rich by gathering water." the girl explained.

"Oh." I nodded. This statement is bullshit. Turning off the lights at nine o'clock must be to prevent people from seeing the vortex near the rockery.

But how did this vortex form?

I didn't understand. I turned directly to enter the room. The girl next door said, "Mr. Qin, if it's really boring, I can go and talk about love with you."

"No, thanks." I went into the living room and closed the door. The concentration of smoke in it was suitable for ghost worship. Unfortunately, the time had not come yet.

I didn't go out again. I was used to smelling since I was a child. These smells are not too uncomfortable for me.

Incense for ghosts and Yin Qi for ghosts. The smell of these incense is the energy source for ghosts.

With a new candle, I picked up the book and continued to read it.

The midnight alarm clock rang on time. I put down my book and stood up. The intensity of incense in the room was more appropriate.

In order to keep the incense, I didn't even turn on the air conditioner. The room was very stuffy.

Taking off my sweat soaked clothes, I went to the front of the altar.

Take the wooden card and press your right hand on it. You can feel the female ghost's desire for the outside world.

A handful of incense ash was sprinkled on the wooden card. I pinched my sword finger and drew a ghost sacrifice symbol with the incense ash as paper.

"Heaven, earth and spirit, sacrifice ghosts and gods, as urgent as a law!" I whispered a curse, grabbed my hands on the wooden card and directly pulled the female ghost Si out.

As soon as Si Si came out, the soul was a little vain, but the strong incense around made her feel comfortable.

She closed her eyes and sniffed frantically at the cigarettes in the house.

"So comfortable ~ ~" the soul body is also slowly stabilized with the enjoyment of thinking.

Si Si is a lonely soul and has no family to worship, especially in the first seven days, when the soul is most hungry.

Now she is like a person who has been hungry for many days, and a gluttonous feast suddenly appears in front of her.

Lonely souls and wild ghosts are the most pitiful of all ghosts. Due to the lack of incense for a long time, the soul experience becomes more and more vain until the soul is scared and completely disappears.

I stood by and didn't speak. If I wanted to talk, I had to feed her first.

"Take your time, don't worry," I said with a smile. Then I grabbed a new handful of incense, lit them all and inserted them into the censer.

Strong for cigarettes to float out, so as to ensure that the incense in the room only increases.

Si Si fiercely rushed over, put his head on Gong Xiang and smoked crazily.

After a quarter of an hour, Sisi opened her eyes. At this time, her soul had been completely solidified, and there were no signs of vanity in 360 degrees.

"Was it the art of sacrificing ghosts?" Sisi asked.

She also knew that if she depended on herself, she could not absorb incense so quickly to achieve the effect of stabilizing the soul.

I nodded and said, "it's preliminary preparation. I want to talk to you."

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