I'm really not a magician

Du Yi looked at me and said, "Alas, with such a big reaction, it seems that you really like her. Don't worry, I'll invite her."

I sighed and said, "then I may not be able to go. Let's talk about it then. If things go well, I'll go to the town to find you. You'd better go back to your room and sleep. You have to get up early and worship the temple tomorrow morning."

"OK," said Du Yi, standing up, "I'll go to bed first. It's hard for you."

I nodded. "Remember to close the door and don't let your cat run down."

"I see." Du Yi twisted his body and walked upstairs. I have to say that it's just Du Yi in a nightdress. His figure really doesn't have to be said.

I sat back and looked at the time. It was already more than three o'clock. In more than two hours, it would be dawn.

This is the most difficult time. Even if I'm trying to cheer up, I'm still a little sleepy.

"Woof! Woof, woof!!" a dog barked suddenly. The dog barked familiar. I quickly picked up my shoulder pole and went outside the door. I looked at rhubarb standing not far away, barking at the door of Du's house.

Rhubarb's bark caused other dogs in the village to respond crazily. At that time, dogs in the village barked one after another, which was very lively.

The dogs in the village are like sprays on the Internet. As long as one takes the lead in barking, the others will follow, but they don't know why to bark. Anyway, it's right to follow.

"Rhubarb, go back and don't make trouble." I went to the door and shouted in a deep voice.

Rhubarb has been in our house for four or five years. It has always been obedient and humane. In the past, he often looked at me from a distance outside when I was on vigil, but he never shouted. Today, I don't know how it happened. Did he perceive that Du Yi's mother would change?

Qingxin's is that it didn't run into the mourning hall to call, otherwise it would be a big trouble.

"Go back quickly!" I raised my shoulder pole in my hand in a very strict tone.

Rhubarb stopped barking, hummed a few words in a low voice, turned his head and ran towards home, shouting twice as he ran.

With the two sounds of rhubarb, other dogs in the village slowly quieted down. He is the dog king in the village and has always had a good appeal.

I was relieved and ready to return to the mourning hall. As soon as I turned around, I saw a white figure standing in the shadow on the other side of the door. I jumped down and almost got rid of my shoulder pole.

"Coward ~ ~ hee hee..." a playful voice came, and the figure came out of the shadow. This man... Was Zhao ruoxian who borrowed money from me last night.

"Return the fuck?" I frowned and didn't speak. Instead, I went directly into the mourning hall and looked at the body in the coffin. It was obvious that it was still growing in the direction of corpse change, which showed that Du Yi's mother's soul was in the body.

The people outside can't be changed by Du Yi's mother.

"Qin yihun, what's the matter with you? Did you scare you? Sorry, I didn't mean it. I thought you were brave, eh? What's the matter with your face?" Zhao ruoxian stood at the door and asked with concern.

After figuring out the situation, I shook my head and said, "my face is fine. People will be scared to death. Why are you here again?"

"I'll pay back the money. I lent you 11000 yesterday. Now I'll pay you back. I see you've called me many times on wechat. I know you're worried." Zhao ruoxian reached out and took out a pile of money from her bag and handed it to me.

I stretched out my hand to take the wad of money and asked suspiciously, "was it really you who borrowed money from me last night?"

"Who am I? Is it a ghost?" Zhao ruoxian made a face at me.

I shook my head and felt a little confused. Zhao ruoxian really borrowed my money last night and returned it tonight. Then grandpa's inference was wrong. I also wronged the Du family. This account can't be counted on Du Zeming.

But why did the body in the coffin change?

Thinking of this, I quickly asked, "that... Goddess, did any cats and dogs come in when you helped me wake last night?"

Zhao ruoxian thought for a moment and said, "no dog. I'm afraid of dogs. A black cat slipped in and I didn't stop it, but it just walked around the coffin and was driven out by me, so I didn't tell you."

After listening to her, I understand. It seems that Du Yi's mother's corpse is because of the black cat.

"What's the matter? Is there any problem? Has it caused you trouble?" Zhao ruoxian asked innocently.

I shook my head and said, "no, no, actually I'm not in a hurry to use the money. I've called you so many times just to confirm one thing with you."

"What's up?" Zhao ruoxian asked with his big watery eyes.

I shook my head and said, "it's all right now. How tired you are from your trip this big night. Wouldn't it be better to send a wechat?"

Zhao ruoxian shook her head and said, "I can only come out at night. During the day, my father won't let me go out. Don't say it. I'll go back, otherwise my father will be in trouble when he wakes up and can't see me."

After listening to her, I swallowed some of the questions I wanted to ask and said, "well, pay attention to your safety. Did your cousin send you?"

"Yes." Zhao ruoxian said, opened her hands, looked at me with a very playful expression, and said like a spoiled child: "hug ~ ~"

My heart beat so fast that I gave her a big hug without thinking about it.

Zhao ruoxian hugged my back with both hands, and her body was close to me. Like last night, she stood on tiptoe and kissed me on the face. Then without saying a word, she turned and walked quickly towards the road. It seemed very anxious.

For a licking dog, the mood is unspeakable. I stood in the same place, and my mood was much more excited than last night, not only because she came to pay me back, but also because I can feel it. She may really like me.

With the blessing of the goddess's kiss, I became energetic and began to enter a happy state of eroticism. This time, I even chose the cemetery where we will be buried together a hundred years later.

"Fa Chun, you laugh so cheap." master's voice suddenly came and pulled me back from my sexual state. I quickly stood up. It was dawn and it was already 5:30. Master came to replace me.

I smiled and said, "I'm planning my beautiful life."

"Come on, you go back and squint for an hour. Come here at 7:30 on time. Master Qin is not here. You have to preside over the temple worship ceremony. By the way, master Qin said that the burial would be at 4 p.m., right?" the master said.

I nodded and said, "yes, it's suicide. It can't be buried in the morning."

According to the rules of killing master Gong, there are three kinds of death. One is old death, that is, natural death, and those who die of illness are also old death.

One is in vain, that is, accidental death.

Those who die old and those who die in vain are buried in the morning. They have to move their coffins to the earth before the sun goes up the mountain.

Another kind is suicide. Suicides die with resentment, so the resentment after death is very heavy. In the morning, Yin Qi decreases and Yang Qi breeds. Yin Qi is too heavy, which is easy to cause resentment and accidents. In the afternoon, Yang Qi is heavier and Yin Qi is also rising, which can suppress resentment.

This time can't be at noon, because too much yang will leave too much yang in the tomb. This Yang will make the tomb owner restless and affect the feng shui of the yinzhai. This is the truth that the ancestral tombs are restless and everything is not going well.

If the body is buried at night and the Yin Qi is too heavy, the resentment in the body will accumulate after it is buried, and there is also a risk of necropsy.

"OK, go back and get some sleep," the master urged.

I nodded and hurried home. When I came to the door, rhubarb welcomed me. He was more enthusiastic than before. His tail shook like an engine.

I didn't bother to pay attention to it. I just reached out and touched its dog's head. Then I went back to my room, set the alarm clock and went to sleep.

At 7:20, I was awakened by the alarm clock. In a daze, I slept again. After five minutes, the alarm clock rang for the second time. I had to get up. I had to start on time to worship the temple.

Worshipping the temple is a ceremony before burial. The temple is the earth temple and worships the land lord. Generally speaking, it's equivalent to telling the land father-in-law and sending people to you. Register here. Please tell the underground government and prepare to accept the dead.

I didn't have time to wash, so I ran straight to Du's house.

The people who participated in the temple worship have gathered at Du's house. There are not many people, just more than 20 people. They are basically Du Yi's mother's family, Du Yi's father and daughter, and Du Yi's father's brother's family.

In addition, the Du family invited two mourners and a mourner.

"Come on, why do you like to step on it." the master quickly handed me the Yellow Taoist robe, and then asked, "it seems that you are really tired. Why is your face so white?"

"Really?" I quickly put on my Taoist robe, took out my mobile phone, opened the front camera, took a picture, and was stunned.

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