I'm really not a magician

I thought that the so-called black market was at least not different from the square market I had experienced on the exiled mainland. It should be located in a prosperous and secret area.

But unexpectedly, the black market that Fu Zixuan took us to was just a small alley called "Duan soul lane".

There is a very famous xianniang tavern here, called "Juxian tavern". The sign is to produce xianniang of different flavors, ranging from Xuanxian to earth immortals. They all like to drink here to get drunk.

The shopkeeper is a strong man of half step earth fairy, named Fu Hongyun. It is said that he was once a great power at the level of heaven fairy. He was defeated in the war with his old enemy, resulting in hemiplegia. After the state fell sharply, he could not return to the peak again. He spent the rest of his life savings and opened a tavern here to entertain the settled guests.

And he is also the person in charge of this "broken soul lane".

Fu Zixuan told us that Fu Hongyun had a great face in Senluo town. Juxian tavern had been entrenched here for nearly 750 years before taking over the post of governing the sect at ruiyuemen. Some strong local immortals without eyes wanted to find trouble. The next day they were hung on an ancient tree outside the town and became mummies.

It is rumored that the shopkeeper has already recovered his state. He just doesn't want to be contaminated with worldly struggle. He simply maintains the order of the black market and runs a tavern. He is very happy.

It is also rumored that chuanyuemen and fuhongyun have already reached some kind of agreement. One party is responsible for asylum and the other party is responsible for providing intelligence. They have jointly created a dark industrial chain to make profits from business. No one dares to touch the bad luck.

Either way, it doesn't matter to me.

The only purpose of Ziyan and I entering this tavern is to find the half paralyzed shopkeeper, pay a pricey spirit stone and let him take us to the transmission array to the eleventh cave.

The tavern is packed with people.

Almost every table was filled with drunken monks, some yelling, some arrogant shouting, and even strip and dance, regardless of their own image, but no one dared to make trouble, but there was an alternative peace.

There is not much space in the store. The landscape calligraphy and painting are very. The shopkeeper is rich and powerful. He also hung more than a dozen night pearls on the roof beam, and the atmosphere went up all at once.

Ziyan and I found a table in the corner and sat down. There were still a lot of drunk residues on it. Fortunately, the waiter was a discerning monk. When he saw the new guest coming, he cleaned it up, smiled and said, "my guests, come for the first time?"

"Oh?" I was stunned and asked, "how do you know?"

The waiter smiled, looked at Ziyan and others beside me, and said, "those who come to our tavern are rough men. It's too easy for you to attract bees and butterflies. You like to go to the big restaurant in the town. You don't like our tavern."

As soon as these words came out, I realized that almost all the monks around drinking and chatting recklessly turned their eyes to my table.

Naturally, Ziyan doesn't have to say much. There is a proper fairy. Fu Zixuan, Qi Qi, lokeyi and others who follow me also have a beautiful appearance. No one is inferior to anyone.

Before I came in, I should make them look a little easier and at least cover up their unique charm, but now it's obviously too late. Even if no one dares to make trouble in this tavern, I've noticed that several people's eyes are not quite right.

However, I don't care too much. Except that Fu Zixuan is a mysterious fairy, even if rhubarb and lokeyi join hands, I don't need to worry. If there are guys who don't have eyes to get into trouble, I won't turn a blind eye.

"You're smart." I looked at the waiter and said with a smile, "I've heard that your tavern's xianniang is unique. Today I specially brought my family members to have a long experience. In addition, I want to talk to shopkeeper Fu about some important things. Please inform me."

Then I took out a top-grade spirit stone and threw it over.

As soon as the waiter's eyes lit up, he collected the spirit stone again and again, nodded and bowed and said, "Oh, my God, I'll give you a jade bottle of first-class ice cream immortal wine. It's no different from tasting the fairy's precious jade."

"The shopkeeper is just out today. I guess I have to wait for some time. I'll be back soon."

With that, he turned back with a smile.

Hearing the first half of the sentence, a rare bright red flashed across Ziyan's face, which happened to be caught in my eyes. I looked at her with a smile and joked: "why? I'm passionate about the waiter? I'll be a month old and pull the red line for you."

"Bah!" Ziyan gave me a hard blow, turned her head and ignored it.

Seeing my face showing pride, Qiqi stretched out his hand, pulled my cheek and said, "bold lusters! Dare to flirt with my sister Ziyan, you can't die!"

I clapped her hand. As soon as I wanted to speak, she pretended to cry. She shouted "how dare you hit me" and kicked her hands in tears. She looked like a bullied little girl. Many guests who had not paid attention to her came one after another.

"Shut up and sell you to the brothel if you quarrel again!" Fu Zixuan obviously couldn't see it anymore. He grabbed her ear and scolded, "do you know that a guy who jumps off like you will be spanked by a whip in my house!"

"You let go of me... You let go of me... You bullied me..." Qiqi probably realized something was wrong, so he didn't cry any more. Instead, he showed his teeth and opened his tiger teeth towards Fu Zixuan. A dragon roared, "I'll bite you!"

Fu Zixuan pressed her head with his backhand, so that she could not enter half an inch.

I couldn't help sighing. Although Qiqi is not low, she is a naughty little girl after all. Most of them grew up in swaddling clothes when they were young. If they were other earth immortals, I'm afraid they would have fought with Fu Zixuan long ago.

"Don't make trouble." Ziyan suddenly opened her mouth, raised her jade finger and knocked on the table. Like a big sister, her momentum pressed them down and whispered, "if we make trouble again, we will be stared at. It's not so easy to leave."

It was probably because they knew that she was a strong immortal. They were very obedient and calmed down.

It happened that the waiter came up with xianniang, arranged the feather glass for us in turn, picked up the jade bottle and poured out the snow-white translucent xianniang, which emitted a particularly strong aura with some refreshing frost.

Take a sip, leave Fang on your teeth and cheeks, and your mouth is full of lingering fragrance, as if it were wrapped in the spirit pool from beginning to end.

"Good wine!"

I can't help but marvel. This is the best immortal wine I have tasted since I came to the fairy world. Although I don't know how to refine it, the manufacturing process must be good. Just introducing the aura into the juice is not a technique that ordinary people can do.

"Sir, do you need some wine and dishes?" the waiter seemed to be surprised at my reaction and asked with a smile. "Although our tavern doesn't have the immortal kitchen dishes of those big restaurants, there are still some delicious wine and dishes that can be put on the table. They are all self-bred immortal birds."

I nodded and threw out a top-grade spirit stone: "OK, look at it. This wine is really good. It not only makes people smell, but also opens their appetite."

"Come on, my Lord!" the waiter beamed with joy and said in a voice, "look at you. You're so generous. You don't have to hide. Recently, several mercenaries in the town hunted several succulent fairy demons in the cave sky and gave them to you."

"Fairy demon?" I frowned and declined, "fairy demon is still just, I can't wait for that one."

"... Cheng!" a little doubt flashed in the waiter's eyes, but he didn't ask, so he turned and left.

After all, rhubarb and lokeyi are both immortal beasts, and Fu Zixuan is also half a congenital immortal demon. I'm worried that they will feel uncomfortable when they eat more or less immortal demon meat, so they simply didn't agree.

"Brother, you don't have to think about this little thing for us." rhubarb saw my mind and said with a smile, "I've been with you for so long, don't you know me? It's not uncommon for our immortal animals to eat the same kind of meat. The law of nature is the law of the jungle."

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