Imperial Overlord

Today, Long Ling and his wife had a very speechless conversation:

Long Ling: Wife, the brand of shampoo you bought is "Adolf"?

Daughter-in-law: Yes, I bought it and used it, I don't know what the effect will be.

Long Ling: Yes, the hero of your husband's novel written by me is called Adolf.

Daughter-in-law: Really? It's such a coincidence.

Long Ling: Yes, don't you know Hitler's name?

Daughter-in-law: Isn't Hitler his name?

Long Ling: Hitler is his surname, okay?

Daughter-in-law: Isn't Hitler's surname Xi?

Long Ling: ...Why did I marry you in the first place?

Daughter-in-law: Is it not because of my beauty?

Dragon Spirit: Go away...