Instant Messiah

· When I got married, I thought my wife was so cute that I wanted to eat her. Now that I think about it, I should have eaten it then.

- Arthur Godfrey.

-Humans marry by lack of judgment, divorce by lack of patience, remarry by lack of memory.

~ Arman Sara Crew ~

-The most important thing in marriage is patience.

~ Anton Chekhov ~

-The only satisfying fate for a woman is a happy marriage.

~ Henri de Montelran ~

-Study each other for three weeks, love each other for three months, fight for three years, and endure for thirty years. And the kids start doing the same thing again.

~ Ipolit Thane ~

· There is no such thing as a man and a woman, and it is not too long to spend your whole life understanding each other well and loving them appropriately among complex people.

~ Augusto Conto ~

· Of all serious things, the one called marriage is the most ridiculous.

~ Caron de Beaumarsche ~

-Love blinds people, but marriage brings back vision.

~ Georg Christoph Liechtenberg ~

-Wife's dead, I'm free!

~ Charles-Pierre Boardrail ~

· Wouldn't a woman's beloved technology be invented?

~ Jean de la Bruière ~

-We had a lot of enemies, but, my wife, I've never seen one like you before.

~ George Gordon Byron ~

-The one who marries is an idiot. The one who doesn't - it's more stupid.

-Marriages can often be counted as lotteries, but that is a mistake. Sometimes the lottery wins.

- George Bernard Shaw -

- Married, you'll regret it. Don't get married. You'll regret it.

~ Saelen Kelkegor ~

-You 'll be happy if you have a good wife, and you can be a philosopher if you have a bad wife.

~ Socrates ~

-Look at your parents. Marriage is that.

~ Nine C. V. Harvest ~

-God invented cohabitation. The devil invented marriage.

~ Francis-Marie Martinez Picabia ~

-Marriage is like a bird basket. The bird outside the basket wants to stick to the feed box and wants to go inside, and the bird inside the basket wants to fly out into the sky.

~ Michel de Montaigne ~

-No need to get married in a hurry. Unlike fruits, marriage never goes out of season no matter how late.

~ Lev Nicolaevich Tolstoy ~

-Walk to marriage. Run for divorce.

♪ Jewish adage ♪

-Marriage is a symbol of happiness. The more, the better.

I don't need a hundred friends, but my daughter-in-law wants a hundred.

... I say that because my wife's jealous face is the most fascinating thing in the world.

~ Nine C. V. Harvest ~

-Don 't be a book bug and just borrow people's words, look up?

It's all about attractive women!

~ Nine C. V. Harvest ~

"Nine, don't write weird things on your sister's notebook on your own.

And I need to talk to you later. Again, I'm worried about your outlook on life.

And if you're dissatisfied with anything, say it dignified.

From Alice. '

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Better to know nothing than to know a lot halfway through.

If you're enough to be a wise man on the sidelines of others, you'd rather be a fool relying solely on your own.

~ Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche ~