Isekai Rohan

After recovering from a heavy migraine, Asai was lecturing the two on his bed. Whilst Mary was behind him massaging his neck and back. Robin sat by his front, hands attached to ears, on the knees on the floor. Begging for mercy.

"Aiishhh* Seriously. I'm the patient here, I'm supposed to be relaxing and healing in peace and yet the two of you barge in here screaming and shouting. Do you two know how much stress you're putting me through? Robin, do you even know what you're talking about? Mary, what has come over you?" He lectured the two with his arms crossed. For some odd reason, being spoken to like this, being lectured by Asai had made Mary wet.

"Mr, I know what is means. To put a bun in the oven. It is when a man and a woman make love, to make offspring right?"  "How can he say that with a straight face. What the fuck?"

"Sigh* Listen here Robin, we're both men. It's not possible and even if it was possible, I don't swing that way alright?"

Robin, agitated by this response, was about to grab his hand and shove it down below to prove a point, however Mary was quicker to the punch and pulled Asai further back into her bosom.

"Tsk! Mr You're so stupid! You keep calling me kid and boy! Yet, you don't know that I'm a woman!"   "Mmm? Is he having a sex identification crisis?" 

Asai took a closer look at Robin. Short brown hazel hair, sharp looking eyes, a smooth nose bridge and a completely flat chest. "Yep, definitely a boy who think's he's a girl. Never would I thought I would meet one in this world." 

Eyes filled with indignation and tears, Mary decided to step in and whisper into Asai's ears.

"Actually, Asai. I bathe with her quite often. Robin is female. There's no penis down there."

Eyes wide open.

"WHAT?" Robin took this opportunity to dive into his abdomen again. Headbutting him in the stomach, again. Asai was simply too shocked to react.  "Really!?"  Before Asai could question her, and possibly offend her Robin was quick to speak.

"Mr, I'm a girl. I-I'm just still growing that's all!" 

Asai was having flash backs. All those times within the taverns, the inns, the camps in which the two slept together. "Oh fuck me!" He turned towards the door, expecting the FBI to immediately come charging in and arrest him. It was only when he remembered that this wasn't Earth did he calm down and access the situation.

"Why didn't you say anything?"

"Because you kept treating me like a child, boy this boy that, kiddo this kiddo that." She pouted. Asai again inspected her body, noticing the lack of growth. Robin literally looked the same as a year ago when he had first seen her within Einhoren's slums.

Robin took a quick glance at Mary before informing him of her secret.

"I'm what people call, a half-elf. I age slower and live longer than humans. B-but when I do grow up, I'll be an incredible beauty for sure! More than Mary so at that time, uUu uuu-"  After hesitating for a bit, "PUT A BUN IN MY OVEN TOO."

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