Journey to the West: I, Sun Wukong, Swear Not to Become a Buddha!

The price is not expensive, only [-]% higher than the purchase price:.

In order to enjoy this feeling forever, Tathagata Buddha does not mind being a second-order dealer.

As for those...Buddha dares to make deals with Sun Wukong in private, then he can only pray that he will not find out, otherwise the 'Three Lights Policy' will be waiting for them.

It just so happens that he lacks an excuse to grab it now! As for those...if the Buddha can't change it, then it has nothing to do with him.

The flood is so big, it can be used to grab it! ...... Yunjian Temple! "Knock! Knock! Knock!"

Tang Sanzang looked like he was going to righteousness generously, and knocked on the door directly.

Originally, he didn't need to do this, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing could do it for him, and Sun Wukong was just having fun with the Wucai Shenlujing.

But Tang Sanzang thought that Buddhism was trying to harm him, so he would rise to the challenge.

Anyway, think of a way to break this thing first.

He wanted to tell Fumen through this matter that Tang Sanzang was not... easy to bully.

"Squeak..."

The door of the temple opened quickly, and a few little novices came out.

"Amitabha, I don't know what some benefactors have come to the small temple for advice."

When the little novices saw Tang Sanzang and his group, they were surprised.

"Amitabha, a poor monk came from the east and wanted to go to the west to worship Buddha and ask for scriptures. He passed by your temple and saw the Buddha's light. He wanted to visit your temple for a time or two...,...!"

Tang Sanzang directly stated that it was a fake.

What bullshit Buddha light, he has no bright eyes, how can he see the Buddha light.

Doing so is just fooling these little novices.

Since Buddhism is doing things here, there are definitely people watching here, as long as he makes the scene beautiful, maybe he can make him return to secular life earlier.

"Well, what did the donor say?"

Several little novices looked at each other, looking at Tang Sanzang strangely.

Fo Guang Zhuang Zhuang's flattery is good, they like it.

But no matter how good the flattery is, it can't be foolish.

You came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and went to the west to worship Buddha and ask for scriptures. Why did you come to Yunjian Temple? This is a bit outrageous.

Besides, you are praying to the Buddha and praying for scriptures with a female family member. This is provoking the strict rules and regulations of Buddhism. Could it be that this dead fat man is a liar and a few little novices have suspicions on their faces.

"The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the East, and wants to go..."

, Tang Sanzang frowned and repeated his previous remarks, this time he didn't even bother to chant the Buddha's name.

What happened to these little novices?

At such a young age, why did I lose my ears? The little novices looked at each other and nodded.

This dead fat man is not a liar or a liar.

Looking at his clear articulation, it is obvious that his brain is still normal, so he can only be a liar.

"What's the matter, we Yunjian Temple who actually cheated are here, are you impatient, brothers, beat him up!"

The little novice in the lead shouted and punched Tang Sanzang directly in the face.

The rest of the little novices waved their fists directly and surrounded Tang Sanzang, just... a violent beating.

"what"

Tang Sanzang screamed again and again.

......"Bah, even your IQ is too embarrassed to deceive us and treat us as fools. We are as good as monkeys!"

After the fight, a few little novices were refreshed and looked disdainful.

"Humph, can you tell the poor monk what happened?"

, Tang Sanzang grunted in pain, but he still gritted his teeth and asked.

What the hell happened, it's just a greeting, how can you become a liar? Also, this shit is really useless, and it didn't prevent a punch.

The main reason was that these monks attacked so suddenly, Tang Sanzang didn't have time to react at all, otherwise he would have taken out his dagger and touched his neck.

He really didn't expect that they were born from the same root, so why is it too urgent to fry each other! As for Sun Wukong, when he was hammered, he was already eating melons with a small bench.

Tang Sanzang's heart was broken, he didn't care about his life or death at all.

"Heh, the little monks are now comfortable, and I will tell you this idiot with great compassion. Next time, I will make up the story a bit more like it. You are in the wrong direction. The Daleiyin Temple is in the north!"

The little novice in the lead said disdainfully.

"Forehead......"

Tang Sanzang wanted to cry but had no tears, and looked embarrassed.

What's the matter, how could I forget that I've gone off the track? Isn't this set of rhetoric hitting me in the face?

This beating is a waste! "The poor monk is really a holy monk from the Tang Dynasty!"