Siheyuan: I found a wife right after I crossed over

"Oh? Something?" Yang Chong asked in surprise.

Xu Damao was about to speak, but when he looked at Yang Xiaojuan and He Yushui beside him, he hesitated to speak, so he simply pulled Yang Chong and said, "Come on, brother, let's go out and talk."

He Yushui looked at Yang Xiaojuan. Yang Xiaojuan stuck out her tongue and thought that Xu Damao was talking weird.

Seeing that Xu Damao had something to say that was difficult to say in front of the two girls, Yang Chong also stood up and said, "Okay, let's go outside and talk."

After the two of them left the yard, Xu Damao finally spoke: "Brother, how can I thank you?"

Yang Chong was stunned: "What do you mean? Thank me for what?"

Xu Damao was beaming with joy. He tried his best to suppress his excitement and whispered, "Did you forget? The medicine you prescribed for me a few days ago..."

Yang Chong suddenly realized that it was about having a baby: "What are you talking about? How come my sister-in-law is pregnant so soon?"

Xu Damao waved his hands quickly: "No, it's only been a few days, how can it be so fast... I mean, after drinking your medicine, I feel like I'm fine all of a sudden."

After he looked around to see if there was anyone around, he whispered excitedly into Yang Chong's ear, "Brother, you don't know, ever since I drank your medicine, I always feel hot here... especially in the past two days, when I see a woman, especially a beautiful woman, I want to have sex. In the past, when Lou Xiao'e lay down in front of me, it would take me a long time to get up."

Yang Chong: "..."

"Da Mao, being able to get up is nothing, the most important thing is to last..."

Xu Damao nodded vigorously: "Yes, I know my biggest problem is that I can't last long. Before, it was only six or seven seconds at most, but now I think I can last several minutes..."

Yang Chongxin said: Can you be so excited in just a few minutes? If you knew how it feels like when I last at least an hour each time?

wrong.

Yang Chong asked quickly: "Have you done it with my sister-in-law? Didn't I tell my sister-in-law? Didn't she tell you? You must not do that before taking the medicine. If you do, then..."

Xu Damao shook his head: "I didn't do it. Don't worry, brother. Your sister-in-law has said it. I was patient and didn't do it. I know that a little impatience can ruin a big plan."

"Then how do you know how many minutes you can last?" Yang Chong asked curiously.

Xu Damao chuckled and lowered his voice: "Use your hands!"

Yang Chong: ...

Okay, Xu Damao, you win.

Xu Damao continued, "But I should finish taking this medicine tonight. Brother, do you think I can have sex with your sister-in-law tonight or tomorrow?"

Yang Chong thought for a while and said, "Try to be patient for a few more days. The medicine has just been taken these days, and it is at its strongest. The medicine is toxic to a certain extent. If you act rashly now, there will probably be certain side effects. Anyway, you and sister-in-law are an old couple, so you don't care about a day or two, right? Besides, won't the effect be better when the medicine is fully replenished?"

Xu Damao nodded repeatedly: "You are right, brother, I will endure it for two more days. I will try to get your sister-in-law shot in one go, and give birth to a big fat boy for my Xu family next year."

Yang Chong smiled: "That's right, don't forget to treat me to the full moon wedding banquet when the time comes."

Xu Damao said: "Of course you must. No matter if others invite you or not, you must. You are the number one contributor."

The two were talking when someone suddenly spoke from behind: "Chongzi, Xu Damao, what are you two talking about? Who's going to treat us to the wedding wine?"

When they turned around, Yan Bugui came out from the yard at some point and stood behind them with a smile on his face.

Xu Damao was about to speak, but suddenly remembered what Yang Chong said, and laughed: "Third Uncle, I can't tell you this. Bye, I'll see you later."

After saying that, he went back to the yard with a chuckle.

Yan Bugui said to Yang Chong with a smile: "Chongzi, you can tell at a glance that Xu Damao is having good news, otherwise he would be so happy, as if his wife is about to give birth."

Then he shook his head and said, "But I think Xu Damao is similar to Lao Yi. If he wants to have a child, he has to wait until his next life." Finally, he added, "Unless he asks someone for help."

Yang Chong was embarrassed and changed the subject with a smile: "Why is Third Master so happy today? Is there any happy news?"

Yan Bugui did not deny it and said with a smile: "Chongzi, you are right. I really have a happy event. He came back to tell me last night that Yu Li finally stopped quarreling with him and said that she would come to my house with her parents for dinner in two days. Don't you think there is hope for their marriage?"

Yang Chong said quickly: "This is really a great event, congratulations, Third Uncle."

Yan Bugui said repeatedly: "Congratulations, by the way, I have to trouble you again for Chongzi. I will have to buy rabbits and pheasants from you when the time comes. By the way, I heard that you also deliver pork to the factory..."

Yang Chong said, "You still want pork, right? Okay, I'll give you a piece when the time comes."

Yan Bugui waved his hands repeatedly: "No, there is enough meat. A wild rabbit and a pheasant are enough. What the third uncle means is that when you send the pork, there must be some pig offal, such as pig intestines, pig blood, pig liver, etc., right?"

Yang Chong was stunned: "Third Master, do you want some offal?"

Yan Bugui smiled and said, "These pig offal are not worth much, and you can't finish them, so why not give some to Uncle San..."

Before he could finish, Yang Chong said, "I'm sorry, Uncle San, I sent a whole pig to the canteen. The pig was killed by the chefs in the canteen themselves, so I can't bring back the pig's offal."

In fact, Yang Chong still had a lot of pig offal in his space. Although he sent a whole pig to the factory canteen, the brothers Zhao Xiaoyi and Zhao Xiaoer were still helping him sell individual pieces of pork in the pigeon market. He didn't sell the offal from the pig he killed himself, but gave some to the Zhao brothers and kept the rest for himself. He would cook it himself when he wanted to eat it. It was said that the offal was much more fragrant than pork when it was cooked.

But he didn't want to give it to Yan Bugui for free. This old guy was too calculating and wanted to take advantage of this little bit.

Yan Bugui's face immediately showed disappointment, but he still said, "It doesn't matter if there is none. In fact, we have plenty of rabbit meat and chicken. I was just worried that if you keep these offal for yourself, you won't be able to finish them, right?"

Yang Chong smiled and said, "Why don't you look for Brother Zhuzi, he works in the cafeteria, maybe he can bring some back for you."

Yan Bugui shook his head: "Forget it, pig offal is not leftovers, and he may not be able to bring it back as a chef. Besides, even if he brings it back, he can't give it to me, right?"

Chapter 93 Gossip is better than starving to death

What Yan Bugui said made sense. It was impossible for Sha Zhu to get the things he brought back from the factory canteen.

He was always intercepted by Qin Huairu as soon as he entered the yard.

Especially during this period of time, at the end of the year, Director Yang often has to receive distinguished guests from the department, his superiors, and outsiders. As the head chef, Sha Zhu has the opportunity to take some leftovers home.

Today, when Sha Zhu came back, he still had his hands behind his back. He first stuck his head into the middle courtyard to look around, then tiptoed in.

Then he went to the door of Jia's house and coughed softly: "Sister Qin..."

As soon as they heard the sound, all the Jia family members knew that Sha Zhu had come to deliver the lunch box.

Bang Geng and Jia Zhang immediately became alert and stared at Qin Huairu.

Qin Huairu put down the work in her hands, stood up and walked out, taking the lunch box that Sha Zhu had brought to the door.

At this time, Sha Zhu looked at Qin Huairu's pale face and said, "Sister Qin, you have suffered." As he said that, he wanted to touch Qin Huairu's hand while taking the lunch box.

But Qin Huairu immediately retracted her hand nimbly and said, "Zhu Zi, you are such a good person." After giving him a good person card, she quickly slipped back to the Jia family.

Sha Zhu was left standing in the yard, looking at the door curtain of the Jia family with unsatisfied eyes and said, "Sister Qin, you have suffered a lot, don't worry, as long as I have He Yuzhu to eat, I will not let you and your mother go hungry."

Then he turned around and saw He Yushui standing at the door, looking at him coldly.

Sha Zhu knew he was in the wrong, and said awkwardly: "Those are just some leftovers from other people's meals. Anyway, you have meat to eat at Chongzi's place, so you don't care about these leftovers."

He Yushui said, "Brother, how can you say that! Brother Chongzi let me eat meat because he is a good person, but I am shameless like some people and take it for granted to eat other people's food."

Qin Huairu's face flushed as she entered the room. Jia Zhang came over and snatched the lunch box from her hand: "What are you standing there for? Bring it to us. Banggeng is waiting for the meat."

The grandparents and grandchildren immediately put their heads together and started to dig into the lunch box.

In the yard, Sha Zhu's face changed when he heard Yu Shui's words. He quickly ran over and put his hand over her mouth: "My aunt, can you please speak a little more quietly? People may hear us..."

He Yushui refused to give in: "What are you afraid of? What if they heard it? You did it, so why are you afraid of what others say? I let others eat my own food rations, so I can't say anything?"

She became angrier and angrier as she spoke, and her voice suddenly rose higher. When people in the yard heard the sound, many of them came out to look over here.

Sha Zhu was anxious: "You silly girl, you are still excited, aren't you? Everyone knows that Sister Qin's family is in financial difficulty, and we don't have enough food to eat. What's wrong with giving her some?"

He Yushui said: "Her family is in trouble, whose family is not in trouble? We have too much food to eat, and look at her family. Is there anyone thinner than me? Is there anyone who is not as fat as a pig?"

Everyone in the yard burst into laughter.

Don’t say, it’s true. People say the Jia family is in difficulty every day, but have you ever seen anyone in the Jia family who is hungry and thin?

Especially Jia Zhang, who was plump and pale, with a lazy look all over her body.

There is also Bang Geng, who is only a few years old, but he is as fat as a ball and he keeps asking for meat.

Does this look like a child from a poor family?

Sha Zhu was now completely anxious. He was afraid that Qin Huairu would feel embarrassed if she heard it, but the rain today was like burning hay. The flame could not be put out, her mouth could not be covered, and the person could not be pulled back.

In a hurry, Sha Zhu raised his hand and slapped Yu Shui: "What nonsense are you talking about, you stupid girl?"

Everyone in the yard was stunned. Yu Shui was also dumbfounded. She covered her face with her hands and looked at Sha Zhu in shock: "Brother, you hit me? You gave my food to others and you hit me?"

Sha Zhu was also anxious just now. He regretted it as soon as he made a move. His face turned red with anxiety, but he still said stubbornly: "What's wrong with me hitting you? It's your fault for being ignorant. Sister Qin's family is in trouble, we should help them..."

Tears welled up in Yu Shui's eyes: "Brother, our mother is dead, our father ran away, and you don't want me anymore for a widow, and you beat me..."

With just one sentence, everyone in the courtyard felt sad, and those with shallow tear dimples couldn't help but shed tears.

"Yushui is such a pitiful girl. She has no parents and now even her own brother doesn't care about her. He uses her food rations to please the widow..."

"Yeah, that idiot Zhu is too outrageous. He even gave up his own sister for Jia Dongxu's wife. Such a poor child, look how hungry she is, and he still beat her."

"Alas, this Qin Huairu is also a widow, but she is always so close to Sha Zhu, and she is not clear about what she has done. Not only did she eat all the food that the girl ate, but she also instigated Sha Zhu to beat the girl..."

Qin Huairu, who was in the room, heard this and felt a burning pain on her face. She looked at Jia Zhang, who was leaning against the lunch box with Bang Geng head, and said, "Mom, I don't want this lunch box anymore. Let Yu Shui eat it."

Jia Zhang was stunned, raised her head and glared, mumbling: "Why? Sha Zhu is happy to give it to you, why should you give it to her?"

He pricked up his ears and listened for a while, and seemed to understand something: "Don't listen to the nonsense of the people in the courtyard! Why should we give back the food we have eaten?"

Seeing that Qin Huairu was still reluctant, he patiently counseled her for the first time: "Qin Huairu, think about it, Dongxu is dead, and our family will be a group of orphans and widows in the future. How will a family of five rely on food and drink? Relying on the few yuan a month given by the factory? Wouldn't our family starve to death?"

"Remember one thing. Remember, food is most real when it is eaten by ourselves. No matter what others say, it is useless. What can their words do to you? Can they make you lose a few pounds of meat? It is better to let people gossip than to let your family starve to death!"

"You have to learn to be thicker-skinned in the future. Not only do you have to take the lunch box, you also have to find a way to coax money out of Shazhu's pocket. Only with money can we buy rice and noodles, and Banggeng can have new clothes to wear. Look, the New Year is almost here, and you can bear to see our Banggeng without new clothes to wear and meat to eat?"

Qin Huairu stopped talking.

At this moment, more and more people in the yard came out to watch the fun. Sha Zhu became more and more embarrassed, and no matter how hard he tried to pull the rain back, it wouldn't work.

At this time, Yang Chong, Yu Xiu and Yang Xiaojuan were eating in the house. When they heard the noise, they hurried out.

"What's wrong, Yu Shui? Why are you crying?" Yang Xiaojuan quickly ran over, grabbed Yu Shui, wiped her tears and asked.

Seeing Yang Chong, Yu Shui felt more aggrieved. She hugged Yang Chong and started crying: "Brother Chongzi, my brother gave his lunch box to Banggeng and beat me. He doesn't want me anymore..."

Yang Chong looked at Sha Zhu, then glanced towards the Jia family, and he understood everything.

Sha Zhu was so embarrassed that he had nowhere to hide. He could only shout in the direction of Yi Zhonghai's house: "Uncle, come out and say something for me."

Chapter 94 My Family’s Money Can’t Be Touched

Everyone watched the He brothers and sisters quarreling for a long time, but they always felt that something was missing.

After hearing Sha Zhu's shout, everyone came back to their senses. Yes, where is the uncle? Usually, he likes to come out to uphold justice. What happened today? He didn't come out to say a word despite the chaos.

And everyone suddenly felt that Yi Zhonghai seemed to have become much quieter during these days, and people almost forgot his existence.

In the past, whenever there was something big or small happening in the yard, he would be the first to come out.

After Sha Zhu's shout, Yi Zhonghai, who had been hiding in the house, had no choice but to come out again with his big teacup.

In fact, Yi Zhonghai heard the rain as soon as it started, but he pretended not to hear it.

Later, Sha Zhu slapped Yu Shui. An old lady couldn't stand it and urged him to get out, but he just waved his hand.

There is no choice now, I have to come out.

Everyone quickly made way to let Yi Zhonghai come over.

When Sha Zhu saw Yi Zhonghai coming, he was like he had found a rescuer, and hurried over and said, "Uncle, come and talk to Yu Shui. You say, Dongxu is gone, and Sister Qin's family is in such a difficult situation. Shouldn't we all lend a hand to help them?"

Xu Damao, who was watching the fun, chuckled: "Silly Zhu, don't talk about them, just say you want to help Qin Huairu, everyone knows who is who?"

Everyone in the yard burst into laughter.

Yes, we all live in the same courtyard, so who doesn't know who? Are you the kind of person who helps others casually? Besides Qin Huairu, who else have you helped?

Sha Zhu was anxious and clenched his fist: "Grandson! You are everywhere, if you keep talking nonsense, I will beat you up!"

Under normal circumstances, Xu Damao would have been scared, because he had never taken advantage of Sha Zhu.

But there are so many people here today. He chuckled and refused to give in: "Of course, you are awesome. You even beat up your own sister, let alone me? But even if you beat me up, can you shut everyone up?"

Sha Zhu's face turned red: "Grandson, you still have something to say!"

"Ahem..." Yi Zhonghai had to speak up: "Alright, stop talking!"

At this time, seeing Yi Zhonghai coming out, Jia Zhang also came out of the house without losing any time, and shouted, "Uncle, you came out just in time, please give us some advice. My Dongxu is gone, and we are left with an orphan and a widow, and we can't make ends meet. Shouldn't the people in the courtyard lend a hand to help us? Now, before Sha Zhu even lends a hand, this damn girl is here to make indirect accusations. Who is she scolding? Old Yi, do you want to do anything about it? If you don't, I'll tear her mouth off!"

Good boy, now the bad guy is the first to complain.